Reddit: the pokémon

What does that even mean?

I've beat off to this artist a substantial amount

Faggot: The Op

Big
Meaty
Claws

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He's the epitome of good pok design

Awesome design, great typing, excellent stats, hell, even its cry is fucking great. Heracross is what all pokemon should strive to be.

/l/: The Pokemon (yes, I already made this post, I just want to post more Kirlia)

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all pokemon are reddit.

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The bug Pokemon probably have the best designs out of any type

Which version of Eevee would Yea Forums most like to cum inside?

The choice is clear for me.

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It all makes sense.

Post cute girl versions of all the Eeveelutions

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That's not true, Eevee can take many forms
Reddit is a hivemind

I love bug pokémon to death and I try to raise one for every entry of the game that I play, and I don't hate heracross bug I must admit this: I've never caught any

post gallade next

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What makes a Pokemon objectively good? How do you evaluate or calculate such a thing?

I guess when you evolve your eevee you turn into another website since reddit invades every single place on the internet
I guess you could say one of the eeveelutions is Yea Forums (but it's also a hivemind, what do we do about that)

I still do to his old picture, but most of his new stuff aint my thing.

Pokemon is reddit: the video game

4channel is reddit: the website

Here. This is the only pic of Gallade I have. The rest are pics of Kirlia.

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>What makes a Pokemon objectively good

Every pokemon that Jesse fucked is objectively good

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BASED

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I was just joking, I'm not that sick in the head to find pokémon sexually enticing

What about Ledian? She conquested a boy before fading into irrelevance again

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>Kickass design
>Great type and stats
>Kickass moves
>Was given a great showing in the anime back when the anime was still booming
I think all of the few times I played gen 2 I caught one to use.

Reddit = Unown confirmed

why does pikachu reacts like a söyboy youtube seeing the new marvel trailer instead of jumping in his 4s scared thinking about how he may help his friend

It depends on what type of Pokemon you're evaluating. Sometimes the concept of a Pokemon is just great, like the Gengar line, which is just a ghost slowly gaining the ability to take physical form.

Or if the Pokemon in question is supposed to resemble an animal, make sure it's not too over the top and over designed, and make sure it resembles the animal in a reasonably organic way (Heracross)

those kind of pokemon are best to me. However there are several Pokemon I love that don't follow these rules at all so I guess the general rule of thumb is just don't make it too over designed and stupid looking

I'm digging this new Final Fantasy VI version.

Me neither. Honestly I didn't see your pic until you replied to me explaining your joke. Sorry.

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should have received a mega like beedrill
either ledian or ariados

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This huge slut

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I actually rather like Ledian, I wish its stats weren't so fucking bad though.

Castlevania has a wide variety and a full cycle experience of a life of a person and an adult child and a child is not the same as the of the human body or not if it was a bit of food she cooks/buys.

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RULES OF NATURE

>reddit: the pokémon
That would be pic related though.
Eevee is Yea Forums: The Pokemon aka the contrarian's choice.

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DO IT

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shit taste, johto starting bugs are trash
butterfree should have taken that mega in beedrill's place

>Eevee
>Contrarian
That said, Raichu > Pikachu for sure.

Yall are alright.

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Pikachu is Facebook: the pokemon. Absolutely everyone knows of it.
Mudkip is Yea Forums: the pokemon.

is this from the new pokemon movie?

I like Arcanine but I don't tell that to anyone because they'll think I'm a furry

I'm not

I just really like fire dogs

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Sylveon but only if it's anthro/trap with anthro body.

Mudkip is the actual Reddit Pokemon

Yea Forums the Pokemon would probably be Gengar or Gardevoir

Actually, Gardevoir would probably be Tumblr: The Pokemon

Yea Forums: The pokemon

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Yea Forums has invaded more places then reddit

what's even the fucking point of it being a pokemon if you're just going to humanize it?

go back to your shitty anime monster girls who have 2 horns and nothing else which magically makes them a cow monster girl or some shit like that you fucking casual.

Look at that bulky water type

yeah whatever furfag

Braixen truly is my girl

based

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/vp/ the pokemon

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He’s cute and powerful and shaped like a friend.

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Yes.

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Imagine being such a subhuman degenerate out of touch with reality furry that you shit on people who don't share your death-sentence worthy shit fetish

Heracross looks like the type of Pokemon that would be absolutely stoked to help someone move furniture into a new apartment

but eevee is cute

made you upset huh? I'd be pretty upset too if I couldn't enjoy the vast majority of pokemon porn because I was such a complete fucking normie who couldn't get off to anything unless it was human shaped, even if it completely destroys what the actually actually are and their unique design.

Well he is a fighting type

she gets headpats

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>reset x around 87 times to get shiny finnekin
>it was a male
well at least he can be a kick ass wizard

Of course!

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my friend's favorite pokemon was eevee, and he was an eccentric narcissist homo with daddy issues

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My friend posted a pepe before and he was an overweight cunt who no one loved.

What the fuck does that even mean? You're literally saying nothing.

Well you must love him otherwise otherwise you wouldn't say he's your friend

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Man, Gen 5 was weird.

I tolerate him, but not love. Like I said, no one loves him.

Why are all the designs on this either pretty decent or absolute fucking trash with no in between?

So tsundere
It's okay Avery, I know your true feelings

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Are we being raided by vp right now?

>bug
>great type and stats
???

You're the one who hangs out of homosexuals, buddy.