Want to play a fighting game

Even if I only wished myself 10 inches taller instead of 5 I'd still be a manlet according to Yea Forums(nel).

That's only because you WANT IT!

you could be broly size and /fit/ would still call you a manlet

Why did Cuckiyama turn him into a pathethic loser? He used to be cool.

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I don't get it. Who's going to notice? She only hangs around with her meme team anyway. What, is Tenshinhan going to go "looking awful young there, Bulma".

>want to play fighting game
>jerk off before hand so as not to be distracted
>tinas fat titties get me hard anyway

A human can only be so strong compared to the other shit that gets thrown around in Dragon Ball.

Was Yamcha ever jealous of Vegeta, he seemed pretty supportive of Bulma after the split unless I remembered wrong

She's a rich woman, she hangs out with other celebrities. You think she just stayed in the house during the 7 years Goku was dead?

The fuck is wrong with you?
I have the exact opposite problem
>Want to get something done
>Jack off
>Get burst of energy I never knew I had

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He fucked Bulma in her prime and is a baseball star that probably hits nothing but homeruns. Would be worth millions plus tons of fans/women.

Extremely jealous. Bulma left him for Vegeta.

The tournamet of power showed that even humans can still fight and be cool - Krillin, Tien, Master Roshi.

Yamcha just turned into a complete joke

No, by the time Bulma left him, she was already busted and saggy. Vegeta got Yamcha's sloppy seconds.

>The tournamet of power showed that even humans can still fight and be cool - Krillin, Tien, Master Roshi.
>Krillin
Are you sure about that user? Roshi was great though.

I think the baseball stuff is just filler. He's living in a shitty apartment in Super.

Except that one

Krillin and Tien and Roshi have been in training their entire lives though.

He cheated on Bulma with better looking girls and made her seethe

How can aynone be better looking than Bulma?

Roshi shouldn't be as strong as he is. If this man was that swole, he couldn't bodied Cell with no fucking difficulty. You're trying to tell me this guy who is significantly stronger than Krillin and Tien can't even fly? Fuck off.

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Krillin quits after Cell and Roshi quits AFTER FUCKING DRAGON BALL Z STARTS.
Tien however HAS been training since then, but they wank Krillin and Roshi because Toei doesn't like that Tien is a bit Chinese.

Bulma is a cunt and invented the infidelity. Like all women, she just moves over to the stronger man at the first opportunity. If Goku was interested in her saggy tits, she'd ditch Vegeta right away. What, do you think she isn't trying to get fucked by Whis? If Jiren or something showed up at her house, she'd be trying to replace Vegeta with him as well.

When?
When he was stalking little kids to rob but too afraid of girls to take action?

I enjoyed the fight user. However I am well aware of how fucked the series is when it comes to consistency.

Also, there is no place in the modern world for a strong man unless you regularly promote yourself entering and winning competitions. I guess he could also enter the MMA scene, but that would be a problem as he would win without really selling it. Maybe even be an actor's stand-in for action flicks?

That's true but I think Yamcha's fate is probably the best one could wish for. Sure he's not as strong as the other god tier freaks, but he's probably much more happy and well-adjusted than fighting autists like Goku, Vegeta, and Tien, has a better job and makes way more than Krillin and Gohan, and being dead last in power ranking among your friends doesn't really matter when the gap between Goku/Vegeta and the rest of them is so fucking enormous and those two end up solving everything anyway.

>want to jack off
>not into it
>feels like a chore now
Am I getting old or do I need to spice it up a bit?

She got old and busted

I'm the biggest Yamchafag and for me it's Tenshi>Yam>Krillin>Chiaotzu humans wise
He lives the good life to be honest. Being a jobber against godlike aliens is probably no concern for him

Master Roshi could 1 to 1 Jiren in Super manga. He's almost getting to the Ultra Instinct level.

Roshi is the strongest DB character after Jiren and the gods.

Not only that, but he knows a bunch of overpowered techniches, like mafuba.

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Manga ToP explains Roshi's abilities better the anime

He wasn't training in Cell's saga.

Also, he didn't want to learn to fly, probably, because it's a Master Tsuru technic. So I think it's a proud thing. Since both trained with the under Master Mutaito, but Tsuru betrayed them and became a killer.

Master Roshi gave up training after Piccolo's saga, I believe, but he started again after Buu's.

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Why is the DBZ cast so soulless compared to the DB cast? Like, Puar alone has a thousand times more soul than the entirety of all characters introduced in DBZ.

He was always a pathethic loser

He couldn't even talk to girls.

you just have to expand your horizons

>shit-tier jobbers like base Frieza are shown to have enough power to almost instantly vaporize the earth
>SSGSS Gogeta and Super Broly are probably the strongest beings we've seen so far besides Zeno and Whis and the like
>they have an all-out battle to the death on earth and Broly is incapable of holding back due to his retard rage
>the ground cracks a bit down to the mantle but the earth is no worse for wear
explain this

Yamcha not dedicating his life to training to fight extra terrestrials and gods way out of his league is perfectly in character for him. Toriyama might fuck up all his characters but he actually did Yamcha well by showing him fucking off and becoming a baseball star that loves getting into scraps with normal humans.

post Bulmas

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I like that super fixed dbz's powerlevel bullshit. Powerlevels still exist but not to the degree they did in Z. Sure someone can be a lot more powerful than you but you can still beat them. Powerlevels have more to deal with how powerful someones ki attacks are but on a physical level they are all much closer

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DB Bulma is literally perfect. Thank you Toriyama.

>want to play FGs
>realize that I'd get 5 frames at best
>lose the urge to play

Her parents are hording that technology for themselves.

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Krillin did more than Tien in the tournament.

>that pic and name
what the hell

Jazz is a tranny, that's his boyfriend.

>Dokkan battle april fools joke was 8bit cards isntead of something like UI Yancha.

not really true. Apperently any fucking creature can be a fucking fighting beast, even retarded ass uub was human and was strong as fuck, granted he was the reincarnation of evil buu bu human nonetheless.

tien also fucks cell for a while.

and coincidentally a jew

>tfw you jew so hard your own people fall for it