What’s your video game related wish, user?

I wish smash bros never existed

A new paper Mario game like 1 and 2

granted, but the discussion is still filled with haters and trolls because that's how it has always been

I'm good, thanks

Wait. I wish for TWO of whatever the person below me wishes for.

>character's special is just big gun
fuck you

I wish Type Moon got an ArcSys fighter but it contains zero servants, only has one copy of each character and my two favourite characters are in it.

Granted.
It still runs at 30fps, the menuing is still clunky, the movement is still slow, and the companions are even more 2-dimensional (metaphorical).

...Shit, you're right...

Granted. Yea Forums becomes a bastion of video game discussion to the point where generals are made hourly of your favorite games. Many numbering in the thousands and attracting an autism akin to Katawa Shoujo

Granted, but is shit

I want battle royale games to fucking die.

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It's Type-moon. It'd be shit by default. You didn't corrupt his wish by default. Let me try.

Granted, but it's an Oculus Rift exclusive

I want capcom to make good fighting gaems again

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I want Saints Row V to be more like SR2: mostly serious, with just a hint of wacky comedy

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You receive two big guns with only one for each. This ammunition cannot be acquired through normal means

i wish for bioware to keep making more games

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Granted, it now exist smash friends, and is the same but with worse mechanics and characters

Could be worse, thanks op

>what is Phoenix Point

That MK11 was out today

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Granted. It is panned across the board for being a GTA clone. Lawsuits are brought to courts over minute similarities between the games. The game devs are forced into a legal battle that prevents the game from releasing

Granted. They are replaced with Overwatch clones.

The game is combination of everything you hate about video games but is considered a massive success due to everyone else liking it.

Granted, now MOBAs rule the media

Dark Souls 4. made by a returning Miyazaki who is getting around his hatred for sequels by making a spiritual successor under the same name. Released on PC with two dlc at most, both are worthwhile. The game is his complete and finished vision.
What could possibly go wrong?

Granted. They become exclusives in a country who’s name you cannot pronounce

coming from someone that love indies, an indie game with some narrative effort and with something interesting to say, I am just tired of the same unimpressive, without meaning and repetitive arcade experiences. It feels all the same after a while.

Granted, all the smashfags are now mario partyfags in this time line and with the sheer amount of autism they memed mario party into evo

Granted, but is epic store exclusive

Why didn't this happen with Saints Row 2 when it came out close to GTA4?

The game is forced by Sony to be more inclusive to a casual audience.

>Not being a pirate anyways.
Filthy landlubber

Semantics and copyright laws had not become as seedy as they are when this events occur

Granted, but they get even worse

I wish for the other people in this thread to get a total of three wishes per person.

Man there really is no way to escape stinky day

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Dw bro my game is coming out soon I just got done ideating it.
If I can play Corrin in mario party I'm happy.

Granted. The wishes must be made in a combination of American Sign Language and Finnish

Granted, but crash every time you win a fight

I wish for my favorite game to retain a core fanbase forever

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I want another Project Diva

I wish Clementine would get her leg back

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I wish I was dead

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I want a third person action game where you play as middle aged chichi from dragon ball.

Granted, but is still filled with newfags and 13 year old boys

Granted. Your brain ceases to function properly and you become bedridden

Granted, but then you born again as an hindi hobo

Granted, but it crashes all the time

Good luck, Yea Forums!

I wish for no ones wish to come true

I want all redditfags and resetrannies to get out of Yea Forums and never come back

Granted. Just to be sure though, she now has three legs and can no longer walk properly.

You're dead, but only inside

Granted. They create an amalgam of a website taking from all walks of video game forums. SomethingAwful, Resetera, and ally themselves with Huffington Post and Facebook. In a collective effort they force Hiro to close Yea Forums.

Granted, but your wish doesn't come true.

Content of the website doesn't change, not even the amount of accusations of reddit/resetera.

Fuck man I was expecting a playful jest. Not the devil to Tbag me

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I want Ace Attorney to turn into a porn series where all the ladies fantastic legs are mine, all mine

Granted. The game series survives on past titles alone for a few months after. Capcom ceases production on Ace Attourney due to the pandering of leg fetishists over the game mechanics

The team hired for the new series is all into fetishes you don't have and create "empowering" designs.

I wish my waifu was real, and that her beauty was perfectly translated into 3D, and that she lived as long as I did, and that she loved me and only me unconditionally, and that the rest of society saw her as perfectly normal would let us live our new happily married life together.

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Granted. She’s into NTR and you are not

I wish Banjo and Bomberman were playable in Smash Ultimate

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>and that she lived as long as I did
You die

but I am

A new darkstalker please

Granted, but you'll still find her to be imperfect.

They are locked behind a new in game paywall and can only be obtained by grinding for a thousand hours, each

Bannerlord

I wish for Sega to have taken Sony's place and all of its vile products to have never existed.

>He thinks he’s safe from the monkey paw

I'd still do it

Granted. Sonic topples Mario as the video game icon of the world. As such, a new wave of “X the hedgehog” OCs flood the internet at an unsustainable rate. Whole websites dedicate themselves to Dongus the hedgehog

Since the other user didn’t really follow the wish : Granted, but Miyazaki loses his mind while developing it and his “vision” becomes a schizophrenic mess far worse than you were expecting

Saints Row Remastered

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That honestly sounds more interesting than the game becoming casualized due to corporate meddling

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>monkey’s paw/ genie wish in vidya
>the twist is completely unrelated to the wish itself, ie you get infinite money but also you get hit by a bus and die
Do you anons find this amusing or just dumb?

I wish you wouldn’t grant this wish.

I want to die

The remaster adds microtransactions that would make TenCent and Todd Howard blush. $30 to unlock one car. $15 to unlock a new set of clothing. All real money

It also becomes pay to win. As in the final boss is ridiculously hard and charges you per attempt

she has hiv

Your wish is granted by someone else
You do, as well as revive

Granted. You become a ghost and are forced to watch your friends and family suffer from the effects of your death

I would just pirate it at that point

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I wish for Super Princess Peach 2.

I wish the Forest Temple really did use this music.
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Send me to the world of Drakengard.

Granted. The game is about the power of feminism and in the end it's revealed that Peach is a mtf tranny

You cannot fuck anything

You cannot murder anything

okami 2

I want a high budget action/wrestling game in the style of God Hand, Beatdown: Fists of Vengeance, Mortal Kombat: Shaolin Monks, and early 2000s Yuke's games.
>full create-a-character
>factions and companions
>fun environments and set pieces full of hazards to interact with
>unlockable techniques, finishers, and tag team moves
>doublecross, negotiate, and spy on enemies and allies to find out their intentions

I wished I would have more time to play video games.
I quit my job and can't find another job.

It is unknown whether or not you will possess the capacity to either fuck or murder anything

You're the one getting murdered

literally me

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All I wanted was more peachy adventures.

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>Hawkeyes portrait makes him look like Duke Nukem mixed with Postal Guy

I wished for Monster Hunter on PS4 and PC...
Oh how foolish I was.

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I wish that my other two wishes won't fuck me over in some macabre way

That being said I wish for the swift death of all women and minorities in gaming.

Granted, but you are now Matt MVS's best friend and sole emotional supporter.

I wish everyone acted like they act on Yea Forums on the real world.

>That being said I wish for the swift death of all women and minorities in gaming.
They're replaced with transwomen and wiggers.

Granted, the world becomes one massive, unsustainable shitpost and the 20 or so actual legitimate posters on Yea Forums are the world's only hope for survival.

Holy fuck man no matter how that wish is granted it sounds hilarious

Your wishes can only be made to the tune of Crazy Bus

Granted, but it has random, inexplicable lag spikes that make it run like WWE 2K18 on Switch. Not frequent enough to call it broken, but noticeable enough to still sometimes frustrate.

>Crazy Bus
>tune

That shit is literally an algorithm.

I wish all women in the whole world were flat.

Granted, but no woman will sleep with you and the monkey paw also berates you for your shit taste.

a game with the gameplay of dark souls 2 but better.

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Figures a monkey would have a shitty taste

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I wish that Hat Kid would lose all her hats forever.

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Granted, the monkey paw just hands you a copy of SotFS for a console you don't own.

kek

So I'll fucking buy it. What kind of garbage monkey paw shit is this?

I wish for niggers to never be included in any game

Yeah man that's never happened before.

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I wish my videogame skills could consistently impress any girl I wanted to sleep with me.

I wish RE4 was coming to Switch on a physical cart retailing for $20.

Granted but games stop being made.

thank god, I'm finally free

Granted, but now you can't stand to even look at a videogame, let alone play one. Literally makes you sick to your stomach even thinking about it.

With what money? Hahahahahah

Appending wish - it's also fully translated into English.

The game bricks the system on start up

Damn.

Granted. Through your video game skills you become a master of all vidya. Your will to constantly impress girls becomes an obsession, you never leave your room or your video game system due to a paranoia that your wish may some day wear off. As a consequence, you gain 300 pounds

I wish that from software had more dev time and money to flesh out their cut ideas for demons souls, dark souls 1, 2, 3 and bloodborne and they weren't held back by limited console hardware.

Alright, but you need to beat a bullshit rhythm game to earn the release of death.

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Why did the madman do it?

Granted. The games never release due to the strive for perfection. By the time you die, the game is so full of content it would have taken your entire adult life just to see it all

Sounds about right. I stand by my wish as others would be able to play them.

I wish 2B was real so she could sit on my face.

Something somethin pseudo intellectual bullshit about displaying how illogical and rule bending the powers of the Watchers are

Should the strive for perfection ever wane

Granted, but she just went to the bathroom and didn't wipe.

Your skull is crushed by 370 kilograms of ass and you don't even feel it before your head pops like a grape.

Grantees as she is a robot, she weighs as much as one would. Crushing your face beyond recognition

Granted, the realistic result of this wish indeed happens and your head has been crushed by the power of hundreds of pounds of metallic android ass. This kills the user.

I already got my wish that I made 10 years ago, but I had to sacrifice the PS2 aesthetic in favor of modern bullshit like realism and nu-age music, but at least the game was still great.

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I wish all the Brandish sequels would get remade and localized in the exact style of Dark Revenant.

Gonna have to speak up user. I can’t read underscores

Max Payne 4

Do you feel like a hero yet?

Jokes on you I'm already over 300 pounds

it was better than what the future could have brung if we were still in the dark times, in fact if 5 is the end of the series I would still be thoroughly satisfied

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300 + 300 = 600 user. Double the fat with a dick being suffocated under your folds

I wish for this to become real

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>the 20 or so actual legitimate posters on Yea Forums are the world's only hope for survival.
So would acknowledging that I still like video games make me a main character, or would I be the rando that dies in the first five minutes to set the tone?

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Granted but consuming this raw and undercooked meat will increase your risk of foodborne illness

Depends. What’s your shirt color?

Pretty good chance for main character status, albeit in a Bleach sense where there's like 30 "main characters".

Was kinda expecting something worse but I can’t complain

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3, 4 and NV are rereleased with no cut content and everything looks like how it was envisioned in the concept art.

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Granted, they are still made in the Gamebryo engine

FFXIII Versus gets revived with Nomura as director and original plot + gameplay is in tact.

I want the Simcity series to come back

I wish for Kingdom Hearts to fill me with the power of Darkness.

For the gaming industry to die

It's revived and then quickly killed again by the squenix execs.

Granted. The gamers do not rise up and all are doomed to live in a society forever