What would you do if Donkey Kong stole your girlfriend?

What would you do if Donkey Kong stole your girlfriend?

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Jump over barrels

cave in his skull with a lead pipe
da monkey never come back to da village

Take his girlfriend, it’s justice.

Tell him not to expect her to ever improve.

Put him down

Guys, was the original Donkey Kong from Donkey Kong supposed to be a stand-in for a nigger?

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I used to think i would kill them both.
Now i think who fucking cares anyway? If donkey kong can steal her from me what was she worth in the end?

Forget about her, start dating a princess, reconnect with my brother, race go karts with DK's grandson and at some point punch Pikachu in the face.

If you could make a tiny perfect copy of king k rool, would you torture it?

I'd still steal Diddy Kong and ransom him for my GF back, but I don't have a gf tho.

Scream in pain, because he took my fucking left hand.

steal his bananas
ALL the bananas
fuck him

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DK '94 is so much better than any DKC game, it isn't even funny.

HE TALKED ABOUT THA GREAT DONKEY KONG RANT. HE SAID IT’LL BE OUT WHEN IT’S OUT... great work ethic though

Remind him that this is what happened to Harambe.

Masturbate while he fucks her with his superior Kong cock.

Shoot him, probably. Or not. Depends on if this hypothetical girlfriend is worth the risk of finding out if LOL 9MM really is a meme when trying to get a gorilla to fuck off.

Nothing, because I don't have one.

Celebrate,


No really guys.. A giant fucking gorilla wearing a tie came storming through the fucking kitchen and snatched jessica up like like a rag doll

Id watch him rape her

Wonder how I got a girlfriend