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The story is shit, the game is 12/10

>couldn't even beat God of War
Now tell me how iT doeSNT MAtteR!!!

Cope.

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GoW was given a pity goty because red dead stole all the other awards pretty much

The Rockstar Fanboy Checklist:
>go back to Fortnite
>zoomer
>you have ADD/ADHD
>I never had a problem/it's on you
>your opinion doesn't matter
>nitpicking
>contrarian
>nobody complains about x
>graphics>gameplay
>the horses are better than RDR1
>the controls are better than RDR1
>muh realism
>muh immersion
>lol cope
>seething
>Rockstar sold x amount of copies
>angry PC gamer
>"stop liking what I don't like"
>10/10
>masterpiece
>online review scores
>reddit spacing
>it's only the beta
>it's not a twitch shooter
>it's a single player game
>regurgitated Dutch memes
And their personal favorite:
>you didn't play the game
If you think you're arguing with a fanboy, simply resort to this checklist, call him a fanboy, then ignore him. Watch him cower and recoil as he's been found out.

I'M GONNA TAKE MY HORSE TO THE OLD TOWN ROAD

Go back to Fortnite, ADD zoomer.

>The electoral college doesn't matter.#notmypresident
Retard number one already posted an online review score kek

GoW is already forgotten about, zoomer. RDR2 lives on.

stay mad faggots rdr2 blows everything from 2018 out of the water anything else is someone in denial.

That's a check, fanboy! see

>certain people enjoy a game with a lot autistic immersion stuff in it, not a game for everybody
>retard who plays all the platinum CUHRAYZE games doesnt like this
>proceeds to go into threads about said game
and complain about the game being discussed
>WOW LOOK AT THESE SHILLS TALKING ABOUT A GAME THAT THE THREAD IS ABOUT

RDR2 really is the ultimate zoomer filter.

>caring about game awards
the fact that it didn't win just proves how actually good it is.

>spamming this shit every thread
Obsessed.

Why does RDR2 seem to trigger Yea Forums so much?

Rockstar fanboys are mostly zoomers and children. Playing Rockstar games makes them feel ''cool'' or ''tough''. It's sort of like a fad. I remember when I was a kid and I used to play Vice City. I used to talk about it with my friends about how ''badass'' it was.
Believe me, I know how you feel about GTA and RDR. Once you've played enough videogames you'll realise how bad and outdated the controls are, and how cliche and stereotypical the characters are.

nintenkiddies cant play a game that doesnt feed them boing boings or wahoo 1ups to satisfy their ADD

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>i played video games as a power fantasy because im a loser so everyone else does too

maybe people just enjoy cowboys instead of epic zany crazy gameplay XD boing boing wahoo S++++ EPIC STYLE

That's two checks! SeeAs the online dies, the fanboys become more apparent and rabid. This is going to be a long thread!

just because its a stereotype doesnt mean its not true

go play split screen on your switch with your friend, ninteny*arold

you have friends, right? why else would you buy the switch...?

Oh no, the gameplay is pretty crazy in RDR2. It's hilarious in PVP watching everybody trying to fight with controller due to the bad controls, running around in circles and switching weapons and what not. Crazy gameplay? I won't deny that. Nice Reddit spacing by the way. Also, name me one person in Dutch's ''gang'' that resembles a cowboy or an outlaw from the legends and stories of the wild west. It's far from a cowboy game. It should've been called GTA 6.

TV "wild west" or real life wild west?

Two more checks! See

imagine being this mad about a game u cant play

dont worry, itll be on pc in 5 years!

imagine being this buttblasted that u cant play the GOTY :l

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>maybe people just enjoy cowboys
This is one of the most braindead reasons to play a game I've ever heard, its literally "bing bing wahoo cowboys"
youtube.com/watch?v=jRKz82v5JQY

cope

nice to know you haven't played it, but hey, go turn on nier automata and beat if for the special 5. ending you braindead pleblet.

The gameplay is a fucking slog.

RDR2 is more like TV (liberal) wild west than real life wild west. Integrating with colored folks, Mexicans, and redskins, loud mouth women, transsexual Europeans, an outlaw that ''only kills those who deserve'' it, etc.
Rockstar doesn't have the balls to make an actual Western game that takes place before or during the civil war.
I play on Xbox. I like RDR2, but it is overrated.
I don't own a PS4 and God of War is a boring movie game.

The ultimate signature fanboy response! Checked! See

Maybe if you divide that score in half...

>constantly forced to walking speed
>impossible to die unless you go into an area dedicated to guaranteed kills from nowhere
>horse that doesn't listen and is attracted to every pebble in the game that will cause you to go flying
>horse constantly resets your guns
>scopes on guns are blurry messes
>lack of eating and shit has no REAL consequences
>can eat 10 pieces of meat in a row and be underweight
>have to spend 5 hours recovering the amount of reputation you can lose in 1 minute
>game punishes you for being an outlaw and doesn't reward you
Yes, clearly a masterpiece and I ain't even close to being done with my complaints...

Real life wild west wasn't even wild though. The cuhrazyiest it got was the Earp shenanigans. It was mostly just same day different bullshit tedium. That had a few flare ups and even they would be dull as fuck if pounds of spice weren't sprinkled in for your viewing pleasure.

I played story twice, and I'm a rank 78 online. I've played this game much more than you. I really like RDR2, but it has flaws that need to be addressed.
Fanboying around the problems ruins the game's potential. RDR2 should've surpassed GTA5, but it didn't.
Dude, I don't need you to regulate the fucking thread. Stop being a faggot.
It was pretty wild. It was the duels and gunfights that were exaggerated for the movies. I don't feel like a killer or a tough guy when I play as Arthur, because he's always bitching and moaning during every mission. Then you have John who's literally a cuck by definition. At least the first game gave you the impression that he used to be this intimidating gun slinger.

>the horses are better than RDR1
The horses in 2 are objectively superior to the horses in 1 in every way.

Objectively wrong.

I can appreciate how meticulously Rockstar crafted this game to be boring.

>attracted to hitting things even though you are pressing in the opposite direction
>can't climb more than a 5 degree incline
>takes 3x as long to reach you from a whistle than if you just ran to the horse
>sometimes just runs in circles when you whistle
I don't remember how the horse was in 1 but I don't recall having any major issues. I highly doubt 2's major issues are an upgrade.

Trees, rocks, and other textures in the game didn't have a magnetic, gravitational aura around them causing me to crash and fall off my horse. Donkeys in the first game were faster than Arabians in 2. The horses are so terrible that Rockstar even gave the player the option to use a cinematic to ride to a waypoint. Terrible.

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No but the aren't faster than motorcycles and you have to occasionally pay attention to whats infront of you okay so just shut up no i dont have 80hd i just dont like playing my games even though i make fun of this game for not letting me play during cutscenes

Shiiiit, partner. Why not get a head start on the day and make more shitty threads now?

This but unironically.

>The gameplay is shi-

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Howdy

is the LeMat in yet?

>and I'm a rank 78 online
opinion discarded
kys

i feel like I didnt have to mash A as much in RDR1. did they change something about this, or am i crazy?

Horses look much nicer in 2, but the deed system in 1 was much better.
>can actually collect all the breeds, something that's literally impossible in 2
>faster, no silly tapping
>they don't do that weird side-trot thing as soon as a rock appears on the screen, Christ this drove me mad
>Four Horses of the Apocalypse are cool af and we're never getting anything that fun again because fun isn't immersive and realistic

no, they've kept the same game mechanic from a 9 year old game just so Yea Forumsplebs can think they know shit about games.

You also have
>forced to do shit one at a time in the campfire
>limited skins and pelts on the horse
>ammo type constantly resetting
>forced to watch a movie every time you skin an animal
>atrocious fishing minigame
>all minigames force you to watch unskippable animations for the sake of realism
>looting corpses takes 10 decades while NPCs constantly repeat and annoy you to hurry the fuck up
>sheriff's spawning from literally nowhere
>witnesses spawning from literally nowhere
>constant horseback rides back and forth to places you've been to already in ass slow speeds
>character movement is even more of a slog than previous R* games
>forced to lose all your money and horse in the ending because narrative is more important than gameplay

this is why i invested in tencent. i'm gonna be rich.

PC? Mod support for support for this game would be insane

>Donkeys in the first game were faster than Arabians in 2.
No way can that be true.

It's ok. I did all but the multiplayer and 70 gold star missions trophies. Sitting at a nice 65% complete

>can't get the super duper outfit until after the end of the game
WHO'S FUCKING IDEA WAS THIS

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>look more like Micah than anyone else
Who thought that outfit was a good idea?

>game changes you out of your outfit every single damn mission...
God fucking damn that miserable game...

Sorry. No fun allowed.

>get all the weapons I want ready for the upcoming shootout
>get forced off horse at mission marker
>just have handguns

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PC?

I'm still in awe of this masterpiece 5 months later. Probably the best game ever made, I feel bad for any brainlet that dislikes it.

This.

That shit made me want to fucking kill myself every time it happened. Holy fuck it's infuriating.

>mutton chops are absolute kino
>can't use them on orther because micah

>Giving two shots about what Micah does
My Orthur looks classy as fuck

The thing you said about npc's bitching at you to hurry up really annoyed me to. I even failed a mission once because i didn't go by it's precious setpiece because they're were like a million bodies i wanted to loot and i was almost finished and it failed me. Nothing fucking triggers me harder than that stupid fucking black and white screen followed by that sound effect, getting a game over for every little tiny fucking thing.

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holy fuck. they really put all the little details in this game of the decade didnt they?

>game of the decade
You called?

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I can't belive the game didn't win any britbong awards, even the guy who did the voice work and motion capture for arthur lost to the guy who played baldur, the edgy god with mommy issues in god of war

whoops. sorry I meant game of the century.

Yeah pretty much. Any time you even remotely try going the off beaten path or take too long looting shit, the game punishes you. It's full to the brim with anti-fun details that on their own I would normally say "don't be ADHD" or "nitpicks," but in overwhelming excess produced a slow as fuck cowboy sim devoid of "ew icky video gamey stuff." I liked RDR1 and GTAV even, but they're going the wrong path here. Next R* game will have you going to the bathroom every couple in game hours to take a fucking shit and it will be an unskippable cutscene.

Did Sony pay off all the reward shows?

probably, god of war snagged pretty much every award

How pathetic and tryhard. Even people who hate RDR2 know that's a joke.

IM GON RIIIIIDE TIL I CANT NO MO’

that's the thing i'm not even fucking joking, just search the bafta game awards, sony paid them off

>God of War is shi-

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