What would you do if Donkey Kong stole your girlfriend?
What would you do if Donkey Kong stole your girlfriend?
Ryder Ramirez
Caleb Foster
Jump over barrels
Jordan Davis
cave in his skull with a lead pipe
da monkey never come back to da village
Jace Foster
Take his girlfriend, it’s justice.
Thomas Peterson
Tell him not to expect her to ever improve.
Isaiah Fisher
Put him down
Carson Bell
Guys, was the original Donkey Kong from Donkey Kong supposed to be a stand-in for a nigger?
Caleb Garcia
I used to think i would kill them both.
Now i think who fucking cares anyway? If donkey kong can steal her from me what was she worth in the end?
Brandon Smith
Forget about her, start dating a princess, reconnect with my brother, race go karts with DK's grandson and at some point punch Pikachu in the face.
Camden Jenkins
If you could make a tiny perfect copy of king k rool, would you torture it?