You fapped to Jessica Chobot in Mass Effect 3, didn't you?

Kojima is a westaboo
No, he's right

Japanese build standards as Americans try and drag them down

japanese people are trying to justify their abysmal birthrate by bolstering waifus to pin the blame on
americans fuck left and right anyway so they don't feel pressure to put any real effort into fanservice

Attached: quiet.gif (500x463, 1.8M)

Attached: joost.jpg (640x480, 52K)

Attached: 1542116486428.jpg (1400x800, 281K)

Big desu I think they did pretty good

>ME2
>he didn't fuck all the girls in a single run
Incels are so bad at gaming

Only maybe 2 or 3 times, compared to dozens of times to Miranda, Liara, EDI, etc.

Back in the early days of SFM porn fugtrup made a scene with her that I fapped very frequently to.

What was her show called again?

liara not going full matriarch was such a letdown

No but I did to Samara

My gf got 69%
I got 87%
Something is wrong with this shit

she and that other generic jock reminded me of jersey shore and i was disgusted by those characters and ME3 game in general. I fapped on EDI thou,

im pretty sure you can end up wiht only one right before suicide mission.

It's not like they warn about it

Attached: chrome_2019-04-08 10-44-06_ShareX.png (302x202, 9K)

Jack is the true patrician's choice

Jesus Christ, Bioware never really could get down character likeness, could they?

>jack has one of the hottest face models
>is bald ingame
crazy

well, she supposed to be crazy and edgy.

That's the point. The justification is that she was trying to make herself less appealing to stop people (trying to) rape her

Attached: 1549496245693.webm (1280x720, 1.62M)

I wanna lick her bald head

Not sure if I'd call this an upgrade, though.

Attached: mass-effect-3-jack-me-dzhek.jpg (1332x850, 151K)

>mfw Zoomers have no idea what we're talking about in this thread

Attached: doomer.jpg (480x480, 34K)

i dont think she had any problems with rapists. As a teacher in last game she looked edgy too.

LONDON

arent zoomers 1995+?

>battle tits

Yes. There's this one picture of her where she's tied up, has "I report bullshit" written on her tits and it's being broadcasted over the news. I fapped to that.

For source, search Diana Allers on rule34 paheal

I didn't even play mass effect 3 so no.

more like Jessica Chobotched face scan
also no, give me Liara or Jack instead

I fapped to Yvonne Strahovski, who is just a hot Aussie and I had no delusions about her being my girlfriend.

Attached: Yvonne Strahovski Hot ass in bikini (3).jpg (800x1200, 125K)

No, I had no idea who she was.

>hot Aussie
Nice oxymoron

This is how she got "famous"

Attached: hqdefault.jpg (480x360, 9K)

No, 2000+.

all women are whores

Jack suffers from paranoia and has actively killed her previous lovers. She is aware of it to some extent, but has not been able to reign it in on her own, so far, without medical help. Also, she gets off on killing people and getting off on killing a person she loves gives her quite the guilt trip afterwards. Which is why she doesn't want to get intimate. Shepard is the only one, that we know, who told her, subtly, that he is aware of her problem and is willing to take that chance, because he believes in her and that together they can pull through it,

I wanna lick it, rub my dick all over it and cum on it.

>Kylie Minogue
>NIcole Kidman
>Naomi Watts
>Yvonne Strahovski
>Claudia Black
>Virginia Hey
>Margot Robbie
All Aussies. At least one of them is hot to you. If you find none of them hot, then perhaps you are gay.

DIOS MIO

>Margot Robbie
Wait, she's aussie?

You want confirmation from a stranger on a Taiwanese monkey temple shitting board or do you want to ask google instead?

Haha yeah man i fapped to her, do you guys remember "battle tits" haha good times. I'm out bros have one last "wanna bang?" hahaha.

Attached: 1437948970845.gif (260x167, 1.43M)

isn't that website used to index faces for facial recognition programs around the world?

Attached: Banana.png (500x500, 192K)

Jack is the best girl to such a large degree it is pretty embarrasing for everyone else. But especially compared to the other humans who are total garbage.

machines don't lie
btfo

no

Attached: epic shephard.png (359x321, 135K)

Can I have Jack and Miri together? Just imagine, though their hatred mellows out eventually, they retain their rivalry/antagonism, which they carry into your bedroom. Every session is aggressive, as each of them tries to make you come harder for her, doing more and more extreme things to please you. The winner then consolidates the loser with tender, cum swapping kisses.

Attached: 1551811525444.jpg (900x942, 221K)

Attached: b2c.gif (480x270, 2.85M)

I hope you are joking
She was ugly as fuck

Attached: 1552628176721.jpg (1024x907, 59K)

>chin too small

Attached: 1552626600370.jpg (505x588, 66K)

god i love big tittied milfs so much

No. She is really ugly.

not liking cumming on your g/fs bald head, what are you gay bruh?

I also like Miranda a lot. I mean, Jack's romance is one of the most difficult ones in any game ever. She doesn't mince words, she gets right up in your face, every chance she gets and she will spit on you, the moment you stop having her back. But she is one of the most emotional romances in the game, thanks to her VA, and "Shit, you sound like a pussy" is the single best line a woman has ever said in her romance arc.

Miranda on the other hand, starts off as a cold bitch, not because she dislikes you, but because she has been used to dealing with other people's fuck up and backstabbing so long, that she perfectly expects you to fuck up as well, just so she can then reign it in all herself and come up for your shortcomings. It is, after all, what she was designed to do, but that's not easy, not even for her, not remotely. It's just that everyone else expects that from her. So when she finds someone who is not only as capable as her, but perhaps even better, who does so in his own merit and not because he was genetically manufactured to do so, she is in awe. She finally has one that she trusts to share the load with so she can, for once, relax and she does ease up on you, the moment she figures that out. But you can tell, it is as hard for her as it is for you.

Real talk.

she had really fucked up looking knees if i recall correctly

Attached: 1537996971143.jpg (1280x720, 52K)

My favorite exchange in the series is Jack and Shep before the final fight.
Its something like
Jack: You better make it through because I'm getting laid after this.
Shep: I love you too.

I wish Miranda would share my load with Jack if you know what I mean.

I don't follow

Attached: 1504743736694.jpg (454x714, 292K)

Something like that. Really cocky and provocative. As Jack usually is.

Well, I mean, I did write about that here

She's nothing to write home about in real life but I'm still amazed how BioWare turned Chocobot into a lumpy Snooki.

I just split open talis head with an axe. Did you?

>people think this is ugly

Attached: Jessica_Chobot11.jpg (911x1229, 1.44M)

Yeah because her face looks like a bum and I love a big bum as it makes me cum.

Her outfit's awesome. I want it.

They're not wrong

This was the funniest shit but I was like 16 at the time.

I like her ass face but I’m an ass man. It’s so weird thinking about chobot now because I used to love watching ign just for her.

>Xeno lover
disgusting

Attached: 1238698568.png (182x179, 97K)

You would look gay in it.

did pretty well with jack and samara, little less with miranda, idk what the fuck happened with liara

and you still cant get laid

Nah, her outfit was too tacky, Chobot isn't as attractive as Strahovski or Samara's model and she did nothing on the Normandy.

whos the one next to liara?

Yeah.

>I wanna lick it, rub my dick all over it and cum on it.
I wanna do that in the opposite order

Gen Z are 97+

>Japanese devs make girls cuter than real life

Attached: 2a6wb30p0k811.jpg (2896x2896, 473K)

Groce

that's the rare 1/20 case where RE2make claire actually looks good

I'd be OK with that, if Miranda would be doing the licking.

>Yea Forums discussing faces

No wonder I always had a hard on for Samara

That's cute

Not her in-game model, the face looks like Mickey Mouse.

Attached: Funny-Party-Cosplay-Mickey-Mouse-Face-Mask-Masquerade-Party-Mask-For-Halloween-Party-Cosplay-Lovely- (640x640, 70K)

Tali is the only girl worth jerking to in that shit series and I'm not counting her photoshop image

Attached: 0.jpg (864x1296, 88K)

That's some detail

>Tali is the only girl worth jerking to
Yikes!

She looks like a fucking New Jersey orange goblin or some shit. Fucking ugly cunt.

She is a semen demon in 3

I miss it

Attached: MEG.png (1278x720, 1.11M)

Only the best detail for the best girl

Attached: 4e1.jpg (958x1251, 177K)

Attached: 6j7con0y2iq21.jpg (2048x2048, 371K)

No.
I didn't even let her on my ship.

Me too.

Hell no, her ingame was even more off-putting than the irl one.

Attached: 1471520124025.jpg (1024x946, 115K)

Huh... You're right
Never thought of that