Pay 5000 fucking monopoly dollars to get this bitch to clean my room

Don't even bother. Europeans are obsessed with our country.

>haha hey guys did I mention I emulate my games

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Embrace the bean

>just pay $400 for a single game, lol

Tbh is was nice to see her drop the maid persona while on the job with you. Plus 5k yen is nothing for joker so I never understood this complaint

>buy bing bing wahoo console
>"why isn't this game and this game and this game and this game and this game on my console!?"

why don't you just want them to port it to the PC. are swich emulators even functional?

>Classy
Classy girls are so fucking boring though, I want a rougher more laid back personality that I can chill and vibe with

Because that's never gonna happen. Atlus hates the PC platform with a passion.

Switch emulators will be functional before the game will run on PS3 emulators without the latest Intel CPU
Switch is also much easier to emulate because the hardware is well documented

so why did they port Catherine?

A Switch port is infinitely more probable than a PC port

Why can threads about exclusive games never be about the actual games and always devolve into discussion about platforms? Just fuck off already, we have this same shit every. single. fucking. day.

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Why would you hope for a company to port a game to another system so you can emulate it instead of just... them making a PC port?
It's not like Atlus porting to PC is unheard of.

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We should be happy about other people getting ports because it means more people get to experience a game people enjoy but instead consolewar faggotry rises to the top.

Glorious comment

Atlus likely has an exclusivity deal with Sony and they hate PC
But Nintendo is desperate for games so they might pay Sony for it

>We should be happy about other people getting ports
You can go fuck yourself. I played the game, I won't be happy if you can do it aswell. If a port is announced I don't care if you discuss it. There isn't though, instead you have to ruin a perfectly fine thread by whining how you would play it if it was on something else. Go to fucking twitter and ask the devs, nobody on Yea Forums has the power to do anything but to tell you to fuck off. Your whining and bitching won't magically port a game. We're literally discussing your fantasies right now because you decided to shit up the thread.

Based SEGA just took it ported it themselves.
A total of 2 Atlus games have been ported to PC in the last decade. A total of 5 games all-time. That's not a very good record.

Muh nigs

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What? Where do you get the idea I'm whining about being able to play something? I played Persona 5 and I'm hoping other people get to experience it because it was a good game.

Persona 5 threads can't sustain themselves without autistic waifubaiting because they game is platform-locked and can't be play by 90% of us, the gamers, on Yea Forums

>90% of Yea Forums doesn't own a PC or a PS3/PS4
Then what the fuck are you doing here? Playing mobile games, xbox one and switch?

Waiting for good PC games.............

>tfw idort

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* Also the game is unplayable on PS3 and the base PS4
It runs below 30 FPS all the time

Literally Adachi in drag. How can someone find this attractive

>they game is platform-locked and can't be play by 90% of us, the gamers,

I'm going to go on a limb here and say you're a 14 year old who can't afford to buy a second system, and bought an Xbox.

If you think that 90% of Yea Forums doesn't own either a PS3 or a PS4 (the system leading this generation) you're legitimately retarded.

How did I beat it if it's unplayable then?

* And to play it on PC you need to latest Intel CPU for TSX

she looks nothing like adachi

Feels good, right?

Yea Forums is mainly PC gamers
Don't mistake AAA console shill threads for actual people

I played it on a base PS4 and had nearly no drops below 30, and all PS3 gameplay I've seen looks fine. what bootlegged PS4 did you play on?

>thinking the exchange rate is a direct indication of the value

A 2600X can do 60 FPS in battles and 50-60 in dungeons and 40-50 in towns.
But that's still not really a good experience.
Still, better than the base consoles locked at 30.

note for all you younger guys. I want you to really listen and heed this knowledge

If a girl gets on your bed with her shoes off, you can fuck her. It's an invitation. I dunno what happens in the game, but teacher wants the D there regarldess of what she's saying

I hope it's common knowledge not to take advice like this seriously

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Hm, seems like the situation has improved since last year then
It's difficult to keep track, with the game basically being forbidden

>ywn come back early from your PT errands with a coffee and a snack to cheer her up
>ywn get a thank you kiss then another and another as you slowly start to make out in the laundry room
>she will never start tugging and pointing at your room nearby
>ywn give her another big kiss before splitting up for a minute while you sneak around to meet up as to avoid attention
>ywn finally close the door and hold her, continuing to make out as you both stumble to get up the stairs giggling as you go
>ywn finally reach your room, the cat wanders off minding its business as you slowly lower her into your bed and gaze into her eyes, all the proof in the world she needed to know how much you love her
>ywn spend a romantic evening with Kawakami...

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incel detected

>classy

she killed her father. real class act

that's why you date the better cake

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i notched about 30 college girls before settling down with my piece

You can already emulate this game, dude. RPCS3 isn't a steaming pile of shit anymore.

sure buddy

incel confirmed

Not him, but you guys regularly have women in your rooms, on your beds, that you aren't on physical terms or about to be physical terms? Because that sounds fucking odd to me. My bedroom, and my bed especially, is the most personal space I have.

>girl takes shoes off at door
>SHE WANTS TO FUCK
i'll actually use this advice. got nothing to lose

What is it with hentai and acting like a kiss is going to make you huff like a fat kid doing the pacer test

It is an invitation to fuck. Stay virgin.

>mom comes in room to talk
>sits on my bed
>her shoes are off

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>Dating your teacher
Japan wtf
I can understand fucking your sister, maybe even your step mom, but your teacher? Jesus, peak degeneracy

Its a fucking turn based game how does some drops make it unplayable

games arnet playable below 60 fps period

below 30? not even a video game

Yeah, most people just sit wherever allowed. It's really not that big a deal.
Where the fuck do you live that you think that's how anything works?

>she's your teacher
That's the best part.

>Where the fuck do you live that you think that's how anything works?

how many women have you actually had sex with

>I can understand fucking your sister, maybe even your step mom
user...

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More than zero so that beats your record.

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a couple. How many women have you even had in your home?

i was going to romance her but takemi and haru got in the way

I know that you’re a virgin pretending to not be a virgin because people who actually hang out with women know that reality isn’t like your Japanese animes. Sometimes they just want to sit somewhere and take their shoes off, her comfy. I had a few female friends that did that, cause my room was really nice and spacious so it was a popular hang out spot. Stay virgin.

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CODE LYOKO FIVEHEAD

all time probably 60+ that I did something sexual with

>most people just sit wherever allowed.
You mean like the fucking sofa in the room with the big tv, entertainment, and next to the kitchen and drinks, and not my bedroom? I mean, I guess if you live in a shoebox or with parents, but still.
>inb4 "my sofa is my bed"

Sae-user here
New piece of Art from Artfriend, from those who haven't seen it yet. Next piece is going to be a little lewd , but it is still early in development. I hope you all enjoy his work!

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stop making fun of my waifu's head.

>stepmom

Jesus fucking Christ man I know you're baiting but that's borderline sex addiction and please tell me you get STD tests

You gunned down 30 college girls?

big dong on my hip
sex addicts have sex with hundreds

i have 0 stds because i used rubbers

What about your teacher who is also your sister?

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NOT
RELATED
BY
BLOOD
100% OK TO FUCK

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>He doesn't share his step mom / sister with his dad
Jesus, westerners have no sense of family

How many dicks you sucked? I assume three or four at this point

This thread has a disturbing lack of Kawakami within it.

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Just admit you like Kawakami but you're not man enough to please her.

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Where do I find a Sadayo GF

This

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never touched a guy in any way, no desire to at all

>tfw you will never experience p5 again for the first time
>tfw you realize there will never be another game like p5
why even live

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A man of excellent time management skills.

What about P3FES and P4?

Uhh.. sorry m8, I got a doctors appointment today.

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Yeah, I’m going to need a source on that one, friend.

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Lurk moar you fuckass.

Yeah you can just google it you lazy fuck. That shit has been quite popular on Yea Forums years ago, most likely before your arrival.

I sincerely hoping that P5R has the new MC befriend Haru early on in the story. She was so neglected in P5 that it was almost unbearable.

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I haven't seen this in ages, did it ever actually go anywhere?

It ended with kaoru coming back to tokyo, there's a part 2 but I never read it. They also recently started a third one that takes place between the two.

did nobody tell him all the girls have foreheads that are just as bad. they are just hidden well by their hair.

>P5R might have fem protag option
And here I thought this affair couldn't get any hotter!

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hetero romance only.

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please give kawakami more scenes in p5r

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How do we kill fags like you.

With lesbian thigh-sucking vampires.

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Yeah she's a total cunt for like 8/10 of the social links. Aside from being a prostitute I don't know how anyone can waifu her when she's a bitch to you most of the game.

yes, i love not being poor

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>Switch emu being able to run anything except BOTW
Lmao

Joker is the most based character in all of gaming: FACT

>Anything on the switch being worth playing aside from BOTW
lmayonnaise

>Akira

im more interested in the text behind this pic

>BotW
>Worth Playing

Loving every laugh

Kawakami was cool and I liked her

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Everyone who loves her is just too fixated on the teacher fetish to admit that she's a stupid, shitty person.

I want her to teach me

I love Ann!

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It's a semi-decent game desu.
Not something you immediately play or put at the top of your backlog but definitely worth a try sooner or later.

> ctrl-f hifumi
>0 results
y'all need jesus

This game was fun, but the romance aspect of it made me sad because it reminded me of the way I used to feel about my ex-wife. It also brought my crushing loneliness to the forefront and the realization that I'll never let other woman into my heart quite obvious.
Also found it hard to grind in the normal difficult because I'd always run out of energy to use my personas.

>Playing on Normal
ISHYGDDT

>traveling across the city to clean the room of a teenager for $44.75 USD

doesn't even sound worth it imo

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IKUZO

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oh shit it's only that much? cheap-ass bitch lmao

I'll never call him Ren. "Kurusu" was cringe enough, his anime name is fucking dog shit.

>You'll finally realize the dream of pleasuring old men for money

5000 yen per visit Kamoshida or the cops get the photos.

I mean, she only works a couple of hours and doesn't actually clean most of the time. Plus she gets multiple customers a night. I imagine it's not as much work as a proper cleaning maid

>come home
>tells you to try some new medicine she concocted
>you pass out
>wake up you are both naked
>she gets up and says it was barely passable
>not sure if she meant the sex or the drug
>this happens weekly

$45 for doing minor cleaning for an hour or two ain’t bad. Plus for her adult customers, she would (hypothetically) add on a shit ton of money onto the base charge for “extra services”.

>yfw his final smash is Hassou Tobi instead of sinful shell or all out attack

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>Forced to play as an Ultra-Chad self insert with a harem of Ultra-Stacey's and sluts
This isn't escapism at all, it's just making me sad

She didnt retard

go away lily you're supposed to be ded

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>nbr
That's the worst part.

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Sex is OK but children are forbidden.
You don't want to have inbred children, do you?

he used brokensune in the anime so that was something
alice too

We can just adopt.

holy kek you fuckers are obsessed

Footfags are retarded

Seething? Yeah, you're seething.

The fuck is this game? One of those newgrounds anime dating sims but with a budget?

>what is persona 5
Yep, smells like a fucking newfag.

>One of those newgrounds anime dating sims but with a budget?
Exactly.

>buys a Switch
>complains that other consoles' exclusives aren't on it
Why do Nintentoddlers do this?

Stupid question, but does the Xmas scene where all your conquests show up only happen if you romance *every* girl before Xmas? Because I'm replaying and I want to ice all the cakes and Makoto and Futaba

Haven't played P5 yet, but Hifumi looks like best girl to me.

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>>rubs her fucking feet all over my pillow

And?

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>still no yaoi or shota option in Persona games.

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Not a newfag so much as someone uninterested in weeb bullshit.

>not a newfag just doing newfag things
Yeah sure buddy.

P3P lets you romance Ken, so there's your /ss/ option right there.

>if you dont know my favorite games you are a newfag

Yeah sure buddy.

>no shota option
>Ken Amada in P3P

If you weren't so fucking new you would've ran into this game at least 300 times in the last two years.

>if you don't know one of the most discussed franchises on Yea Forums for the past 13 years then you are a newfag
ftfy. You are not going to bullshit your way around, fucking imbecile.

It's almost as if you don't click on every thread, especially when they're genres that don't interest you.

>completely unfamiliar with persona shit getting spammed on Yea Forums

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It's almost as if you are a newfag pretending not to be one.

>I've ignored around 2000 Persona 5 threads and 10000 Persona 5 posts in non-P5 threads and just happened to click on this one for the first time today
>No it's totally not my first time on Yea Forums
Lurk moar

She's ugly in the maid costume
But pretty cute as the teacher

>one option in the PSP ver.

Yeah no, I want multiple guys and boys to pretend to fuck on my TV not just one on a console no cunt owns.

Don't forget the 50 million threads P4 and P3 had when they were the hottest shit.

Yeah, the same way you ignore threads that aren't Jap bullshit. See how that works? I doubt it but give it a shot.

Maybe if her hair covered her bigass forehead

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Because it appeals to virgins who'd react like just from holding hands

ps3 emulator already can. You have much better chance with it than waiting for the switch ver to emulate

Most Kawakami are gone in P5R because of new child protection laws
They didn't add any new ones

>this absolutely pathetic damage control
I also enjoy western games, along with my moe eastern animeshit

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I didnt realized it was a fast pace game that requires 60+ fps
Nigger it's a turn base game, 30fps is completely playable even in regular games

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>lil sis comes and lays on bed without shoes
Oh no

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105 thousand posts explicitly mentioning Persona 5 and god knowns how many using characters, memetic variation, or other references to the game.
And somehow you've ignored all of them.

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I was not ready for that

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baited

>I was only pretending to be retarded

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not even him, I just have enough braincells to recognize that his post was obvious bait. Eat shit.

I'm not going to use your inability to understand metaphors to disparage your country's education system, because I'm sure you're a retard even in comparison to the people there.

>rubs her fucking feet all over my pillow

oh my...

Because of two fags being fags, I will give you your source good sir. It is from Nana to Kaoru.

more like "oh yes!!!!" with my inner voice

>Turn based game
Irrelevant. With RPCS3 combat runs at 60 but town section and dungeons drop to the 40s even with a 9700K or 2700X.
Since you'll be spending like 70% or more of your playtime out of combat you'll have to deal with sub-60 framerates making the game unplayable.

Then just download a PSP emulator and connect your computer to your television you whiny bitch.

Yeah. Isn't she wonderful?

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Then just buy a ps4, ps3, or a switch
If you cant handle that then why even bother emulating?

>buy a ps4, ps3, or a switch
Switch doesn't even have Persona 5
PS4 and PS3 run at 30 FPS which is even worse than the variable 40-50 that emulators run at.

>Switch doesn't even have Persona 5
>he doesn't know

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It factually doesn't. Whether it will have it in 6 months is irrelevant.
And even when it does have P5 it will probably run at 30 considering how underpowered the Switch is.

It runs at 30 fps on both, ps4 and ps3.

No fucking shit? I already mentioned that as an issue?
Are you unable to read?

You said
>it will probably run at 30 considering how underpowered the Switch is
That's why I'm pointing out that it's running at 30 fps just like your ps4 version. They will be on par. It doesn't matter how much more powerful your toy is, they both end up delivering the same fps.

>emulating a switch game when it’s unstable as fuck
Just use the ps3 emulator you fucking degenerate

>your toy
>on par
>when I'm clearly stating that the emulator is kinda bad because it runs at 40-50 and the PS4/PS3 versions are 100% unplayable
You are literally braindead and unable to read. No point in continuing this discussion

bro why u seething lmao fr

>and allows you to go out after doing the metaverse for free.
Wait, really? I never got more than halfway into her S link because I thought she was a bitch.

I expected to find this reply here but didn't expect it to be the first post. Based.

Such boring fucking taste, might as well end it all because your life will be an unending series of boring events

No amount of impotent rage will change the fact that it runs exactly the same on PS4 as it will run on the switch you imbecile. If all you're going to do is sperg out then we might aswell not continue, unless you absolutely want to embarrass yourself.

You are actually retarded if you believe the meme "anything less than 60 fps is literally unplayable"
I thought you just meant you had slowdowns and frame dropping

Sub-30 is human rights abuse
30 is technically playable but impossible to enjoy, making it pointless to play games at that framerate
60 is barely playable but if the game is good you can get by
90+ is OK
144 is good
200+ is great

kill yourself retard

Great argument. But I wouldn't expect much more from a subhuman consolefag.

Nice bait, you must be very fun to hang out with user

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>I'm a broke ass student who barely can even make a living
>oh I know I will hire this super expensive maid service xD
I hate this game so much.

I like haru and kiwikami but saying a girl who dranks elephant shit classy is a stretch.

Truth hurts
>you must be very fun to hang out with
This is why I play videogames and shitpost here all day. If you were as fun to hang out with as I am your taste would eventually develop and you would stop being able to enjoy subhuman framerates.

>200 is great
And where do you find a fucking monitor with 200 hz refresh rate?

In a computer store you fucking mongoloid
newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=N82E16824014607

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Maybe but you're still retarded

TFW I got to rexperience persona 5 all over again with my gf and it was just as good as the first time because I was sharing the experience with someone I love

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that's a big forehead

P5 and Domestic Girlfriend have awakened a teacher fetish in me, but I'm already years out of high school.

The true punishment is that it can never happen now.

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That's what happens when you're impatient. She isn't even a bitch, just stressed out. She's actually nice, looks out for you, and starts doing things for you for free. Just show her a little lovin'.
>Haru
Based and fluffypilled

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based and redpilled

gas every footfag

Haru is only good for opening doors.

Become a teacher user
Statutory rape those girls

To hearts.

Either there's a problem with your hardware or your copy of the game because I've played it on both a base and Pro (which it doesn't actually take advantage of anyway) system and never had frame rate issues.

Plus even if it did, nothing in the game requires quick reflexes or could cause nausea. It's the dumbest complaint I've ever heard that is your problem at best and flat out lies at worst.

>start ng+
>this time I'll go Makoto for sure
>end up with Kawakami again

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This whole series is a cringy weeb shit
If you enjoy these games you have for a FACT

Shit Taste

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goddamn she makes my dick fucking rock hard but i dont want to romance a girl who barely has any plot so i went for makoto instead

It is a constant irritation to me that we live in a world that is so easy and molly coddling that overly sensitive babys like this can even survive, let alone share their pussy opinions to everyone.

Such a prissy, spoilt little bitch brat.

She is the most valuable S-link in the game. She almost doubles the amount of night-time events you can do, which means that if you have the money you can seriously speed through other S-links with the fortune teller and her maxed out.

>everyone who doesn't have low standards and eat shit like me is a baby

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You should give Persona 5 a chance. It’s honestly really great. I also have a low tolerance for weeb shit and this game definitely has hallmarks of anime garbage but it gets so much right with its presentation, gameplay and music that I find myself not so appalled by the cringe shit. I was definitely surprised with how much I found myself enjoying the game. I heard a lot about the series and never gave a shit. I tried Persona 5 on a whim as my first game of the series and really love it.

>Pulinpa literally any mementos boss.
>9 million yen
>Pay teacher to swallow 13 gallons of your cum in one go because nobody can resist that amount of money.

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I'm not sure what's more distressing to me, that I can't even tell if this is a chick or a dude, or just how badly they managed to fuck up that costume just by not making it fit them properly.

Sure negroman
youtu.be/QAHlOJlQhsU

Same.
Was my first Persona game. Picked it up because I stumbled upon game soundtrack while watching YT and was sold immediately.

Either bait or gods damn are you a spoilt little bitch.

See

youtube.com/watch?v=ye5BuYf8q4o

>people get off to this shit
embarrassing

ywn have a teacher gf
time has passed you by
no college doesn't count

Nothing wrong with sharing a hole with your pa
But I've never had a teacher under 40 or looking under 60

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you seem to speak from experience