*ting ting ting*
AHEM
*ting ting ting*
Julian Watson
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Levi Rogers
*brakes behind you* nothing personnel toby *vrrrooom*
Adrian Williams
*tink tink tink* *ahem*
Fuck kanto, jannies, and trannies
Eli Stewart
Andrew? Andrew Hussie? Is that you?
Andrew, I can't and won't make this any simpler for you.
You failed at life. You failed. When one thinks of what man is capable of, pushing himself to the limits physically, mentally and emotionally to achieve heights of success never before mentioned, your name will not be whispered in the same, reverent fashion that others have.
Nobody will remember Andrew Hussie. You aren't even a header or a footer in the career of someone else. You are nobody. Nothing. Nada. Zilch.
In short, you are an enormous failure.
Andrew, being that you're about 35 years old and your brain has probably hard-wired itself to accept such failures by now and write off such criticism by being "flippant", really suggests that you've passed beyond the proverbial breaking-point. There's no turning back. This is your career, this is what defines you and this is what you'll defend to the end.
The abhorrent failure that is MS Paint Comics, Andrew Hussie, that is your legacy.
Maybe I'm over-reaching, however. Who knows? People CAN change. Maybe you'll read this, Andrew, and think long and hard about what a wasteful life you've led. Maybe you'll think, "wow. It's incredible just how abysmal and pathetic I really AM!" Maybe you'll lift some weights in the morning. Maybe you'll take a self-help class.
Maybe in a couple of years, Andrew, you'll have learned from this failure. I doubt it, though.
I genuinely doubt it.
Now excuse me, I have to work on Undertale 2. My accountant estimates over sixty million dollars in sales.
Christian Smith
is so sorry in deltarune?
Jackson Cook
>*tings poon on glass cup*
um yes helo ive come to make a fukcign anounsmint 2 all u stupid fuckign ugly retartid peesee fagets and snoybois
hows et feel 2 fianly get a test of teh mastur races gaems u poorfags?
tahts rite, as jew mite ahve knews alreddy teh moast gaem ever created is finnaly coming 2 rescue u from ur shitty numale cuck soifaggot gaymes, u nintendorks from ur bibing wahoos, u pcbros from another indian kiddie game n u snoyboys from bying another infearoar exclusive - oh w8 im sry snoyboys dun hav any gaems on ther movie players lolololloollololololololollollolloll
so i beter c u fuckin mangoloid and translodyke cucks by the mc collecshun or u n me r gonna hav a fuckin problems, k? kk ;)
and 2 all mai MS bros alrighty on v remembur to praise MS and Bungie 4 blessing teh pheasants on dis gloryous day, stay ossim possim
Grayson Jones
Why does everyone want to fuck trannies
Jason White
overrated tale
it got to popular because le memes and streamers shilling it
Mason Jackson
POSTIN IN A STICKY
Asher Cook
based mastur ch33f
Lucas Bennett
Fuck I loved Arby n the Chief
Liam Flores
>loved
You mean love?
Colton Cooper
I just fucked a really cute trap off okcupid
Logan Ramirez
Give us details
Chase Long
>Why does everyone want to fuck trannies
have you tried it? every tranny i've been with is a freak in bed.
Ian Wood
>He's still going
Oh shit. There goes my Saturday night. Thanks user
Dominic Turner
This pasta will literally never get old.
James Walker
maybe your weekend in general, these new episodes are longer than an hour usually. They're still pretty funny and strawmanny like they used to be though
Just know that his Space Odyssey parody can go on for a while, but it's mostly foreshadowing to what's plaguing Arbiters conscience so it is more or less safe to skip over
Jaxon Ortiz
yea but she's hot. can you imagine all the old white guys she has to work with that are fantasizing about ramming their cocks down her throat.
Logan Garcia
fpbp
Jack Carter
I keep reading this in Liquid Snake's voice and I'm tempted to try recording that when I can
Ian Scott