Mom walks in

>mom walks in

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oh hey sweetie let me help you out

I like that actress

>play some Mahjong
>still a beginner trying to get the hang of it
>big bro walks in
>deal into npcs Baiman

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Same, cute and sexy

>slowly closes door and then fist pumps "thank god hes not gay"

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Who is that?

Kiryu from the Yakuza games

>seeing that place on the map
>???
>is there gonna be an edging minigame or what the fuck is gonna happen there

It was still a bit of a surreal experience to be fair

Uehara Ai

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When Mario 4 came out my mom literally walked in (I was watching porn at the same time) and it was awkward as fuck.

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Huh? What the fuck?

>Mario 4
???

>Sister walks in
>Watches me play
>Likes Majima's story
>We take turns playing it
>We hugged and kissed (cheeks) while crying at the ending
Good game, I would want to replay it to 100% it but it's just gives me extreme sadness

did you mean mario 64? what the fuck is mario 4

If you use the help tips unlocking these videos can be funny. I never even knew the girl in the karoake bar was one of the videos until I started a second playthrough with that stuff on.

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Lol

>We hugged and kissed (cheeks) while crying at the ending

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>LOOK GIRLS, I'M NOT LIKE THE OTHER GUYS HAHA

>mom comes in and says she doesnt want me playing violent video games
>I say its not violent
>someone on the screen explodes

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Excuse me, but is there something wrong with being gay?

>playing sekiro: shadows die twice on my ps4
>my dad's mom comes in
>starts playing with me
>"this game is fun user"
>say thanks to her
>she leaves
>masturbate

>mom comes in
>"Are you winning son?"
>bends over with a low cut top to look closer at the screen
>"Oh my, well, I suppose you are at that age. What do you think hon, do you think hers are as big as mine"
>*pushes her huge tits together"
>"You know, I think you have something that would fit perfectly right in between these"

God I love Mom/Son porn lads

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>had headphones on and did not hear mom open the door
>she was standing right behind me as i edited a characters pubes in honey select
>says "haha what a cute girl" and walks away
yep. i need a job man

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>download Kiwami cause its free on Plus
>love it
>buy 0
>lose a quarter billion to a shake down fight
>give up and never play again

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>We hugged and kissed (cheeks) while crying at the ending

What type of "cheeks" we're talking about? Just asking.

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My mom walked in on me watching my little pony pornography where rainbow dash takes it in the mouth and in the pussy.

>have half billion
>let mr shakedown take my money
>hunt him down afterwards because he multiplies the amount of money he steals from you
>take back 1.1 billion from him

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>Dad enters room
>"Are you winning son?"
>Turn around and stare at him and stare at him
>He looks at me
>He looks at me again, I look at him
>"Wow, you are so big now."
>He starts crying
>I turn the "Video Game" off and start crying, too
>He starts talking

I'm sorry

I'm sorry

>organizing your room with your monitor facing the door

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I'm sorry.

this actress has been blacked.

i cant because i have little space

I'm sorry

Just buy a bunch of knives and fill your inventory with Staminan Royales/Tauriner++ and stab him to death

She understood that only a patrician can appreciate Ai Uehara.

She understood that only a patrician can appreciate pubic hair on a woman.

I'm really sorry

Yes

I'm sorry

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ai uehara got full on blacked multiple times

I'm sorry

so?

I don't get it?

The only time I ever had this happen was when my dad walked in on my when I was playing conkers bfd and was bouncing on the sunflowers tits.

Google is your friend newfag

do you have a dad

I'm sorry I'm sorry

what did he say

>japs letting niggers touch their women

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seen a lot of people praise pubic hair, is it making a comeback?

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how did he react

>he doesn't know
javlibrary.com/en/vl_genre.php?g=arlq

I'm sorry

I'm glad you're not gay! Enjoy the game son!

This is either some creepypasta shit or I'm being gaslighted. Seriously what the fuck

He just laughed. He was the one who had to buy it for me and my brother.
The clerk told him it was mature but he didnt care lol.

They're making a epic screencap for reddit

>Mom walks in
>Doesn't give a shit

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>the commercial where all the guys are playing the game and having to cover their hardons with pillows
Man that shit would not fly today

>modeling all the female NPCs in your game after porn stars just so you can have a minigame where you watch gravure videos of them after doing their sidequests
literally the most based developers of all time. holy shit. there is no contest.

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>modelling all the female NPCs after porn stars just so you can get them to record a gravure video just for your videogame and then secretly coerce them into sex
Why are Japanese devs so fucking BASED?

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>cute girls in business attire and glasses
holy fuck yes I'm interested in that kinda thing

>not just beating him up and taking your money back

Imagine being such a pussy

>tfw shakedown has gotten so tough from repeated beatings that he has a fourth (green?) health bar
does he ever give up? fighting him is getting kinda tedious desu