Game has hunger system

cowboy kent rollins

Kiwami Japan is pretty cool. Dude makes functioning kitchen knives out of non-metal. Similar minimalistic AMSR feel to Primitive Technology.

Looking good, thanks.

I watched a couple, the idea is pretty good but I'm not into ASMR and the sharpening sounds usually made me quit pretty fast.

Literally any survival game

Yes

Rimworld

thats 11 nice job boys

>open brand new game box
>makes a nice hiss

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>"h-hey guys w-welcome b-back"
>"this i-is going t-to be our f-f-first look at a M-Mongolian 24 hour r-r-ration"
>"lets get t-this t-thing open"
>"I-I'm gonna try to k-keep the package intact"
>"s-s-sorry I'm s-shaking so m-much"
>cough
>cough
>"wow i-isnt that cool"
>"l-lets g-get this out onto a t-tray"
>video cuts to a new frame
>the food is mishappenly laid out on the tray
>"hah w-wow that t-took me longer than usual
>"l-lets try some of t-this rice
>Steve picks ups some rice with a spoon
>it all falls off before it reaches his mouth
>"w-well that d-didnt work"
>"it n-needed some f-fish sauce anyway"
>"I remember e-eating auth-thentic fish sauce f-from someone v-very close to m-me a long t-time ago"
>after a few minutes Steve manages to open the fish sauce packet but it spills everywhere
>"o-oh well that okay"
>Steve tries to pick up more rice
>after the third time he manages to eat it without spilling it
>"t-thats pretty g-"
>cough
>cough
>Steve enters a coughing fit that takes up the next several minutes of the video
>"I g-guess we'll h-have to cut this video s-short today"
>cough
>cough
>Steve starts coughing uncontrollably again
>"I guess i-its time to p-put m-m-me out onto a t-tray."
>the last video Steve ever uploads

Unturned

If only he hadn't ate that 2018 PLA Type 13 ration.

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don't starve

>Game has hunger system
>Military rations turn you gay

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Until you reach day three or four of eating them and realize you still haven't shit yet. MRE shits are the worst

that sounds incredibly efficient, isn't pooping in the field annoying

>watched almost every steve video
it's such a joy when he uploads something new

Wait what? I only shit once a week.

normal human beans shit once a day

mfw Chinese rations are deadlier than ones from the WW2

Steve is pure
>alright let's put this out onto a treay
>nnkay

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the unpacking part gets me fucking excited i don't know why

>Canadian biscuits survive 70 years in a tin without going rancid
>Chinese MREs are inedible within less than a year

Ive seen him shaking quite a lot. Is he okay?

I have Steve's phone number and whatnot because I met him a few times IRL. What should I do?

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upload soon steve, i miss you

Ask him for dick pics

have a MRE lunch date

Nothing, he doesn't deserve some fag annoying him.

>eat nice and hot mre in cdda, post apoc world where having any kind of nice hot meal is a luxury
>get zero mood bonuses, sometimes even a slight penalty, because "mres arent made to be tasty its just filling food bro"

I really like the plastic the outer pouches are made of. That thick olive green coloured thing gives me peace

someone sent him a life time supply of panzerschokolade

In case you are not lying, keep it to yourself and tell him that Yea Forums likes him more than /ck/

leave him alone,i actually enjoy his videos

Steve is based and entertaining, but those weird /k/ fags that are armchair soldiers eating rations for every meal are fucking weird

tarkov

Jesus user get that checked ASAP.

I don't want to joke about the dude. He's legitimately a nice guy.
He gave my brother some old cig from one of his ration vids. I believe he's trying to stop.
I met him at a surplus store a couple of years ago, and we talked about guns.
Go to comments.
youtube.com/watch?v=SM9HKg6HXHA&lc=z23vcxgxorrsyl0l2acdp432h2h3ircrgi1rggp0uedw03c010c.1530317062349173
I mean he's a cool guy.

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>weird people are weird

>guy talking about military rations and pops up with different military trivia while doing it
I dont know why but it's just really nice to see him enjoy it

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Why do his hands tremble so much on his latest videos?

be a good friend and ask him how he's doing

This guy looks like Maximilian_dood for people who enjoy really boring niches

the best prank holy shit

respect his privacy and not bother him unless you have something interesting to talk about or something to give him.

I think we were supposed to take him shooting. I wont give out his info, though. However, he did post his address in recent videos.

l've sinked so many hours into that game thanks to Ssseth

He's got a Bob Ross sort of charm that just comes off of wholesome people

Dude he is incredibly hot and l would kill for nudes.

>new
... or old

I've only noticed it when he's opening an older ration and it seems like he's too excited.

hawlright cool

...cya

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>blinked at the wrong time
this guy is so fucking wholesome

>takes out cracker
>huh is this mold ?
>takes a bite anyway, and a second one
>eats the whole cracker
hes great

Baumgartner Restoration

What a fucking chad

jesus I bet Steve gets daily dm's of women thirsting over him

That Chinese PLA ration was absolutely disgusting.
I almost feel bad for them if it wasn't the fact the food poisoning will save us when they try to invade.

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Nice.

I was shocked but also not that a chinese military ration was so shit

>oh yeah, that's definitely mold.
>I think that butter might have gone rancid. I'll have to double check.
>Oh yeah, that's rancid. My tongue is already going numb.
>Eats the rest of the fucking cookie.

>ywn be a fit MRE chad
truly MRE jesus

>that cheese of death video
>"don't make me do it, don't make me do it"
>does it

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nice

What do you think is his best video?

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Nice

the ones were he smokes old cigarettes

Something about this is just so aesthetically pleasing.

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The german chocolate disk. Didnt the nazi laced those with drugs? Because he shakes like crazy in that video

I am so thankful he is making a visual museum of all these MREs

One guy i made a patreon account to support.

If you like miniatures, modelling or just craft kind of stuff this guy is amazing.

youtube.com/channel/UCseOe3MfK8d2IjK2NoEpnaA

NICE.

youtu.be/Db19pT9lnZc

is steve the most pure guy on the internet? i've never seen someone so universally loved by Yea Forums of all places. what a legend.

Are you gay or what?

>Oh man a guy smoking a cigarette and drinking coffee just like old manly men war men did? HNNNNNNNNNNNG

nice

Ask him about good MRE supply stores.

Noice.

MRE pretzels were the best pretzels I’ve ever had in my entire life. The spaghetti wasn’t half bad either.

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nice

They both have a beard but Max is skinny little autist who probably couldn't even appreciate a good MRE hiss, let alone get it out onto a tray.

>takes a bite
>oh boy that's rancid, that tastes absolutely awful
>takes another bite

Even on /pol/ people get pissed if anyone tries to link him with any politics

great guy

You'd call him soýboy if he wasn't eating military rations
>soft voice
>no swear words
>long hair
>beard
>autistic nerd hobby

It happens after exercising, fatty

Nah, I don't call people retarded shit like that to begin with.

He's the perfect combination of good looking, charismatic, and autistically interested in a niche subject.

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Probably because he is as bland as the crackers he eats.

>Hello friends I'm going to eat this garbage
>Let me just put the tray on camera with an angle you'll be familiar with
>Nice
>I'm going to use the same familiar manners of speech so you don't get scared
>Oh look, this pack has the same food items as all those other rations. Isn't that nice and familiar?
>Gonna eat it
>Nice
>It's wonderful. So rich. VERY sweet.
>I could see this being very nice when you are (doing whatever)
>Ok friends bye

It's the most safe-space, least mentally challenging shit ever made. Little babies get put to sleep with videos on Nick Jr. but grown men get coddled to bed with this guy's videos.

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he has a genuine passion for the historical value of these rations, so opening them up and eating them fills him with both the rush of experiencing history and and the indescrible feeling of destroying it. He lives for it.