GOOD MOOOOOOOORNING Yea Forums! Just wanted to remind you that we’re another day closer to Steve (yes, THE Steve from Minecraft) getting confirmed in Smash Ultimate! Make sure to save your tears for the upcoming Fighter Pass when Steve walks into the spotlight!
>H-HA Mojang just deconfirmed Steve. Some new guy and a “senior manager” said no
Hmmmm, kinda weird don’t you think. Why would a rookie, who only started working at Mojang last week, know ANYTHING about smash? That precious little tweet of yours was deleted after he backed off. As for the Aubrey person, she isn’t the CFO or the CEO, but she’s just a mere community manger, who works with only PR. How would she know about Microsoft and Nintendo’s decisions? The DLC characters have also been confirmed to be “surprising” according to the developers, so I’m afraid your years of crying for Banjo are going to be subverted once again with the reveal of our favorite underdog! But feel free to continue your denial. Your tears of disappointment will be all the more sweeter!
Man this has to be a new record of Banjoke's efforts blowing up back into their faces
Logan Taylor
Steve is far too iconic to appear in a game as lowly as Smash. Guest characters in Smash are Generic Karate Man, Blonde Generic Karate Man, Shovelware Man, Dead Series Man and Solid Snake, not high profile icons like Minecraft Steve.
Joshua Lopez
S-Steve please bring me with you to Smash, I can't take it in here!
We know that Banjo will never be in. On behalf of all Banjo supporters, we admit defeat, Steve fans. Enjoy Smash Bros! I am excited on finding out if Banjo will get a skin!
Stop it Banjo will be in look at the tweets stop pointing out how business works stop let’s make trailers >Banjo shows up and everyone claps and all attention is focused on them by every character Fucking stevefags ruining smash with unique chaaracters
you can make the copypasta better by pointing out the fact that nobody from Mojang is going to confirm that Steve is in smash until Nintendo does it in their direct or whatever why the hell would they let that information out willingly
Not so fast! You've forgotten that Master Chief (yes, THE Master Chief from Halo who doesn't afraid of anything) is, in actuality, joining Smash over Steve. Better luck next time, ol' Stevester. Nothing personnel, it's just business.
The problem with a nintendo board is that Yea Forums wouldn't have anything to talk/shitpost about
Michael Williams
Stevecuck, the very that mojang staff are shitting on Steve getting into smash should be a serious redflag for you (if Virginben talking bout "minecraft content since e3 wasn't)
Why falseflag as a banjofag then reply to yourself?
Tyler Williams
How? She isn’t the CEO or CFO of Mojang? The fuck would she know? Use arguments instead of ad hominem, banjuck huntooie
Sebastian Russell
Imagine being hated by people who work on your game, to the point where the idea of you being in one of the most popular game series ever is met with confusion, laughter, and outright calling you a soulless avatar.
First of all, she's an important person to the company, and she obviously knows people inside of the company, you really think she wouldn't be informed? You are dumb as shit, Refusteve.
Easton Hill
>not believing THE Chief is joining smash Yikes, cringe, all that stuff.
Why do people still reply to Stevefags? It's no secret that they don't ACTUALLY like Steve, and that they're just shitposting just to get an easy rise out of people. It's bait in the most basic format and people are still falling for it in 2019.
its a shitty generic skin that doesn't even have a name in game originally, that most people swap out for a skin of an anime character or some shit. Literal non-character.
Nobody cares about Smash. Stop making these useless threads.
Sage, yes, i announce sage. It goes in all fields
Brayden Morgan
my family has been on this land for generations and nothing has been more sickening then seeing autists come in droves with the laziest shitposting. The only differences between you hicks and the little kids that came here 10 years ago was the fact that little kids weren't autists. i aint no Banjofag, Genofag, Isaacfag, or any other smash fag. I'm a shitposting fag and Steve posting has gotten lazier than Wojack, Boomer, and Pepe memes. That's the only accomplishment that Stevefags have achieved. I'll tend to this land until the day I die and I'll always praise god for the fact that retards like y'all will never procreate
Evan Perry
Retareded Stevefags, he's not getting in, even the people at Minecraft say he is a shit soulless avatar that nobody cares about, do you honestly think you will be in Smash when even the staff dislikes the character?
he's a literal placeholder developer art model that was suppose to be replace by a more chibi like character design but since the original artist left and notch is terrible at character designs we got stuck with this roblox ripoff shit the scrapped model is actually something that could translate into smash too, i wish they had managed to keep the original style but now we're stuck with this shit instead
>still going at it It proves me innocent sweet cheeks, you have no evidence of the contrary. You banjies sure are desperate for even the slimmest sense of victory, i don't blame you honey
Steve is so fucking generic, he's never getting into smash.
I've had Nintendo consoles since the nes and I wrote a letter to Nintendo explaining to them how people like me have always kept banjo in our hearts. There's simly no way they can ignore this.
I told them that if for some forsaken reason Steve makes the cut I'll never ever purchase another Nintendo product ever again. Suck it shiturai.
Caleb Johnson
you're all faggots
Alexander Brown
Why, hello Steve!You can shut up now, I'm always on duty! Hmm, do you have that game, "Miney Crafta"? Penny was telling me she was playing it on her computer book. Let's play Miney Crafta! Let's try that. Hmm, oh yes, this is it: Miney Crafta! Oh, Minecrap! I cannot wait to play Minecrap. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecrap? I love building bricks with Minecrap. Building bricks with Minecrap is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days -- it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecrap. It's the most fun you can possibly have.
I unironically used to think it'd be cool to have Steve in Smash way back then but Stevefags killed any good will I initially had, and seeing that unsightly model constantly, completely turned me against the idea.
Austin Morris
who the fuck is steve, nearly everyone who plays minecraft doesn't even know who he is, hes just a shitty default model who is on the front cover, that's it. all you retards who want steve have shit taste. anyone > steve
wish this absolute bullshit rumor about the unknown default character would die.
Ayden Foster
>FUCKIN STEVEPOSTER REEEEE You swarthy monkey I’m saying that Steve united all of the other fan bases against him because of how retarded he and the people who post him are. I’m a doombro who fully well knows the WEST NEVER EVER OH NO NO situation he’s in
