If you were an assist trophy in Smash what would you do?

I’d fap on the ground leaving white goop that slows opponents down when they’re on it.

say the N word

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None of you will ever get a family

>implying any of us want to

you can tell this is the original pic because of the two white pixels on his hat I forgot to color in

I have gonorrhea, so I guess I'd try tongive it to the opponent.

It would be like Resetti but it would be a rant bout how Nintendo no longer innovates, and refuses to adopt conventions laid out by other developers.

similar to codec/guidance but i talk about how i want to fuck each character

I'd just pass by from the left side of the screen to the right, probably going to the refrigerator or something, while avoiding eye contact with the fighters as much as possible. If a fighter starts walking in my direction, I'll do the thing where you're not sure which side an oncoming person is gonna move to, so you move left while that person moves to their right, then you move right while that person moves to their left, and that happens about five times in a row while I awkwardly apologize to them.

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rape the closest character, even if it's the one who summoned me, they take 100 damage and can only run at half speed for the rest of the match because of the pain

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Whenever this happens to me I just pretend im doing side step exercises like those sportball people. Cures the awkwardness and people normally get a laugh out of it.

gay

Jack off and drink heavily

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