Meanwhile, on the USG Yea Forumsishimura..
Meanwhile, on the USG Yea Forumsishimura
Robert Torres
Grayson Morris
FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR MARKER
Elijah Murphy
Which one of you fucks crosswired the food dispenser and the cum vaporizer?
All those found responsible will sentenced to poop jug duty
Kevin Richardson
OH GOD MAKE THE VISIONS STOP
Jacob Kelly
how the fuck did i get here i was in a mansion 5 minutes ago I black out and now im on a fucking space ship
John Moore
Alright, which one of you jokers from Medical spiked the soda machines with Turbo LSD again?
Caleb Howard
Why is there blood all over every single toilet in the bathroom?
Gabriel Fisher
The Necromorphs won. EA crashed the franchise with no survivors.
Jason Perez
It was me, I needed some trip buddies to play Oblivion
Nathan Cruz
Anyone else kinda worried about the violent attacks going down in the colony? Hope they don`t bring that shit up here
Carter Ward
Why the FUCK doesn't the flame thrower work outside the ship? Can't figure it out lads
Michael Rivera
Heard baby noises coming from the toilet again.
Hudson Stewart
Kayden Taylor
Post natal abortion. Nothing to worry about
Ryan Robinson
Better shock it with bleach
Hudson Thompson
if they do just walk away its never worth getting into
Dylan Lee
Ok so which one of you fuckers toyed with the eye laser machine? I just found an user’s corpse with his eyes gouged out and blood everywhere. Stop this.
Logan Watson
Altman fucking damnit! Every time one of you fuckers does this, I get a hundred basketcases outside my office screaming about zombies in vents. The leather on my couches are almost gone!
Ryan Flores
What do the symbols whisper lads?
Also did a cat get in the vents again? I keep hearing something crawling around in there.
And before I forget, fuck unitology.
Carter Lewis
He's just sleeping user
Cooper Gomez
Just out of curiosity, what are the credentials needed to be apart of security?
Benjamin Jones
>there are unis on this goddamn ship right now
F U C K Y O U
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Daniel Nelson
Can't be a manlet pretty much the only requirement getting security on this ship is the easiest thing ive done in my life
Dylan Sanders
>get new rivet gun shipment
>finger accidentally slips onto secondary trigger
>suddenly rivets firing directly back from were they were placed
>hallway filled with dismembered corpses of fellow engineers
For what purpose
Robert Price
This Fucking pleb wont ever become whole with his wafiu
Jordan Bell
God i love my force gun.
Nothing like bullying some fucking nerd by knocking him on his ass,and stealing all his credits
Colton Butler
Fuck you
SCIENTIST RISE UP
John Martinez
Go back to fucking the fetus's nerd
Its the only pussy your ever gonna get
Brayden Bennett
SECURITY
Cameron Brooks
Just took my master degree in Necromorph studies at the Altman University. people of altered physiology are reacting with violence due to systematic discrimination and Necromorphobia please stop this attitude, some people like to kill, dismember and devour get over it.
Also, please stop using the marker, that's cultural appropriation.
Jacob Wilson
lmoa rock fucker
Levi Foster
Unitologists have been kicked out of 90 different colonies. Coincidence?
Jaxon Williams
And here I thought security trying to use a flamethrower outside was the dumbest shit on this ship...
Jayden Bennett
>flamer went from the worst weapon to the best weapon in 2
pretty based
though it went back to being shitty in 3
Evan Martin
Someone call Sec!
We got another crazy fucker going on about numbers again