Would you play a female Duke Nukem?

Would you play a female Duke Nukem?

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No

Who is this bull dyke?

id fuck

If she literally acts the same, it'd be kinda based.

Why do niggers and spics like flat assed fat women so much?

Can you post an example?

Something about her ass looks fake. like it's stuffed or something

It's literally an obese, cellulite overloaded ass stuffed into pants many sizes too small

I don't know if I could handle that much ass but I would try my best.

Yes, Ion Maiden is great.

She probably misunderstood Duke's line and thought that he said "blow it up, your ass".

>modern western games
Cyberpunk can be good, but nuke dukem and on top of that female?
Just admit you wanted to post that fat cow

A sentence hasn't given me a boner like this in a couple weeks, thanks user.

kek

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what a stupid question. If you gotta ask this you are too stupid to understand the answer. Yes

Not if she looked like that.

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How do I get a gf?

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that is not too big for me

What is?

So? Dick Suckem

get rich, get fit, become fun to be around, other than that is just dumb luck, so hang around where there's single females that might be looking for a virgin to pop his cherry.

her size

As long as I get to tip male strippers, deliver cheesy one liners, and she's named Dutchess, fuck yes I would.

God, I want her to sit on my face and smother it

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Ew no

GIVE ME FUCKING MORE YOU FAGGOT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Not having her still tip female strippers
I want a based dyke that doesn't care about the SJW agenda and just wants to muff dive like the rest of us.

That would be fine too.

The best way is to compare the contour of the upper thighs to the contour of the hips, and get an approximation for where the ass actually is. The model in this case has an obvious pad in the back of her jeans that is obvious when looking at the gap between the pants and her back, but the thighs and hips comparison works on nearly everything.

Hell I'd still hit it

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There's gotta be more of Duchess Nukem without the lensflare

Wasnt there an attempt already, Bombshell was it called?

She has nothing to do with Dukes personality. They were making a Duke game but didn't get the rights so they made her.

The same reason you pasty snow apes do you fucking meth addict

Baroness Von T

i've got buns of steel

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Totally. Or at least a normal Duke with a level where he gets genderswapped or something.

this

also i probably wouldn't care, as long as:
1. the voice actress can both act, AND sound good
2. the dialogue is still comical and well written
3. the character still acts like duke for the most part
4. no weird sjw or feminist ideologies
5. we get to punch male feminists like justin cuckdeau

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>4. no weird sjw or feminist ideologies
Ideally, she'd be a total pig, but towards men. It'd be a delightful lampooning.

no

DAAMN

Did she jam a fucking pillow down her pants?
no ones ass looks like that naturally

I would play a male Lara Croft

brap sniffem lol

Enhance.

Dyke Nukem would wreck Yea Forums. Even if she acted the exact same, or worse, the crying would never end.

depends... does he have a thicc femboy ass?