She just raped my entire team. How do you stop her?
She just raped my entire team. How do you stop her?
Brandon Jenkins
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Leo Howard
have sex
Colton Allen
you play a game that isn't made for children
Oliver Fisher
Enjoy the rape and you transform it into sex. This nullifies her powers.
Nicholas Flores
Hope your team isn't composed of 4 brainless monkeys.
Ps: It will be.
Gavin Gonzalez
You have to dominate her to win, make her submit.
Jonathan Rogers
unironically stop playing league
Nolan Harris
uninstall wizard
Liam Cooper
Defend this overpowered champ
>you can't
Brandon Ramirez
me next
Dylan Kelly
Can I be on your team
Colton Harris
>underage LoLbabby child doesn't know how to use greentext
woah, surprising
Jaxon Perry
I've got your back, matey.
Luke Edwards
give him a break, he probably missclicked /v*/ and clicked on Yea Forums
Dominic Green
Actually sex her. Eve gets off on torture and sadism, she’ll just blueball you. Thrust it in full force and she’ll lose composure.
Kayden Harris
I'll use greentext however I want you amniotic leftover
Andrew Rivera
give her a taste of her own medicine
Jayden James
Show her the basics of CQC
Hunter Anderson
You can't stop mommy!
Best to just let her step on you instead of putting up a fight!
Xavier Ward
>playing ASSFAGGOTS
Grayson Hill
Can she even love someone other than herself?
Robert Lopez
You can't beat the succ
Jaxson Cook
What's her type?
Aiden Allen
>played doto2 since 2012
>it became complete shit after all those retarded patches
Is LoL any better?
Nathan Collins
Riot is too gay to make a regular succubus, even though Eve's redesign is clearly one her lore is like
>BUT WAIT DESPITE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
bullshit that says she feeds on pain. So instead of taking the champion in a unique direction they just ripped off Queen of Pain.
Mason Gonzalez
Why would you want to?
Gabriel Thompson
>BUT WAIT DESPITE WHAT IT LOOKS LIKE
They're doing that a lot lately. Look at Zoe, hearing Phreak say "but she's actually 1000 years old so it's ok" was fucking hilarious. Besides, it's not like you need an age to lewd a fictional character.
Jaxson Price
make fun of her bad design and play a better game
Joseph Walker
Eve doesn't have a bad design you mongrel
Ian Foster
the last thing you see before you die
Cameron Jones
BY SUCKING HER FEMININE DICK
LMAO
Zachary Gonzalez
have me on the team because she won't rape me
Jacob Cox
thanks for this image :)
Brandon Martin
thicccccc
Noah Campbell
Wyatt Harris
this
Easton Martin
Give Back Oldtrox
Dominic Cox
"Hmm user, let's see what there is down there.... If I find it satisfying, I'll let you live."
Nathaniel Kelly
I want to have gay sex with Warwick
Hunter Flores
>rape
>stop
>that
Why?
Henry Torres
All games are made for children.
Colton Reyes
I want to go back
Jace Adams
Is she still sleeping with random guys and taking their soul or did she stop?
Jace Young
its definitely more fun than dota if you have friends to play with
Yea Forums doesnt so theyre constantly seething about it
Colton Sanchez
>tfw 3 inches
I'm dead, aren't I?
Oliver Evans
>be adult
>worry about looking like a child
>try really hard to be mature and an adult
>end up looking childish anyways
faggot
Lucas Garcia
LEAGUE OF LOLIS
Christopher Wood
cringe
Nathaniel Stewart
Anri is a bigger slut than Evelyn. At least Evelyn is completely honest and obvious.
Sebastian Gutierrez
this tb h f a m
the old one looks so brown and old, the new one looks just as good as fortnite
Connor Ward
>its definitely more fun than dota if you have friends to play with
Imagine being this fucking wrong about anything
LoL gains barely anything from playing with friends because you're still locked into the shitty lane meta with three solo positions
Dota actually lets you do trilanes and viable meme strategies when you bring friends
Jose Collins
Actually neither of them actually fuck you. Ahri steals your soul and eats your liver, Eve is a QoP ripoff who tortures you and feeds off your pain.
Leo Cooper
the old map was fine
the old models are a joke
pizza feet was not a good thing
>durr old good new bad
Lucas Ward
ZOOM ZOOM GOTTA GO FAST
Colton Peterson
>play with friends
>still boring and unfun
Lincoln Morgan
Obsessed.
Connor Young
Afraid so. But at least the last thing you'll see will be Eve so...
Jace Jackson
at least we have region lock
Christian Wright
league is at a constant steady rate of “why did they fuck everything up” and “wow this meta is actually decent” every two weeks
Ryan Flores
Which champ have the best feet?
Sebastian Lee
Concession accepted!
Jace Bell
What abou-
...
Oh.
Well, whatever. I guess I'll enjoy being a child.
Also my entire CHILDREN's team got raped so now it's even more of an issue.
Ryan Hall
I've always had a soft spot for that kind of look.
It's stylized but not too much to make it feel superficial.
Joshua Rodriguez
But doesn't she torture people and stuff? How's her being the last thing I see a good thing...?
Luis Rodriguez
honestly evelynn will kill you no matter the dick size. She'll probably have more fun with the smaller ones because she gets off on the misery of others
Brody Thomas
Teemo
Christopher Martin
>wanting to stop her from raping you
Are you gay?
Blake Powell
Says the guy who just told someone to play "more mature games for mature gamers like myself"
Blake Parker
You posted her. Normal feet are boring or disgusting but loli feet are a treasure
Liam Campbell
Pffffffffffffft.
Nolan Nguyen
God I wish I was on your team
Bentley Ortiz
This.
Besides, you have no idea the size of some of the things she has fucked. A human-sized penis on average will probably be casual for her.
Alexander Roberts
Nice headcannon
William Ward
shes a demon that specifically tortures humans
who else is she fucking
Aaron Rogers
>Evelynn SPH
I need this...
Jacob Parker
>seething dotard
Charles Miller
>feeds off her prey's pleasure and semen
not ok
>feeds off her prey's pain and blood and body parts
very ok
Samuel Sanchez
When are they going to fix THE FUCKING MATCH HISTORY so I can do my fucking win of the day already.
Xavier Kelly
>like League characters
>everytime I try to play the game I get in a shitty team and lose 90% of pvp
I hate how you are completely dependent on other players. You literally cannot win by yourself.
The only time I actually had fun with pvp was during that one event where it was some type of free-for-all game mode.
Jeremiah Peterson
Parker Bailey
seduction only works on lesser men
Aaron Wilson
>play a game that isn't made for children
I think you might have brain problems.
Cooper Harris
I haven't played in years
what did they do to Galio and Nunu?
Jack Adams
dragons apparently
Brayden Ramirez
Nice headcannon
Brody Rodriguez
>Nuplank
Cameron Jenkins
She doesn't care if it doesn't work on you, she's more interested in pulling out your intestines than your penis.
Eli Murphy
Play ARAM
It's just massively more fun
Connor Sullivan
This is your partner for tonight. Hope you survive
Dominic Martin
I really hope these are ironic
Daniel Campbell
Nice get faggot.
Ryder Edwards
The same thing they did with Urgot: made them actual champions.
Jaxson Sanchez
that is literally an egyptian god. did konami copyrighted ra you dumb fuck?
Cooper Edwards
zoe's feet belong in my mouth
Brandon King
Gankplank please we're 30 minutes in already where's your ie?
Owen Roberts
Aiden Robinson
Kinda embarrassing that you'll get a boner before you die
Connor Roberts
galio is some shitty superman champion now with a trash state of balance and reserved only for pro play
nunu got turned into some disneylite happy go lucky faggot
Eli Murphy
Rape her back
Blake Parker
>"Think of all the places this can go."
>"Harder? Okay."
>"Yes... Yes...!"
>"Not the first time I've had dragon."
>"Finally! A man who can satisfy me."
>"I've seen your wife. You can do better."
>"Go on, touch me."
>"Ugh, I thought you'd last longer."
>"I prefer going naked but... Okay."
And many more.
Connor Gomez
>ed edd n eddy
This pic never gets old
Daniel Rivera
Did someone say RAPE?
Nathan Ross
Rape her back lmao you cockless sissy
Austin Hall
same except she was the rapist
John Anderson
is this official?
Leo Richardson
Juan Allen
Yes, she has very provocative lines and themes after her VU.
Matthew Bennett
seems to be kind of a desperate choice on riot's part to me
Ryder Gomez
b-but the kiddies
Brandon Collins
The Riot employees doing free mod work on here seem to think so
Carter Evans
What if you're a huge masochist and end up cumming all over the place from being abused by her?
Angel Diaz
Riot had like 5 years of SJW IronStylus bullshit designs, it's only been recently we got hot VUs and a new loli champ.
Nolan Rivera
what the actual fuck that image must have been made by an actual brainlet hahahaha
Camden Hill
Then I guess...she would start NOT hurting you and treating you fine? Could this work on her case?
Joshua Green
You can never go back to Warvick jungling in the old Twisted Treeline
Jonathan Sanchez
by playing a better game
Mason Ortiz
you are bad at the game then
sorry
Hudson Cox
and that's a good thing. after they tanked 700 millions last year the chinks overlord demanded to revert crit chages and more slutty skins
Liam Myers
gangplanks rework is amazing and you are a retard cardboard eater if you disagree
i liked his old kit too but the new abilities are one of the funnest in moba
Kevin Sanders
yeah I know, I remember those days, but her voice lines are literally b-tier porn game material and it's kinda cringe
Hudson Harris
consent.
Camden Cook
>not even using the correct kerrigan "ripoff"
blademistress morgana is the one actually based on her
Christian Thompson
dear lord the things i wish she would do to my dick
Jackson Sanders
Xavier Richardson
Get pinks
Get lens
Learn to read the warning when her charm skill is ready (an arrow appear with her position appears on the floor)
Matthew Perez
I don't think the dick could cure her because there is nothing to cure. She's perfect.
Justin Martinez
Good thing I'm a girl. She can't rape a girl
Caleb Allen
>Decide to try LoL out because like how character looks and plays
>90% of the time have to use different characters because otherwise team will lose and will get reported for being a one-trick
>Just want to dump on people as Ryze
Why
Jeremiah Perez
Ahri does the fuck, in the old lore, in the new lore she does the love.
Christian Wood
Don't get hit by his q and you win. What's there not to understand nigger?
Lucas Rodriguez
>reported for being a one trick
you can't get reported for that shit lol, play what you want as long as you're playing your best and not inting/being "toxic" the mods aren't going to do shit. Just play your fucking champ, play it bot, play it top. /muteall is your friend
Elijah Jones
>Playing ASSFAGGOTS
>Playing ASSFAGGOTS in 2019
Gabriel Stewart
Do blizzardbabies know that Starcraft is just a kiddie 40k?
Sebastian Torres
Could you say it has.... soul?
Hudson Williams
youre just caring too much about what they think
honestly just play what you know and what you like
they cant report you for that
Aaron Perry
I can't she has me pinned down and I can't get her off
Bentley Peterson
fun to play on and off
Charles Morgan
what was the best season Yea Forums?
Josiah Ross
I need more cute eve
Justin Butler
Luke Howard
just ward her jungle
Joseph Collins
Mute all, nigger. You can one-trick yourself up to high elo with almost every hero (Specifically the ones that Riot dumpsters on to keep them from being played). Like the majority of diamond+ players are one trick ponies who throw a shitfit if they don't get to play their OTP. Also you're not gonna get banned for one tricking unless you do shit that can be interpreted as trolling, like Jungle Sona or something.
Christopher Collins
Season 2-3
Christian Edwards
>tfw they censored this in China and Korea
fucking Confucian puritans
Lucas Campbell
its that easy
Isaiah Smith
>loves masochists
OH GOD YES PLEASE
Aaron Richardson
Here you go, nigger,
Aaron Walker
>"Strong against Nasus"
>If you go near him he turns on the nigger mode and goes apeshit on you
>If you ult away to escape, you're withered, so you can't
Yeah, strong.
Easton Torres
she's not qt
Parker Barnes
Truly a beautiful time, when that shitty moba actually had some heart and atmosphere to it. Beautiful soundtrack as well. They changed the artwork to pander to wee kids and I'd go as far as to say that is irrefutable. That shitty kind of art style where everything has to be slick and shiny, edgy and muscular. Something along the line of Overwatch. It's the same evolution that Diablo got from 2 to 3. inb4 hurrr, you are just hating on modern graphic style
No, i just think that you can keep eye candy and EBIN exploding-laser-cannon-jump-slashes at a normal level. But then the big companies would earn half the profits they get from ADHD kids, and we wouldn't want that
:^)
David Cooper
No emotions from me after over 20 years being a Blizzard fan. After Blizzard's own effort I'd say others can make better use of it. I am beyond the sad/remorse stage on Blizzard. You give them a complete ready to make game and they will still fuck it up.
Adam Morgan
Owen Perry
Are you a gay or something?
Josiah Robinson
are there any champion that actually makes a good wife, like Sona?
Isaac Hernandez
Yes
Ryder Thomas
>Even Gangplank wasn't spared from the Korean MMO facelift
F
Hudson Carter
Akali
Henry Evans
hes a big fat fuck and looks fine
Aaron Ortiz
no I just don't like sluts
Ryan Moore
The only constant is you, if you aren't climbing over time it's your fault.
Samuel Lewis
>How do you stop her?
By letting her rape me instead.
Ryder Morales
that doesn't stop her though
Gabriel Flores
based
Asher Morris
A very close tie between these two, my vote is for Syndra solely because she floats, so her feet must be more soft
Kevin Nguyen
this is why I can't play her. the urge to touch myself is too great
Luis Perry
Ranged dps top. Ashe top is actually a wierd pick since darius cant touch her at all during the whole lane.
Darius is a free win and I dont play hardly ever anymore.
Jack Rogers
Leona, Vi. Jinx with meds.
Caleb Hall
She'd probably just NTR you then.
Sebastian Collins
Flayed, bleeding, and screaming for the sweet release of death.
Luke Howard
Jinx would probably one of the worst choices. She'll pop you full of lead
Dominic Morgan
is that vengeful spirit? what the fuck?
Ayden Bell
Hence the meds.
Caleb Brown
Played since s2, am diamond on 6 accs and i confirm this whole statement. I miss brutalizer, old youmuus, old item artworks, old splash arts, old rift, old dragon, old gp, old swain, old draven passive because the new one makes me tilt so hard, heart of gold, old shaco, old talon, when jg wasn't the easiest role in the game, when you could outplay your opponent without cancer shields every 5 secs, when games were filled with action instead of 20 min csing, 1v1s, when you could 1v9 if you were ahead, flexible itemizations,...
Fuck riot they can't maintain the only game they ever made ffs
Nicholas Wood
any one here play smite? the game has really evolved over the years i dont know how it still makes money
Andrew Walker
I'll play as soon as they add in Jesus and Muhammad
Evan Torres
I want to play it but I don't want to install Hi-Rez's "patcher" spyware