times in vidya where you felt like the joker.
Times in vidya where you felt like the joker
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>cheat engine: infinite stamina and Confetti
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>play the game for the first time
>skip the intro cutscene and tutorial
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>Roman tells me to drive carefull in his new car
>drive over as many people as possible until I crash into a wall
I chase after every kid I see in Deus Ex and beat them unconscious with a baton.
>Press play
>lose the game
I play vidya games.
>press any button to continue
>shove power cord really hard into the console until the electric discharge makes a button like "snap" noise
WAKE ME UP
BEFORE YOU GO GO
Yesterday I played SCP Multiplayer and didn't have a mic.
>Be White
>Play San Andreas
>Turn on the radio
>Sing along and don't stop myself from singing the N word
ALL IT TAKES IS ONE BAD DAY
>press A to continue
>don't
ONE
NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>"The game is saving now, don't turn off the console"
>smack the power button
HOW MANY SHRIMPS DO YOU HAVE TO EAT
BEFORE YOU MAKE YOUR SKIN TURN PINK
>play smash brothers
>pick battlefield form of final destination
>shift to sprint
>press control
NO REST FOR THE WICKED
This time vocaroo.com
I live in a society.
>Press play to start to the game
>I press continue
MADMAN
>GET SILENCED FOR CALLING SOMEONE A NIGGER
>ADD THEM TO MY FRIENDS LIST
>CALL THEM A NIGGER AGAIN
SOMEBODY
STOP
ME
>Ironman Mode Grand Strategy game with no savescumming
>Alt-tab out and force quit game every time I mess up
>Still get achievements eventhough I savescummed
I USED TO THINK MY LIFE WAS A TRAGEDY
BUT NOW I REALIZE IT'S A COMEDY
>game forces you to live in society
DARKNESS IMPRISONING ME
Lol
>Game is rated for adults
>Let my younger brother play it
MOMS GONNA FREAK
Kek
>play romance of three kingdoms
>create perfect A/9 in every skill selfinsert and my waifu
>use cheatengine for infinite money
>fuck yeah time for benevolence
>I can't find anyone to join my faction, only a few old farts here and there.
>Dong Zhuo attacks with 3x my forces
What a fucking joke
>playing competitive game
>steamrolling enemy team
>ragequit
DON'T STOP ME NOW
Playing scribblenauts and trying to complete every request in the most shitty monkey paw style way I can imagine.
>play video games less than 3 hours a week
>browse Yea Forums anyway
INSANE IN THE MEMBRANE
>Kill women and minorites in rdr2
GAMERS RISE UP
That Joker trailer was kino as fuck.
>character tells me I have a choice and that we don't have any idea what the consequences might.
>look up all possible choices & consequences
WAKE ME UP
>stamina
>uses cheats
yep, it's always the retards that fail at this game
>Play local multiplayer
>Manage the game from controller port three
LIVIN LA VIDA LOCA
>Press A to Jump
>Rebind Jump to B
IT GOES IT GOES IT GOES
literally me everytime if the cutscene hasn't grabbed my interest within 10 seconds
>GTA
>Buy a car and drive accordance to local traffic laws
INSTEAD OF GOING UNDER
Times in vidya where you felt like Doctor Sivanna?
>Support the game developers: If you like the game, buy it!
>don't buy it even if i fucking love it
WELCOME TO THE JUNGLE
>open chat
>type "nigger"
>admin's gf types ">_>" and quits the server
>admin screams at me to never do it again
>say "ok nigger"
>banned for 2 weeks
SOMEBODY STOP ME
When I tought the vidya journalism was a tragedy... but then I realized... It's a comedy.
>ask "fishing level?"
>dont say nice when he tells me
FOR A GREAT LOW RATE YOU CAN GET ONLINE
>disapprove of loot boxes for ethical reasons
>buy dozens of them every day
>recommended lvl for quest is 30
>current lvl is 55
NIGHTS OF FIRE
Genuinely funny
>Free Samples; Take One!
>Take Two
OH SHIT I'M FEELIN' IT
Doing this in new vegas
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HONK HONK
Thats pretty gay. get the fuck out of Yea Forums with this
>Don't bother trying to fight enemies that are a higher level than you!
>Go ahead and get killed by them anyway
HER NAME WAS LOLA
SHE WAS A SHOWGIRL
Wow, that is a pretty short clown.
Now we're talking.
>user tells me to say something nice about his waifu
>just keep scrolling instead
ALL ALONE HE TURNS TO STONE WHILE HOLDING HIS BREATH HALF TO DEATH
>reset the day in animal crossing
DESPITE MAKING UP ONLY 13% OF THE POPULATION
most of these don't even make any sense. The new joker isn't some pathetic edgelord.
>game where actions have consequences
>im emulating
>savestate before every decision that has consequences so i can get the one i like the most
JUST A SMALL TOWN GIRL
LIVIN' IN A LONELY WORLD
>t. the joker
>boss drops loot
>quits online sessions before friend can pick it up
THIS AINT NO PLACE FOR A HERO
>">_>"
what happened to >_>? i never see that anymore
>can steamroll hardest difficulty
>still play on normal to get best results and GG EZ on awestuck noobs
THEY CALL ME SPITFIRE
>user makes a post
>barely reads it, calls him a faggot
NOBODY GETS OUT ALIVE
>make steam trade request on automated trading website
>"Please authenticate the trade on Steam!"
>don't
THE DEMON INSIDE HAS A HOLD OF ME
CLENCHING ITS POWER TRYING TO BREAK FREE
>game let's you choose alignment
>choose chaotic evil
>play as a lawful good instead
WHEN THE TRUTH IS FOUND TO BE LIES
>it's a "rescue the civilians for bonus XP" level/event
>but i'm max level already so i just let them all die instead
I FEEL THE TOP OF THE ROOF COME OFF
KILL EVERYBODY IN THERE
AND I'M WATCHING ALL THE STARS BURN OUT
TRYING TO PRETEND THAT I CARE
>kill myself immediately after waking up in goodsprings
BIIIIG IRONS
THAT KEEP HACKING AND WHACKING AND SMACKING
(JINGLE, JANGLE)
>be true neutral
>choose sides right and left only to squander their efforts or fuck them over
TAKE ME TO CHURCH
>collect all consumables
>never use any
LOCK ME UP
>"gotta go, lets play tomorrow"
>last logged in 9 years ago
AND WE'LL NEVER BE ALONE AGAIN
CAUSE IT DOESNT HAPPEN EVERYDAY
KINDA COUNTED ON YOU BEING A FRIEND
CAN I GIVE IT UP OR GIVE IT AWAY
NOW I THOUGHT ABOUT WHAT I WANNA SAY
BUT I NEVER REALLY KNOW WHERE TO TO GO
SO I CHAINED MYSELF TO A FRIEND
CAUSE I KNOW IT UNLOCKS LIKE A DOOR
Playing as the Joker in LEGO DC Super Villains. The fact they got Mark Hamill to voice him is the cherry desu.
>ToS says that by clicking agree to play the game, I have read the terms in their entirety
>click agree
>I didn't
BREAK DOWN BREAK DOWN
is it wrong I just realized that was Mike Matei?
>complete the quest
>kill the questgiver for more XP and loot
RULES OF NATURE
is that corn...
on marshmallows?
>Recommended level fot his activity: 50
>be lvl 49
>join anyway
WON'T YOU DIE TONIGHT FOR LOVE
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Those are bread buns.
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