What would you do if Donkey Kong stole your girlfriend?

What would you do if Donkey Kong stole your girlfriend?

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Jump over barrels

cave in his skull with a lead pipe
da monkey never come back to da village

Take his girlfriend, it’s justice.

Tell him not to expect her to ever improve.

Put him down

Guys, was the original Donkey Kong from Donkey Kong supposed to be a stand-in for a nigger?

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I used to think i would kill them both.
Now i think who fucking cares anyway? If donkey kong can steal her from me what was she worth in the end?

Forget about her, start dating a princess, reconnect with my brother, race go karts with DK's grandson and at some point punch Pikachu in the face.

If you could make a tiny perfect copy of king k rool, would you torture it?