You have 10 seconds to explain why aren't you playing Pokemon right now

You have 10 seconds to explain why aren't you playing Pokemon right now.

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Because it's shit

I fucking hate Sun and Moon and that sequel. It's so much garbage and anyone who likes it need to be excuted

>why arent you playing pokemon?

i played one i basically played all of them

I just got done playing pokemon go

i'm shiny hunting celebi right now

wish i was dead

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Too old and cynical

because I can play showdown

im not 10

i only play it while im taking a shit.

kind of wanna play pokemon gaia because it sounds like the best rom hack but it's not finished and im too autistic to play unfinished games

How long have you been doing that?

But I am playing pokemon right now. Just started White for the first time.

I only play when I'm fapping

started last night

hope i get it before gen 8

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I am playing it right now.
Also
>play an emerald romhack with the spec/phys split and some new gen IV+ moves.
>challenge the battle frontier
>get 3 silver symbols reasonably easy.
>mfw battle pyramid
This is some pretty wild shit, why didn GF expand on this and just the battle frontier in general.
This actually pretty fun and challenging.

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Hlw far are you in and are you enjoying it?

When I'm done with uni finals I will try and finish my shiny Ultra Beast collection.
As far as Ultra Sun goes, I only need Guzzlord, Xurkitree, and Kartana now. Don't have Ultra Moon despite Phero and Celesteela being among my favorites.

Only took me a few days but I went at it at every waking moment.

I pretty much experienced all there is to do in Pokemon 20 years ago. No sense rehashing it

fug

i only put in a few hours a day (more on weekends since no work)

it's tougher than others (ho-oh and lugia) too, since you have to mash A a bit and wait for the little cutscene before the battle starts

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I'm not a child

I was playing Crystal earlier, though.

Dex is at 246, almost done.

What game? I thought it was shiny locked in everything.

>Guzzlord, Xurkitree, and Kartana
That's not real

I don't get it

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>gen 7 sucked
>i've played pmd so much that there's nothing left to do in the games
>playing other monster collection games

Cuz I'm replaying SMT IF

VC crystal

they made the GS ball event accessible in all languages in the port. you can get it as soon as you beat lance

they didn't shiny lock it, so it's the first time shiny celebi is possible without cheating

wat

kino taste, pheromosa is one of the best

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it's actually for babies and trivially simple

New titles are casualized to shit and I already replayed the old titles too many times to enjoy them.

can't find my charger

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Just beat the second gym and fought off Team Plasma. Really good so far, I enjoy the new pokemon, but fuck me the enemy has been getting crits in literally every single battle I've fought.

because video games fucking suck

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Cringe, but redpilled.

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I don't care about that zoomer weeb trash

>pokemon
>zoomer
wew

aye

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Is that bug wearing heels?

What are the best Pokemon romhacks? Only Gen 3 and up, though. I don't like some of the clunkiness of the GB Pokemon games.

The games aren't about Jessie

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don't forget her sweater and pantyhose. absolutely stunning

Those are just her tarsals.

It's 4:00 in the morning

Never just bothered after original Crystal / silver / gold

Everything past gen 5 is bad except Super Mystery Dungeon and I've played the good ones ad neusem

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aged like milk. Had some fun ideas and deserves to be iconic as it is, but you won't get much out of it once you become an adult

The games lack any real lasting power these days since Gamefreak is very transparent about it being a cashcow. That said I do need to get around to play the PMD titles and maybe try out Clover.

But I am playing OR.

Because Pokemon hasn't been fun in literal years.

I was playing Sekiro all day and I just want to veg out in bed. Also, I’m currently replaying a Gold and I don’t want to deal with the nighttime Pokémon

I had good times on Ruby and Crystal as a child but there's no reason to play them anymore, it's all just more of the same

Trying to beat the Battle Factory at the Battle frontier right now, been trying for over a decade but I can't get that gold medal. It's too fucking hard to win 35 consequtive mathces when some bad luck can kill your entire run

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First Mega Loppuny with ripped stockings and now this.
Has Gamefreak gone too far?

they haven't gone far enough

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>try to do battle facilities
>come across this
>give up

Why even bother when shit like this exists?

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beat me to it

Why play shit when i can look at retards like you?

Pheromosa just has the lower half of her body darkened. It's a really neat shiny because instead of just swapping the uniform color that was originally there for another uniform color, they changed it into a gradient shade across the body.

>Why play shit when i can look at retards like you?

Yea Forums - Video Games

Because end game content is too scary for pokemon's target audience

What are the best difficulty oriented rom hacks?

because I have the type of autism that makes you enjoy cool things

That doesn't sound cool at all

I swear to fuck the Battle Facilities got even worse with the RNG since Gen VI. Shit is rigged.

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My 3DS is dead and I'm charging it

ORAS made me realise the direction the series was taking.

spoilers; it turned out to be a very bad direction.

it destroyed my interest in pokemon by shitting all over its source material.

Human on Pokemon porn is the best

I'm playing something by someone who has (had?) that image as his profile pic.

Just look for Drayano60. You'll have some fun.

Not in the mood, but I need to continue my replay of the games by getting to B2/W2, been putting it off for a while.

Because someone is WRONG on the internet and I have to at least try to get them to kill themselves for their faggotry.

because you're a casual who hasn't even seen the Rest+Sleep Talk set yet
good thing, you might kill yourself if you had to face the Double Team Meganium

I actually am right now. Pokemon Ruby

Stuck on the elite four. What's the best way to grind a pokemon level without using candies? its braindead slow and candies reduce EV

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>candies reduce EV
But they dont?
If you suck really bad you could just abuse X items.

I mean it doesn't gain EV. I want big stronk pokemons

Only game I have that I haven't played to death is let's go Pikachu and it sucks so much I don't even want to beat it

if you have the candies just use them and bash through the e4 with brute force if you don't care about overleveling

sun and moon is dogshit and i'm waiting until the /ss/ drops

The entirety of gen 7 and some of gen 6 left with a huge amount of apathy to the series as a whole. I need to cool down and start to de-invest time into the series or I'm afraid I will start to hate it but even then I have little hope for the future and a permanent black mark has been left on Pokemon for me.

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But I am

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old Pokemon cards look so snazzy

why would you spend so much of your time doing that when you could just mod it
you think the other autistic literal who's you battle are gonna give a shit how long you waited to catch your snowflake monster?

i'm not a child anymore

fpbp

Shiny hunting roselia.

Not him but I play with my friends not usually randoms. Once you demolish the main game (a joke) and then the post game (in recent titles, also a joke) shiny hunting is just another thing to do. I usually watch something and zone out. In sun I actually came across a shiny magikarp while looking for a dratini and now that big red fuckin mega garydos is one of my favorites of all time.

I actually just was, got Moemon running earlier today and decided to do a nuzlocke run in it. Been pretty fun so far.
I'm usually the type to just use my starter for the entire game, so trying to balance the team out and use everyone a little bit is a interesting challenge.

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Because gen 7 was garbage

I grew out of that kiddie shit a long time ago.

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Because for whatever reason, Gamefreak focuses too much on recruiting new players to the franchise and enjoys giving the middle finger to veteran players.
At least Nintendo tries to cater to both. Gamefreak is run by a bunch of out of touch retards

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Welcome to capitalism baby, it’s all about that mf bottom line. I actually didn’t mind let’s go P/E (didn’t play them) because I was hoping they were the basis for a spin off aimed at recruiting new players, so us manchildren can have the main series.

A little cringe bruv but only a little so I’ll let it slide

What's cringy exactly?
The template or me playing Moemon?
Cause I can see the former but not the latter.

Because none of my friends play ultra sumo. But I might dig out my 3ds to grind up some mons to transfer.

I'm honestly glad it didn't sell well for a pokémon game.
Good help us if that garbage ever became the norm

I just don’t understand why they want to water it down. You get 6 Pokémon, each gets 4 moves, I mean this is already a joke compared to other games, even other JRPGs. Removing hidden abilities and EVS/IVs and the like blew my mind. Those are not the kind of things preventing new players from getting into the series, imo.

Oh no we disagree it’s the little anime girls I’m not loving. However my friend, at least you’re nuzlocking that shit.

I don't know man, if you're into Pokemon in general, are little anime girls really so far away?

Honestly its fine since its not a mainline entry. Hopefully sword and shield won't follow LPGE.
We need more game mechanics too.

Would you believe me if I told you I don’t like anime, despite the very nature of the forum we’re communicating on ;)

>forum

I’m open to an argument but I really like the latest starter triplet, looking forward to sword and shield and love the Scotland memes in the meantime

But I am playing polished crystal right now

Terribly sorry, “image board”. Pls don’t take my card away mr. police

What makes it different from crystal?

Its just the pre evos that we've seen so we can't really say. I get why some people don't like them though, its probably their designs seemingly over the place.

There is a whole lot of changes. I think it introduces the special split, shows type, power and accuracy in the battle screen and fixes the horrendous level curve. Endgame should be around level 100. It really fixes a lot

There is no reason to really care about Pokemon past the age of 20 like seriously you've seen all there is to be seen in franchise just let go. I grew up on the original red and blue and I played the games all the way until black and white one which I found decent that's it. my good memories of the franchise will never die but I'm obviously not the intended audience anymore for the games and for the anime. I grew up and you should too

I'd believe it. For some reason a huge amount of Pokemon fans both despise anime and JRPGs.

That’s really cool I’ll deifnitely check it out. GSC was the gen I sort of “missed” and always wanted to give the originals another serious play.

Gen II is my favourite but vanilla has so many problems it's not even funny. There are quite a bunch of crystal hacks that make the game more fun

Oh come on let the guy play whatever video games he likes, in the eyes of the general population all vidya is childish.