drop 5k

70*

People stopped making threads so people stopped going
hopefully next weekend someone will make a thread for comfy cinema night

The best part of DarkRP was the politics behind demotion. You could get away with anything as gun dealer if you gave away enough free guns so people would never vote for your demote.

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>playing darkrp with friend
>we become priest/follower and begin amassing guns in our makeshift chapel
>friend goes afk
>i fuck around in chapel decorating the place and hiding shit
>hear someone come in
>they ask for a priest to talk to
>i greet them and we chat a bit
>he suddenly types "2k on the ground right now" and points gun at me
>just give it to him because i dont want to risk him looking around
>comes back 5 minutes later and drops 2k
>"my boss told me to give it back"

At least they had morals. Later on a random came to the church and asked to join our congregation. We showed him the weapons behind a washer and he just laughed. Then we promptly went through town shooting everyone and saying this was punishment for their sins.

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Hopefully
Been a long while since I remember seeing the server full

Same
I haven't seen it full since early December hopefully the server owner is still around somewhere lurking

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>decide to check out darkrp in 2019
>100-200 people in danktown, other servers only have 15 or less
>try to pick one w/o "STAFF NEEDED", "50K START" or M9K/TDM/PAC/FAST DL
>no vanilla servers left, pick some server
>spend 20 minutes watching your hardrive clog with addons, 60% of which will be errors, 89% of wich are HD playermodels for classes you must pay to play as
>get in game
>30 second timer locks you into reading the 45 page rulebook
>want to be a gundealer
>'You must be level 5 to play this class' (10 hours online)
>pick hobo, the only class availiable
>instantly mugged/kidnapped/rdmd by a group of players in custom classes with built in AR's, medkits, grappling hooks, and the vape swep
>nobody plays as police
>admins give no shits about you unless you've donated

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Yeah, cozy December was the last I remember. Someone showed me Over the Garden Wall and made it a nice night of listening to poetry with them.
And making a playermodel just for that server was a fun experience too.

>play on darkrp server
>admins have been gone for days
>total anarchy
>mayor has lost all power and a police faction has formed
>authoritarian police faction seizes power
>Dissent = death, No weapons to be owned
>begin stockpiling guns in sewers
>revolution begins, we take over
>i became Duterte of the server, free guns
>drugs kos no degeneracy
>admins log in
>ends fun
>2 day ban for failrp
FUCK THEM

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ADMIN ABUSE

>nobody plays as police
what the fuck kind of server is this

>roleplay as thug
>YO MY NIGGAS YO BOY NEEDS HELP OVER HERE
>10 thugs swarm faggot mugger and murder him
>faggot gets upset at being outplayed and calls an admin
>have to sit in an admin sit like a fucking child because mr man baby can't have some fun
There's a million experiences like this that Ive suffered through and it's the reason why I dont play darkRP any more.

>join dark rp
>use exploits in the massive shitpile of code produced by a conglomeration of foreigners, 12 year olds, and 12 year old foreigners to produce epileptic seizures on everyone on the server by changing the skybox.
>murder everyone on the server and then trap them in spawn with models the size of literal buildings.
>get people banned through false accusations.
>weld world to soda can in shallow water to summon an eldritch abomination that crashes the server thanks to source engine fuckiness.
>admin finds out it was all me, ddos the server for 2 days straight until they forget about having to ban me.
ahhhh dark rp sure brings back memories.

Oh it's that game , Error

great game Yea Forums

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>join DarkRP server
>as usual everybody has been playing for 10 hours straight and is completely braindead
>actually start doing a fun RP
>people remember that they're playing a video game
>flock to me just to engage with the novelty
>people start having fun with me
>suddenly can basically get away with anything as long as I stay in character
Having a mic and a single shred of wit makes you an apex predator on these servers, it's so great

Is that you Kevin

yes it's me kevin

Post dick for proof

>be me
>join DarkRP server
>12 year old squeaker as admin
>decide to subtly fuck with him
>ends with him screaming into everyone's ear
>his parents come in the room
>his dad beats him while the mic is on
>everyone laughs

Good times.

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>kill someone justifiably
>spend 15 minutes in an admin sit waiting to be told I didn't mess up
god I hate the retards that play this gamemode

>decide to go minge
>find a server
>get really bored then figure out shotguns can shoot-off doors like the old days
>go around shooting off doors until I piss off a gun dealer
>he kills me and I lie to an admin and almost get him in trouble
>keep shooting his door every couple minutes
>he just starts killing me on sight
>make friends with a police officer
>notice the admins are gone
>new police officer friend says we should arrest everyone on the server
>As we start doing it everyone starts killing each other and spawning wiremod lasers
>total breakdown of society
after an hour the admin came back and banned me forever, one of my best memories on gmod and I even recorded it. good times

>weld world to soda can in shallow water to summon an eldritch abomination that crashes the server thanks to source engine fuckiness.
explain never heard of it

UN-FUCKING-BAN ME NOW
NOOOOOW

>when the owner puts stupid shit on their server that’s breakable and has to commit jihad on himself to save a random players base

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Yp6SMZsUXI4

best rp server coming through
youtu.be/gNci8nmRVVE

You're on the wrong website, sport. I believe you were looking for reddit.