Comfy Friday night AVGN thread
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What the FUCK were they thinking?
WHY THE FUCK ARE ALL THESE PEOPLE THROWING A PARADE FOR LJN, WAVING AROUND THEIR RAINBOW OF DEATH? WHAT WERE THEY THINKING?
Been going through his movie reviews, can you believe this motherfucker has like 600 of them? And this playlist has a bunch of the series reviews combined together. I don't think I'm gonna be able to finish it all for at least a week.
No cloud saves, achievements, or controller support? What the FUCK were they thinking?
>What a bunch of laughing joking numbnuts, that's exactly the kind of person you'd have to be to want to participate in this shit.
>id rather.... abolish slavery
>id rather let women have the right the vote
>playing this game is worse than fucking a bus full of niggers
>this game is what happens when you don't gas all the jews *sticks index finger up* implying the holocaust happened!
>you'd have more fun entering a grocery store after segregation has been outlawed
>to describe this games ass-nes, id say its like living in a country with open borders
>imagine walking outside your house during a gay pride parade, that's what playing this game is like
>it fucking sucks, it fucking blows, its a faggot
>and i don't like it
Why is AVGN so comfy?
Even though he's had a few stinkers here and there, James might be one of the only youtube celebs from that era who still is just as watchable now as he was back then. How does he do it?
>Using Mike Matei quotes
kek
Because he isn't putting on some sugar cereal hyphy spastic retard act that all these other youtube fuckers do
Because he’s still a filmmaker at heart and just wants to make things that are fun to watch. He also has no interest in e-celeb bullshit or online drama.
Super Schindler's List 3D? More like Super Shitler's Piss 3D. This game is a bigger failure than multiculturalism. Picking cotton in sweltering hot 110 degree weather while being whipped is more fun than this game. I'd rather be an actual fucking Jew during the Holocaust than play this shitty game. I'd rather get gassed by Hitler's ass than play another fucking second of this shit! This game is proof that Hitler did nothing wrong, and that he was just trying to make sure that those greedy kikes at LJN were dead before they had a chance to cash in on the deaths of their fellow kikes. IT LOOKS LIKE I'M GONNA HAVE TO FINISH WHAT DER FÜHRER STARTED! FUCK THIS GAME, I'M SENDING IT TO THE OVEN WHERE IT BELONGS!"
He's a filmmaker and not a business man
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>Remember how futuristic the year 2000 seemed? My whole childhood, it seemed like every movie, every video game, it was always 2000. It sounded so high-tech and so far away. But now fuck that. It's the 10-year anniversary of the year 2000.
tards
>it's now almost the 20-year anniversary of 2000
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Cinemassacre Threads' Top 5 Reasons Why James and Mike Are Retards at Vidya
NUMBER FIVE
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>You have to jump to find keys, health, and knives.....
NUMBER FOUR
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>Seeing you play games that came after the SNES just hurts me. Why can you guys not read on-screen instructions?
>The dudes in white shirts are bullies, not nerds. Turns out you're a bully, James
NUMBER THREE
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>I have literally in 20 years never seen people suck so hard at this game. You guys are to blame here, not DKC3. DKC3 is excellent actually.
>>"I tried all the buttons"
>>the screen has "LR" written in bananas on it
>This is the most irritating episode of this series I think they've done. It's infuriating watching them fail so badly at some of the most blatantly simple and self-explanatory parts in the game
NUMBER TWO
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>how is possible that two grown men could think 'getting incinerated' could possibly be a good thing???
>Wow. In all my years of watching cinemassacre, I have never seen either of them be so dense. I feel kind of embarrassed for them.
>Imagine these guys trying to play classic RPG's like Ultima, they'd have a brain aneurysm.
NUMBER ONE
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>sorry james, but this video is bad. and it showed a level of "dumbness" ive never seen you in before. its probably been said before but not once did you even thought of pressing start to check the menus
>There were 3 people playing that game and not a single one of them had the mental capacity to make the snake bite-skull and crossbones over draining health association. That was painful to watch.
>How long did it take them to realize that they couldn't climb with something equipped? I don't mean video time, I mean real time.
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>It's that special kind of atmosphere, when it's in the middle of the night, and you're sitting in the glow of your TV with the sound of crickets.
>2008
>AVGN says he’ll review Raid 2020 in the year 2020
>obviously a joke, he never seriously expected to be doing these for that long
>we are less than a year away from the Raid 2020 review
>It's that special kind of atmosphere, when it's in the middle of the night, and you're sitting in the glow of your TV with the sound of YOUR WIFE BEING FUCKED IN THE ASS
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