"Dark Souls is sooooooooooooo hard!"

>"Dark Souls is sooooooooooooo hard!"
>"Bloodborne is really challenging!"
>"Goddammit, I hate Sekiro, I keep fucking dying all the time!"

Pussies. You haven't played a hard game til you played God Hand. This game is way harder than your tryhard edgy sickdark Fromsoft shit.

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God Hand is also a good game with deeper mechanics than stagger/backstab: the video game

how is god hand hard? it accommodates to the players skill level so even a total shitter will be able to complete it.

It's hard because it adjusts to you, the player. If you truly "got gud", the game will become harder. In Fromshit games once you "git gud"(at what? abusing i frames and broken builds?), the games become a joke.

The only people I know that circle jerk "souls" games are literal zoomers and Dark Souls was the first game they played that they actually died on. The whole series is honestly pretty bad

Small brain: x game is hard
Big brain: All video games are easy.

Dark Souls is fucking trash, and Miyazaki is a goddamn HACK

Ninja gaiden, now that's a hard game.

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>My meme game is harder than your meme game

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God hand isn't a meme game. It's the ultimate action game and a true test of skill. It's GIT GUD in its unconcentrated form.

nah, its a meme game dude.
You just fell for the meme.

But it ain't no Imagine Party Babyz

Any game from 80s is harder than Dark Souls and God Hand combine

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Why do god hand threads die so early?

This guy gets it. Even the demo took hours to beat.

More people like to circlejerk about it then have actually played it

Is God Hand the hardest FAIR 3D action game out there? Fair as in there are rules you can learn and understand and the game never breaks them to make the game arbitrarily and artificially harder.

NG almost makes me want to guy buy a 360 exclusively to play it. I always hear about how good and hard it is but never got the chance to play it

>Isn't a meme game

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Dodging in GH is easier than deflecting in Sekiro. Both amazing Games though.

>haha there is a meme picture made about the video game, that means the game is meme
You know I can find pictures like that about any game, right?

Brainlet here. How do I stop getting gangbanged by groups of enemies?

>Dam Reef

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Didn't this game get panned by professional journalists and critics? Why are 4channers always spamming it like it's supposed to be good?

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No it isn't unless by dodging you mean backing off and doing the occasional backflip. God Hand requires stricter timing and the punishment for mis timing is greater, it also constantly throws tough group fights at you.

How the fuck do you even get it anymore? It's hyper expensive online

>he doesn't know

Do it faggot

>professional journalists and critics
lmao

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Got you.

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It's on the PSN store for PS3.

Is your pc from 2005?

emulation is for fags

The cheesy way is to use taunts and objects to lure enemies out for 1v1 fights, the proper way is to use counter hits to initiate juggles and launch enemies into each other and get them close for group hits. On lower difficulties you can simply use a normal charged punch to initiate the juggle/launch, you can side dash around the enemy while its mid air to change the directions which you kick them in. Once you play on hard you need to start getting counter hits with the charged punch, even if you dont hold it at all it will automatically launch an enemy as high as they can go if you counter hit. Also if you want to quickly knock an enemy down do instant charged punch followed by an X kick. Its just matter of practice, good crowd control is the most important skill in GH above everything else

Technically yeah but if all you do is use back dodge, you're gonna miss out on being able to punish enemies for attacking and you can't just up dodge all day because a good amount of enemies, especially later on in the game, have attacks that will beat out up dodge so you have to have a good eye to know which dodge to use and have the reactions to do it

This is core god hand strats. You can look up the few tutorials/guides on youtube along with watching one of moike kobes playthroughs where he explains levels and misc tricks along the way.
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Whatever fag atleast im playing vidya

God hand is a shit game that does almost nothing right. It's in the same tier as shovel ware such as Imagine Party Babyz.
That being said, Bloodborne & the other sick dark games (such as Hollow Knight) that are all the rage among normies with "muh hard" aren't actually that hard if you are experienced in video games. The worst thing about them is that the difficulty curve is all over the place, in the beginning they're at their hardest, once you "get" the mechanics of the game (takes a couple of hours if you're not a complete shitter at video games) they become easy as fuck, not to mention, in Bloodborne (I haven't played the other From games) you can also grind like in a jrpg so the whole thing can become a cakewalk if you're into anal fisting demonic pigs.

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The same journalists and critics that believe there are more than 2 genders?

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>That being said, Bloodborne & the other sick dark games

glad to see the term sick dark is spreading

Hotline Miami is harder than both. I can't even get past the first fucking stage in those games.

Backing away and backflipping is like sprinting around the boss arena Sekiro, you can do it but its extremely slow and ineffective. Its also easier to get hit or surrounded playing like that in God Hand than Sekiro

God Hand does almost everything right desu youre probs a fag who couldnt adapt to the controls and actual crowd control

it controls like shit

Just as I thought, what a queer
Only thing thats an actual problem with the controls is the soft lock everything else is fine or actively beneficial for the gameplay

>replying to obvious bait
cmon user.

>God Hand
>Assist mode(on by default) makes the enemy dumber if you perform badly
>Hard
Hahahaha.

God Hand has tons of attractive female enemies, Souls games have none, so God Hand wins

NG had mechanics and it was fun. Sekiro is backstab the game.

sekiro has parries, NG doesn't

Yeah, I thought RE4 was a bad game too.

Souls definitely has it's fair share of cuties

Good parries are trash

>he's objectifying wimminz REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

No it doesn't, name an attractive female enemy in Souls. Also none of the women in From games show any cleavage or ass or legs. It's sjw designs.

Newfag

Soundtrack is also better. By a lot.

Did you hear the tale of why japanese women have flat asses? Long ago the ancient goddess that Japanese people came from was misbehaving, and her husband had to correct her. In Japan men correct their wives by spanking their asses hard. he spanked her ass so hard, it became flat. Afterwards she gave birth to the Japanese people, but their asses were all flat. And that is why Japanese women have no ass. Thank you.

I mean Sekiro is sort of a poor mans NGB and even on normal eh maybe hard that game is much more brutal let alone the stuff on VH/MNM that gets introduced like 25% boss cycle allies and Berserkers/Dino bigs everywhere and Ryu clones up your ass.

Yes it did.

God Hand was very fun to play tbqh

NG has parries you fucking idiot. If you hit X/Y right when you block an attack Ryu cancels into a move and its called a parry in the tutorial/skill list.

That's not a real parry, that's a counter attack. A true parry is when you deflect an attack, not blocking and attacking right after.

You can definitely fudge your way through God Hand as long as you just keep at it.

Biggest brain: since all games are easy, I shall restrict myself and set arbitrary rules to make it challenging

The window is tight and for the sword slash part he clearly cancels into knocking their sword up and then running them through.

If anything Sekiro parries are objectively wrong since the katana doesn't parry by blocking head on ever.

God hand is only hard because everything controls like shit; once you get past that hurdle it's relatively easy compared to the games you listed.

>asians
>flat ass

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The assumption of someone who didnt play past the tutorial

Let me introduce you to a game that is ass blistering hard.
Legitimately might be the hardest game I've ever played.

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I unironically find Sekiro harder than God Hand so far though that might have just been controller issues. I just started sitting closer to the PS4 and as soon as I did my next try I beat Snake Eyes without healing and did the gun fort and Giraffe first go. So I don't seem to be having any trouble with deflection anymore. So I guess if that wasn't a fluke the game is suddenly about to become very easy in which case yes God Hand is harder.

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*yes mans u*

Time for MEGACOCK

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>meme praising about how amazing the game is.
Are you normally this retarded?

I thought it was a bit harder than God Hand's normal mode at first when you're learning but yeah once you get the hang of how to play it, the game becomes easier since you're effectively doing the same thing the whole game. It certainly has absolutely nothing on God Hand's hard mode, much less KMS hard which is infinitely more challenging than anything in Sekiro including Kuro's charm + bell runs

Cope.

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its called deflection in sekiro not parry. and look at the animation. hes leading the incoming blade's trajectory away from him.

>asians
>flat ass
Yeah flat, your cherrypicked porn stars don't represent the general population, that doesn't even the consider the amount of fish eye lens and photoshop JAVs use

>three genes short of a monkey FAGNUT

Why the fuck is this so funny?

You call that a fuckin ass? That aint shit compared to a black girl's ass homie.

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I have a harder game. Try not to get fucked in your own house.

>Using a lumpy, cottage cheese ass as your example
Try harder next time.

how does it feel to know youll never have it user

>video games
>hard

If you want difficulty then how about you try and live a good and fulfilling life without regrets

>sickdark
If you would just say "grimdark" like a normal person people wouldn't be able to spot you so easily, autist.

Better than shit like this

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>pays 100$ for a decade old game

is graceful and feminine
is vulgar and distasteful

there's a limit and she clearly crossed it

>God Hand
>a game that literally gets piss easy every time you get hit or die
>a game that doesn't have a hard mode unlocked by default
>hard
With garbage camera and very questionable mechanics that undermine themselves at level die where the game turns into a counterfest, maybe, but certainly not hard.

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grimdark and sickdark are two different things

no
i mean fucking it sure, but keeping it?
no

Yeah, one is a real term that humans use and the other is nonsense.

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I wannat remake God Hand as 1:1 as possible in UE4 other than the visuals and graphics but it'll probably take me several several years considering I have no game development experience along with God Hand just being extremely wonky in pretty much every aspect that it would take a shit ton of analyzation to figure what's going on in the original to replicate it in the remaster unless there's away to crack into the ancient PS2 code? I still want to do it though, this game deserves some sort of remake and deserves to be more accessible to a modern audience (yes I know about emulation and it being on PS3).

the best part of the dynamic difficulty is that anyone who says god hand is not hard is practically saying that theyre shit at it

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yes, 99% of asians and jav actresses have literally no ass. Note the 99% before you ever even think of replying to me. Posting a pic of a photoshopped ass isn't the best example, not is posting a non photoshopped ass either, since they barely represent 1% of asians. Retard
t. 6tb of jav porn

>graceful and feminine

You ever hear how japanese women sound? feminine my ass:

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>not yuka kuramoti
Are you even trying?

The mechanics don't undermine themselves in any way, your mistake is expecting the usual DMC combo faggotry when it's anything but, the game is primarily about a utility based moveset with some extra fluff to please the queers.

No, sickdark is a term used in underground european art circles. Which Miyazaki is a fan of. You're just ignorant.

God hand isn't hard. It's just annoying.

Translation : the game actually requires practice and adapting instead of handing you victory on a silver platter which frustrates me

No matter which game is being discussed, "not hard just annoying" always means this.

You're just full of shit.

When you become more cultured, you'll understand. There's various forms of dark, grimdark and sickdark are merely too. There's also:

>Helldark
>Pukedark
>Filthdark
>VileHell

Vile Hell is possibly the most extreme.

>your mistake is expecting the usual DMC combo faggotry when it's anything but
The high level LD play is literally "counter the faggot and juggle him to death with basic combos and back + triangle as a launcher".
Anything but the fastest guard breaks is useless.
Anything flashier than basic bitch combos is useless.
Charged Punch + kick is overpowered.
The game can't decide whether it wants to be a fun beat em up or a counterfest almost as boring MGR Revengeance mode

God you're autistic.

So what you're saying is you are clueless huh. You can't abuse builds or i-frames in Sekiro, it isn't work at all like Souls games. God Hand is definitely harder than Souls games, but Sekiro is way harder than God Hand.

>cherry picking strong character in a play
also
>women

Trash taste in games you got there. They are objectively some of the best games of all time.

>thinking your good for playing single player games
Yeah I'm sure those AI were soooo tough to beat buddy.

It's a mix of a beat em up and counterfest, the counters are well implemented because they take things like spacing and different player vs enemy attack properties into consideration and the counters themselves demand different timing depending on enemies. It's significantly more varied and interesting than a parry system which removes almost all those elements in favor of timing. The game knows what it's going for which is why all of the moves you're talking about are default bindings, it literally shows you what types of moves you should be putting in your movelist for optimal play as soon as you enter the pause menu. It has some overpowered options and degenerate strategies but which 3D beat em up does not? That kind of thing comes with complexity I'm afraid. The bigger problem isn't that countering enemies is required for good crowd control it's that on hard it becomes the only really good way to damage enemies because they become incredibly tanky, but it's all minor flaws.

>tfw boomer that only played the NES ones and never touched the 3d ones
Any day now black will be emulate-able

God Hand is one of the most fun games I've played, I replay it whenever I get bored and I was never able to finish a From game.

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