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Lady butt
Reminder that Urizen's "no recollection" line is a mistranslation.
Heed my words. Read them and know that they are there to protect you.
DO NOT OPEN THIS IMAGE
To ignore this warning and go forth haphazardly will only bring untold pain upon yourself.
What is it supposed to be?
Who did the translation job this time around?
NOW YOU'VE REALLY CROSSED THE LINE
WHAT WHY WHO ?!
I love Vergil! I wanna die!
YOUR HATE FOR ME IS DIVINE
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall
All the king's horses and all the king's men
Couldn't put Humpty together again
i was the user that requested faust hat v, thanks to the vros that drew and colored this
user, you need to stop going on Tumblr.
>That's a nice Bloody Palace run you've got there, friend!
>Be a shame if someone were to...
>*teleports behind u*
>'Nothin personnel kid' it...
Then DHIEEEEE!
MY LOVE YEARNS YOUR SUFFER
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Ice Ages you
>Gerberas you
>Hedhehogs you
JACKPOT
FUCK YOU
PIN EM TO THE WALL
Is it time to vergil post
BLESS ME WITH YOUR GIFT OF LIGHT
ON THE GRAVE LURKS MY PROSPER
i wanna be double teamed by them
>that shirt that barely covers up the goods
holy fuck muh dick
I never thought about this until you mentioned it but honestly same
Eh, I've seen worse.
Yes! Let's start the Vergil posting!
thats pretty cool that your black
Gotcha.
>I curse my stars in bitter grief and woe, That made my lust so high and my heterosexuality so low
So it is written.
did anyone watch this?
gdcvault.com
So, who's gonna watch the livestream with Johnny as the guest?
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What book is that he's reading?
Those who desire but act not breed pestilence.
bible
The Hungry Caterpillar.
FUCK ME
I FUCKING SUCK AT THIS GAME
I CANNOT DEAL WITH ENEMIES THAT REQUIRE OVER 5 IQ TO FIGHT
AAAAAAAAAAAAA
(should i kms?)
The Very Hungry Caterpillar
where the hell you find these
Siege by James Mason
oh that fucking yaoi hand is unfortunate
he looks like hes balding there
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Vergil with Dante's face is spoopy
Someone please make an edit of that one BLACKED image with V and a bunch of Furies behind him
TRASH indeed...
How do you do, fellow Vergil friends?
Nah just start a campaign against Capcom because easy automatic is still too hard and that Heaven and Hell should be default setting but that you should also have infinite HP
God I fucking hate Griffon. look at him, look at his stupid fucking smug face with his stupid fucking smug beak that somehow looks like a shit eating grin at all times. Look at his stupid fucking puffed out chest all cocky and confident, I just want to fucking strangle him and fuck the shit out of him all at once but I know its wrong. hes a bird, not a man, but god fucking damn does he bring out a carnal lust within me I never knew I had. I never thought I would stoop as low as to hatefully thirst after a fucking virtual bird but here I fucking am, I just want to hold him down by his glowing ethereal wings fuck the shit out of him while he says stupid shit like the smartass fucking glittery pigeon he is. look him right in his god damn stupid fucking sexy golden eyes as I blow a load in his tight cloaca while he squacks like the fucking feathered slut he is.
Why do tumblrites always do this? Is it like a, "Ha! Take that men!" kinda thing? I don't know any women who like playing ugly chicks in video games.
DESGUHSTANG
Looks like the guy from Just Cause crossplaying
NEVER FORGET!
>think its gonna be porn
>mfw
>that hand
So how much time until this one gets deleted and redirected to /vg/?
Dan, Reuben and johnny should do one together
normalizing ugly bitches so they can feel better about being ugly bitches instead of trying to better themselves
Great, now I remember that one webm of a naked guy sucking a chicken's cloaca.
>begin reading
>eyes skip ahead a bit
>carnal lust within me
ENOUGH.
That's Vorgil not Vergil.
Great, now I have that image embedded into my fucking skull.
That's the dumbest shit i've ever heard. I believe you.
but user, that's implying there is a time to not vergil post
>using proxies to shitpost
Shcum
Based Yea Forumstards.
Embarrassing.
When is it gonna be? Is it a devil may cry stream?
I can almost see every frame of the .gif in my head. Having a photographic memory sucks sometimes
Holy shit this guy looks cool!
She's so talented damn
>brian hanford
They better get V to do the dummy thicc line. Dante vergil and nero already did
No one's told me what to do about it, help me out lads. Am I just gonna be stuck thinking about him forever
Ability to play any mission as any character fucking when?
srsly
The originals better
almost came to this
wikihow to come to terms with being gay
Haven't you unlocked it yet?
m-mommy?
It's a Q&A livestream with V, Lady, and Nero. They're just gonna talk in front of a camera and answer fan questions. I hope Brian gets everyone on at least one of these.
royal guard shits all over this guy
especially the rank 4 autocounter
Mods are asleep time to shitpost.
Here you go bro.
What the hell is Vergil supposed to be? Dante's face modded over him? DanSouthworth?
V BROS IN THE DARK!
>died on floor 80 because chicken kept going into rage mode.
>he used it fucking 3 times
>kept spamming spikes
its like the boss went 110% on me. I'm not even sure If I can be mad
dumb dork
Good shit, my man.
FIGHT FOR YOUR WAIFU
i've already seen dan's, where can i find the other two versions?
>V has the best battle music
what went right?
Which character user?
How can human women even compete?
>AAAAGGHH NERO
>I'M TRYING TO GET GRIFFON TO FRY THESE DEMONS, BUT I'M STUPID THIN, AND THE SOUND OF MY BONES CRACKING FROM MERE FOOTSTEPS IS ALERTING THEM
>I REALLY NEED TO BULK UP, SO GET KYRIE TO SEND SOME FOOD OVE- AAAAAGHHH
101 Vergil fucked me again. Little fucking autist wont stop spamming, Got hit by a sword, stunned and fucked. Im fucking trash
Vergil looks like he had a stroke.
you'll never escape
Someone should ask if johnny will be at e3 along side reuben.
NERO I NEED MORE CALORIES
dante. I was giving him a real pounding and I guess the AI didn't like it and decided to start raging
this is the only acceptable V version
>While I nodded, nearly napping, suddenly there came a clapping.
>As of asscheeks, gently clapping, clapping at my chamber door.
>“Tis a visitor” I muttered, “Dummy thicc and nothing more”.
>tumblr
At least it's in a nice style, but come the fuck on.
what an abomination of a screenshot.
are you brazilian
got any more good shirtless V pics user?
the original art is from twitter, someone on tumblr probably reposted it but did someone actually go there
THEN ACT! FIGHT FOR YOUR LIFE!
No fangs for you monster fuckers out there
If I can catch it live, I will ask him.
what does his bottom half look like? You have to post a webm.
No, why?
not all art on tumblr is garbage
I don't know if I'm just lurking in the right places on accident or what, but if I wanted to find shit like I'd have to dig deep
the surface is pretty alright I think
That's an edgar allen poe, not william blake you FOOL.
AHEM
Reminds me of Joaquin Phoenix.
other side post it
>thinking v's ass is fuckable
Someone post THE image. You know the one.
file name means "why" in portuguese.
Has anyone EVER had Vergils doppleganger teleport to you midjump and just aerial rave? lost room 101 as V bc of this and there was like no tell at all, never seen it before
Convince me not to buy a 350$ Rebellion replica bros....
DO NOT POST IT
Nero's dance is my favorite just because of how goofy it is.
>you taking notes?
>no
>oh okay lemme smash this fucker then
is that the one with the weed
Think of all the pizzas you could get with that money instead, user.
Yamato is sexier
Yes, that exact one actually.
Plz stop, it was late in the night and I was tired.
lets see it first
Reuben dropping redpills when?
Is there any other type?
Drugs are bad, user.
At e3.
Notta thisu shittu again.
Literally calling my spiky-haired lawyer RIGHT NOW if you fucks don't stop this.
What type of power rangers mods would you give to Dante and Vergil in DMC3?
reminder that V stuffs his pants to hide his hank hill ass
>finish rewatching Code Geass
>couldn't unhear Nero from Lelouch and wish he had a Geass in his moveset now
goin Meh 110% here
the skull is pretty shit, it looks too realistic
if you want a true good rebellion replica, go for one like this
he doesn't stuff his pants they're just too big on him user
I NEED THIS
Mass Effect 3 endings
And spanish?
>Watching DUBS
>Geass allows Nero to get demons to do his bidding
>Nero now has V's mechanic but for every enemy in the game.
>Sucking a chicken's cloaca
This took 6 hours. Hope you like it.
Are you an experienced buyer of custom crafts and replicas like that or are you just giving me your opinion on the matter. (Not trying to be a dickhead just genuinely asking.)
You're truly talented, user.
I like you.
im just telling you what looks better, i found that one on Etsy (not very reliable i know) but it looks a million times better than the one you posted
how the fuck am i supposed to beat mission 20 on son of sparda? like what the fuck how am i supposed to dodge judgement cut end?
long catto
Beautiful. You truly outdone yourself there. Have my upvote.
Shirley should've been voiced by Stephanie Sheh to complete the trio.
Psycho Rangers outfits
It's ... accurate ... unironically.
good post
You should draw V next.
cute Newo
Crikey. Looks better?
Words fall from mouth like shit from ass.
>Dammit, heh...we need to find a stupid dude to give us some Fruit.
>POWER POWER POWER POWER POWER
Hmm, I see where you're coming from but the one you posted is based off of DMC4's Rebellion while the one I did was based off of DMC5's and both have different asethetics.
I kinda like the fact that the blade fully attaches and wraps around the hilt of the sword in the one I'm looking at more than it just attaching at the end just because my brain automatically thinks that the blade in the former will be far more harder to come off and generally have more impact than the latter.
I guess it's just a matter of taste. I really wish I could get someone on here who was experienced in buying custom made stuff so I could have some help figuring out if a purchase is really worth it.
>getting my ass kicked with dante by fury on dmd
>reloading checkpoint for a hundred times because losing the next few fights still puts me before this fucker
>fuck it let's try royal guard even though I barely touched it before
>webms related
royal guard it is then
Are you tellin me that Nero is stronger than the boomers?
>trio
Nero, Kyrie, and ???
aoight lad you keep speakin lioke that im gonna hav'ta take a swing at ye gabba
Happy?.
Nico.
You son of a bitch
...yes, i just realized that.
i saw a couple of hues around here yesterday, i thought i had found another one
Nero-Kyrie
Ichigo-Orihime
RURUUUSHU-Shirley
Table hopper, flap top, shuffle, etc. There are a lot of ways to get out of it.
ABSOLUTELY BRILLIANT!!!
sidestep?
Incredible likeness
>Everything after the first block didn't build any Guard meter
???
Despite Royal Guard being heavily nerfed from DMC4 because they got rid of RG cancelling, it still feels like it hits like a truck once you figure out your timings.
Still fucking miss RG cancelling though and have no idea why they removed it when it was a staple for the RG Style since DMC3.
Dante has Trish and Lady.
Nero has Kyrie and Nico.
What kind of girls will they place with Vergil?
>Agnus becomes a speedrunner.jpg
As Nero I just spam air + forward move. Works surprisingly well even against 3 of them.
Ah.
Based!
Motivation-chan and Power-tan.
Cutscene Nero a cute and my DMC waifu.
bros i beat the bloody palace with v
DMC5 RG is better than 4's in pretty much every way, though.
even better post, wow
I love it
Look close. It's not upgraded
as did i
His wife and Patty
How the fuck did you get past the 2 DT Furies and King Cerberus?
I agree except for 5RG's recovery time.
In 3 and 4 you could use RG to cancel out of something like Million Stabs and instantly move to something else.
In 5 guarding has more endlag so doing that feels sluggish
Nero or (You)rizen next.
Did you seriously memorize its pattern before even trying RG?
Oh right, I didn't see that there were no empty bars.
god, why is nico so perfect
like just looking at her and the smell of cigarettes, grease and female musk already fills my lungs
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other than that i dont know it was a fever dream
Lucia and Nero's lucha libre mother
I agree with that, at least. I noticed that you can't even cancel into block, mid-roll. But, jumping guard is all you really need.
Spam Hedgehog and Griffon's charged lighting.
Both of those attacks going off at the right time will stuff a Fury's entire attack. Nightmare helps too with laser beams.
I think it's because it wasn't upgraded past the first level I maxed it after this fight
I actually never used royal guard in any of the previous games, I just thought I might give it a try because I heard it's strong as fuck if you get the timing right
I already practiced with these fags in the void with nero, so I was kinda familiar with their attacks, but I still lose my shit when I fight them with dante and even when I can dodge their attacks I just can't think of effective ways to do good damage
Against Furies as V jump around like a spastic and spam Hedgehog for parries
Nero request has been done.
I'm afraid I'm not taking any more requests. This masterpiece took all of my energy I'm afraid. Have a nice night, anons.
Good morning, pizzaeaters
unironically just hedgehog bro
The furies are easy. You can't be stylish on them for shit and it takes forever, but just jump a lot and you'll be good. Although I have to confess I haven't really figured out a reliable cerberus strat though. Victory in that fight is extremely dependent on your DR gauge.
If you want super easy parries just use King Cerberus.
Ice Age is busted as all hell for it
i would lick that tattoos off of her
No.
It feels easier and better to use because it has more leniancy on the perfect guards than in DMC3 or DMC4 and desu most people, even DMC4 diehards, will tell you that perfect guarding in DMC4 is something that requires immense autism to pull off consistently because most attacks have a literal 4-5 frame range and there's even 2-3 attacks in the game that have to be frame-perfect to be perfect guards.
DMC5's RG, even though is easier to use, is by far the least versatile and useful it's ever been. You only ever switch into RG to Royal Guard and Royal Release when in DMC3 and 4 you could pick RG to do some crazy fucking offensive shit like in DMC4 Bloody Palace, you could literally smack Sanctus straight out of the sky if you RG cancelled and Trickster at the right time.
You can't do that with DMC5 because RG doesn't cancel animations anymore.
Night to you as well user.
Why buy a shitty rebellion replica that you cant use when you could put that money down on a Colt .45?
>Your mother only let me use this technique once, Nero. Watch closely.
>That tiny iago on the bottom
Night night to you as well.
The van was a BOW all along
You cant use the gun either, retard
Unironically better than majority tumblr shit I saw.
>in DMC4 Bloody Palace, you could literally smack Sanctus straight out of the sky if you RG cancelled and Trickster at the right time.
You never fight Sanctus in BP, ever.
RG still cancels animations in 5 though, it just has more endlag
Stay mad Europoor
I kinda did with nero before, that webms was part of that knowledge and luck
For King Cerberus as V, don't bother locking on. It'll just slow you down, unless you're reading to build DT. The auto target for Griffon and Shadow will just aim for the boss.
King C's attacks are highly telegraphed so have Griffon on stand-by for double jumps in between charged lightning shots, do whatever you want with Shadow. And if your guys are KO'd just summon Nightmare to take chunks out of his health and rez your dudes.
When doggo is phase-changing just bring the familiars back to you with back step and side step. 'Bout all the advice I can give you.
What would I use a fucking refurbished Colt .45 for though?
>Shooting
At what? Target practice? That's just needless wear and tear at the decals and artwork.
>Self-Defense
Already have a PPQ and that packs just as hard of a punch as a Colt .45 would.
And worst of all you forgot the most important thing of all with guns.
>Engravings offer no tactical advantage.
I wish Dante had wrestling moves. Just had a dream where Dante had 3 different fist weapons, some bow and arrow weapon, and Nevan.
yeah, I've heard it's pretty good for parries, might give it a try
I got ice age yesterday but haven't tried it yet, how does it work? am I absolutely safe while it's active or there's more to it?
>implying you play DMC in Japanese
She voiced Kaguya and Anya, close enough.
If you have Ice Age up when the Fury is attacking it'll mostly parry whatever attack they have coming. Sometimes though it just straight hits the Fury out of an attack.
In either case both let you combo them for a bit, so use low hit high damage moves.
What if V was an autistic drooling retard who read children books?
I want to hear her stutter during sex
>pic
>If I can catch it alive, I will ask him.
Ice Age gives you a constant 360 hitbox and makes you completely invulnerable to all attacks.
Straight busted I tell you
Can you stick your dick in that?
>not being 2 years old
Fuck you for reminding me of what shit
I feel unmotivated
sounds pretty cool, how is it for other enemies? I mean there must be some heavy attacks I can't block with it, right?
sorry for asking all this shit, I'm at work and can't wait to get home and mess around with it
DAMN that's op as fuck, had no idea
thanks lads
>Nero controlling Furies
>Nero making bosses dance or hurt themselves
Still better than the autistic panther.
I love this reaction
Does he even have a cloaca
Somewhat unrelated but I found out that just DT'ing and holding Royal Guard style button inside Judgement Cut End makes you immune. This might extend to normal Dante too if he has the summoned sword escorts.
he will when I'm done with him
Are you enjoying yourself, dad?
how do i effectively use coyote A
it breaks blocks
God I love pizza
thought it was a photo desu
What the fuck is that black shit all over it
he is but two days old
that looks like like a cheaply produced plastic toy for 12 year olds
Olives, retard
>implying I've ever ordered an olive pizza
Fucking disgusting
Daily reminder that sexually awkward Vergil due to his autistic power ambition is the only correct headcanon for how Nero was conceived.
Anyone else thinks Royal Guard should be nerfed? Having it depletes DT means fuckall when it's easier than ever to build it up. It should've cause recoverable health damage. Also more attaks should be able to break non-perfect parry.
>nerfs in a single player game
Feel free to fuck off at anytime.
Don't make me post "The only way you'd get him to be that vocal is" pic.
Yeah RG is fucking busted in this game. I'm pretty bad at DMC and I managed to sail through DMD with it.
Japanese is the dub for DMC, English is the original language. Or it was once upon a time, at least, I don't know if that's changed for 5.
The time has come
any vfags want to convince me about why he's hot? i'm more of a dantefag myself
Well Guard cancelling has been nerfed, and since there's no inertia in game Guard-flying is also gone. The styles purely used for it's purpose now instead of making flashy combos.
What's the best breaker to deal with the fucking Chicken boss?
quick vergil head draw
Rawhide
How does jumping with royalguard work? Does it still work in 5? I remember hearing about jumping while you block being a trick to ensure you perfect guard.
reminds me of yugioh
gj
Bloody Palace?
Charged shot lv 3, Buster breakage
If you pack her with enough charged shots she'll get dazed out of zerker mode
Used a Break Age Buster when she's down, but only after using Maximum bet. Also during the buster spam some summoned swords into her.
>Dante watching from the side
Have they released the remix for the tracks in the recap?
If you don't find him hot, that's fine, you don't gotta. I just think he's attractive because he has a pretty face, a lithe body, and his personality blends and contrasts in just the right way with his appearance. The gap moe adds a lot.
bros why is this game so fun
i have class in about 2 and a half hours and im still playing mission 11
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NOW YOU'VE REALLY CROSSED THE LINE
Stop advertising.
What?
>the gap moe adds a lot.
good taste
We Live in a Society
c-can you go into more specifics user-kun
Thanks.
Fucking fina--
>no damaged tattoo on his forehead
RUINED
Which actor would you want to voice dante in dmc6?
reuben langdon
It could have worked if it was just some random buff dude in the outfit but nah had to obviously be Trish
What are Vergil's other line(s) for judgment cut end? I know "Slay all" is the main one, but he says something else if he stays alive long enough to go into that weird phase 2.5 where he mixes up his attacks
Reuben
I've always been shit at describing why I like something/someone. But I guess, it's the whole package versus just some little thing that I like. I've always found lithe or twinkish dudes more attractive, although I've got nothing against some or even a lot of muscle. I find beauty in most things. His endearing and autistic way of introducing himself to Dante had me rolling my eyes and cackling like a dumb fuck, but it made me like him more. If you went by appearance alone, you might be inclined to assume he's some edgelord, but he's not, really. (Some would disagree--they think his poem reading is edgy as fuck but I think it's chuuni as fuck) The fact that he's rather expressive is also somewhat contradictory to his appearance. He speaks calmly but usually has a smug ass look on his face.
In other words, that which makes man autistic is hot; the duality of man.
I have the red queen
Dan Southworth
reuben of course
Oh my god that was way longer than I thought. brb committing sudoku
Ayylmao Langdon
what do you do with it? slicing pizza?
but how big do you think his dick is
dantefag pls explain in great detail why you like dante so I'm not embarrassed
uhh 6 inches?
>still no model rip of the sweet surrender
excuse me what the fuck
>Which actor would you want to voice dante in dmc6?
>brb committing sudoku
What for
porn porpoises of course
you worded this better than I ever could've
thank you
Japanese fanartists are a blessing to the eyes.
he's big and strong and pretty goofy so i think he's kind of charming. i'm a 5ft4 manlet and the thought of getting a hug from him gives me fuzzy feelings. but v sounds pretty appealing too, when i started 5 i kind of didnt like him but he's grown on me lately desu
>that which makes man autistic is hot
kek
Friends I have finally gotten dmc5 but I am having issues. I am running a fairly old pc build and whenever I run into an ingame cutscene things go tits up. The error message doesn't show up anymore but I remember something like "createregularbufferfailed" at the end of it. I've updated my drivers and changed it to directx11 in the config but that doesn't seem to fix it. I beg you Yea Forumsros for help, I've come so close and I don't want to lose to this.
HEY EXCUSE ME MISTER
"FUCK ME"?
HOW ABOUT FUCK YOU
If you could pick to have a new DMC character...
Who would it be and who would voice it?
> i'm a 5ft4 manlet and the thought of getting a hug from him gives me fuzzy feelings
C-Cute. There is nothing quite like getting a hug from someone brawnier and taller than you, I'll give you that. Giving hugs to short people is also nice. I mildly like Dante but I don't know that much about him. He reminds me of two of my friends, in a good way.
The what now?
Oh boy
>You.. wanna talk about aliens?.
i love that part more than Dan fucking up.
does v have an official height? he's taller than nero who's already pretty tall, & i don't think i'd mind getting dicked down by him (his "i'll be gentle" line kind of surprised me when i first heard it)
said it best, but as for me I am coming to accept that my older brother being a goth for over 15 years must play a part--people tend to be attracted to things that are familiar to them.
Is Dante the most played character in M13/BP?
Was in-character right until the end.
Sad.
WHAT YOU LACK
Cute!
There's something about Dante
Not them, but I checked the wiki, and nobody has a height listed.
12*
cute!
>nero and dante have chad bulges
>vergil and v don't
>trish has one
uhh
What did Sparda mean by this
this pic is very related
>nero has a chad bulge
>implying thats not his dussy (devil pussy)
BANG BANG BANG
>Trish has one
What did Mundus mean by this?
I want to do Dante's hair into a bun!
CUTE AS FUCK
>Sleeveless vergil
daddy
Be careful for what you ask
Watch out, you
All these Donte replies...I'm weak
>(his "i'll be gentle" line kind of surprised me when i first heard it)
Based Brian Handford
>learning how to bully furies with balrog
is he hot?
Why the fuck did I say Donte and not Vorgil??
Ohhh the blindness
yes?he looks a little like V but he has a little more muscle and a different nose
is there a better method to this
Sparda is a master of Enchanting
it's quite possible that Vergil takes after his father, and enchanted his dick. It's bigger, but it doesn't appear there in order to not fuck with his aerodynamics.
I don't think I'll ever beat Bloody Palace guys.
Vergil is wearing a dancer belt to hide the bulge because he's not a dumb slut like the rest of the Sparda family
>Who did the translation job this time around?
>Reminder that Urizen's "no recollection" line is a mistranslation.
Honestly how hard is it to get atleast one competent translator to review everything? Like lead translator or something?
How is this so hard when random nooks pick up on it so easily?
>not a dumb slut
>his sperm swam out of his dick 20 years ago
>says it's a mistranslation
>no source
>not even saying what it's supposed to be
shitpost/10
>trying to beat it with V
You can do it user! GET MOTIVATED!
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DMC5: An alternate story. (spoilers)
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Dante: Guess I get to see with my own eyes... If it really is you...
(later)
Urizen: I am Urizen.
Nero: More like Uranus, you bitch. Didn't your mother teach you not to steal?
Dante: A former member of the order of the sword. I killed you. Your name starts with an A... That's right. I know it's you, Anus. Pity you didn't die.
Nero: This is your father, Nico. His name was Anus.
V: What? No you guys are getting this all wrong... He's V-
Dante: Very smelly? A king of Garbage?
V: No, that was Agnus. Urizen is not Agnus he's V-
Nero: Very stupid?
Nico: What?
Nico: I thought his name was-
Urizen: I have no recollection of this tale... Or Uranus.
Nero: LOL WTF
Dante: Time to finish this, Anus. Once and for all. I shot you in the head once. I told you to do your homework and come back but it's looks like you came back with your fingers in your ass. Time to die.
V: Dante wai-
Dante quickly wins and Urizen dies. V crumbles to death.
Dante: Huh. Looks like V was...behind... this and in cahoots with his ass. V must have been the humanity that Anus lost...
Nero: Makes sense to me. He probably experimented with the Yamato before he died. Well this was disappointing. Lets get out of here.
Nico is now as traumatized as Lady. No one will ever know the truth...
The End.
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The only reason why Dante isn't paying 20 times child support a month is because he knows about condoms
Do you do porn perchance¿
Uhh
He doesn't even have money to buy candy. He probably just Royal Guards it
>>" What if V read excerpt from Dr Seuss instead? "
Why are you posting this here?
Finally Dante vs Nidhogg
Correct. Dante and Vergil SDT ass enhancement is proof.
>get distracted at level 40 of BP
>fail
aint even mad
>Why are you posting this here?
I was looking for mistranslations and this is what I found.
Doing 1-3 but keep going forward with Trickster also works but is less reliable than the spiral method.
DEMON BELLY BUTTONS
Burger > pizza
There is something really wrong with his face
Delet this
Vergil looks really fucking weird
>Shin devil trigger
>SIN devil trigger
Thought sin didn't match up well. Still cool I guess.
Lighting + unrigged face
Guys, I'm having incredible trouble executing the back + forward moves on my controller and also what tf is the launcher for Balrog?
Blow Mode: Forward SM
Kick Mode: Forward Regular
Did anyone notice how the furies eyes glow just before he attacks?
Perfect meme material.
>We looked, then we saw him step in on the mat.
>We looked, and we saw him, the Cat in the Hat.
>And he said to us "Why do you sit there like that?"
>So it is written.
What does it mean when a player's name is golden?
I think it means they cleared BP with every character
I remember seeing a picture that included "stuff to read and watch before playing DMC". Does anyone have it?
Thanks, I was mostly interested in the books
>MOMMY PLEASE FILL MY DARK SOUL WITH LIGHT
I was messing around with those cut-in moves in the void when that hell antenna thing hit me in the face somehow and it staggered me for like a solid 15-20 seconds, never seen it before, dante even had little stars flying around his head and everything, is that a common thing? I get my ass kicked a lot in this game, especially now on dmd, but it was totally new, didn't know such animations for dante even existed
Some enemy attacks have properties that will stun the player though I don't think a comprehensive list of every one exists yet
Cursed
ITS UP
some attacks stun you, like vergil's summoned swords stuns too.
It means what ya fuckin idiot
>lele bread epic
>likes dmc
It's always cringey teenagers who like stupid memes and youtube poop-level humor who are into DMC, WWE, and superheros
This is my offering to all of you
ily boys
good morning barry
fuck off
love you too
yeah, but I've never seen this animation before, maybe I just wasn't watching or DT'd out of it to keep going in game or something, it was weird, looked like something out of a super mario game
thanks user im going to try and forget that exists
Yeah going DT skips it
Neat
yeah, that's it! I don't know, I just found it funny, as I said, never seen it before
jannies gave up on trying to move us?
Who knows. Remember when they tried to move us to /vg/ like two days before the game came out?
>rewatch dmc panel with R-D-J
>"we can talk about this right?" "no??"
>"do you want to talks about aliens"
>"...vergil didn't die"
Fucking hell, years later it still cracks me up
Yeah, more than once too
We're on topic for now so we're good. That thread got deleted at the same time as a Baba Is You general and a Pokemon one.
>Yeah going DT skips it
Yeah but how does this even happen? What triggers it? This is so strange.
Huh? Link?
>"emo may cry"
>"two doesn't exist"
Certain attacks build up a hidden stun gauge, such as those green empusa projectiles or Vergil's summoned swords.
Would be real neat if someone went deep and found out every attack that caused it
Geryon can do it too
The mad man can't be stopped. Saying that "Capcom has plans" for dlc
It seems all lightning type attacks can cause it.
Interestingly enough, the lightning attacks on King Cerberus (weapon) can stun enemies too
>"Nero is my son"
>"Vergil is a sophisticated man and Dante is a dumbass"
>Fury DTs
>Can't land a parry
DAMN YOU NERO, I get to lv 100 once and job in the 90's range every single time now
Use Gerbera's dash for a relatively safe way to parry. It's got a wide enough range to parry if you time it right and if not, you'll just dash away from damage anyway.
Although timing it too early can lead to it being broken
>youtube.com
I seriously can't watch the entire thing just for those lines.
Your loss.
Why the fuck isn't there any 'enjoy the taste of this pear' edit?! What the fuck is wrong with DMCfags with editing skills?? It's been a month since the game came out and still nothing. Just slap a pear on Nightmare while V does the deranged laugh taunt.
If anyone is ever gonna do this, know that I love ya
>Accidentally discover you can Exceed Neros air taunt
>Suddenly feel like a wizard working it into combos like stopping mid air combo for a exceed 3 calibur
I'm no style wizard, don't have the will to spend 5 hours in the void practising combos, but damn if it isn't the little things that make you feel amazing.
i tried drawing it a week ago but then i realized i cant draw
19:11 Dan start leaking shit
>caption
"and over here, all of my fucks"
Literally in the fucking top comments, you unmotivated user
19:39
>"what do you want for your character (in dmc5)"
>Dan: "Total world domination"
The madman actually got it
I still love ya for trying. Even for only thinking about it.
>19:11 Dan start leaking shit
>Honest honest to god
>21:00
>No honestly I can't lie
>22:00
>I heard rumors from a guy and a girl
>23:00
>I heard rumors from a guy and a girl how know people who know people
>24:00
>Yeah I heard rumors from a guy and a girl
>25:00
>It's in the financial statement
The bloke took 5 minutes to just get that out. You really expect me to watch the rest?
No one cares if you watch the whole video lad, you got the link.
>Dat foreshadowing
The leak is just Dan saying "and now they're bringing us back"
Also
>not wanting to watch Reuben try to fix Dan retardation
This post reminds me of this guy.
>Reuben trying to fix Dan retardation
>confirms the rumors even more
Are you shitting me? I read your shitpost chuckling . Reuben trying to come up with something is hilarious.
Well, he can't lie. If he lies the aliens will stop protecting him
Waaaait a second..
Deepest lore
Can confirm. The last time aliens protected someone, he lied and so they had to sink Atlantis as punishment.
Clearly it just means yellow eyes are the thinking man's fetish
>not emerald green or saphire blue
this post is funny but like I would unironically fuck the shit out of Griffon if he wasn't a bird
if I was given the once in a lifetime opportunity to fuck him but he stayed a bird I would still do it
I was just making a referential post, but emerald green is definitely top-tier
>Two posts that are polar opposites of eachother.
>Both are equally autistic.
WOOLIE
extract sweet surrender's model + textures for me plx :^)
Who said he had no style
Its not a coincidence he survived a drive by and made resetera witch hunt turn into a laughing stock
I've seen fanart for human Griffon, it still had the fucked up mouth
Sorry lad but I got that image from another user. I couldn't rip shit if I tried
>resetera twists and makes up shit to slander someone
>almost every big joint bends over backwards to virtue signal and parrot resetera's shit
>they try to do it to Reuben
>ancient aliens align the stars in his favour and make even the usual allies turn on resetera
Can literally anything stop him?
this one?
its my favorite
>Artemis will never get SFM, only goblina Lady and Trish
That's the one, it was on Itsuno's twitter
Based anunnakis
Time
Unless the aliens grant him their technology
Dead bread dead game
That mouth is beautiful
TRICKSTA
>The demon using trish toss bikes at dante and uses electricity.
>The demon using lady is hypersexualized
Coincidence? i know the artemis gun in 3 was already somewhat sexualized, but Goddamn, 5Artemis is just ridiculous.
we can say that right?
His flesh withers only because it's too weak for his spirit
No ?
t.dead brain dead man .
Artemis implies Lady is virgin though
I want to see Kyrie dmc5 model..
>this entire panel
the were at power ranger convertion and had a dmc panel
>i know the artemis gun in 3 was already somewhat sexualized
What do I really not remember something like this or what are you on about user
The previous mermaid demon in the series also had some nice titties, although just one pair, so it might go less with Lady and more with design choice. The connection is that Artemis was a gun, and the name came from a virgin, just like Lady's.
poor vergil got some ouchies
At this point DMC threads are just tumblrinas using DMC threads as an excuse to post unfunny V memes, to with you
3 Hell vanguards are light years harder than these shitters
god fucking damn it I had JUST forgot about this
>only goblina Lady
you take that fuckin back
Artemis may be hard to 3D animate cause she's a big girl 4U, maybe there'll be some more drawn 2d porn that comes out later
Artemis looks like a chick straddling the barrel
How?
The goddess Artemis took great pride in her virginity
she some kinda incel?
this thread is fuckin cancer holy shit
its a dmc thread, so of course
She's a yas qween strong woman volcel
>An important aspect of Artmeis' persona and worship was her virginity, which may seem contradictory given her role as a goddess associated with childbirth. It is likely that the idea of Artemis as a virgin goddess is related to her primary role as a huntress. Hunters traditionally abstained from sex prior to the hunt as a form of ritual purity and out of a belief that the scent would scare off potential prey. The ancient cultural context in which Artemis' worship emerged also held that virginity was a prerequisite to marriage, and that a married woman became subservient to her husband. In this light, Artemis' virginity is also related to her power and independence. Rather than a form of asexuality, it is an attribute that signals Artemis as her own master, with power equal to that of male gods. It is also possible that her virginity represents a concentration of fertility that can be spread among her followers, in the manner of earlier mother goddess figures.
What in the god damn
Incel means involuntary celibate. Artemis on the other hand was a tomboy so obsessed with not submitting to a man, that getting caught peeping on her bathing was a death sentence.
>Artemis looks like a chick straddling the barrel
Damn nigga never noticed that.
It sounds like Vergil
He most certainly didn't abstain from sex, or there would be no Nero.
Oooooh I can see that with a little help of my imagination
PS2 era screenshots orz
>He most certainly didn't abstain from sex, or there would be no Nero.
Vergil was raped by the cult of sparda whom harvested his seed.
Oh you are a caring user. You conveniently leave the cut on his lips like that. You are someone of culture
It's a dmc thread, so basically tumblr and twitter incarnate. They even use tumblr speak kek
>Hunters traditionally abstained from sex prior to the hunt as a form of ritual purity and out of a belief that the scent would scare off potential prey
Explains Dante's prowess
Which of nero's arms are worth using? I've just been using overture and punchline the whole game.
Meanwhile on pornhub
Gerbera
Gerbera
thank you
it would be weird to have a bandaid on one's mouth like that, but also its open for smooches I suppose
>Can deal with Furies with absolutely no problem
>BP shits out 3 Queen Empusas and wreck my shit
What should I do with Dante. These fucking whores, I swear to God. I'm losing my shit.
Those lips are perfect. A little cut is a bonus haha
>not posting the whole set
lemme help you with that