For me, it's woomy

For me, it's woomy.

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for me, it's pearl

hell yeah

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for me it's yebby

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Hey, I recognize that artist.

He's a fag.

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Literally impossible to play online in Australia. Dammit, I just want to shoot things and co-ordinate outfits.

Look at dem floppers

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woomies are good
woomy tentacles are good

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based

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I love Callie!

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HHHHNNNNGGHGGHHH----!!!
Ah...ah....oh.... .... ..oh...fuck.........
.....*huff* ho....ah, sorry...sorry Callie...
Let me...phew...let me, go get a rag or something...
*huff*....ah.....

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Sorry but I think idol posting is kind of cringe
It distracts from the cute loli/shota characters that are way more important and better looking than the idols. Also, I feel like you can go anywhere else on the internet and normalfags are all ciclejerking to idols, while shota and loli fans don't really have many places where they can share what they love.
Also, a lot of idol posters are just heavily attention seeking

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Okay, thank you for sharing. Now fuck off.

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PEDOPHILE

Yes but at least I'm in the right place

You could always just make a exclusive loli/shota (no idols allowed) thread. But you can't blame people for liking the actual characters more than the avatars.

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I have tried this before several times, but mods do not like multiple splatoon threads or threads that explicitly state they are for loli/shota only. So we're all stuck with eachother. Do you really think that would stop these autists, anyway? They desperately need attention. They'd post it anyway just because of the reverse psychology.

>no woomy child ever

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post the pearl one

There's a Pearl one?

yes

>Start playing this online because of the Amazon sub deal
>Barely played single player
>Still managing to carry matches and earn more points than anybody in my team
>Despite only just playing the game online

Am I missing something here? How is the community so bad at this game that somebody with no experience can come in and dominate?

Kill yourself pedos

>implying idol posters are enlightened enough to be pedos

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I love Marina.

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Just keep leveling up and reach higher ranked letters.

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Firstly, the phrasing of the OP indicates a waifu thread, not necessarily a generic woomy thread or a Splatoon thread. Don't be surprised if people post things in here that aren't even Splatoon related. Who even cares when Yea Forums Splatoon threads are filled with /trash/tards most of the time as can already be surmised from a thread with only 15 IPs to it. Second, those aren't characters. They are puppets that you play dress up with. Thirdly, "shota and loli" are against the rules of this board. Also there's a disconnect here between people that see them in a sexual way and people that don't. Calling anything "cringe" while complaining that you can't have a circlejerk about thirst posting over prepubescent appearing humanoid squid things form a children's video game is a bit lacking in self awareness.

I appreciate the effort of your post though.

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beeg

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The perfect squid

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Cringe

If you have a senior citizen fetish.

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I agree with some of your points. It was wrong of me to get fussy in a waifu thread, and yes there's always trash here. However, I don't think the player characters are meaningless just because they belong to players. I think inklings are the life of splatoon, not just because they represent the players, but also from a canon perspective. They are genuine characters. Also, I know shota and loli are against the rules, but when we can have threads that focus on it, SFW or NSFW, it's always very enjoyable to me, so it seems like a missed opportunity when yet another splatoon thread becomes another generic tittyfest like 99% of threads. I know I should respect what other people are attracted to, but it gets tiring always seeing it.

I hope the final splatfest isn't pearl vs marina

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Pearl will win

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Your words bounce off her smugness

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Why are they so cute

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I don't think it's against the rules if it's safe for work, but it's also the "spirit" of a "loli/shota" thread that gets them deleted. Some of the people that post in them will inevitably go overboard and require moderation, and perhaps mods just don't want to have a running thread that requires constant supervision to stay within the rules.

I will respect that you have a different opinion on the point of characters.

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it's going to be off the hook vs. squid sisters

but don't tell anyone

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Doubtful. The choctopus has got ass and tits. Paul has a forehead to land commerical planes on.

Octo daughter best daughter.

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MFW

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Squid Sisters for life

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I have to go with them
They've stolen my heart

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i actually don't really like pearl or marina's designs that much, but i prefer pearl's a bit more. only thing is marina is a fucking BITCH for no reason (and apparently this is an english only version thing for some reason) which makes me dislike her

This image is every so slightly uncomfortable.

Where? I only see one of them.

I lived, bitch.

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*touches the ground*

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*touches the woomy*

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*Shoots the woomy*

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*touches the doggo*

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Why do you say that?
Just an octo relating a humorous tale to her cephalopod familiars

not a woomy

>salmon run's in rotation
Time for torture.

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Her pants are dangerously low

hey, you stole my meme

Off the Hook > Squid Sisters
I still like Squid Sisters though.

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gonna pinch that lil goblin

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die octo scum

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you mean this one?

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you realize you playing a videogame for children, right?

>turf war
lol

What on earth are these faces trying to convey?

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Callie is so cute

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>skipping 1 day of daily SR
>feeling happier in life
>play SR
>not really having fun playing it
>feels like "its just work i have to do"

Guys... i`m worried.

How can one girl be so precious?

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oh fuck, look at her go!

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You have an eye for cuteness

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Misery is a part of the road to success. You're doing great kiddo. Just keep bringing me those eggs and you'll go far.

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Explain this meme pls

For me, it’s Callie! I love Callie!

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She's got them both of them squished against her titties, her hand is right on the weyyo's ass, and neither the veemo or the weyyo seem very happy with the situation.
It feels like a relative who tries to get a bit -too- close and personal with you, ya know?

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>have over 50 Drink tickets
>have ALL the SR Gear
>enough money to grind chunks in turf war

WHAT IS THE POINT PLAYING SR DAILY????

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absolute mad man

Because it's fun.

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Pearl is one of the older characters in the series, yet looks like an adorable babby
This makes for amusing situations

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Not really fun if you have to revive randumbs 9 times and the round is FUCKED when you make a single mistake.

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someone made a render of work-out Marie?

Can you name all the Nintendo toy references?

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What can I say, even with all its faults I still enjoy it far more than turf war or ranked.

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She's beautiful!

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The tanuki's balls are a clear reference to my balls in Callie's mouth

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Don't lewd my baby.

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Cease.

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When are they going to add a X rank? I've played SR for 1000 hours and have almost always been pro 400+ but I've yet to get a max threat run

Fine.

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>Wants a higher rank to feel validated.

>Validated for a mode where you don't directly compete with anyone.

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You almost always have to play with a group. Max difficulty is when the average rating is 600/999. If you want true max difficulty, get to 999 with randoms only.

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You just gotta get lucky for a 999, I suppose. I've played it before, it's the fucking best.

>thinks it's about validation
It's about wanting to play with actual decent folks instead of retards and children who just barely got to Profreshional 10.

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Me on top

I like how they took risks with Off the Hook and gave them a less standard sort of appeal. Not that I dislike Callie and Marie but Off the Hook are way more memorable imo

I want a X rank because I play with 2 friends and always get stuck with some go getter that for some reason pairs with pros
I just assumed the average had to be 400 this is good to know

Profresh Ranks

Starting Quota:
14-16 Easy
17-19 Medium
20-21 Hard

l-lewd

That's better.

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>Fortnite is the most popular game in North America.

>Splatoon is a factually better competitive game and no one gives two shits about it.

kill me.

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inkling boy and girl are for bisexual group sex

prove me wrong

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>Playing with randoms with low profresh
>its really hard but the game said its easy
>Playing with pros on Hazard Level Max
>Feels really easy but the game said its the hardest difficulty.

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Feast on a woomy.

She’s lovely!

Inklings are strictly homosexual creatures, user. Boys lay serendipitously with boys, and girls frequently engage in hardcore Yuri sex bordering on sadomasochistic tendencies.

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explain this then

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Squids are lewd creatures, this is known.

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Slander spread by Octolings.

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and this?!?

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Don't you dare accuse my little girl.

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The best fast food sandwich

It's simple. You're playing with people who got carried and don't know shit in low profresh. Anyone who can make it to 999 can actually play, so if you're any good you guys will be looking out for each other like a real team.

>that panty peek
Hhhhnnnggg

>Males and females of the same species loving each other is slander
Fuck (((((Them))))

Was that drawn by Bleedman?
Holy shit is he still around?

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i will allow the inkling boys to fuck the inkling girls

BUT only after i give the boys a thorough stretching first

Bullying, arguably more despicable.

The only pure one of the lot, I didn't mean to hurt her. Sorry.

Yes, lies and slander.

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Bullied into inking all over herself

Is this loss?

final splatfest: pearl vs marina
pearl is on the marina team, marina is on the pearl team

Is cool, man.

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I hope they remove the pro next patch.

cute

Octoballs.

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Cute image

She's the cutest thing there is.

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dont make me commission horrible lewds of her

dont tempt me

You wouldn't dare do something to tarnish an octo so pure.

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It's strange how Agent 4 never gets to interact with 3 or 8

dont test me child

ive already tarnished plenty of pure cutes

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I love when the group simultaneously jumps into the water after winning a salmon run. Despite little communication, there's this sense of connection

>tentacles turning green from drinking a smoothie
oh no...

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what does that mean?

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Woomies get really sweaty and tired after a match, be sure to offer them a seat to cool down and relax

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she can sit on my dick not my face

You mean, like a chair?

Marina is better

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fucking lov woomies

funny how nintendo censors Pokemon Pantsu and yet gives us kid squid camel toe for ages

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Brekkist made a silly drawing of Pearl and then other followed suit.

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>bisexual threesomes

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you better get used to it because i am going to commission a lot of that featuring the squid kids starting soon™

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what am i looking at here

But everyone knows little witches are for lewd. Octos are perfect maidens.

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what does it mean?

are you sure about that

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Ticket!

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100%

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I thought it was implying she was becoming a sanitized octoling

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Taking her ticket and ripping it up in front of her.

i think your octoling has autism

well here is an octoling the artist i commission already drew a while ago

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all octolings are autistic, look how excited they get about machinery and they actually find that nerd Sheldon's lectures interesting

who's the artist?

Why would you do that?

I'm pretty sure that's fake.

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hua.

denial. its okay. even if your waifu does lewd stuff it doesnt mean shes bad.

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Ticket!

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>daughter
That's where you're wrong, binky boy.

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are inklings and octolings the most iconic new characters of the last decade? I can't think of any other except 2B

Cooling Holocaust. The movie was banned in several countries becauae people thought the director really killed his actors.

What a qt.

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Who could honestly hate this adorable face?

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that’s a zipper i wouldn’t mind my foreskin getting caught in

Only the darkest and blackest of hearts could dislike such beauty.

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So Yea Forums, hare or tortoise?

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>Having a foreskin.

Fucking barbarian. I bet your dick smells like mold.

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I'm cut and I wish I still had my foreskin.
Jews took my poor foreskin.

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>Swimsuits.

>They die when they come into contact with water.

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tortoise

imagine 2B inkling

Yeah, but they like the way it looks on them.

Probably tortoise, I like the neon green color better.

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oh. guys, which color is best for inkling boy and girl? i was thinking i would go with the default blue/boy orange/female for my commissions.

yeah default colors are best

why do octos always expose tum

They're swimming in another liquid, if you catch my drift.

they are dirty sluts

to attract mates

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This is a good thing.

Cute, now make porn with the inkling models

Octos must expose their navels and armpits to signify where they must be licked

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Lies, lies, all LIES.

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that sort of thing happens to just about every female character

Truth

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No.

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I don't get what you're talking about

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why not

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Not enough artists succeed in conveying the heft of a good pair of breasts.

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Squidbag after every kill to establish dominance.

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She's so perfect.

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Seabag*

me neither

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>Breasts are already ludicrously soft
>Inklings are so squishy that their heads deform after landing from a jump
Groping fanon Marie would be the most heavenly thing your hands would ever do.

Baby girl.

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too bad, they're only for Callie

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Sounds like it's time to pull a Freaky Friday mind-swap for a night.

Imagine being Callie and absolutely burying your face between Marie's milkers. What a dream

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hi Emile

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Who's that?

inksac*

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How does one achieve this level of smugnes?

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Officially win the title of Best Girl.

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Touch octo

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Punch octo

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Gladly

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the guy who wanted to make seabagging the term instead of squidbagging

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Oh. Well, I'm not him though I think it's a missed opportunity for a pun just like Spla2n

she's a very lucky squid

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They're cousins, user.

So?
That's not that weird for Japan, so it's probably not that weird for Inkopolis.
Besides, wouldn't you fuck your cousin if they were Callie or Marie?

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>I think it's a missed opportunity for a pun just like Spla2n
this will forever irk me

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People wanting Spla2n or the fact it wasn't Spla2n?

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wasn't spla2n

HE DOES IT

That would have been confusing. Nobody would know if they're marketing the first Splatoon or the sequel that is also called "Spla2n."

It would be a Wii/Wii U issue all over again.

As far as Yea Forums is concerned, Splatoon 2 was just the first game again anyway.

Boy, those salmonids sure are a friendly, helpful bunch when you take the time to get to know them.

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I sincerely miss that dumb meme.

>inklings can regenerate with no consequence
>have very high pain tolerance
>don't have bones to worry about, can be operated on with little more than a kitchen knife
This pleases me greatly

God, just look at that dick. It's the perfect balance between lewd and understated. Enough to make you turn your head but not enough to look vulgar or obvious.

I want to jerk him off right through his spats on packed public transportation. Old school Japanese train molestation. Get him pinned in place from behind, run a hand casually around his waist and stroke him the whole ride long until he finally finishes at his stop. Walk home with his ink just barely leaking through his skin tight shorts.

Canonically as long as they have ink to spare, an Inkling could actually do that gag from Spongebob where he keeps pulling his arms off.

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What does all the weird moon gibberish say??

>there are people out there who predicted Splatoon would flop
>some of them are probably posting in this very thread

>he still hasn't sucked all those dicks

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Splatoon and the Switch ignited a spark in my eye that left me thinking "If this doesn't succeed, I can no longer say I side with the community anymore."
Both of them were wild successes and I'm happy.

crows. it was crows.

i absolutely can not

i want to play with an octo boy's feet

>No woomy alts or echo in Smash
But why

woomy

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Fuck I meant Veemo sorry.

Don't worry, your execution will be fashionably swift.

Nice try, robo-brain.

Agent 4 is for suffering. I bet she watches all the other woomies having sex whilst she remains a permavirgin.

I fucking hate you faggots so much. I just want to have a splatoon thread without you degenerate faggots making it a lewd dump. There has never been a better example of me loving a game so much, but hating the fanbase even more.

Wait, shit. What gave me away? I thought fellow children used "execution".

same

Best case would be her own character. There's plenty of weapon choice for a completely different moveset. Still, in all likelihood she'd be an echo at the most. I still want her, though.

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You could make it a semi-echo. Make the main weapon dualies, different type of splat-bomb.

If they made two Splatoon characters and didn't incorporate a Charger somewhere in either's moveset it would be fucking ridiculous.

For the love of god somebody please post "What's with the get up? You some sort of fag?"

What?

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It could probably be a side B or down B that you aim. It could work like the staff item but that would probably be OP.

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>Splatoon 3 is game as a service where all cosmetics are microtransactions, you have to buy a pass to play grizzco otherwise you only generate a tiny amount of money.

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Octoling kit.
Use dualies instead of splattershot, making some attacks multihit.
Neutral B is dualies, inputting left or right while shooting makes you do a roll that does more damage but costs more ink.
Side B is brella shield that flies across the stage slowly that does little damage but stops movement and cancels projectiles.
Down B charges charger. It just fires in a line when used but can blow people the fuck out. Good for edgeguarding.
Up B is splashdown, which sucks for recovery but is a great out of shield option.

My idea was a charging neutral B but instead of a bigger shot like most it would simply increase the range of the shot.

That's not bad actually, but neutral B should probably be something like

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Needs some charge holding action on Eliter, Octobrush instead of Inkbrush, Dynamo up-B, and overall a slower and more technical kit.
Also fuck dualies.

Dynamo instead of Blaster I mean.

Alright but what her final smash be? Has to be either a Spla2n special or something OE-relatd.

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Stingray would probably be the most analogous to Killer Wail. Key difference being you can't move independent of it, but it moves dependently with you.

Tenta Missiles

Baller

Stingray will be too vulnerable in doubles.
And Stingray is probably the furthest special from Wail in its usage anyway.

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Squibs are too damn cute. I just wish there was an octo equivalent. The little dude in the band barely counts, he's a guy.

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>he's a guy
both squib genders are the same if manga is to be believed, so octos may be too

Oh yeah, good point. I guess I want a non-stylized version then. Manga gave us pretty good look at squibs.

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The world needs more wholesome art like this.

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You should see what that artist does now
Actually no, you shouldn't.

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After having her in a ponytail for the longest time, I put my little octo in default hair for the sailor cap and it's the cutest thing ever. I want to headpat her and play with her tiny tentacurls.

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its ntr isn't it..

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Didn't this person go on to completely ruin their own artstyle

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Oh come on user, I know. We all know. It doesn't change the facts, there's no use in dwelling on it.

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No, though I'm not sure f that would be better or worse. I'll bank on worse since ntr is the worst thing ever invented since the rack, but what happened isn't much better.

They drank the tumblr Koolaid. Hard. We're talking borderline RCDart levels of bad here

Yeah I guess you're right

No, it's Waluigi

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Oof

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>he doesn't paint walls for extra points
baka

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It gives no points, but it's as important as painting turf to limit enemy movement.

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sex with marie

A caveat: Callie is there as well.

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Only Callie and Marie are there

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How are you supposed to fug either one, then?

You don't.
You just appreciate that it exists and that the universe is better for it

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squidpile

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play a different game you horrid little bugman

yes

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youtube.com/watch?v=SE9pySihYpA
youtube.com/watch?v=vvyh3I8mwXM
Make your choice.

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>drawing inklings aged up
How can someone miss the point so badly

mating press with special woomy

special woomy?

oooo.

That's tumblr art.

hand holding with inkling boy

Very special woomy

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Tucking in octogirl with forehead kiss.

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Do you guys booyah back?

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Depends on if my team sucks or not.

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ho-hos

wut da fuq happened to this poor man

A horrible, terrible affliction known only as tumblr.

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Tumblrfags harassed them until they bent over and took it up the ass and became corrupted. It's okay when they do it.

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OCTO'D

what are you 12

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we all are on the inside

WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE

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How does a woomy mother look like?

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Like sex.

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Can I get a big BOOYAH for Marie?

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Stunningly beautiful

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I can give you an unf.

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try to keep that part contained huh

How the fuck are you supposed to have sex with a woomy if you can't get them wet?

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They're just naturally squishy and slimy, user.

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>Inklings/Octolings are basically living waterballoons
>tfw you will never have a squishy hug with them
why...even...live,...bros

I WANNA HUG
I WANNA HUG AND THEN FUG MARIE

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I just want to hug my little squishy octo.

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You can

:( don't make me feel this way

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>Dropped the game due to shit wifi and atrocious splatfests as a result
>Teammates are still braindead
>Can't even escape the horrors of /ink/
What a lovely day

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>>Can't even escape the horrors of /ink/

pls explain

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If you visited /ink/ you'll know what i'm talking about
But to cut it short
>Barely talks about the game
>Everyone is either RPing or idol-posting
>Shitty pointless discord drama that can stay for 2 or 3 days
And the true horror
>That one fucking drama queen drawfag that only does guros ans amputees like a real psychopat
>Not to mention he's probably into /utg/ since he posts also shota , so unironically a faggot
>Is unironically the source of most derailed threads, going from impressions on the new update to just everyone screeching to make him leave or defend him
I still refuse to go back to see how much of a hellhole this place has become
Occasionally seeing thoses references being posted here just brings this hellhole back to me, i'd take wojaks and lol threads or even live in /mcg/ just to stop being reminded that a place like /ink/ exists

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It's mostly good except some old filth has been drawn back to it recently. Fuck knows why. I've seen people say it's because of the april fool's video but that seems like a dumb reason. Then again I know that for some people the attraction to this game is that shallow.

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Cute

1. The game is now almost 2 years out.
2. just like this thread
3. That just happens when people starts to talking each other. nothing new.

Ah yes, the infamous kieR /Crybleat.
she may be "weird" but she knows how to play this videogame for 9year olds really good.

/ink/ is mostly a meetup for playing Salmon Run these days. There are still good people in this place.

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This is pretty adorable

She's the most adorable.

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Ah yes, i had the displeasure of dealing with kier and his friends before. They're just as big pieces of shit as you'd expect

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Why does my peepee stand up on its own when it sees this image?

For me, it's Pearl

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Remind me, the inklings are Woomy and Yebby, Octoling girl is Veemo, but what is octoling boy?

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eggo

boytoy

Weyyo

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Since Smash and paid online came out we've kinda taken a hit.
We can get pretty slow sometimes.
We talk about the game a -little- bit more, especially after the near broken shit they've been releasing lately.
We don't league that often, and when we do it's usually Whacka that's hosting.
Got some new blood that came in with the free weekend demo a while back, and they've been learning the ropes pretty quickly.
They've been helping the thread play together a little more.
Most people still play Salmon Run together, that's always nice.
Idolposting doesn't happen quite as often, but once it starts it does go on for a while, especially the calliefags.
And hornyposting never really stops, either.

Discord drama doesn't really come up in the thread that much.
Kier doesn't even post guro or shota in the thread anymore, I can't remember the last time he has.
bapt is still on his crusade to shut /ink/ down, but you can imagine how well that's going.
Unfortunately most of the artists are gone, but we still have some like noseanon and Mata that draw cute things.
And then Mata drops a bomb of horror or degeneracy out of fucking nowhere.
Occasionally we get some new artists taking requests and it's always nice to see people's squid/octos get new art.

So yeah, things are okay at the moment.

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Most of the idolposting is CalliexMarie shipping bullshit. They aren't calliefags.

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What's the best Sheldon pick and why is it the aerospray pg?

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For a game where half of the people bought with their dicks, the general going to shit was inevitable. I didn't even want to browse it when Spla2n released since the cancers that existed prior to its release still permeated.
Shame since the early threads were fun. Early Splat 1 threads in general were a great time.

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splatoon 2 turned the cancer up times 100

I love Paruko!

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Would play all day

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Permbrush because running 3 SCU pures on it is funny stuff.

Guess i'll go there once in a while, even if it's pointless since i broke my switch and can't really play the game when the middle screen just displays the void

What would the alts, stage and taunt be? I’m assuming most of them are gonna be Octo Expansion based.

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>taunt
Pulls out her map of the Metro?

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I can see the cute tentacle twirl animation being used as a taunt
also this should be the winning theme there's no way agent 8 won't be the default
youtube.com/watch?v=IzRK1ve4oy4

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boy ver

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Of course

>Barely talks about the game
That bit is very untrue, /ink/ always had a ton of game discussion.
Also K-boy stopped trolling, got a job and now only shows up for salmon and leauge.

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Thought this thread would be already archived by the time i woke up

Wrong

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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who donate to JTVeemo here

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delete this

Do people really get mad if you do this? I always find it funny.

haha pedo

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What kind of spin off would Splatoon have? I don't think we're getting Splatoon 3 anytime soon.

Same. I hate teabaggin in any other game but the bloop sound effects get me.

4 player Splatoon co-op game like PSO or Lost Planet 2 would be really fun I think.

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Dancin' gaem

Splatoon 2: Amiibo Festival

>marina is a fucking BITCH for no reason
What the fuck are you talking about, faggot?

i wonder what they'll do with splatoon after this
seems a shame to leave the IP in the vault until next gen

this is inkopolis

Splatoon Loot Shooter

what is this from?

youtu.be/W3TtRfeDrE0

>He doesn't know about the mobile game

Fuckin ew.