GEARBOX DOES IT AGAIN

Jesus christ Randy did it again Yea Forums!

Who else preordered on EGS? Based Randy! Can’t wait to play her!

Thoughts?

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Honestly I can't hold back my excitement.
I don't know if you've heard. But preordering gets you a unique weapon skin that is applicable to every weapon in the game? that's pretty fucking generous.

That image is very appealing!

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Game looks BADASS I already preordered

zoom zoom
unless bait

>pre-ordering 2k dlc simulators
no thanks, i'll wait for the game of the whatever edition

I'm way more excited for the confirmed BILLIONS of guns, did you see the Tediore SMG that runs on legs when it's reloaded? Badass.

It's amazing, even in fanart she looks terrible.

have sex without piss

game probably not going to have mod support to fix the shit combat so it's going to have shit combat

It's called bait

yeah these posts almost read sarcastically

I can’t tell. Is this supposed to be male or female? The body looks too ripped to be feminine and I don’t see tits, but that face is leaving me confused.

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Please... user... If you don't buy my game, they'll kill me. I owe a lot of money ...

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>implying i'm buying an Epic store exclusive

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It's the new JoJo superimposed on the borderlands background.

If you give leftists an inch they'll take 10 miles. They need to be routed out and stopped in their tracks or everything will turn to shit.

Someone call Poe, Yea Forums is acting up again

Honestly I'm warming up to her. Initially I was put off but I'm always happy with chocolate skin / blue eyes / abs on my anime waifus

>Is this supposed to be male or female?
Are you implying you can only be male or female, you nazi bigot?

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Fuck off randy. Only reason your game is going to sell is because younger people have been brainwashed to accept the literal shit anyone hands them.

In what fucking way does this SJW western trash resemble anime?

sorry randy. you did this to yourself

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Guys please we can't fit this much irony in such a small space, if you keep pushing it it'll rupture!

can't wait to buy mine on sale

It's already on sale, user!

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Those days never existed

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It doesn't, I'm saying that the translation of that type of character into this style was jarring. But the more I see of her the less disgusted I am. Another cute smol tiddy punk girl would be preferable but I don't hate this

>zoomers weren’t here for borderlands viral marketing
Before it was called shilling

Meming aside, I really do wonder if the hype for another Borderlands isn't being overestimated. I've not heard anyone really talk about it in fuckin' years, and all the good buzz I *did* hear was generally aimed about how oddly amazing Tales was, which was one of (or the last) good Telltale project and had nothing to do with randy and the main design team.

I'll be watching what happened to the Tales crew on Youtube, but I don't care to play another loot'n'shoot. I've had my fill and they don't interest me anymore.

Image unrelated. Or is it.

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>Manlet tears

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BL 1 and 2 still warrant a playthrough every couple years for me. It's a generally fun game even solo. BL1 more so imo. Watch them fuck it up somehow.

Is it going to have Handsome Jack in it? If so I won't go near it.

If I buy it on steam after April 2020 am I supporting the whole EGS thing or stating as a consumer I would prefer steam? Should I just pirate it altogether? The biggest deterrent to pirating is the ping issue when I play with my friends over 3rd party lan softwares

He's dead, user.

Were you not here when the original Borderlands was released?

Yeah I didn't know if 3 took place after it or not who knows with them.

if its anything like the first 2 it will work online out of the gate for pirates without having to do anything special, it was a fucking joke honestly.

The leaks say he’ll probably appear as a cameo of some sort but it’s definite that he’s not very involved in the main story
At best I can guess the last remnant of his AI double sitting somewhere or some Echo tapes

Ok, I'll avoid like the plague, thanks user.

>Yeah I didn't know if 3 took place after it
dude...

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What's you're point? Just because the number is higher doesn't mean it takes place in sequential order, look at metal gear.

She's completely hideous. EGS is fucking gay. Randy is an unbearable douchebag. I might still buy the game when it comes to Steam.

the absolute state of mg fags...

Ninja gaiden on NES did it, Metroid did it, there are plenty of other series where the games have nothing to do with each other, so I really fail to see your point other than being piss poor bait.

DMC does it as well, if anything when it comes to video games you're more likely to have the 3rd installment NOT take place in any type of order.

They’re already mentioning butt stallion in the promotions so the poison that Jack and Burch brought unto the game are permanent

look, the fact that you morons are going on assuming that I believe games can't change it's stories' chronological order is beyond me, but the point of this entire string us that you are too fucking retarded to not know that borderlands 3 takes place directly after 2 based in the characters that appear in the trailer...

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They could have gone with a racially ambiguous thicc instathot girl or a creole version of samantha wright.

But not that nonsense.
Who is that for?
Why is every single female MC or side character in major games a dyke or tranny or fucks some kind of animal or robot or tree or something?
It's fucking weird.

I love muscle girls so goddamn much

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>Who is that for?

My dick

Gay

Your clit isn't a penis lezanon.

Mine too.

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She looks like Saline Bro.

>tfw you don't live in a matriarchal society run by muscle girls

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>on your knees, boy.

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>ywn be that man

>my gf starts screeching at her
>muscle girl just flexes and lays her out with a punch
>takes me to her lair where she rides me until my dick literally cannot even
Holy shit, is this how white girls feel about black men?

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That's how white guys feel about black men

>where did all these muscle girl fags come from
I wonder...

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This is megsquats.
She's legit fairly strong and is hot as fuck.

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That's an ant

ITS TIME

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This is Gina Carano(sp?)
She's the cause of enough spunk being shot to knock up china twice.
Strong as fuck female martial artist.

Girl in OP?
Raging dyke and they even used an OoC version of her in that pic.

Could have gone with brown instathot fitness girl or THICC biracial female lifter who's not all low bodyfat and wishes she had a penis and what not.

she should have had 4 boobs

>instathot
I'm sorry but I have to ask, where is this terminology even from? Because it's not here.

Reminder that musclegirls are only ok when Japan does it

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Holy shit wow.
My bad.

Yea Forums.
Two years ago the rest of the internet 6months ago.
The fuck?

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Nah. I can only assume you brought that faggotry over from leddit. Please just shut up now.

I want to enjoy it as a mindless looter shooter alone and with friends. I don't want to hear cringeworthy meme banter or loud obnoxious characters. Just give me a metric shit ton of guns and enough customization to match and let me just kill things for hours until I feel better about my dull life.

You're new to Yea Forums aren't you?

Oh yeah, I remember her from Red Alert 3.

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Is one of her abilities be to magically squirt from her hoo-ha?

what was the budget for these games
>james earl jones
>michael bein
>other black star wars man
>george takeout
>tim curry
im sure there are other very famous actors

I think Tales actually damaged it, ironically, considering the hipster appeal it had.
Before that, I didn't hear people constantly talking about it, but they were still playing it. I still ran into groups people starting new games in and out of my circles and doing runs with eachother, etc(2 at least. TPS never really took off as hard.)
Once Tales became a thing, it seemed like that stopped cold though and noone ever talked about actually playing it anymore.

>Manlet tears

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based chinkdestroyer

I’m clapping because you legit tried

You realize they called the one that didn't come in sequential order the pre sequel. Not only that but it shows tiny Tina clearly aged.

>image unrelated
Probably because Tales used the setting, and the same style of humor, better than the mainline games. You could play Tales due to Telltales massive initial popularity, get a feel for the setting and style, and then be massively disappointed by endless hours of grindy loot'n'shoot broken up only by brief hit and pass jokes, new gun effects, and vehicles.

I started with Borderlands 1, but never really got on with the series. I just don't enjoy shoot'n'looters. But Tales is one of my favorite adventure games of all time, mostly for the setting and characters.

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I can't tell the difference between shills and bait anymore
make it stop

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Yea Forums has never had shills
stop being paranoid and accept that other people actually like games you don't

How fucking new? This is objectively false.

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>Yea Forums has never had shills
Now I know it is shills and not bait
thanks user, hope the 2¢ was worth it

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I want to go back to 2009

>Yea Forums has never had shills
I'm excited for Borderlands but DUDE, you need to get real

Honestly, if Epic can fix their security problems and actually implement the features they say they're going to implement by BL3 launch, I might get it. Until such time, fuck off.

liking muscular women makes you a faggot

have seх

>3 threads on the same day started by one faggot is proof that there's paid shills all over Yea Forums
good god

OW SHIT
FOR REAL !?

IM PREORDERING RIGHT NOW
i hope i still have enought v-bucks left on my account... :(

someone post the EA SHILL SCREENCAP

What's going on with the fingers on her left hand?

>can't tell what is genuine, shilling or bait
What the fuck is this universe

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>Preordering
Kys
You're destroying the industry.
t. Dev

What game you making user?

I'm going to buy it and enable 2FA on EGS and keep my anti virus all over EGS and so on and so forth.

Is that a fucking bald spot?

Millennials detected.

I want to caress her exposed hip.

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Probably a clipping issue but the fact that a clipping issue is in your trailer is just embarrassing

My thoughts are that you are a shill. A blatant one at that.

A game that I'm legally bound not to inform you about, user.

Huh?

why is the Overwatch symbol above her heard?

Thats the Borderlands symbol.

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honestly i couldnt give a solitary fuck which store it's sold on, i dont care about "muh extra features" i just want to play the damn game, already bought the highest tier

Finally a man of culture

I know she's an unbearable bitch and all but I'd still fuck her.
Just sayin'.

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hate fucks are hot
also, why does Athena have no good heads for customization?

I'm pirating the game, fuck Randy.

have fun playing onlin- oh wait, you couldn't anyway if you bought it, you have no friends

Holy shit BADASS! I can't wait to pre-order this and the upcoming DLC!

I was confused too, those are her knuckles

>heels up
weak form woman

Wooow really, fellow gamer????!!!!!? I cant wait bro!! See you on the Borderlands :)

how nice of them to put a transexual in their game