>that kid who backwards long jumped to school
That kid who backwards long jumped to school
David Nguyen
Camden Perry
>that kid who got trapped in gay baby jail
Dylan Myers
>tfw being the fastest kid in PE while Naruto-running
Adrian Powell
>that kid who noclipped to escape detention
Charles Wood
>that kid who ken combo'd the school bully
Oliver Clark
That kid who 360 noscoped 10 people
Brandon Miller
fuck off newfag
Ethan Butler
cringe
Jason Harris
>that kid who used big head mode on picture day
Mason Powell
>that kid who stood motionless in the middle of the playground yelling "WADWSDWSADAWSWDASDSAWDSADWSDWADWWSDASW"
Austin Reyes
>that kid who would wavedash during gym
Alexander Gomez
HOO YAH YIPEE YA YAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYAYA
Jack Garcia
>that kid who went afk through most of the school chooter mission
Landon Thompson
>the kid who prop killed everybody in the lunch room
Joseph Ortiz
>high school graduation
>one of the graduates is a kindergartner who wrong warped to the end of his education
>one of the other graduates is a kindergartner who chose to skip the tutorial
Tyler Sanchez
>that kid who would cause the entire library to be littered with debris when he tried to put a book on a shelf
Alexander Thompson
>that kid who changed the date to become a baby again and aggro'd his pitbull just as he quick saved
Daniel Price
>that kid who levelled his theft skill and kept stealing end-game loot from the teacher's desk
Daniel Diaz
>That one 1st grader that refuses to level up and spends all his time farming other 1st graders the moment they log on
It's been 11 years.
Gabriel Robinson
>that kid that Dream Cancelled a sixth grader
Michael Russell
>that kid that kept hitting himself in PE to raise his stamina
Tyler White
>That kid who save scummed the final
Ethan Torres
>that kid who minmaxed by getting a teacher pregnant as soon as he was old enough to nut
Jason Edwards
>that kid who would throw metal bolts everywhere
Austin Hernandez
>that kid that ragdolled into the sky during basketball
Ian Morales
>that kid who threw a baseball bat at the popular kids and yell "FANTASTIC!" with a fist pump
Hudson Sanders
>that one kid who used TAS during a school fight
Matthew Cox
>that kid who stood in the middle of the street yelling WSSAWAWDSSSAAAWWWAASDSAAAA and got hit by a truck
Thomas Gray
>that kid who was obviously on NG+ and killed the school bully with a single attack
Thomas Nguyen
>that kid that tried backwards long jumping to spanish class on the second floor but accidentally shifted PUs
he made it back eventually but he was never really the same after that
Brayden Peterson
>that kid who exploited i-frames to dodgeroll through traffic
Adam Rodriguez
>>that kid that tried backwards long jumping to spanish class on the second floor but accidentally shifted PUs
the fucks a PU?
Brody Jackson
>that kid who used light speed dash to get to school
Elijah Brown
>he doesn't know what PUs are
Did you guys never have a safety education part of PE?
Tyler Cox
>that one kid who royal released the bully.
Ryder Morales
>That kid who c.mk -> SAII their bully
>Mfw he beat the bully but the music kept going
Anthony Miller
Daniel Reyes
Evan Lee
>that kid who built up speed for 12 hours before the track meet
Blake Ramirez
lol no we just watched the teacher body everybody in basketball and volleyball and he would occassionally throw the ball at the fat girls head when she wasnt looking. she deserved it tho. thoroughly a cunt. she joined the beaner gangs in middle school and held her own in fist fights against other anons.
anyway, yeah, amerilard schools dont teach safety in PE. what the fucks a PU?
Ryder Wright
>that kid who sidehops beaten in a race by that other kid who backdashes repeatedly at the speed of sound
Andrew Peterson
>that kid that got a hold of the principals console commands and noclipped into the girls locker room
What a legend
Camden Russell
>that kid who noclipped into the girl's locker room
Ryan Campbell
>that kid who nabbed an invincible hammer during a game of pogs
Logan Walker
Oh shit we must have gone to the same school.
Christian Hall
half an a press
Zachary Parker
>being this new
Owen Kelly
>that kid that used his actionreplay to see through the wall of the girls locker room.
Alexander Butler
YAHOO YAHOO Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-Y-YAHOO
Thomas Wright
>that kid that tried to wololololo the school shooter
Lucas Young
>that kid who propblocked all the exits during a fire
i can still hear the screams
Sebastian Powell
>actionreplay
man I feel old, I just remembered the time a kid used his game genie to become invincible and then started shit with a bully. Shame he didn't remember to turn on that code the next day.
Xavier White
>that kid who always hit POW whenever the other team was about to make a basket
Evan Murphy
user... Montage Parodies are almost 5-7 years old...
James Diaz
>i lived, bitch
Daniel Parker
is this europoor education?
James Williams
>mfw when blue-shelled at the end of the 400 meter dash
Tyler Hernandez
>that kid who mastered the technique of "lose the battle, win in the cutscene."
Lincoln Robinson
>be me
>high skill speedrunner
>decide to do a couple runs of middle school for fun
>1 day% run
>day starts
>ask mom to drive me to school, and on the same frame, text dad I'm going with him
>get in both cars
>arrive twice
>nowiswherethefunstarts.exe
>boost myself over the fence to skip a cutscene with my friends
>pull myself up, gonna need myself later
>go to my first hour class, math
>twice
>at once
>get double math exp, multiclass into brainiac specs
>macguyver together a shiv from my pencils and a paperclip
>second hour, go to history and the bathroom at the same time
>eat shit, idiots
>since i'm in class I can't get in trouble for delinquency
>fuck up the bully now before his trigger starts
>shiv him twice in the face, lock him in a stall
>third period
>bully can't get out
>15 minutes saved there, I'm the best
>time for the lunch skip
>cafeteria lady asks me what I want
>èí¡}'
>her dialogue bugs out
>offers me the entire lunch supply
>i take it
>use the milk to wall off a teacher spawn
>change the clock on the wall to study hall, last period
>it works
>and now the finale
>3 minutes under estimate
>go to study hall, but don't open the door
>wait for someone else to open it, then backflip through while closing it
>clip into the ceiling
>crouch jump to the roof
>jump past fence
>that's time, fuckers
>upload to speedruns.com
>that's a new pb, pushing wr times
Transfer students can suck my dick.
Ryder Watson
it's something like this
Asher Gomez
>that kid who suddenly started talking like a ringing home telephone and suddenly disappeared
Jacob Gomez
>that kid who tried clipping through the walls during exams
>he fell through the floor and got stuck
Ethan Perry
>that low poly kid you only ever saw on the other side of school
Easton Wright
user, compare your post to others and see why it's wrong, you fucking newfag.
Isaiah Rogers
Holy fuck my sides.
Jayden White
>that kid that said rosebud a dozen times and then left school in his brand new limousine
Aaron Moore
>that kid that shouted "IDKFA" in the middle of class
Jackson Bell
>that low poly kid you only ever saw from far away, and never in the same line of sight as the very well-defined kid
Daniel Martin
>that kid who screeched "iddqd" first
Elijah Harris
>that scrawny nerd who took two steps forward, two steps back, turned to the left and back a couple times, punched the air, jumped, and was suddenly a Chad
Caleb Campbell
>that kid who bragged about his parents buying him the College dlc
Nathan Martinez
>that kid who had to stab himself with a fork before he could eat anything every single lunch period
fucker got blood on me once
Ayden Taylor
That took me a second
Easton Thomas
>That kid who went on and on about anime and wouldn't stop talking about how he isn't ashamed that he likes Neptunia
Chase Bell
>that kid who would skip off the second stair then fly up the entire staircase
Kevin Sullivan
>that kid named Jonathan who would constantly switch places with a girl named Sharlot for like one second
High school was weird man
Jacob Miller
Fuckin lol
Brayden Butler
This destroyed my sides. Underrated kek
Jason Barnes
Tyler Jones
>that guy who broke defined floors by jumping like a sperg
Isaac Morales
Been a long time since I saved a greentext story
Cameron Reed
kek
Nicholas Watson
>that kid who reset the console just as we graduated
Cameron Lopez
>that kid who conc jumped to school
Cameron Russell
It's a pasta. I've seen it many times before.
Wyatt Robinson
Didn't even watermark it? How trusting of you.
Xavier Phillips
>that kid who ghetto jumped to the second floor of the gym
There were stairs going to the second floor. The fucker just wanted to show off.
Elijah Martin
>that kid who took latter classes earlier and got late game gear
Angel Lopez
>that kid that wouldn't say anything and jump around the room throwing physics objects at us and hitting shit with a crowbar while we had conversations with him until we opened the door.
Jackson Perry
Not that guy but I actually wrote it the last time I saw one of these threads and have no way to prove it
Isaiah Davis
according to the archive, it's only been posted twice.
Landon Collins
>Be me
>High school freshman
>Having lunch with some autistic friends
>Thatkid.jpg shows up, visibly injured
>Knocks some other kid over as he runs towards our table
>Other kid stands up and walks towards that kid in a fighting stance
>Gives up after five steps and goes back to minding his business
>That kid stands on our table and steps on our food
>his injuries seem to disappear
>"Glad to see you NiggFucker69"
>Jumps off the table and runs off while jumping and crouching in mid-air
Tyler Howard
>that girl who noclipped into the boys' locker room
Adam Gutierrez
>that girl who noclipped into the boy's locker room to steal everybody's pants
that fucking bitch
Wyatt Brown
>that kid that clipped behind the bathroom wall and was never seen again
I didn't know him that well, but his parents were an absolute mess after that
Hudson Moore
>that kid who rapidly switched between running and walking animations while on the stairs, making him just glide up and down them at high speeds
Christian Sullivan
How can AGDQ even compete?!
Wyatt Fisher
>that kid who got caught with drugs and was gonna get expelled, but danced in a couple directions, punched the air, and then jumped, so the cops and the school just totally forgot about it
Noah Martin
>400 meter dash in PE
>Everyone lines up
>Some kid is busy talking to his friends
>Coach suddenly blows the whistle
>Everyone starts to run
>Look back
>That kid is standing still
>He screams "WWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAADWWWWWWWAWDWWWWWWWWWWWWSWWWWWSSSSSS" at the top of his lungs, then starts to run
what the fuck happened bros?
Benjamin Young
>tfw that was me every time
Henry Torres
>be me
>new-ish runner, go with sophomore year
>heard it takes a while to get into, and isn't super-rewarding, but everyone starts somewhere
>manage to get a triple-load warp for school, frame-perfecting asking mom for a ride, texting friend for a carpool, and walking out to catch the bus
>ground out freshman year 5 times just to save up enough experience to not have to Class Dupe, able to cover twice the ground now while maintaining attendance
>manage to get one PC into the ceiling above the girl's locker room, able to get the "Anatomy Expert" perk
>other PC loosens enough pipes to cause the "Leaky Ceilings" event, allowing for more exploration time
>nice
>half-way through the second period, another teacher loads in, and the two collide, and their pathfinding shits itself
>dammit I thought that got fixed at some point
>end up having to go up to them and dropkick them both so they'd send me to Discipline just to get out of the softlock
>still have two other PCs
>one bag-clips into principal's office and accesses the gradebook
>start dropping inventory items in the menu hoping that it might start changing values in the book
>drop 83 pages of notebook, 19 pencils, and 4 cherry bombs
>holds when I close out from inventory
>ends up loading the end of years cutscene
>for a first time run for the category, did well enough
Mason Walker
Was it The Moment, user? He couldn’t have
Aaron James
>walk out of the bathroom
>surprise boss fight
Alexander Stewart
>That kid who spec'd into school bully but somehow glitched out of the forced alignments and got lawful good.
Shit was beneficial for some but this was in a low-tier public school. He was basically able to bully 90% of the players and not get reprimanded at all.
He didn't even have to use his parent-bail out life lines, or pass any speech checks due to that fucking alignment. The only thing that stopped him was a sudden school shooter event. The chosen player just gunned right for him before the event proceeded as normal.
William Adams
>that kid that glitched through a wall and fell through the world, never to be seen again
Isaiah Rivera
>that kid that kept placing paint brushes in the air only to jump on their weirdly expanded hitboxes and then through the roof which didn't have collision
>mfw he skipped 60 years because there's a secret door behind the rendered walls that takes you to the end game