Post your morning routine Yea Forums

>Pissing in a bottle.
Lost cause.

and if we don't then nobody takes us seriously

Nah, I used to piss in bottles for over a year but I managed to stop myself. Doesn't mean I'm not a lost cause though.

>we
Nice try spider poster, I'm not falling for your trap.

It's not that hard and barely takes any effort.

>Wake up
>Stretch and check phone and shit.
>Use the restroom.
>Lift my weights, do some crunches, and then some squats.
>Go downstairs and mix some whey protein with water and drink it.
>Put on some coffee and make myself an oatmeal english muffin with peanut butter.
>Fuck around online for a bit before I start getting ready for work.

that anime sucked

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>pink + red
basic bitch BTFO

What is the sewer, if not a very large and complicated bottle that people piss in?

nah it was okay
final third was a bit all over the place but from what I gather that was due to the studio rearranging arcs for a 12ep format

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>brush my hair
I barely do it now because work just fucks up my hair anyways since it's hot and sweaty and I'm wearing a cap every minute

really makes me think

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i bet you dont even bath every day.

why do women need all this shit. this is what's killing mother nature

I shower every day.

It isn't fully rotoscoping.

I unironically haven't bathed in 3 years

but I haven't left the house in 3 years too

yeah mow it when it's still fucking wet. retard

>10:00
What a pretend boomer

god I hate anime so much

You shouldnt be showering every day, unless your job is so physically demanding that you sweat constantly.
You're going to fuck both your hair and skin up by showering daily when you don't need it.

Wake up
Put on gym clothes
Go to gym
Lift
Go home
Shower
Change
Go to work

anime did nothing wrong

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then why are you here?

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...

That character almost made the show unwatchable. Glad she was only in a few episodes.

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imagine going to an anime site every day and hating anime

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You wish you were drinking tea in the room of the girl who thinks she is married to you but has never said her vows in real life?

>over 50% of pic is uncropped white space
Nigger what are you doing

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wake up at 9
get bothered by dog to go on a walk
return and resolve to play games
(end up not playing games all day)

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hating things and making it known is fun, going to some shithole where everyone agrees with you is pretty boring

There should be a name for posting the same thread in two different boards.

Double dipping? Cloneposting?

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>wake up super early
>sit on Yea Forums for hours
>think about what games I want to play
>end up playing 1-2 hours of something
>watch random shit on youtube
>sunday comes
>repeat waking up super early
>get junk food at the grocery store
>eat shit until I'm sick and watch anime
>play a few more games here and there
>feel whole weekend is wasted
>do it again every weekend

I'm a failure.

>You're going to fuck both your hair and skin up by showering daily when you don't need it.

Where the fuck did you get this idea? Rinsing yourself off with water everyday does zero damage to your body. And showering is not just about getting rid of sweat smell, it's also getting rid off the layer of dead skin that covers your body. You don't want to be dropping white flakes of dead skin everywhere you go, do you? It grosses people out.

i could see that yeah

>woken up by wife coming home from work
>insist on writing my autistic dream diary
>have le sex
>take dog outside
>exercise while waiting for her to shit
>shit, shower and shave
>make kids breakfast
>walk them to school

starve myself
text some friends
cry and feel alone
worry if being gay is the worst thing ever
post on Yea Forums
contemplate suicide

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>wake at 6am
>make coffee
>shitpost/ youtube until 1 hour before first lecture
>shower
>goto uni

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>wake up
>shave
>shower
>get dressed
>eat breakfast
>brush my teeth
thinking about maybe getting laser hair removal done, having to shave every morning is a pain in the ass. I like how my stubble looks but my hair grows so fast it's only ever around at a length I like for like 12 hours.

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Citrus sucks
What a REAL yuri anime

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>Get up
>Bath
>Wake up sister with a smooch
>She baths
>Breakfast
>She goes to college and I go to work
Except on weekends where we play vidya or watch pirated movies after the smooch

And then you enter stasis until your wife wakes you up again?

hope you're having an ice day after that

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How the fuck did he both smell and drink it without realizing?

I yain't gay *dabs*

>wake up to alarm
>set to snooze for 15 minutes
>wake up to alarm again
>bang gf is shes down
>go to bathroom
>brush teeth
>shower & deodorant
>get dressed
>make coffee breakfast
>play games for a few hours and then do chores on day off or go to work after coffee

these shoujos look like could use some ramune

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because it's not and he's just being confused by the comment

>10
ZOOM ZOOM

>he doesn't have a cryopod
Look at this pleb, not even going to live long enough for Mars colonies

>You shouldnt be showering every day
everyone who says this has long nasty fingernails, a stuffed nose all the time and greasy hair

PLEASE RECOMMEND ME CUTE YURI THAT ISNT DRAMATIC OR SAD

this gets me hard every time without fail

after a girl roped me into watching citrus and happy sugar life I dont know if I can take more melodramatic yurishit

Happy Sugar Life

I agree user
it is pretty shit

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cause its written by ugly gooks

yuru yuri

Wake up, fall out of bed
Drag a comb across my head
Find my way downstairs and drink a cup
And looking up I notice I'm late
Find my coat and grab my hat
Make the bus in seconds flat
Make my way upstairs and have a smoke
And everybody speaks and I go into a dream

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Sasameki Koto

Hibike Mellophone
Yuru gulag
Strike Sorceress

It's tea. She is just fucking with him

Sakura Trick

YagaKimi isn't really melodramatic (The webm posted may make it look like that due to the animation, but the character themselves act fairly normal)

pedophiles and worse weebs need to be gassed

kill yourself

Her pee is pretty delicious

My weight is not important

>wake up
>tfw no gf
>tfw didn't die in my sleep
>shitpost on Yea Forums
>live in misery

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>Wake up
>jerk off, get out of bed
>throw up for 15 minutes, sometimes nosebleed
>take yesterdays dildo out my ass (friday dildo)
>shit
>put in the weekend dildo
>get some orange juice and mix with a lil alcohol
>go to pc

wake up
drink coffee

>wake up between 10-12
>spend 2 hours in the bathroom because I'm slow as fuck showering/pooping
>make ready meal as breakfast
>play video games for a few hours, maybe take a nap
>go back to bed at 10pm
>wake up at 2am to talk to American friends
>play games or watch a movie or two with them
>go back to sleep at 6am
>rinse and repeat
Don't remember the last time I actually slept for a whole night 2bh

I wake up, all veggies no eggs
I hit the gym, all chest no legs
Yep, then I make myself a smoothie
Yeah, then me and wifey make a movie

Japanese """"""""""""humour""""""""""""

The use of rotoscoping here is perfectly reasonable though. The movements are light and not too fast, so the natural movement and low frame rate don't clash. And it's a set of actions that are greatly benefited by looking more natural because the intricacies of a turning wrist or arm movement mean more in a scene like this individually.

Animating the same scene just as well without any use of rotoscoping would be more work for the same result. The only place it looks off is when she's putting her hair up and the finger movement becomes fast enough to look unnaturally fluid without enough frames to truly represent that fluidity.

Rotoscoping is bad when it's used for high action scenes and given little attention to detail, resulting in poorly communicated movement. High action in certain styles typically requires distortion of some kind because of the nature of low frame rate animation (anime is often variable but typically 8 to 12fps in the majority of scenes), but lazy rotoscoping typically complete ignores distortion, resulting in that awkward movement that conveys too much messy visual information without looking natural.

I eat freshly made yogurt

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Have mahjong

haha yeah
hang and burn those guys haha

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