ITT: real life video game bosses
ITT: real life video game bosses
Adrian Edwards
Jackson Ortiz
Jacob Price
More like a tutorial boss. Look at this faggot
Lucas Howard
Jeremiah Johnson
Looks more like a trainer or a hero of another story.
Caleb Ward
Owen Allen
I wish he would die already.
Adam Anderson
the boulder of fallujah?
Juan Nguyen
He's the hero's mentor, and before the hero embarks on his journey you have to fight him.
You can come back later and fight him again and he'll fight you at his full strength and he's one of the hardest bosses in the game.
John Walker
Matthew Myers
Jose Peterson
you kill his dog in the first phase and it makes him get big
Ethan Gutierrez
Jack Garcia
Justin Walker
>STANDO POWAH
Jordan Thompson
Dude looks like a boy scout who never stopped scouting
Leo Flores
Did Tripwire ever got around to making that riot shield or not?
Angel Ward
>CLANG
BULLLLLDOZER
STAND BACK
Colton Perry
Hunter Richardson
Eli Rodriguez
SEETHING
Andrew Parker
>I'm putting a team together for one last job
Jason Sanchez
Nolan Hernandez
Jaxon Perry
There's already a thread for this Use the catalog BEFORE POSTING, ALWAYS
Daniel Gonzalez
>soros literally refuses to die so much that he already transplanted his soul into another being
Austin Stewart
I don’t see a single boss in this room.
Austin Nguyen
it's the gimmick boss battle that's nothing but a bunch of adds
Jace Clark
Immune while adds are up.
Jaxon Barnes
Mason Sanders
It's the assassin in the back looking at you, notice he has a unique skin compared to the rest
Cooper Baker
ah yes, the shadow man
Isaac Harris
What the fuck the other thread is gone boys. Fuck jannies and their no fun allowed policy.
Noah Scott
>final boss did it all for free
Julian Morgan
Daniel Morgan
Juan Williams
>back when this first came out
>people joked about him being a boss in MGSV
If only we knew.
Joseph Price
Camden Rogers
Robert Cooper
Landon Lee
exactly as planned
Joshua Taylor
>those adds spawning out the door while the boss recovers
Chase Edwards
Probably found this on /fit/. Don't know the context.
Nathaniel Kelly
i was expecting you, [game company]
Grayson Kelly
Dylan Peterson
Caleb Sanders
>boss looks like the otherwise unremarkable regular enemies, but is infinitely more powerful
Carson Fisher
looks like the fags from the other thread full of shit memes showed up. see ya later; it was fun while it lasted
Jacob James
>boss is just a regular mob
>but with red eyes
Ryan Davis
and this was from /x/
Samuel Sullivan
Ayden Ward
>boss is just a normal dude but in an inaccessible area where you need to slowly get to while he destroys your cover
Austin Watson
>all of the regular mobs have red eyes, so they gave him a hat instead
Joseph Scott
la luz extinguido...
Jordan Cruz
Matthew Ortiz
y'all come on these are pure Yea Forums shit
Samuel Johnson
what? I know you're not talkin about me but it's not exactly easy collecting original content. A few years ago I had a treasure trove of memes and stuff on a old desktop pc but it dies and ever since then I never gathered a good collection again. adult life has made it too damn difficult to be some wise oldfag with a library of memes.
Asher Lewis
deacons of the deep
Jayden Brown
talking*
it died*
I swear windows used to autocorrect any typos I made.
Parker Cook
>Boss summons mirror images
Adrian Sullivan
Nolan Morris
The thread is about bosses, not justified underdog heroes.
Michael Hughes
Juan Gomez
SNAKE LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A GUN
Ryder Parker
Left dog: Electricity
Right dog: Water
Asher Anderson
Brandon Rodriguez
>Humans die in a single hit, but can't be attacked until the dogs die and the dogs need to die within 5 seconds of each other or else they just resurrect one another
[ONE WINGED ANGEL INTENSIFIES]
Parker Harris
Ian Cook
>when the villain has better motives than the hero
James Morgan
>mosque level
>boss comes in swinging two scimitars
>immediately get crushed by the actual boss
>who wields a shotgun
Brandon Garcia
Easton Nelson
Alexander Cox
Jaxson Williams
naginta naginta big black naginta
Ryder Watson
>Protagonist of the previous game is the antagonist of the sequel
Samuel Rogers
Justin Richardson
Eli Ramirez
>asian """""""""men"""""""""""
Isaiah Hill
Gavin Adams
show me your move white boy
Jose Flores
>Hero makes it out, beaten within an inch of his life
>Game is about hunting down those that left him for dead
Nathaniel Garcia
F
Robert Ortiz
Mason Rogers
Ian Scott
i-i'm joking pls dont send me to the re-education camps Huang Lao
Nolan Barnes
Joseph White
I forgot he died. Goodnight sweet prince.
Colton Green
Mods always delete these threads for some reason. Despite being more vidya-related than 60% of the catalog
Connor Bailey
His 16 year old female apprentice will carry on his will, and with it the fight for justice.
Adam Brown
As long as it isn't EGS exclusive, I'm in.
Zachary Turner
Yea Forums is only for twitter screencaps, blatant marketing, and political outrage now.
Aiden Kelly
>multiple enemy boss battle
>guy with white sunglasses is a corrupted priest who can silence the player, heal the group, and a damage over time dark magic curse on the player
that's all I got. I don't have all of my creative juices flowing so Idk about the rest. The boss of course is the blue guy...or is he?... maybe it's actually the guy in the very back on the right
Thomas Ortiz
Luis Reed
put a damage over time dark magic curse on the player*
Ethan King
F
Evan Diaz
Varg finnally become mad
Ryder Thompson
Optional boss I won’t bother defeating lookin ass
Evan Morgan
Jeremiah Myers
>Tfw he write the bible
Levi Mitchell
>le from software style reoccurring boss
>first you fight one
>then you fight two of them
>then you fight three and one of them has lightning attack
Easton Phillips
Ethan Parker
you came into the wrong forest fool
Andrew Young
Dylan Perez
>absorbs your allies when they die and adds their faces to his suit
>absorbs their skills
Jack Reyes
get out furry faggot. we know thats a actual miniboss from sekiro.
Isaac Young
No, in my setting he's just a 'family man'.
David Young
who?
Ryder Young
>Need to attack the head when it unzips to reveal his true face
Aaron Rivera
Brothers Brew.
Brandon Nguyen
Nicholas Kelly
Truth is, game was rigged from the start
Juan Wright
Why do top military officers always look like poindexters?
Robert White
Gavin Martinez
You gotta be a smart nigga to tell dumb niggas how to kill sandniggas.
Isaiah Sullivan
Blake Howard
Look how stacked this mother fucker is.
Liam Roberts
>You may have bested my troops user...
>But there is a good reason I sta d at the head of them all! May the best man win!
Adrian Murphy
>officer
Carson Wilson
>The Man Who Would Not Be King
HP: [/////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////////]
Logan Russell
>corrupted blasphemer
Nicholas Perry
Leo King
What the actual fuck?
Kevin Price
Liam Peterson
Evan Collins
Fly in the exact position he wants it in.
Aaron Lopez
Jason Mitchell
>Villain lost his family due to experiment gone wrong
>Wears this outfit to force himself to remember what he has done and their sacrifice
>knows it makes him look insane, but he is such a broken man by now he only cares about completing his work for them
>This fuels his righteous fury in believing he must finish his radical experiment and turn it upon the world so that their sacrifice is not in vein
>It's still seemingly a deadly weapon your team must stop
>He'll fight till his last dying breath to stop you from destroying his work as it is all he has left of them
>Hidden text in the final dungeon reveals he killed them on purpose as they were in his way
>Playing the game on hardest difficulty adds to this text to reveal that he regrets is immensely and wishes he could take it back more than anything
Gabriel Sullivan
kek
Anthony Nelson
John Sanders
Liam Reed
>the boss uses eldritch powers
Adrian Hill
"Shell Perdido" is some ominous shit
Xavier Peterson
Was there ever any context on this?
Landon Hernandez
>adds
What are you doing and why do you keep using this goober phrase?
William Torres
Mentally ill cunt runs alongside slow moving car.
Zachary Brown
Christopher Long
Oh shit is that Left Cheek and Right Cheek?
Parker Bell
Eli Foster
>deacons of the deep
Henry Bailey
Landon Howard
>Bosses can appear in safe zones
Daniel Myers
what else do you propose calling "additional enemies that are not strictly the boss being fought"
Camden Roberts
It's weird how if literal satan like this walked in a big city, people would just ignore him. Just a guy in a costume innit
Christopher Wright
Why are subways and trains so degenerate 100% of the time?
Joseph Cruz
Zachary Robinson
>boss posts a picture that just happens to have a girl in it
Alexander Edwards
>defeating the final boss clears the evil fog from the game world
Zachary Peterson
Hunter Wright
>filename
I get it.
Angel Nelson
God I wish that were me.
Ian Jenkins
minions or just enemies
Daniel Wright
Jaxson King
looks like a fucking right hand man of a james bond villain
Cameron Sullivan
Carson Evans
Reminds me of how for Friday the 13th Part 7 the actor who played Jason actually walked through the streets on his way to the next filming location during the shoot entirely in-character, and everybody cheered for him.
Luis Harris
That was a good thread.
Jeremiah Thomas
Connor Reyes
part 8*
Hunter Edwards
Hey don't diss, Satan has to get to and from work SOMEHOW.
Eli James
>villain's motives are based and reasonable
Brandon Sullivan
It's not that he refuses to die, he just needs 13 of himself.
Nolan Gutierrez
FLOOP IS A MADMAN HELP US SAVE US
Jordan Gonzalez
>Villain thinks Coolsville is great
Joshua Morris
>those ribbons and stripes
That's a bad, bad man right there.
Jacob Wright
>Boss bursts into smaller versions of himself.
Juan Robinson
>State of the hub gets worse as the game goes on
Aiden Lopez
WAIT A FUCKING MINUTE THAT'S A CTA TRAIN CAR I KNOW IT ANYWHERE.
Bet he rides the Red Line
Liam Gray
BIG NIGGA
Eli Jones
I will never not be mad this is who they found to replace John Stewart
Thomas Jenkins
I dig those pants.
Aaron Russell
Panoramix?
Jaxson Hernandez
>hes the first boss of the game. mad as fuck. cant block or tank his attacks but pretty easy to dodge. hes there to help you learn movement and avoiding attacks.
Angel Wilson
This is the boss whod have a grand orchestral boss theme with church organs and angelic choirs as he uses holy augmented guns and shit on you.
Oliver Ortiz
>Panoramix
what the fuck am I reading? That's Getafix.
Landon Reed
>black magic*
Lincoln Morales
>Boss can summon minions to assist it
David Torres
Fuck the three doppelgangers at the end, if you pause it the last one looks like he has a stocking on his head, or he's a featureless hairless changeling
Cameron Butler
>scrubs think instinctively that the best strategy is to jump over the dogs in the cramped hallway
>when the chad strategy is to slide under the dogs when they jump
Dylan Foster
This city is supposed to be the best big city to live in? How disgusting
Nolan Lee
>Boss can teleport.
Hope you have good reaction time, vro.
Aiden Kelly
Jaxon Gutierrez
>The series follows the adventures of a village of Gauls as they resist Roman occupation in 50 BC. They do so by means of a magic potion, brewed by their druid Panoramix (named Getafix in the English translations)
Jaxson Ross
adds is ez-er
Samuel Hughes
3 SCOOPS
Xavier Young
B-BY THE EMPRAH
Jaxon Lewis
>Draws images that come to life
Caleb Jackson
Big citys have been disgusting forever, even after they stopped throwing shit out the windows into the road
Andrew Jackson
Wonder if he's still alive.
Nolan Gray
That Rich?
That other guy is fucken huge
Luis Ross
Gabriel Powell
Oh shit, that's the english name ? Great idea.
Jaxson Foster
>Villain turns out to be the good guy.
John Gonzalez
Charles Miller
What the FUCK is wrong with Florida?
Elijah Scott
he was stabbed to death by a group of kurds
rip
Tyler Turner
>Yugioh boss battle.
>Must win 2 of 3 games
>He plays Danger Dark World and Sky Strikers.
Nathaniel Baker
Why do people sugarcoat and glorify big cities like New York and Paris with their cherry picked locations and edited photographs
It's the fakest shit in the world and it spits on everyone else that has to deal with the worst that cities have to offer
Evan Flores
It's the car from harry potter seeking revenge
Andrew Barnes
>Grace & Glory
Blake Adams
I always knew that male lions don't hunt because they are too OP and that would break the balance.
William Diaz
they sell a romantic image to get fucking morons to come in and spend ridiculous dosh
Ryder Carter
It's just that the journalists have access to the police files. It would be at least the same for every other state.
Oliver Kelly
i think both NY and Paris were alright before niggers.
Aiden Collins
What's your problem with Paris, fag. You probably can't say any correct critics about it.
Bentley Long
he looks like an optional boss you can only fight if you go the evil route
Josiah King
>Fouiyes the Awoken
>buffs the group's magical abilities and is a dangerous sorcerer in his own right, frequently interrupts conversation with insane ramblings
>Swagnamembe the Poet
>coldest man in the group, is the main boss's biggest muscle, largest health pool and a formidable foe, rarely speaks. cannot die, but will retreat to recover from his wounds.
>DeMarquis the Boss
>the most dangerous wizard this side of West Africa, fears nothing and frequently casts AoE abilities, cannot be harmed until his entourage is taken out. motives are mysterious even to his own men
>Stabza Musa the Crook
>shifty backstabber that listens to no one but the boss, has an extreme critical hit modifier and is difficult to hit. can leave the fight if paid off with enough gold.
>Villejpeipul the Dancer
>outrageously flaming to a fault, constantly charms male party members with seduction-based attacks. easily countered by female party members and is the weakest, but frequently revives during the fight.
>Tyrone the Younger
>newest member to the entourage, had to do unthinkable things to good people to be accepted. is second-guessing himself and is an apt fighter. can convince him to join your party to fight against the boss and his cronies
>Manzatarmz the Warden
>the tank of the group, he's starting to get too old for this shit. helping him in an optional sidequest before the battle will make him not take part in the fight and retire to his farm.
>Demontrius the Elder
>long since sold his soul to the boss, he's the elder brother of Tyrone and will get additional attack and rage buffs if Tyrone is in your party. the dark cleric of the group, he will frequently heal the boss's group with no qualms.
Christian Cox
It's a boss spawn zone.
Aiden Gonzalez
Would be a perfect Souls final boss.
Noah Phillips
Its full of frenchs
Austin Rodriguez
Link?
Anthony Hernandez
Water levels are spooky.
Brody Long
What saddens me is that a proper knuckle to the chin is capable of knocking out pretty much anyone, but seeing as the dude is still conscious their punches are piss weak and an average adult male should be easily capable of beating the shit out of the whole group.
Jaxon Long
I accept that answer though fuck you kindly.
Dylan Sanders
i thought he moved to europe like everyone else.
Josiah Flores
>unironically watching the daily show
yikes
Xavier Perez
>Baguett's internally
Noah Peterson
Oh weird. I made that but I didn't think anyone ever noticed.
Liam Turner
A proper kick to the testicles is capable of knocking out pretty much anyone as well. No need to feel demasculated over an image user.
Daniel Edwards
>You shall never enter the home of my master, Styxhexenhammer666, while I guard the entrance.
Kevin Gutierrez
most fighters did return to europe/australia but the notorious ones were hunted down like jhadi john, the bulldozer etc
Logan Anderson
I'm too lazy to dig it up, but you should be able to find it with these post numbers.
Chase Garcia
>Minions have learning AI, they learn how to fight by watching the boss, the longer you take to win the stronger the minions get.
Logan Diaz
I gotta stop you here, the one bandit is explicitly jewish
Nathan Morales
>Postal: Just a regular week in florida
Blake Price
>i think both NY and Paris were alright before niggers.
en.wikipedia.org
Dylan Ward
Boss counters STR builds.
Grayson Parker
roids do shit
Gabriel Parker
Nah, there were irish instead. The worst of all races.
Brayden Sanders
Befriending the boss unlocks a secret item shop.
Kevin Hughes
>Boss has elemental immunity.
Jason Long
Rich Piana was over 6ft tall, that guy was a freak of nature.
>was
RIP Rich
Austin Nelson
>tfw I thought I was cool when doing it with a candle
Carter Scott
>Boss is defeated by being tricked into falling off the stage
Jayden Hernandez
>boss has the same abilities as you just better
Cooper Moore
More light WATER vs STR
Jonathan Young
is that young John Cleese in the middle?
Alexander Moore
>Boss is You from a future where you turn into the greatest evil
Austin Bell
What the fuck?
Jackson Long
>Boss is You from a passed before you lost your memories and turn into the greatest evil
Brody Garcia
How?
Luis Diaz
>approaches you wearing 6 super bowl rings
Jack Williams
I see a resemblance to Penance from FFX...if he wasn't black it'd be even more pronounced
Ayden Fisher
I can do this .
Benjamin Gutierrez
Jack Stewart
Michael Jones
>boss is what you'd have become if you'd taken the opposite choices
Anthony Sanders
>German
>larps as a Celtic frank druid
Why are these larpers so dumb?
Nathaniel Powell
>Still cries because boss didnt get 7 or 8
Luis Roberts
Samuel Gonzalez
THIS IS IT LUIGI
Matthew Johnson
manlets have a smaller profile, a lower point of balance and better stamina, all of which are more important than raw physical strength past a certain minimum
also, tall chads gain enough satisfaction from their social lives that they don't need to become angels of death like Vining to feel validated, which is why most glory hogs are manlets
Jaxon Phillips
>It's a coliseum arena level
My absolute favorite theme in video games. The coliseum segment was my favorite in Golden Sun.
Julian Brown
>when the final boss turns out to be just a bitch to the TRUE final boss
Logan Torres
I have the game for you.
Ayden Hall
>There are people out there that thought it would be a good idea to touch molten liquid and put liquid nitrogen in their mouth
Hudson Hernandez
I couldn't remember the name of it or I would have called that out as being a fucking amazing game. I only ever got to rent it from Blockbuster, and the only copy they carried would freeze at some point within the last like 25% of the game. Fucking loved that game though.
Christopher Campbell
I agree with the sentiment, but you do know where the Franks came from right?
Ryder Miller
I think it works well on emulation.
Julian Martin
there's this game by ex-IO devs where enemies learn the things they see you do so you have to sneak around and act while the lights are out
Andrew Bailey
Why am I not surprised
Xavier Gonzalez
And germanics came out of Mesopotamia if we go even further back. Still don't see the sense as dressing up like a savannah hobo
Mason Gray
Franks were germans but didn't have druids. Druids are celtic. The guy shouldn't have said frank at all.
Jayden Sanders
Need to be drinking age to post on here kiddo
Xavier Price
the absolute state of furfags
blazing bull was clearly male
Kayden Long
Said the faggot watching le current year man.
Ian James
Wrong meme, retard
Jaxson Rogers
Those faggots are all the same anyways.
Leo Murphy
Eli Edwards
Conan is the only good one in the pic.
Liam White
He's going to deflate his anchor arms in shame when he gets home.
Brayden Thompson
He's also the only one who's vidya related
Eli Campbell
Conan is alright, and Fallon avoids controversy like the plague so there's nothing to dislike about him except for that. Everyone else is an opinionated cunt, and people who look to them for any sort of intelligent commentary are going to be opinionated cunts too. It doesn't matter WHAT their political beliefs are; they're smug dickheads who need to take a step back and look at how they present themselves.
Colton Williams
stephen colbert was good in harvey birdman attorney at law
Lucas Jenkins
No shit, it's their job.
Nicholas Gutierrez
Camden Evans
Daniel Gonzalez
It's so dirty and it's people are so rude that around 40 Japanese people a year are driven insane when they visit.
Luke Sullivan
>boss is an ominous statue in an empty room
>only activates when you examine it
>you don't have a loicense to beat it
Bentley Cook
It's actually way less dirty now than it was before Haussmann and his renovations in 1853.
Jason Campbell
because guns mean you have to work smarter not harder
Samuel Cook
I want to be this man
Joshua Carter
The hardest is to not an hero before becoming old.
Andrew Kelly
>It's less dirty now that it was in the 1800s
No shit.
Jordan Cook
*visits eegra dot com for more top-notch poop like dat*
Xavier Bennett
en.m.wikipedia.org
Why are you?
Blake Gomez
I mean, it was famous for being filthy before that. Now it's clean.
Daniel Long
True alphas, they let the females do it for them.
Grayson Richardson
Those Bed Bath and Beyond tier curtain rope tassels are ridiculous looking.
Aiden Garcia
# # # #
sometimes i forget that most of v doesnt own guns
Isaiah Robinson
Is this retard right here implying that frankodruidism is the same as bronze age germanics? Protip, there's a reason Frankish is a Latin based language and Germanic inferior animal noises, much like the French and Germans of today.
Sebastian Phillips
Nigga liquid nitrogen is fucking baller. Nothing more fun than throwing a bucket of it against someone and watch him explode in a ball of fog
Brandon Stewart
why the fuck are high ranking officers not forced to work out.
Josiah Powell
idiot
Levi Myers
Janice Barov
Joshua James
Because like all "muh brains over brawnfags" they think muscles makes you dumb, oblivious to the irony of this belief
Xavier Myers
I was chosen by heaven
Say my name while you pray
To the skyyyyy
See Carolus risee
Brayden Wilson
Hes wanted by the german police
Daniel Lopez
No you fool celtic culture originated in what we now know as Germany and Austria. There's a reason one the largest suppliers of historical reproductions in Europe is called celtic Web merchant and is based in Austria.
Sebastian Edwards
David Gomez
Tyler Moore
>improved mikiri counter
fuck you
Gabriel Diaz
straight from Silent Hill
Chase Jackson
>boss clothes come alive and begin attacking you
Ryan Taylor
Christopher Ortiz
Andrew Nguyen
Damn, an internet site.
Guess Switzerland is the sole money printer in the world..
Alexander Hall
Ayden Powell
Ryder Gutierrez
not the sole one, but (((they))) control it
Tyler Gutierrez
Jace Evans
Jason Wright
Ethan Bell
technically the protag from days gone
Aaron Gomez
best part of it is that the headlines on the right sound like his move names
Luke Nelson
Is this one of those Yakuza games?
Samuel Taylor
Henry White
>when you gotta posses a virgin in half an hour but you broke as fuck
Logan Richardson
Oskar "Hikky-Avenger" Dirlewanger
Nathaniel Lee
haha what if the car was super crowded and you could be molested by him without anyone noticing wouldn't that be funny haha
Jace Brown
The second I saw him in motion I knew he was English
Mason Allen
> Paris
> full of french
Boy I still remember that day when my friends from US and Japan asked me where the French were when they went to Paris.
Jackson Davis
Jaxson Sullivan
Something is wrong in that image but I can't point out what ?
Joshua Gomez
No trigger discipline.
Andrew White
Looks more like a hamam than the japanese equivalent.
Connor Brooks
That's right.
Jace Kelly
mother of god
Jeremiah Collins
Whitest man alive.
Joshua Clark
Jacob Bailey
>Dancer of the stink restroom
Juan Morales
>Boss trys to kite tou by spamming range attacks
Henry Cox
Jeremiah Brooks
Jaxson Morris
You're a fucking retard.
Also, underage b& detected.
Ryan Baker
I still can't believe that shit.
Nathan Gray
>returning boss levels up
Jacob Martinez
>manwaitingforgoodps4gamestocomeout.png
Hunter Garcia
Adds have been used since ages retard.
Jacob Jackson
>Ace of the storm
>Plane comes crashing down and the pilot parachutes out
>He sticks his Bowie knife into the engine, making the already burning plane explode into pieces before he emerges even more powerful
>The nameless Pilot approaches you from the smoke
Brayden Carter
It's obscure fetish porn. They didn't put much thought into it.
Lincoln Bailey
>when the enrage timer hits
Evan Cruz
more like rat king
Juan Martin
Lucas Young
You realize that you're speaking an ''inferior'' Germanic language right not, right? It's called English.
Connor Sanders
Camden Roberts
He's an NCO user. The guy is a top-notch soldier but far below a General, not even an officer.
Aaron James
>lonely and just plays vidya all day
>mom gets you a dog so you have some responsibility
>go take the dog on walks have fun with it
>best buds with dog
>take dog on another walk
>niggers gun you down because you started at them for a second longer than you should have
Poor guy
Asher Ross
Hate when developers put so much effort into jiggle physics instead of gameplay
Jason Reed
Caleb Wood
If you do kill Mundus someone will take his place.
Joshua Fisher
Landon Young
Jonathan Flores
Can you at least come up with some interesting names for your pics?
Reddit does this shit better than you, what a fucking disgrace.
Thomas Edwards
Eli Edwards
>Oohooh child...
Adam Roberts
>scoobs
will always be a boss
in my heart
Gavin Walker
Literally underage. We've been using "adds" since EverQuest.
William Thompson
Daniel Jones
>The Posture Stealer
Levi Morales
jesus christ wtf that doesnt look healthy
Daniel Cruz
Pelicans don't give a fuck
Alexander Foster
>THIS is who I am.
Grayson Anderson
>"should we eat it?" in the background
Evan Flores
Not if the pelican eats you first
Cooper Sullivan
>Name: Forever
>Sutando: Strength
Christian Johnson
The fuck? Is it eating a cat?
Oliver Lee
what the fuck am i looking at, is it eating a fucking duck or something
Sebastian Lewis
what the fuck
Ryder Jenkins
It's coming for you next
Jaxon Diaz
it's a cat
Eli White
>Boss summons Ugandan snipers
Daniel Stewart
kek
Brody Lopez
Faction champions
Kevin Anderson
Logan Ramirez
oops, someone's trying a little too hard to fit in
it's okay, you'll figure out this board eventually
Ethan Thompson
Gavin Powell
Gabriel Nguyen
Isaiah Adams
kek
what's the Styx encounter like?
Cooper Gonzalez
>y'all
Yikes
Kevin Ward
this thing is too low iq to be a boss
Christopher Wilson
they stop hunting when they get their own harem.
Juan Peterson
its swallowing a duckling alive
Josiah Roberts
>when he unexpectedly transitions from Suspect Confession directly into Perfect Storm
As a game journalist I have to say fuck this boss. Release easy mode immediatly so it can be enjoyed by everyone! Swallow your pride developers
Hunter Sullivan
Benjamin Martin
I need this with sound to heal my soul a bit
Gavin Brooks
Yikes they are actually hitting him for real. Did he die?
Oliver Edwards
>most fighters did return to europe/australia
bullshit
Noah Rivera
I think I've been watching too much anime or something because for a moment I thought it was moving left and right crazy fast when it was obviously just the camera moving
>h-hayai
Landon Wood
the heck is it trying to do
is its mouth pouch somehow jangled
Camden Campbell
>you will never play spin the umbrella with them
someone hmu with a pepehands
William Wilson
dunno
Gabriel Lee
all the asterix names are kino
Adrian Turner
>not miraculix
peinlich uezs
Kayden Thompson
How can white bois compete?
Andrew Murphy
>steal the curtains from the palace and wear them as a cape
>look everyone I'm the king
Yikes!
But also kind of based.
Henry Gonzalez
Yes, its japanese snuf porn
Leo Jackson
It's the name of the oil rig where this was filmed.
Alexander Evans
>le reddit froge
Cooper Sanders
Why would you type something like this out and post it online.
Ryan Anderson
Henry Butler
Maybe it's yawning
Oliver Cooper
god i wish that were me
Elijah Cox
You cant post things like that without source man
Brandon Davis
>you only have 15 minutes to beat all of them or you get sneedchucked out of a plane
Robert Young
kek
Jose Ross
Jonathan Diaz
Snowflake alert
Jackson Thompson
as if anyone would dare face vining
Levi Hall
>have to resist charm attempts to defeat the boss
Sebastian Hernandez
Jesus
Easton Diaz
Roids or Synthol?
Jayden Diaz
based JAV poster
Hunter Wilson
Thats a pikey, they're irish originally
Nathaniel Fisher
bodybuilders focus on a type of training that mainly builds muscle in the form of sarcoplasmic hypertrophy, not strength specifically. hence why bodybuilders are typically weaker than smaller people with functional strength
Luis Gutierrez
Kayden Lee
Tyler Barnes
Liam Russell
And the other one sounds like an old Jewish woman.
Nathaniel Bell
Ayden Smith
>When the boss music kicks in but you face a lowly goblin that tricks your party into letting your guard down for the real fight
Brayden Peterson
Joseph Fisher
That's very optimistic of him. Thinking he'll be able to shoot that many rounds before dying
Dominic Barnes
Jacob Flores
Too cute, I can't win
Thomas Butler
Have you ever been to Paris? If yes, is your name Muhammad or Ibrahim?
Ryan Martin
>Rich Piana was over 6ft tall
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
NO he fucking wasn't.
Oliver Nguyen
Where?
Camden Wood
I came here to laugh at you.
David Carter
wtf am i looking at
Logan Gonzalez
Blake Peterson
>boss is nothing but speech checks
Michael Perry
Kayden Rogers
I lost...
Charles Russell
its a pigeon retards
Easton Martinez
Fuck, I love that shit.
Jordan Rodriguez
>welcome boy
Matthew Hill
Oh shit, it's the final boss.
Joseph Sanders
I like how he displays his games
Evan Smith
It's the Parallel universe of "Polish Man"
Oliver Sanchez
>has seven health bars
>first six bars correspond with a ring
>each time a bar is depleted he loses a ring
>each time he changes a ring his abilities change
>loses all abilities at his last bar but gets a massive stat boost and you only have 2 minutes to finish the fight
Adrian Roberts
Those floor and wall tiles look like an arab country.
Ayden Cooper
I cant be the only one who is genuinely upset at what he has become.
Parker Ward
Jace Anderson
>when the final boss was the good guy after all
Ayden Lopez
>boss can transform
Easton Parker
haHA Spoilers
Robert Adams
>The man is actually hotter than the lava
Crazy how he do that
Ian Young
>boss has a rare currency drain skill
Owen Moore
>console FPS controls
yikes
Joseph Davis
pigeon iirc
Adrian Wood
I live in Paris and I have a french name of greek origin.
Dominic Cruz
heyy i want that !
Justin Morales
Joshua Long
now this is a kek and a zozzle
Jaxon Hernandez
I like how john stewart isn't even in the pic.
Jayden Collins
Sebastian Kelly
Jonathan Hill
Ryse: Son of Rome had a decent Colosseum multiplayer. Shame the game itself was kinda boring.
Benjamin Hall
If I was locked in a room with these dudes, and had a gun with ten bullets in, I'd shoot James Corden 9 times, and then Myself
Nathan Martinez
I thought Forever was a monkey
Chase Allen
Aw :(
Bentley Parker
Can't imagine the restraint he needed to not start flailing around, fighting all the instincts.
Lincoln Wood
Jack Myers
literal who
Matthew Thomas
literally the owl from Sekiro
Easton Brown
looks like a jobber
Oh, please. Catholics are literally all homosexual bottoms.
Adrian Clark
Daniels of the Deep
Noah Price
>Dr Pavel, we're CIA
Luis Mitchell
Connor Morris
GOD The Royal Family garb is so cool, shame they are child killing pedophiles
Ayden Richardson
send help
William King
ancient master of powerful Argentinian fighting arts
Nolan Rogers
reminder that the faggots on /x/ are so stupid they thought it was an alien moving at hyperspeed and not the camera
Bentley Jackson
Based Vining poster
Ayden Murphy
based and glow-pilled
Christian Diaz
That's way too retarded, even for /x/.
Isaac Davis
How does anyone find this shit funny?
Adam Gray
Underrated post.
Easton King
deep sea thread is still up you can check it yourself
Nathan Ward
Sweet, thanks for the heads up.
Daniel Watson
>the absolute state of fighting games players
Gavin Cruz
too bad ISIS is no longer delivering
Elijah Adams
>this is ravens territory
Lucas Bell
In the age of bullets and bombs, only the smart ones know how to survive a war.
Christopher Sullivan
extinguida*
Asher Cook
kek
Jack Smith
Levi Perez
Missing kid does not sound like a good move tho
Angel Gomez
Why does he need a leash this man clearly controls the forces of nature
Leo Cooper
John Murphy
This always gets me.
Owen Richardson
Kevin Morgan
Brandon Ortiz
>we have such sights to show you
Landon Scott
Gavin Hernandez
>457741948
PAY UP WHITE BOYS
Austin Lopez
The fucking dude above the Governor is Rick Moranis
Fuck
Gavin Moore
Theme: youtu.be
Aiden Green
>Transforms into a bear mid-battle
Justin Lewis
>Hey ese, got a light?
Elijah Miller
David Barnes
Wait what happened to him?
Cameron Smith
There's a risk of rain title in here somewhere
Joshua Cox
Brandon Sullivan
Took a student to train in an island at the middle of a lake but then the lake demons tried to drown his student so he chose to sacrifice himself instead. Or so the rumors go.
Bentley Moore
Those monks are really impressive.
Jackson Bell
>nonstop slipping
Michael Green
Demon conjurer with godly speed; cannot be slowed by any means.
Asher Foster
underrated post
Camden Flores
Holy shit he looks rad as fuck!
Josiah Perez
>Skittlez the Defiant attacks!
>Skittlez uses multifuck
Noah Russell
>pol's idol is a larping faggot