So apparently even he knew they were fucked. Why?
So apparently even he knew they were fucked. Why?
Why what?
He didnt look like he was aware of many things.
Also they would have won that battle if it wasnt for Logain pulling out
Why not?
>took combined 4 armies to even hold the darkspawn back while the warden snuck up to the dragon
>dude this small reinforcment would have won the battle!
go to bed alistair
>Also they would have won that battle if it wasnt for Logain pulling out
They wouldn't.
Even Duncan knew it. The king was going to get everyone killed, so he sent the replacement as far away from the battlefield as possible.
Not saying that Loghain was right, he betrayed the king, but he had many reasons for it, some good, some bad.
Not wanting to get his men killed was good one.
Wanting the king to die was a bad one.
He was a retard who got all of his men killed. I always take his body down so the wolfies can eat him.
Morrigan liked that.
I remember having installed a boner mod for the male body and when I found his crucified body he still got a raging wood, laughed like a motherfucker
So did Loghain. You DID take Loghain back to Ostagar, right anons?
You just want to bang the witch, don’t lie to me like this.
I thought that was given
> Romance Alistair
> Cuck him in the end and forgive Loghain
Love it
He didn't get all his men killed, where are you getting this from?
They had a plan, Loghain did not do his part, a key part of the plan, he sabotaged the battle, ensuring they failed.
The game does not explicitly say that the King was going to fail, the game only gives you Loghain's opinion that he would.
I hope none of you fell for the Architect's lies. You know he can't be trusted, right?
He willingly committed to the plan despite a huge part of it, the army from Orlais, never arriving. Duncan and Loghain both tell you that the King is dead set on having his big moment of glory against the Darkspawn and that he can't be talked out of what they both clearly feel is a bad idea. Previous Blights have lasted decades or centuries and ruined whole countries, so the very idea that King Cailan and his Merry Men were going to stop the whole horde in one decisive victory at a time and place of his choosing is ridiculous. And without an Archdemon to slay, no victory at Ostagar would have been long lasting anyway.
It was dubious they would have won against a mobilizing Darkspawn horde at the forefront of a Blight even if the Orlesians had shown up and Loghain hadn't betrayed Teryn Cousland and Arl Redmond. When things started going wrong, Cailan should have listened to his advisors and pulled back from the defeat he was going to lead them into.
Y-yeah, imagine being that gullible. Haha.
I wish there was a way to keep Alistair as a bro and recruit Loghain. It's like, Alistair, buddy, I'm only bringing him along so NEITHER ONE of us two has to die.
Pretty much.
Also, don't forget how the darkspawn end up infiltrating the main camp without the king realising it.
He was literally fucked, surrounded by enemies. He was doomed from the beginning.
>The game does not explicitly say that the King was going to fail,
It does, Duncan and Loghain bot tell the king. And as said, dude, the darkspawn were sneaking right behind him, you can see. Show don't tell.
If you harden him up, you at least get to keep him as king rather than watching him wander off like a faggot
Why doesnt duncan bolt as soon as they engage the darkspawn and serve as a leaeder for the remaining grey wardens, instead of fighting till the death in a battle he knows is futile
He also agreed on Couslands Solution weeks before the battle. To become the only Teyrn and take control, after the rumors about Cailan cucking Anora with Celene.
No I cut his head off, betrayed Anora and became queen alongside Allistair
>The game does not explicitly say that the King was going to fail
That dude from Return to Ostagar DLC, a member of his honor guard downright tells you that there was no fucking way to win against so many Darkspawns.
In death, sacrifice.
Also,the king just reintroduced the wardens. If he was to die while the wardens miraculously survive and take control of the kingdom to fight the ruin, the nobles would have revolt.
Yeah,Loghain did a lot of things wrong.
Selling elves, poisoning the arl...
>let's send the fresh guys as far as possible so they're left clueless if I die during that battle I know we'll lose
Duncan was a fucking retard
He was trying to save Al
>He didn't execute Loghain for his crimes
The end cannot justify the means. Whatever reasons he had, be they good or bad, Loghain did horrible shit and he was a treasonous cunt. Treason must be met with death otherwise it sets a horrible precedent.
The point is, he might've planned this betrayal way before the battle. Cailan's retardation might just be an excuse.
killed loghain
fucked morrigan
made alistair marry the bitch
killed the kid that fucked redcliffe up
spared the mages
made peace between werewolves and elves
He's useless and don't know shit about the gw or the archdemon, you're lucky you stumble upon that other warden in jail
But he's heir to the throne
>Treason must be met with death
but consider this:
>Loghain is a valuable asset
>Joining Wardens is a death sentence itself
>Loghain is being deprived of all his titles and influences, he's forced to live a life of a simple soldier in the Order where everyone hates him and considers him a traitor and he's sent to serve in fucking Orlais above all that
I’ve only ever played Origins on the 360, but I do have it sitting in my GOG library. How different is the PC version in terms of both graphics and gameplay?
I love Loghain and I love how you can turn him into a Grey Warden and then in Inquisition you can sacrifice Hawke in the Fade to keep Loghain alive again. I hope there's a Dragon Age 4 where you can keep Loghain alive even further. I want Loghain to be the only motherfucker from the original game still going by the time the series is over.
I have the game on xboner 360 and pc and there is no difference really
made Loghain a grey warden
fucked Morrigan
made Anora a solo queen
killed the kid that fucked redcliffe up and killed the blood mage
killed the mages
helped the werewolves kill the knife ears
as a dalish elf
The point is that if Loghain can get away with that shit by joining the Grey Wardens it sets a precedent that if a noble ever betrays the King, they can simply join the Grey Wardens instead of facing actual justice.
Graphics are similar, but the gameplay is much better in my opinion. I can't stand playing anything other than platformers on a controller.
Graphics are pretty much the same but they can be improved with mods.
This here is the UI on PC. Doesn't look like it would work on controllers very well, does it? Also on PC you can also use old top-down view if you so fancy.
This. I mean, sure, I partially fed Hawke to the demon because fuck Bioware and fuck DA2, but also because Loghain is a genuinely interesting character. I even liked him enough to read the prequel novel where he basically does everything and the king gets the magic sword, the bitch, and all the glory.
Even if you think Loghain pulling out was justified him trying to have you assassinated just to protect himself and effectively refusing to actually fucking do anything about the Darkspawn proves that all his actions were him just being stubborn and power hungry.
If you hadn't survived his actions probably would've directly caused Orlais to conquer Ferelden after it gets completely demolished by the blight.
Based.
But Grey Wardens is a death sentence
> Loghain actually saved Fereldan forces by pulling out
> It's all Loghain s fault
When will you guys understand that everyone would have gotten fucked that day?
He might have not trusted the Warden and thought he could win with a regular army later on... But if you lose two armies, the King And his most trusted General, you don't get up from that.
Also if the hero party miraculously survives, what Army would Alistair or the sassy child control?
Small brained see black in Loghain.
Big brained see that it's not that easy and that Loghain did the right thing in the long run.
Nothing past Dragon Age: Origins is canon to me. I can't believe how badly they fucked it up.
I still think it's funny that celene wasn't always intended to be an over-the-hill lesbian
He gets to live for 30 more years. It doesn't send the same message as a beheading would if you betrayed the King. So while it's still a death sentence, it doesn't refute the argument that it still sets a horrible precedent.
I wanted to but Alistair threw a fucking shit fit like a fucking child. Fucking bitch ruined that part of the game for me.
That was actually smart. Shame about, you know, every other shit he pulled.
All the good things that he accomplished were basically entirely an accident.
This is a good point. If The Warden wasn't an insanely hyper competent monster that united the Elves, Dwarves, and Mages, in like a month then Ferelden would have been fucked because of Loghain. The dalish would have bailed into their forests and up north. The dwarves would have shut themselves in. No way Denerim and the Teryns would have had nearly enough men to fight the Darkspawn and only Riordan would have been around to even attempt to kill the Archdemon and there's no fucking way he could have done that alone. Then they'd have went north and over Orlais before being stopped there and Orlais would use that excuse to go into Ferelden, retake it, and clean that shit up.
>tfw return to ostagar
>Recruit Loghain
>Call him a loser faggot in camp
>Take him to Ostagar
>Wynne won't stop shitting on him
kino
did anyone else here enjoy the smaller and more personal scope of 2 despite its many flaws and the signs of rush and lack of care
I like DA2. The third act is a shitshow but I really enjoyed the rest of the game.
Becoming the queen's chamber boy best ending. Prove me wrong.
That was a time of crisis, literally like a day before the Archdemon surfaced and it only makes sense to recruit a talented Warrior like Loghain if only to have another sword arm that can end the Blight
I don't know why the jobber Warden doesn't tell the main character and Alistair that a grey warden HAS to end the blight before suggesting that they recruit Loghain though
It's the worst one, but the concept of it ain't bad. I like the idea of it, but I despised playing it.
>It's the worst one
He says while Inquisition exists
I loved DA2 because of its massive potential for a whole "Hero born from tragedy" trope. Especially if you
>Go Mage
>Your Sister, the last person you can connect with, dies to a Darkspawn
>You constantly bicker with your brother, but you still love him
>Your brother dies in the Deep Roads
>You become best bros/fall in love with Anders
>You lose your mother to a serial killer
>You're forced to execute your best friend and lover for his terrorism
And then you watch a mentally scarred, tragic, exhausted, and downright angry Hawke leave Kirkwall after killing the mad Knight-Commander.
I can't bring myself to get Bethany killed (or play a DA2 mage they're shit) or not take every possible opportunity to shit on Anders though
Nah man having your bother survive and join the Wardens then slowly reconnecting with him later was a great payoff.
>Loghain can get away with that shit
But he can't. You can meet him in Awakening and see how his life turned out to be. The only difference is that you could exploit him for 20-30 more years and use his talents or immediately kill him off.
>it sets a precedent that if a noble ever betrays the King, they can simply join the Grey Wardens
First of all, they were accepting criminals and murderers for ages. Secondly, just some random untrained dude can't join the Wardens that simply, they must notice your deeds first and recruit you. This is a military order and needs remarkable warriors.
In Dragon Age 2 Hawke had to convince and beg Stroud to take his sibling.
>Play Blood Mage
>Never let Wynne know
There are some necessary evils.
Female Hawk right?
him joining the Templars also turns him more into a man
>no sister-wife
Inquisition isn't nearly as rough to play. I distinctly remember a part of 2 where you had to close poison barrels in an alley, and every barrel you closed would spawn a fight with 3-4 waves of enemies.
honestly I enjoyed a lot of inquisition even if parts of it like fucking sera were nails on a chalkboard
>play blood mage with mod
>do the circle tower quest
>Wynne report you to the Templars
>agree to help save the Mages
>let all the Mages die so you can recruit both Wynne and the Templars
Hawke was a much better protagonist than the Inquisitor. Race choice really wasn't worth it.
Making him into a templar ties him into the act 3 shit too much which is by far the worst aspect of the game though
>Play female character
>Cant romance Morrigan
What a downer.
Inquisitor should've been locked to elf.
>Loghain did the right thing in the long run.
No he didn't, his betrayal being in the interest of saving his men from a hopeless battle doomed by the plan of an incompetent king isn't tenable even if the king getting killed during it was coincidental keikaku that pushed him to do it. He'd had to have made the decision to use the Darkspawn incursion (he didn't even think it was a Blight) as a cover to get rid of Cailan at least weeks before the start of the game, otherwise the meme scheme to take out the Couslands (who had the largest army in the country aside from the King and possibly Redcliffe, which was only a few days away when Loghain alt-f4'd the battle) doesn't make sense. All this Jewry resulted in Ferelden losing it's only strategic chokepoint against the Darkspawn, a powerful figurehead, all the local Darkspawn experts, more than a few soldiers, and the stability of the realm just before a fellow Teyrn war hero with two armies of reinforcements showed up - except he killed him and hindered his reinforcements.
Loghain was a goddamn retard whose only rational action was being skeptical that Cailan was enough of a Chad to not get shit on by the queen of Orlais.
I liked the idea but the game is so fucking rushed and BORING. The entire first act is doing side quests and collecting coins for the main quest.
The second act was passable.
The third act was when everyone went full retarded because we need to wrap this shit up all together and set up a sequel.
>Female Hawk right?
Both works, really. Though I found that the female VA was better than the male one.
I'd much rather have the repeating waves of map then big empty fetch quests of Inquisition.
If you don't kill every darkspawn you come across you are playing the game wrong
stop talking about s*quels
I don't know if I want DA4 to happen.
I don't. The 2017 reboot was the death knell for the series, there's no saving it now.
Sure but having a dick and it between Isabella's cannonballs is better.
Based, I used to wish Hawke was the DAI protag but they probably would have made the dialogue as boring as the inquisitor
Don't worry, user.
It won't.
I thought Trespasser was really good so I'm pretty optimistic as long as Weekes gets to do his thing again.
>reboot
The game is ruined before it has even been released.
Imagine actually being fucking stupid enough to complain about politics in a franchise with as heavy politics as fucking Dragon Age. Jesus christ.
I liked that it was more about a group of friends who had their own lives helping each other out and growing closer, with hawke at the center... Like I like how, say, Anders worked at his clinic when Hawke wasn't calling on him, or how Varric talked about watching after Merril as she wandered through the alleys. Instead of them waiting on your beck and call in your fortress/camp/whatever and not really having any life when you aren't partied up. I like that hawke's motivation during both the Qunari invasion and the civil war was first and foremost them protecting their friends and family, while maybe doing some good for the city around them.
All that said, it's so fucking abysmal to actually play.
>pro intersectional feminism
Wut
>All that said, it's so fucking abysmal to actually play.
That's most dragon age, even origins was a chore sometimes.
Hamburger was right about skipping gameplay
Imagine being this dumb that you think you are significant to this world. Lefties are fucking brainlets.
You can fuck Isabella as a girl (female) too. Only flaw is that Merrill only likes Chadhawke
Yes and I would much rather replay it then Inquisition.
What reboot?
>I liked that it was more about a group of friends who had their own lives helping each other out and growing closer, with hawke at the center
And then you had cases where they obviously weren't friends but only tolerated each other because of Hawke. Like Fenris and Anders
>Only flaw is that Merrill only likes Chadhawke
All the romanceable companions are Hawkesexual except maybe church boy
How do you fuck without a dick?
>recruit Loghain
>kill archdemon yourself without ritual
Name a more based move
Origins and Inquisition could get dull, Inquisition especially if you tried to get map completion, but 2 is the only one that ever became a miserable slog.
>without ritual
Why would you skip that?
It didn't feel like it was about hope, love, or any of that other gay shit when my Warden ended the game with literally no party members left. It doesn't feel like anything is left of DAO's legacy.
>alistair is king and makes the sacrifice anyway
Fingers
How the fuck did you manage that
>Pronouns in bio
atleast these retards flag themselves so you know to avoid them. it's basically a guarantee that they have shit opinions
Intersectional feminism is when feminism isn't just about womens rights but all oppression, trans, black, gay etc and how they intersect. It's basically a new age religion where you view the world through the progressive stack.
Origins combat was great if you played it like a TPRG instead of an ARPG. I know that's not to most of Yea Forums's taste, but even without it, the combat had a weight to it that II didn't have, even later mobs felt satisfying to kill, especially with mods that let deathblows happen more often. DA2 just feels like cutting through paper props, the awful sound design didn't help either
Thought the quest was bugged
>tfw don't want to reinstall
He wanted to be the hero. He wanted a glorious battle. It just so happens that sometimes the hero dies and he knows that. He just didn't know that it wouldn't be glorious and that his naked body would just be left there.
He just wanted to play out this fantasy through the end.
>Origins combat was great if you played it like a TPRG instead of an ARPG.
Origins combat was a mess with tons of shitty useless abilities and things that don't even work without mods. Even on Nightmare the game is piss easy
I started DA2 last week and I literally suck at this easy game. All other DAs are no problem for me at Nightmare.
But this game just fucks everything I do over, there are so many enemies and mage is so shit.
If I lower the diifficulty, however, it becomes so easy that I feel like Im just stealing candy from babies.
>don't recruit anyone
>get Alistair executed
>deny Morrigan sex so that she leaves
>let Loghain kill the Archdemon
The celebration was hilarious. Literally walked straight from Anora to the door
Origins combat was only fun if you played a mage. Spamming those massive storms late game and just deleting darkspawn before they can even get to you is the only time that being a mage actually feels like the terrifyingly powerful thing that everyone is afraid of.
>It doesn't feel like anything is left of DAO's legacy
You want another Marilyn Manson to be used to advertise the fourth game?
just steal the candy, you're gonna need it
Mage is fine (but not as good as 1), but DA2 is the only game where 2Hders don't suck so you might as well go with that if you're into that sort of thing
Did a similar thing in Inquisition
>cutscene of all of your companions walking into Skyhold
>it's just a wideshot of 3 dudes
had me giggling like a schoolgirl
DA2 was designed in mind to not be solo and force you to rely on your snowflake party members. Just steal that candy and get it done with.
Also I'm willing to bet Fenris' anime tattoo powers will come into play for 4 (assuming it isn't aborted like Bioware)
So you played on easy mode or a very broken class?
Origins has shit combat made worse by the games idea of difficulty being to throw as many archers as possible on you.
You sound like someone who rolls a sorcerer in DnD because he can't into utility spells and just wants to burn shit. Sure the game is piss-easy, but it gave you options to play it how you wanted.
>snowflake party members
Are you just throwing random words together?
If there's one thing that can legitimately get my hopes up for DA4 it's for her return
Fuck archers, MAGES are the bane of existence.
PURGE ALL MAGES
>zevran is a thot that only joins you out of fear for his life
>is also the only romance option that never leaves the warden's side come inquisition
>doing the battle of ostagar dlc
>come across calian crucified
>has a massive fucking boner thrusting into the sky
Mages don't spam scattershot
If I did, you would definitely understand it.
The other funny thing about inquisition is how it singlehandedly changed public opinion on morrigan vs leliana
You can just delete enemy mages with mana clash
The only trouble mages gives you is fireball that stuns you, a stun that will latter lead to death because archers can drain 50% of your health with one hit.
In fact that's another flaw that really plagued DAO, it was very easy to get stun locked to death
But I dont
>all these people with Natural Bodies installed
>But I dont
Exactly.
god I forgot about that, they really didn't give a fuck when they were making origins, huh? just give the mages everything, survivability, mage killing, general damage, and release the game
Are you saying that turning Morrigan into a mother made people want her even more?
>queen
Felt appropriate though.
I mean mages are supposed to be so feared that I get locked up in their psychatric towers.
They're instance on making Leiliana some edgy try hard spymaster is annoying me, hopefully she won't come back
This is what games used to be like before everyone started demanding that fucking singleplayer games be perfectly balanced
I still prefer Leliana. Friend Morrigan route on a fempc > romance Morrigan
Agreed, though I'd say Arcane Warrior crossed the line. You could still beat Nightmare with no mages if you really wanted to.
I just pump her up with gifts and banged her after the first few missions
Never gave a shit about her opinion after that
they calmed the worst of her bitchiness, most players will see her as a loving mother, and she's grown a lot more reserved and wise, and on the other side leliana lost her cool sexy french rogue agent with a soft side appeal and became just sort of an obnoxious hardass religious loon who was obnoxious and showed like zero likeable traits on screen.
I would have but I decided to let Alistair duel him so he could get the satisfaction of beating him, but doing so means he automatically cuts his fucking head off right after, so you can't decide what to do with him.
Rogue took more works but ended up pretty op too, especially with awakening and shit like the legionnaire scout.
Warrior were boring as fuck though
Yeah, because rogues can literally stealth everything and set up a gorillion traps
I've never actually used arcane warrior. Why play a mage if you're just going to whack shit like a warrior?
Why exactly does Howe betray the Couslands again?
>whole room of crossbowmen points their crossobows
>Dumb bitch: "you are under arrest"
>lel fags eat shit
>earthquake
>everybody hits the floor
>morrigan does the storm 2 spell combo, everybody is fucked
>MC fire storm on top
>runs back into corridor, places paralyze trap
>dumb bitch runs into the trap gets wrecked
Thanks for the sword.
I'm only sticking around for 4 (if it ever happens lmao thanks anthem) so I can see the elf fandom rage when everyone that didn't get knotted beheads the wolf
Mechanically? because Arcane Warriors are completely and utterly fucking unkillable
Thematically? Because gishes are cool
Killed Loghain
Impregnated Morrigan
Told Alistair to stop being a pussy and made him lock up the bitch
Spared the mages
Made peace but looking back I should have removed knife ears
Eventually got back my waifu
Only if you are trying to make a dps
Warriors are the only ones who can tank after all which makes them invaluable
Recruited loghain
fucked and went through the mirror with morrigan
Alistair married Anora
Saved the kid
Spared the mages
Killed the wolves
Because teeny weeny frail mage but use your "mind over matter" powers to make magic shields and fuck up strong brutes flavor.
Staying there, getting hit and using taunt occasionally is boring as fuck
It was a good idea poorly executed due to being so rushed. Never really got into the family thing they were going for since it felt like you barely got to talk to them, one dies right at the beginning, another either dies or is just gone after and makes about 3 appearances after, and you only have a couple of conversations with the mom before she gets murdered. Played as a alpha aggressive Hawke with a big ass sword and bullymanced Merrill.
Friendship/Rivalry is literally the best concept for an "affection meter" in any game ever.
Petty asshole
I liked making peace with Carver, he's such a better character in later chapters and everyone actually likes him more since he grew up and stopped being in your shadow. I recall he has different dialogue and you meet him in Nathaniel in the deep roads depending on your relationship, either being
>For fucks sake, why are you here? I can handle this shit myself god dammit, you don't have to stick your nose in everything.
>Still coming to the rescue after all these years? Well I got it under control, but thanks bro.
>used mod that makes templar confront you at the end of mage tower if you use blood magic
>tell him "i use what i want"
>murdered his face off
Cast him in.
how did anora know that becoming a warden is potentially lethal
>People preferred Morrigan before
>People prefer her more strongly now
Not hat much has changed tbqh
His daddy was killed by the Couslands and he was jealous of their status. Also, Loghain probably promised him his support if he went through with it.
Not really, I remember in act 2 when you meet him during the Qunari attack he's all pissy when he meets you. I picked the aggressive dialogue option and it went something like
>"Carver now is not the time for your fucking grudge against me."
>"But it is tho!"
As a warden if you managed to become more friendly with him he's matured past that and not being a SEETHING faggot after all those years.
becoming a grey warden to avoid punishment is already a precedent
how will they ruin tevinter in da4
>about how love and friendship are forces for good, and about how, in the end, what we have is each other
[laughs in Elvish]
I went out of bra removing tutorial links
>people preferred morrigan before
She might have had a slight edge in regards to who people thought was hotter but when we just had origins, Leliana was the scrappy, plucky, amiable rogue that agreed to travel the world with you at the end while Morrigan was the callous bitch who abandoned you when she got what she wanted. Leliana was by far the more loved character early on
He only turned bad because they killed his waifu
Yeah Arcane Warrior was just several levels of crazy.
Morrigan was always more popular, but the fact they made her your devoted waifu and a loving mother certainly helped tip the balance more in her favour when they make Leliana "nothin personnel" edgelord no matter what, and her whole questline is deciding yet again if you want her to sweet girl or edgy again. Plus unlike with Morrigan who in witch hunt you can attempt to kill, she falls back into the mirror and you never actually see her die, so it's easy to say she could have survived the knife to the gut. Compare that to Leliana where you can literally decapitate her and she still comes back as some bullshit ghost.
By trying to make it in the frostbite engine which is nothing short of fucking impossible
There will be a magister who isn't a mage
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Yeah, but then he gets a new waifu and continues to be an asshole.
They're gonna retcon it being homophobic because they don't wanna portray a whole country as unwoke despite them going to lengths to demonstrate that they were in inquisition
Carver strives to step out of Hawke's shadow and becoming a run-of-the-mill templar doesn't help there whereas becoming a warden like the Hero of Ferelden is an honor
This is contrast to Bethany who wants nothing more than to have a run-of-the-mill existence, and putting her in the wardens, a position where even more attention is thrust on her turns her cynical and bitter
God I wanna fuck Wynne.
They'll make that tranny magister a major ally, and won't include the qt brown elf from the comics or make her a romance.
If Neitherrealm found a way to make UE3 work for fighting games then there is a way to make Frostbyte work for dragon age.
Never forget the original waifu
>turns her cynical and bitter
Thats the best part though. I want to be dommed by depressed bitter Bethany. plus she always sounded depressed to me anyway.
Slavery isnt really that common.
Homos are normal.
Mages are really rare.
Nobody knows blood magic.
>If Neitherrealm found a way to make UE3 work for fighting games then there is a way to make Frostbyte work for dragon age.
Considering Bioware's track record I have no faith
i mean, they've already made it so the only homophobia is that nobles have to breed in order to have kids, it wouldn't have been an issue for dorian if he married and had kids, and fucked some guys on the side
>not using sequence break to have both
heh
When he says Stalker, is he talking about cheeki breeki or something else?
They won't. You're gonna do that when your character roles up into Tevinter and decides to be Daenerys "breaker of chains."
just remember that da4 is guaranteed to have some form of long term revenue generation, which either means a monetized multiplayer, or something like odyssey's methods
They avoided big cities in both DA:I and ME:A for a reason, it's just not possible without making computers explode. That's not what the engine exists for and it just shows again with Anthem which has 1 (one) hub/city with most NPCs having fuckall detail to them
And without fail I guarantee you they're gonna be like "oh no dorian sr was just a hateful bigot we don't care if you kiss boys we're open minded"
I only cared about her and Dorian.
First DA game I literally didnt care about waifung.
Went with Cass because she was the only real option.
>plus she always sounded depressed to me anyway.
Probably because she is user. She's one of the good mages that understands their existence is nothing but misery to themselves and the people around them
>ARE YOU MOTHERFUCKING READY
I still crack the fuck up when I remember that was a thing.
Thirds time the charm right?
They're going to pull a Bamco and release a constant stream of shitty cosmetic dlcs.
The Lucerni are led by Dorian and Maevaris, and are probably going to turn Tevinter into tranny central. I'm siding with Tevinter over the Qunari no matter what, but I'd rather it be the "real" Tevinter.
>da4 is guaranteed
Already wrong here bro.
With Anthem being 200% failure I wouldnt even be sure if there will be a da4.
>2019
>main engine of one of the biggest conglomorate of vidya dev studios
>cant make a big city
Can we please just end everything?
So qunari and transvestite or trannies, was it a retcon or not? Mind you Sten said that your role is everything in the Quanri society but it didn't say if your gender is a factor in what role you get.
Alistair wasn't a noob.
Cassandra was cute.
CUTE!
I'm still made about act 3 in 2
>tensions are rising between the mages and the templars
>if you side with the mages to avert the templar's genocidal rite, it turns out to be the wrong choice because every fucking mage except bethany was a blood mage or abomination anyway
>if you side with the templars because every mage was a blood mage or abomination, whoops, they were supernaturally driven insane too and were literally just angling to make things worse
Dice made Frostbite to suit their games, the engine should only be used for Dice games.
>He thinks all video game engines are the same
Dice probably only intend it to be used for FPS only.
Being part of a couple for making children is a ROLE and DUTY one can not avoid, so they can GTFO.
>it didn't say if your gender is a factor in what role you get
Sten has a whole conversation about how you can't be a female warrior.
They already announced that the game is in the works and work began on it before Anthem. EA isn't stupid and realizes that Dragon Age is the only cash cow that Bioware has.
they completely ignore the social stratification and complex class relations between different types of slaves, as well as old blood mages vs new blood mages, and the free non-mages, and instead boil it down to mage nobles vs slaves, and slavery is completely bad
He have an image to keep.
Barely passable.
I enjoyed it way more when she got drunk because making me Inquisitor was just that much of a mistake.
And in that same conversation you can tell Sten to shut the fuck and try you if he wants to see how good a warrior you really are.
it wasn't an out of nowhere retcon, but it still was one. for what its worth i think it fits with the qun worldview, and if it comes up again, it should be portrayed as the negative, repressive thing that it could totally end up being.
>despite being a conservative theocracy, iran is fine with trans people
>they're so fine with trans people that they force gays to transition
we should get something like that
How old is the engine by now?
And since when did EA declare it to be the standard?
I mean if its their standard engine they should be working towards supporting non-FPS games.
Sten straight up says women are housewives and childrearers. They don't belong in battle. A shame Bioware ruined the Qunari as being hyper conservative saracens.
>EA isn't stupid
lmao you keep digging your hole
>Duncan and Loghain both tell you that the King is dead set on having his big moment of glory
Yeah and Loghain immediately stamps his feet when suggeston of waiting for reinforcements from Orlais is mentioned. Every side had a part in the shit show that was Ostagar, the King for believing a decisive victory could be achieved with the forces available, Duncan for believing it would be enough to lure the Archdemon out, and Loghain for sabatoging the whole effort before it even began. Even without Ostagar Loghain was 100% preparing to usurp the throne.
i hate elthina, what an idiot
Which doesn't do much to stop him from claiming it's such a contradiction of terms it borders on being physically impossible
Right but are female warriors seen as females in the Qunn?
Bull was likely exaggerating an obscure precedent to make his friend feel better. I mean, we've never explicitly heard that the qunari conflate gender and sex (most of what we know comes from Sten being confused at a warden that presented as a woman while being a warrior) but I doubt they were cooking up woke trans rep for their repressive ersatz communist state over a decade ago
Wasnt the summoner of the final DA:I end boss a female Quinari mage?
Why was Hawke so well-written and why can't Bioware do it again?
they shouldn't be, they'd be considered men, and have to carry out the role of being a male warrior. they couldn't go around wearing a female dress for example. they'd have to always be a male soldier, no matter what else they want to do.
that's why it really isn't a progressive thing, if a dude wanted to be a baker for example, which is a woman's role, he'd have to be a woman, even if the only thing he's interested in is being a baker
>good mages
No such thing user.
I wouldn't know, I didn't play anything past Origins because it's all trash.
All good points, but the question that remains is are female warriors seen as females? If a quanri women becomes a warrior does that mean she gives up her duties as a female like giving birth?
that was a ben hassrath leader, they can be both male and female
Quanari are retards. What else is new?
Yes but was more or less an inquisitor and religious duties falls on the females.
How do I break mages in DA2?
Can I be a Blood Mage without story repercussions?
I heard Blood Mages = Bad in this game (again).
Going from Origins, no. There are no female warriors, there is no transitioning, women are not warriors, it isn't done.
i mean, with the specific instance of giving birth, that might be allowed since its breeding, but other female activities wouldn't be allowed. qunari are supposed to have extremely specific roles in society they're best suited for.
>inquisitor should've been locked to female elf.
fix'd for ya
Then explain why there are female Qunari spies and also the Tamassrans?
Why would you ever want to play DA2?
Spies are not warriors
>tfw cant bring myself to finish female mage elf run
Games soooo booooooooringggggg
Bioware CHOSE to use the Dice engine, EA only forced them to actually release the game.
You actually thought you could prevent the disaster when Varric was being interrogated about what the fuck happened in Kirkwall?
>tfw you have to work alongside a filthy Qunari and pretend that you like him when really all you want do is laugh at his life choices before snapping his neck
That sounds like trash that was introduced in trash later games which I don't play. Bioware shit all over their setting that had the potential to be good.
Origins: Morrigan
2: Merrill but only rivalry romance
Inquisition: Cassandra and Josephine are shit, fuck Bioware for cucking me out of Scout Harding.
we always knew there were tamassrans and spies in dao
Spies aren't warriors.
i like josephine
Calian didn't believe he would even win, I can't actually remember why Ostagar even happened in the end, maybehe just wanted to save Lothering and inaction is as good as dooming them.
Tamassrans were mentioned in the first fucking game genius. Sten explains to you that the Qunari is basically a matriarchy run by the Tamassrans.
rogues fight in battles though
Based, fuck mages.
Warriors are basically fighters; the Ben-Hassarath are basically assassins/spies, which requires fighting.
>tfw you will never have a dragon Amazon waifu
>I didn't actually play any of these games or really know anything about them but I just know they're trash
>Qunari
>life choices
Their whole thing is you have literally no choice in life except to exist, which you did at birth, or die
Okay but here's the real debate, should you let him kill the Archdemon?
>Cass
>shit
I WILL END YOU
>tfw no male tamassran waifu
You're a pretty shit assassin if you're having to fight
No EA decided all their games will use Frostbyte
Why not just fuck Morrigan?
the whole qunari trans thing is really just state compulsory gender reassignment determined by whether you're good at certain gender roles, which really isn't progressive
Couldn't get into the romance at all, felt too much like Disney tier shit. I ended it during the duel with the bro tier guy, then when he asked if we should call it or not said fuck that and we went back to fencing.
What if you play as a girl?
No it wasn't Logain pulling out that doomed Cailan, it was Cailan. Though Logain was a faggot for saying the Wardens betrayed the king and starting the whole civil war business. But the original plan was for Cailan and his army to hold the pass, sucker the darkspawn in as the anvil, while Logains army was the hammer. However Cailan obsessed with glory and thinking the war was like an epic story, charged from his prepared position and into his own killzone, negating his ranged units as well as making the army a disorganized mess. The melee basically became a complete shit show of individuals or small groups being swarmed by darkspawn numbers after charging forward to support the king and becoming overextended.
Logain still a cunt for everything he did after he pulled out though but Cailan was ultimately responsible for the fuck up.
i love that dude, he's my favorite minor character in da
Fuck you, Josie is cute.
I hope you want one because your interested in Qunari culture and not for some fetish sweetie :)
Chicks bringing up dead lovers right after you fuck them isn't really a great start user.
Yeah, what kind of an assassin would be so shitty that they have to fight? Ha ha.
Let Alistair or Loghain fuck her.
I want to do a two handed warrior, but they're not that good in dao are they?
B*oware made this decision before EA did when they started the game development in like 2012, the game was in pre-production for like 6 years, the final game was made in a year.
>The absolute state of Anthem's development
"No!"
Sten didn't exactly support a viewpoint that you could change gender, but the way he talks about it gives the impression that it's less ridiculous for a woman to become a male warrior than it is for a woman to be a female warrior. Trans qunari are clearly something worked in later, but I don't think it's necessarily a retcon.
No, the disaster could have happened anyway but it could have been handled better than "everyone was a fucking lunatic who only made things worse and you can't even reasonably justify either choice because both sides end up wrong"
Because just sitting there being a beacon of death is fucking satisfiyng.
Killed Logain
Made sweet romantic love in the missionary position with Morrigan on the regular, also anal.
Made Alistair the king and had Anora killed I think
Made the kid a mage
Spared the mages
Made peace between the werewolves and elves
Human Noble > All origins.
Pretty much the worst spec
My Warden could have beaten them if it was from a purely gameplay point of view. Would be fun fighting a massive horde.
Yeah, he's a fucking bro no matter what you do.
>Well, she told us both to fuck off. Want to call it at a tie?
>Fuck that, I'm not leaving till this is over.
>Alright bro, let's go!
>Josephine picks you over him
>Drops the engagement and puts down his sword because he isn't going to cockblock you if you actually want do care about her
They do a real nice bait and switch where they make you think he's a pompous cunt at first but he's actually pretty based.
Can't you hook up Alister and Morrigan in that case?
Yes it's hilarious.
EA already forced Bioware to use Frostbyte for DA:I.
...
You can make him do it even if you're a guy.
>morrigan is supposedly the inheritor of a powerful tradition of wild magic
>has nothing in her arsenal to accommodate /u/ breeding with a femwarden
Logain was actually right about the king being a traitor planning to hand the country back over to the French. But he ordered the murder of my father and mother so of course I would never let him live.
Morrigan cast futa on you
Pretty sure that started development after Anthem.
Who says she doesn't? She's just not into yuri garbage like yourself user.
The game was announced 2011, so I doubt it.
Cailan knew Ferelden as it stood was fucked against a blight. The orlesians would have been valuable allies, and marriage would have gotten them in the game far quicker than if they had waited for the blight to reach their lands (at which point most of ferelden would have been destroyed)
Not his fault Anora was barren
western games
Honestly the only time the Inquisitor ever shines is if you play a female elf who romances Solas, or a male human mage who bros it up with him and talk about magic all day. Thats only if you do the DLC though. I could certainly feel the betrayal in my characters voice when he told Solas he would never stop coming after him. Also it was atleast nice to see Morrigan and my PC from origins kid, I liked how wistful and vulnerable she got when talking about The Warden.
>allies
more like conquerors, ferelden would've been annexed after the blight
If they had actually used intelligent, tried and true medieval military tactics, they would have held just fine.
Why don't dogfuckers use horses?
>tried and true medieval tactics against Ogres, Dragons and MAGIC
It was going to be annexed if Loghain had gotten his way anyway.
Because Ferelden is canonically a backwards shithole that barely managed to become civilized before being put under Orlesian rule which ruined it some more. It's been a functioning, sovereign state for a few decades at most, and doesn't have an eatablished husbandry industry outside of the doggos which goes all the way back to when it was a wasteland of barbarians that got seduced by loli Flemeth
Because it's Britain to Orlais' France with dogs in place of peasant archers
Orlais should have burned it down and salted the earth desu
>Also they would have won that battle if it wasnt for Logain pulling out
BioWare themselves confirmed that they would've lost no matter what, did you even look at the fucking cutscene? It was a giant darkspawn army as far as the eye could see all the way towards the horizon.
you answered your own question
>Alistair is the most closeted faggot character ever and he craves Duncan's cock and constantly cries about it
>Morrigan disapproves because that's how sexually challenged David Gaider sees every relationship with every woman in his life
>Leliana sings while she should be keeping her dumb mouth shut
>Oghren is an alcoholic dwarf, that's a concept never before seen in fantasy
>Sten is just a plain cunt and leaving him to rot in his cage would rid me of his horrible dialogue choices that could never be explained through Hegelian dialectic
>Wynne needs to die to make this game less insufferable
>Zevran is just a plain faggot, wow so progressive such character depth
>Shale actually costs money if you bought this piece of shit at the release
>and the only dog is just a dog which makes him mediocre, congrats bioware
Let me also add
>shit single player MMO gameplay mechanics
>clunky mechanics in combat which is mostly shit btw
>absolutely abysmal writing across the board
>terrible and uninspiring story
>useless tactics
>horrible path finding gets party stuck in an open field with a single fucking rock
>the worst level and dungeon design I have ever fucking seen in any RPG since the days of Amiga 500
>and while speaking of Amiga 500, the graphics of DAO looks like something you could run with 512KB of RAM because it's all brown and shit everywhere
>shit visual design
>shit engine and technology
So, why did I play it? All the way to end? I just wanted to see how full of shit you actually are Yea Forums. Jesus Christ you people are irredeemably retarded. How do you allow yourself to play shit like this, love it and make countless threads about it? How do you fucking live with yourselves? Are you just fucking BioWare shills? I sure hope so. I will never listen to your advice on any game ever. I'll go play a better RPG trying to forget this complete trash. That would probably be any RPG ever made.
Horses are too tall for that, need a stool or something.
Waiter, my pasta is stale.
Sten have one good dialogue, when you tell him that worshipping a dragon makes about as much sense as his shitty Way of Qun or whatever its called.
Completely agree tbqh, only country that has any idea what the fuck it's doing
>tfw they genocided the Daelish because the knife-ears forgot their self-defense license
>dog is just a dog which makes him mediocre
bitch u take that back
You did the needful, yes?
Because Barneyfag hates ponies.
Doesn't help that Bioware can't stop wanking it or the free marches despite those two being the most boring places in Thedas
Who was Better as divine, Cassandra or Loliana?
>Loliana
Did I miss some way to turn Toplel into a loli?
We need a way to reverse that time-rift backwards.
You have to get the Astrid dlc
>blocks your path
OUT OF MY WAY, AUTISMO
I NEED TO BREED THE STD-RIDDEN WHORE
>rivalmances you
pssh, nothin personnel...
Leliana is the only one that actually wants to change their bullshit and she has the political experience to make it work.
is dragon age inqusition worth playing?
This
>have archers
>have mages
>still charge in like a retard
Loghain was a traitor but cailan would have gotten killed anyway.
>Wanting the king to die was a bad one.
The king was a fucking retard that only cared about GLORIOUS BATTLES OF HEROES AND MUH HEROIC DEEDS. He wasn't living in a high fantasy world where that could carry the day.
vivienne
ignore the dumb open world side quests and stuff, and sure, its worth a play
Yeah, its not great but its worth playing.
>male
>waifu
He did the right thing for the wrong reasons, he was a paranoid cunt and if he allowed the warden of Orlais fight with them they would have won
>crucifixion.
Its a rarity to see a person of your exquisite taste. You are based and crucified pilled.
if only progressing the story didn't require completing at least some amount of them
As long as you don't try to do all of them you're fine
play the game for the lore and character interactions, and ignore all the rest, though maybe you'll like the gameplay?
Why do they send female soldiers to fight the darkspawn? The darkspawn try to capture as many women as possible to turn them into breeders, creating even more darkspawn.
Nobody knows that
Cos secretly they are working for the darkpawn. All Ferelden and Orlais government are secretly darkpawn in disguise.
They didn't play the game they were in.
Darkspawn in a blight are never going to be lacking for captives
it really did just go downhill after origins
Cassandra. Mages are a danger so they have to attend the circle so letting them wander freely is a bad idea, but the way that people and templars treat them does not help the situation at all and is more likely to make them bitter and turn to other avenues like blood magic. They can work and are a necessity but they need a major overhaul.
They didnt watch Goblin Slayer.
>bioware writting
*bullies and fucks you into being his loving gf*
My nigga.
>he didn't rivalmance the qt dumb elf in 2
Same. It was supposed to be a sad moment but I laughed my ass off for 10 minutes
>D2
>conflict between mages and templars
>the best defence so far for mages are that your sister is a mage since 2 other companion mages have clear problems resulting in extermination of dalish elves/bombing chantry
>mages are so horribly written that to balance this they made Meredith o nuclear super sayian
tell me who you like to rival vs friendship in da2
>go into inquisition expecting to not give a single shit about Solas
>he ends up being the best character to the point I considered restarting and going through that shit game again just to see his romance
>trust Anders despite his screws coming loose because I remember him from the first game
>nukes the only peaceful solution
Fuck you.
Inquisition ruined the Qunari forever for me
I like this gif
How so?
The darkspawn forces at ostagar was not as big as the one at Denerim.
>but graphics don't matter
god I wish this era of Yea Forums would come back, when graphicswhores were laughed at. now they're the default
Bully and fuck elf. Shit on Anders and pirate slut until she grows up and stab the fag in the back, bro it up with edgy elf and Varric. Make Sebastian not be a chantryfag and grow a pair, still unsure about Aveline.
Its 2019, there is no excuse.
>anders approves if you sell fenris back into slavery
is there a more shitty, petty moment in DA than that?
best relationship with aveline is coming onto her really hard and getting completely stonewalled and ending up unwillingly pairing her off with that one dude
fuck off graphicsfag, gameplay will always be king. dorf fort is the greatest game of our generation.
aveline punches you if you rival her which is pretty hilarious
he did nothing wrong
>best relationship is cucking yourself
I'll be honest I don't remember much about her other then her husbando dying and setting her up with that dude and potentially making yourself a cuck.
Not exactly on the same level due to missing the personal level but
>soiling the ashes of andraste with topkek and wynne in your party
>sacrificing the elf slaves for a +1 constitution ritual, especially if you are city elf
its just hilarious seeing hawke fail miserably even in love
Having Alistair executed?
Make it so you can't side with them, tone down their "worst" traits, etc.
I've only played Origins.
I can't see you behind all the awesome bloom, shaders, HDR SMAA sharpening 8k textures.
>tfw a dragon is smarter than the best commanders a country can offer
>thinking the archdemons are just dragons
>Shale never showed up again
Fuck you, Bioware.
>fifth blight is active for an entire year at least
>All it managed to do in that time was ruin a small village
Perhaps the archdemons aren't that smart either
In Origins Tevinter guy is like the most sensible. He is not zealous fanatic, not judgmental, does not insult you, and just like "I dont even wan't to fight" when you barge in to ruin his buisiness.
I haven't played it in about five years, do you mean the slave trader kidnapping/buying city elfshits?
It turned most of southern Ferelden into the surface of Mars
I hope she shows up again in DA4. Is her voice actor even still alive?
Which we never get to see
Yea, him.
>some 800 hours of dao
>99% of the time played the same race and did the same choices
Bet I'm also the single person that likes dalish elf.
Doesn't that go directly against what he approves of in Awakening, as well as against what Justice would sensibly approve of?
Can I get you a ladder?
A lot of people liked dalish elf. It's just all the other origins with the exception of maybe the dwarf commoner one are better.
I don't know. Is that something that's a possible thing to worry about? Fuck.
They couldn't do it anyway 'cause her possible endings are so different.
SO YOU CAN GET OFF MY BACK
justice is vengeance now
Justice and Anders are basically totally different people to who they were in Awakening. It actually really fucking pissed me off that he acted so sour about being a Warden when I saved his ass, never forced him to stay and murdered some Chantry people just for him.
I know DA2 was a real shitshow but it still happened, user
Didn't like the warden bad vibe dragon age 2 had in general.
Shale is actually in a post-DA2 book and none of the ending slides are actually hard canon anyway.
% of the time did the same choices
Hi Hachiman
killed loghain
fucked that bitch
cant remeber altair
killed that faggot
killed that faggot
and killed those faggots
>cause her possible endings are so different.
Didnt stop Leliana from being back.
>cringe
>based
>based
>based
>cringe
>cringe
That was unironically planned but cut
He just hates Fenris that much.
Leliana is clearly Gaider's waifu, though
>why is Leliana back I fucking killed her
>well first off through the Maker all things are possible so jot that down
I'm interested to see what they do with them in DA4. They should be starting to get griffons back and Inquisition hinted at a civil war.
Any good porn mods?
Leliana is speshul. No one left at Bioware cares about the dorf-turned-stone with a hatred of all things winged and an inner turmoil over whether she should hold on to what little she remembers of her past.
Not really. All of them are hilariously bad. It's hard to do animations for it seems.
grey wardens in general: will be literally nazis
origins warden-commander: will still be MIA
Tiddy sliders?
No, just same pre-made models for all.
Guess there's no recovering from Inquisition.
It's more like the top grey wardens are going to be corrupt politicians who forgot what it meant to be wardens. They might all just be fucking dead by the time DA4 starts though with the hints about them going silent.
I liked getting the very strong one handed sword through the weird note quest. It was fun figuring that out.
Then in DAI you just craft the best weapon. sad.
Sad. I've already beat it 3 times. No real reason to go again then.
Alistair has a tiny dick.
Hot
I guess size really doesn't matter, then.
I like it.
I hope we get to play as the warden again. Fuck starting a new game as a young naive "the chosen one"
Loghain gets off on victimhood. He would have been happy to be a righteous martyr if Orlais wasn't on the scene
I thought we're gonna be the inquisitor again. I mean with the whole left arm thing and Solas rivalry story they can't just make another new hero shitter to solve inquisitor's problem.
Having us play as the inquisitor and making some sort of prosthetic equipment slot would be neat but I bet the inquisitor is just going to be an advisor or something.
Nah, that would honestly suck, considering that you always start low power level / relation levels.
Seeing my warden go up from 0 again with 0 relationships would suck.
I would like to have the Warden make an appearance though.
You can already, its called Sekiro.
I'd be fine with that too. I just really want to hear more about the warden. Even if it was collecting journal entries
Who knew sekiro invented prosthetic arms
You should have figured out Bioware by now.
Gaider was anguished by the fact that he completely forgot about the option of blowing up literally every relevant character in the beginning of Inquisition.
The entire Inquisitor line is probably going to get dropped and you will at most see something like whatever is the equivalent to Wartable missions in DA4.
HE CANT KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT
here's the plot for da4
>tevinter vs qunari
>solas accidentally unleashes an ancient evil
>protagonist units qunari, tevinter and southern thedas to defeat ancient threat
>Solas either dies in self sacrifice or gets killed depending on relationship with inquisitor
Considering the guy who wrote Solas and his romance is writing the next game I doubt he's going to drop the plotline.
I imagine DA4 will have us play as some kind of Tevinter slave and we go from there
I've played the game for 120 hours for a completionist run. It's not fucking worth it. There's a list online with all the quests that are worth it. Around 70 percent of the entire game is pointless filler, spare yourself the trouble of collecting skulls for 20 hours.
>the guy who wrote Solas and his romance is writing the next game
Fuck I hated Solas and only liked the punching scene.
Weekes' writing is like the major redeeming part of Inquisition though
I fucking hate Solas and even I thought his romance was good
Edward Elric and Vash the Stampede knew.
>DA 4 doesn't happen
>some pissed off Dev writes a blogpost half life 3 style
>It describes the final days as Solas tears down the veil and destroys the entire world
Unironically one of the better scenarios we could have.
people who want to calculate exactly how much gibs a person deserves based on how oppressed they are instead of just treating everyone equally
Based
As a concept, it was high tier, unfortunately corporate fuckery deprived us of a good game to go along with the concept and we'll have that happen baked mess forever instead. DA2s cast is great, as is the friendship/rivalry mechanic, I enjoyed them at least.
never played inquisition, but some user said that morrigan was body-jacked by flemeth or something, is that true?
No
he was so retarded he put his entire kingdom and claim on the line by facing a massive horde of darkspawn because he was enamored with the old tales and wanted to be hailed as a hero, not only that but he chose to fight on the front lines, imagine my shock when he got ass raped by a fucking ogre, autism doesn't even cover what was going on in this idiots head
#dag2023
not only that, be didn't he requested Celene to send in some Chevaliers? Even if Cailan lived, many Ferelden soldiers would have been killed in Ostagar and now Orlaisian Chevaliers would have been in Ferelden
>Implying Yea Forums will still exist by then
W-who'd want dag back?
>He doesn't want his /dag/ BFs back
wow
Holy shit literally one of the worst generals ever.
Be glad shit like Artifact general exists now since its even worse.
We were never BF's. Do not assume such things.
My love was real and strong enough for all of us
Just do it already Asunderchan
I haven't heard that name in ages
Friendly reminder that the only right walkthrough is:
DAO
>be human male
>fuck highborn woman in your castle
>kiss Morrigan right after swamp
>fuck her right after first city
>fuck elf whore in elf camp
>kiss peasant woman in Redcliffe
>kiss Leliana
>fuck Leliana
>fuck all pretty whores in Denerim
>have threesome with Leliana and Isabella
>impregnate Morrigan in the end
DA2
>be male Hawk
>fuck qt insane elf
DAI
>be male inq
>fuck Cass since you have no other options
>playing 2 and inquisition
>not playing origins
>Sandal gazed upon the magnificent stars that ever drew closer, setting fire on all of Thedas, and witnessed the birth of their new godly masters
And this is how Dragon Age is aliens
What porn is that from again user, please.
shit meant awakening
this except with a dwarf noble
>playing as manlet
kek
>end of Trespasser
>romanced Solas
>go the bitchy route
>my character insults him in elvish with no subtitles to help me
that was surprisingly entertaining
>>romanced Solas
Ha, faggot!