ITT: we attend his inevitable funeral

What's this called?

Are cybergoths redpilled?

if I have extra vacation days then yeah I'd do it.

If chris-chan turns out to be preformance art, i wouldnt be shocked.

WANTED TO MAKE AN OC HEDGEHOG TOO

I'M CUTTIN' IT DOWN

How different would he have turned out had he not won?

power.

If anyone needs a little hope in humanity restored, I can't find any photos of furries at a funeral.

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Most people are sensible enough not to bring that shit to someone's funeral.

True, but furries aren't people.

>even after he dies, the shitheads that harassed him and made his life hell for over a decade will continue to mock him posthumously

It’s not right.

You should read the letter Chris's father gave to him before he passed away

its not fair

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What did it say?

Fuck off. Chris made his own life miserable. The "trolls" for the better part of 10 years have been essentially worshiping him and keeping him safe.

That goth dance or whatever it is makes me laugh every time. It looks like it'd be fun to flail around like a retard.

That shit hurt.

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What astounds me is that someone, somewhere, for whatever reason had this VCR'd and kept it long enough to upload to the internet

The thing that will most likely kill him is money, considering his mom is almost dead and his family is getting sued for massive debt. I don't think there will be much news about a deranged hobo who starved and died. (Unless he does some REAL insane shit that end up doing him in.) Since he has no next of kin, he will probably have no funeral and be lost to the internet sands of time.

CWC just went ghost hunting, so at least he will have some familiar faces to get him acquainted with the underworld.

I’m not denying Chris had issues long before the Internet discovered him, but if you seriously think the trolls have nothing to do with him being exponentially more fucked up now, you’re lying to yourself.

Do you guys think Chris' life would have been better or worse if he never got trolled?

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>but if you seriously think the trolls have nothing to do with him being exponentially more fucked up now, you’re lying to yourself
They don't, and you're just showing your ignorance of Christory. Chris's biggest problems are all from his parents or himself. He's currently sinking into genuine schizophrenia and that's the fault of nobody.

Isn't he in jail?

I dunno about that one mate. People catfished him in some very emotional ways just to say haha got ya! I'm not denying Chris is a retard that somehow managed to make absolutely every bad situation worse, but people have done some emotionally scarring things to him

>the bluespike trainwreck would have never happened
i mean to some degree i would say yes

*Ahem*
CWC was... a person. Amen.

Looks like he finally merged into the other dimension

Did yall catch this video this week?

youtu.be/cYHPLqr5hGo

Very wholesome. Happy to see he isn't a total social wreck.

We know from the Megan arc that he would've made his own life hell all on his own because he doesn't see other people as actual human beings.

did.... did we get the bad end?

Depends on how you define “better.”

He’d be a lot better off mentally, for sure. Still very far from normal, mind you, but there’d be no tweets about the dimensional merge with the cartoon universe.

However, his life would also be utterly unremarkable, with nobody giving a shit about Chris or Sonichu. The sad truth is that there are a million other CWCs out there, and nobody will notice when they die. You could argue Chris is better off just for that.

Better, obviously. We ruined him.

There's nothing wholesome about being in an abandoned building with that degenerate. That actually sounds like hell on earth.

>but there’d be no tweets about the dimensional merge with the cartoon universe
How do you figure that? Chris created that delusion entirely on his own.

Oh Chris.

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obviously, they're living the life they want to without regard for criticism from crab-bucketing normies or autists

don't worry, you couldn't if you wanted to

what can you say about chris
he was chris

Honestly it really is not Bluespike probably contributed alot to Chris chopping off his cock.

delusions and strange behavior are exacerbated by ostracization and negative reinforcement, because they exist as a coping mechanism for those very same external factors.
the only people who don't get this are normies who think gossiping and bullying people will make their own lives better or the person they're complaining about behave better.
in summary, neck yourself normie

Chris didn't chop off his dick you fucking retard

Don’t think it will be public once he shoots up the sonic premier for having blue arms

Okay bluespike.

>no Chris-Chan anime where he actually gets a boyfriend-free girl

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Would Chris be more of a ''shoot em up and then myself'' or just ''shoot myself'' type of person

On the contrary, defective people like you should neck themselves. That is the real purpose of bullying

Will he be reborn in a perfect body resembling that of Mario the Plumber?

he's the kind of person who shows up somewhere with a gun thinking he can effect some ridiculous change like transforming a law or bringing about a cartoon merge, then shoots a few people out of frustration it isn't working before eventually shooting himself out of the deep-seated super-ego bound knowledge that he's insane

do u even into psychosis

Fuck you. I've been ostracized my entire life. I've literally never had a friend my entire 28 year life you stupid faggot. I've never imagined that the real world is going to fuse with anime because I'm not mentally ill. Chris has actual issues and the dimensional merge was born out of those issues, not because some internet people bullied him.

Reminder that Null pushed for Bluespike, who was underage, to engage in phonesex with a mentally retarded man.

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Have you not seen the gifs of his slit or videos or him admitting to doing it ?

lol newshit

The shadman dance

okay i have to kno: what is going on in this webm?

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That's not his slit you stupid underaged ED knowyourmeme newnigger. Holy shit you're fucking retarded.

So you don't have any of the issues we're talking about, and nothing was ever exacerbated by the other elements in the post, and that makes me a faggot?

Obviously his mental illness is at the root of it, but to pretend mental illness is some kind of static entity immune to external influence is fucking retarded.

I've had a better job, more friends, and fucked hotter women than you guaranteed.

Nah he’s just gonna pepper spray them like the gamestop

no i'm not a psychosis build i'm more of a tranquility one

*tips fedora*

Alrighty bluespike.

yeah you sound healthy as fuck dude, nothing being exacerbated there

inability to feel empathy is a symptom of autism

One last dance with the homie youtube.com/watch?v=gPbVRpRgHso

>but to pretend mental illness is some kind of static entity immune to external influence is fucking retarded
You're pretending like Chris wasn't already interacting with the rest of the world. He was already creating a hell of ostracism for himself in his college life through his own mental illness.

youtube.com/watch?v=hOsOwKjlARI

>he's responsible for the behavior of others
bluepilled as hell
just because someone's acting crazy doesn't mean you have to be a dick to them

Chris has LITERALLY not cut off his dick you fucking newniggers. You saw a gif on Yea Forums and thought it was him because you were told it was him, but it wasn't.

someone's trying to kickstart a real chris chan doc
youtube.com/watch?v=dGekFLTbeos
i don't think it'll hit its goal

What if during the funeral, he comes out of the coffin as a zombie

What about when he addresses it in the embedded video? Do you have pics of his ladybulge?

>just because someone's acting crazy doesn't mean you have to be a dick to them
It does when the crazy person is pushing themselves into your life or work and you have no choice but to deal with them. Holy shit, fuck you.

I think geno honestly does a fantastic job himself
But that could be interesting

you sound mentally ill yourself honestly

>inevitable funeral

Everyone's going to die though? so everyone has an inevitable funeral?

i bet chris will have more people at his funeral than most of the people in this thread

>turning a mourning into a celebration

They're in the right desu

Chris is delusional and thought he created a vagina for himself by getting a piercing and listening to hypnotic youtube videos.

The megan thing seemed to be one of the few people chris actually harassed.

I got one better
youtube.com/watch?v=oZPC5b2z2Ag

We all deal with all kinds of hardships in life, people aren't problems you solve by being cruel. That only creates killers and social safety net drains.

Yeah, i'd celebrate like my nigga went to valhalla and i'll be joining them soon

what the fuck? you sound like a paranoid schizophrenic. how is chris pushing himself into your life?

Why would he pierce his dick and not cut it off? Regardless he does not have a functioning unit anymore.

How the fuck do I learn to do that?

i would only attend if he has his eulogy
it would be the only way to end his life

CANT GET ME IN THE AFTERLIFE TROLLS!

he pierced his taint
sonichu.com/cwcki/Self-inflicted_taint_wound

Reminder that jwittz (yes that faggot on youtube) donated $300 to chris so he could buy 6 pokeball pluses to use as fashion accessories. Chris a greedy entitled unappreciative manchild. This is well documented. Giving him money is criminally negligent at this point.

I always keep up with him to see if he'll ''win'' in the end but it just kept getting worse
Godspeed, Chris. Wreck the fucking train with full force.

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Reminder that Meme Magic killed Lemmy Kilmister and it may happen again soon.
Please save this image and repost it in every thread about this cat-abusing faggot tranny retard.
Another "Godly Luck" post said he would be kill next year, but I didn't take a screenshot of that.

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What if bob was there and he said that he faked his death

whoa, is that a fortnite funeral?

>I've had a better job, more friends, and fucked hotter women than you guaranteed.

Neck yourself white knight

it had bob putting false hope into chris, hoping he would listen and change his life.

then chris went and used the money from bobs death to lose a court case.

>SUPER SHAME

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No I mean _my

shiet

Null has always been a faggot even back in the 4+Yea Forums days

Not really better. His parents still coddled him way too much. He’d still be living with his mom doing jack shit playing vidya all day and acting like he’s 10.

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what in the wtf

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>shane motherfucking wayne
Your parents FUCKING hate you.

>tfw self centered faggots who wanted to be a part of the show ruined Chris
>The flaming homo trying to stop it made it even worse

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What is tldr of the ''liquid chris'' saga that everyone talks about

La le lu lei lo

LA LE LU LEI LO

oh no

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Someone impersonated chris. Woman named kacey gets herself involved in a love triangle between chris and liquid. People pretend to believe liquid is the real chris and start calling chris ian brandon anderson. Chris does all sorts of crazy shit trying to prove he is the real chris. There is a phone call between chris and a man pretending to be kacey's father where he rips into chris in a way never seen before or since. Chris learns nothing from all this.

I dont mind the sonichu shit. I really feel bad he became a tranny

Post Chris kino
youtube.com/watch?v=0hA5mrsK2ZQ

The same, his own nature would make him target for someone soon or later

Who's this in the pic?

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Chris wasn't just randomly picked as a target. He stuck out because he was odd. And when people started poking him he sperged out. He never ever ever learns his lesson

>Megan

Hold the fucking phone, how in the fuck they got hold of her?

youtube.com/watch?v=YQHjorZBCbk&t=77s

You can find her on facebook easily

holy fuck I dont remember the pelvic thrusting part

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Fun fact
Liquid Chris is a Cancer research Doctor now and one of Chris-chan's friends who was afraid of blue water overcame his fear by swimming in Hawaii

Mein Gott

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Yeah but she wouldnt do that kind of stuff, she fucking hate chris

some user on /x/:
>casket is lowered into the grave
>underground theme starts playing

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POSTING IN A STICKY

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>$500 of $20000
>28 days to go
shit, and this looked really good too

youtube.com/watch?v=Furs535ly94

obviously she did retard

>implying megan wouldn't appear in the doc if the price was right

>The kickstarter already has $8387 tacos
Why would anyone give so much money to something related to this piece of shit cat abuser?

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chris will be fine. he's getting more and more famous with normies every day. he's gonna strike it big any day now. he's famous enough that i wouldn't be surprised if adult swim or something offered him a show

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I like Chris' more innocent videos like the one where he was presenting Sonichu to SEGA and shit.

People are idiots. Chris being involved just means the documentary will just be a pile of shit that tries to paint Chris as a victim.

He was never going to lead a good life. I think he's genuinely mentally ill and his redneck parents were ill equipped to raise a child with special needs. Having a group of spergs following his every move didn't help, but the game was rigged from the start.

Liquid saga is a fan favorite because it was just dumb fun, no trying to harm him or anything, just fucking with him
Also posting some of my favorite Christ chan related videos
youtube.com/watch?v=KXdg6QpmnGU
youtube.com/watch?v=Jhp5WyvPWNI
youtu.be/XJkS9ODnn4g?t=738
youtube.com/watch?v=R4ZtZzjp5ms
youtube.com/watch?v=cEmM4JKZK8I

I guess if she gets pay to talk trash about him

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*spits on grave*

>trying to outdo /ourguy/ genosamuel

Virginiafag here. Was driving in Harrisonburg and saw a blue old van in front of me with Jesus stickers all over the back, then I saw the license plate that said Sonichu. He made his license plate Sonichu.

When I passed the car, it definitely was him in the driver's seat. I'm amazed he can even drive.

Did you throw anything at him/his car or at least flip him off?

whites vs blacks

This saga was great

All the people who got in a car with him said he drives like a fucking maniac on crack

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He cut off a cat's paw and let a dog drown in filth without feeding it.

The GenoSamuel documentary will still be better even if it does hit it's goal

Even when he is raping his son in the ass chris has to make himself out to be the real victim

I kinda perfred the Ben saint lecture on it since it gives a very, very brief overview on it all and because he gave a shout out to Lazerbot's patreon which was like 17 dollars so he could make more TGT

I believe you but can you provide a source for that? There’s too much to look through

i can't tell where this begins or ends
i mean, i know his shit hasn't improved, but DAMN

Ben's lecture is good, but it's more about Sonichu than Chris himself. His TGT one was also good.

This motherfucker really deserves pain and suffering, if death is not an option as it has been apparent so far. I wish I could shove my thumbs into his degenerate eye sockets while he helplessly screams.
NOBODY fucks with cats.

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not him but trust me when I say this isn't not even scratching the surface of what those Cats are going through

No, but I wish I had gotten a picture. I wonder if he is still living in Ruckersville because I also saw him in Staunton a while ago too.

From what I saw, he was going pretty fast.

His most recent video is great, it seems he's made a friend

youtube.com/watch?v=TP0S-OQslLc

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When did Chris do that?

There's probably a Sonic's at Staunton or he drove all the way there for McDonald's because he got kicked out of the one from Ruckersville.

Please don't tell me, I'm very sensitive when it comes to kitties. God I feel like crying from anger and impotence now.

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you know if you say shit like that you can't keep the "hahaha im just trolling for the fun of it dont be mad" act up. You're showing that you're actually mad about chris. That's what makes you look like an A-Log

The only way to salvage this, is to throw those dancers in the casket too.

Imagine driving an hour or more away just to go to GameStop because you've been banned at all the ones close.

imagine going to a gamestop period

I legitimately would spit on his grave.

Ha! Gaaay!

I didn't say I thought you wouldn't.

Apparently the funeral is from some goth mexican who died and those dancing goths are his friends while all the normal people there are his family and their friends.

Look man just because youve done bad things doesnt make you a bad person. Its how you use those experiences and evolve from it. If you never can, thats when you become a bad person.

DON’T CALL ANYONE

Chris Chan is the reason why selective human breeding should be obligatory.

If eugenics was a thing, you and I would probably not be here

I'd be here in your stead

>you and I would probably not be here
I would love nothing more.

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So you're me?

No I'm you

The cybergoths actually had no relation to the deceased, they just kinda just showed up and started dancing and nobody at the funeral knew what to do.

Capitalist take care of the impotent, let life be untouched and the incompetent discard themselves out of the game

No shit

I'm not shit I'm you

Untrue

SEX

Outing myself as a zoomer I know but I was 11 when The whole CWC thing happened back in 2008. I figured I'd just stay away from the whole thing at the first site of that holding out for a hero video.
The fact that I'm still hearing his name is a bit underwhelming. How have people not moved onto a different car crash by now?

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Yes, and?

No one is as funny and gullible as Chris

>youtube.com/watch?v=TP0S-OQslLc
>just keep reading

wtf

Why were you deep enough into the internet to know about CWC at age 11

Chris continues to be the biggest car crash is why lil zoom.

Is he the same guy who filmed this? youtube.com/watch?v=MD4AulkzdJE

>you had to be all that deep to come across CWC back in 08
nigga what? the same people who were making fun of "STOP CALLING ME A HOMO" kid were also talking about Chris and Sonichu.

Man I want my funeral to look like a Jet Set Radio cutscene.

His life was forfeit the moment he left his 40 something year-old mom’s womb.

It just keeps giving
The ride never ends

>Dreaming studio of Mr. C and Little C
Fuck. Bob wasn't the perfect parent either but I still felt worse for him than Barb. I miss my dad

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There ain't no car crash quite like Chris-chan. Also, somewhat ironically, the borderline autistic, communal obsession with Chris-chan has made him one of the most well documented individuals in modern history. Which is in itself pretty interesting.

did he really? holy hell

The internet autist spectrum has two directions. The Chris Chan way, and the Tamers12345 way.

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Somebody please explain the video with him in the abandoned insane asylum

Sad thing is that CWC wasn't really meant to be. Trolling has definitely influenced his life, but with the way he's been brought up by his parents and their age? Realistically I don't think the course of his life would've really changed, maybe it would be a lot more quieter and less memes sure, but IRL I think his life in the 40's and on would just be the same when both of his parents are dead.

>How have people not moved onto a different car crash by now?

Nobody trolls Chris better than Chris.

Not that user but thats Brendan Jordan. My gf is obsessed with that fruitcake.

Fuck.

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These are on the same side of the spectrum. The other side is people like pannen

youtube.com/watch?v=fvz9jLqSzX8
essentially this.

whatever happened with that "documentary"
I heard the guy's back?

Imagine being obsessed with some basement dwelling retard and posting his image on Yea Forums for literal years, long past the death of the meme. It's almost as sad as being the basement dwelling retard himself

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I just finished watching that huge youtube series about Chris chan, it finished on part XIII right after "Liquid Chris" got introduced. How do I come to know more of the epic legend of the Chris Chan/Christina/whatever?

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I can't believe Guzma is fucking dead

sonichu.com/cwcki

See you in ten months

Read the cwcki

He is kinda cute

I'm goin in boys

Wish that guy (Samurai something I forget his name) would come back :(

Im your friend, user

fucking lmao

lol ur're faggot

Chris will outlive everyone in this thread

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Fuck chris and fuck the kiwifarms

>Cats
ResetEra is that-a-way, fruitcake.

I hope he does

Imagine for a moment that you're Mary Lee Walsh.

You're the dean of faculty at a local community college. The pay isn't the best in the world, but overall, you enjoy your job. Then one day, you receive a complaint from one of your female students about a creepy stalker soliciting sex on campus. Upon further investigation, you find a slightly overweight young man wearing colorful clothing and a strange yellow medallion around his neck, holding a funny-looking sign. You attempt to politely ask the man to stop loitering, but he refuses to listen. Since words clearly aren't working, you decide to confiscate the sign and tear it up.

Over the course of the next several years, you occasionally encounter a group of strange men wearing pickle costumes and shouting "JULAAAAAAAAY" while wandering around your campus. Luckily, you are able to call campus security and have them escorted away.

Then the economy crashes, and you end up getting laid off. Luckily, a friend of yours knows somebody who could potentially help you find a new job, one that's perfect for you. However, a few days before the scheduled job interview, you receive a phone call from your prospective employer saying "We're sorry, but after a bit more investigation into your background, we've decided that you wouldn't be a good fit for this position".

Curious as to how you could fail to qualify for that job, you decide to google your own name. You find a few crude crayon drawings of an old woman wearing a viking helmet, and several pages worth of images in that "annie may" style that you've overheard some of your art students talking about, of a buxom, blonde-haired woman with devil horns. But at the top of the search list, is what appears to be a Wikipedia article, detailing every last detail of your forgotten encounter with a male student, all those years ago.

How would you react?

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Eternal life without eternal youth, essentially a rotting undying thing. Interesting.

Chrischan has issues but they were made worse because people teased and bullied him on the internet. In another era, he would have been a village idiot everyone knew but at least cared for because he could be tricked into doing work nobody else wanted to do.

He was a real human being and a real hero.
May his legends be passed on for all eternity, recorded in history books, studied, curated and preserved.
May we know more about this man and his life.

Damn never thought of her in this way

Oh, Chris. If only there was someone out there who loved you.

THEY GOT MEGAN!?

Sometimes I wonder if the random people who had one-off encounters with Chris and ended up having every pertinent detail obsessively documented in the CWCki ever found out about it, I know Cole Smithy hates anyone who asks him about Chris but you never hear whether people like Mary and the various mall cops who had to kick Chris out multiple times ever learned that they were later turned into comic book supervillains rendered with Crayola markers

And he sold all of this

The majority of trolls only did stupid shit like pretend to be surf shack Tito, Miyamoto or cuck him in a pickle suit. Only like 2 ever did anything bad to Chris, the majority just asked him to better himself, clean his room or sell his legos.
Chris chans life would be worse without the trolls because trolls pay his fucking bills. 95% of the terrible things that happen to Chris is his own fault like assaulting people, doing hit and runs, sending death threats, drawing porn of his friend, abusing animals, ect.
Its also important to remember that Chris Chan is literally insane. He BELIEVES CWCville is a real place where hes a god and uses that power to murder people in his own world.
Chris is a piece of shit human being and doesn't deserve sympathy.

He's back and currently uploading "remasters"(basically the same videos with some occasional new bits of info sprinkled in) of the parts he made last year. Says he'll probably get back to Liquid Chris and actually get to new docu material in like June. His YT is GenoSamuel2.1

>fruitcake
Oh no... Two people saying this very specific term in the same thread... Why do I have a feeling this is gonna become the next obnoxious buzzword in turn? This is exactly how "s(ö)y", "boomer", "zoomer", etc started and they all became a fucking plague.

But of course fucking Hiro won't ban buzzwords, he only does whatever is worst for this shithole.

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Who the fucks that guy? What is he talking about? Is it just a late April fool's video? Is it part of Chris's new cpu religion? Is anyone getting shot or stabbed?

at least he had friends.
I probably won't even have a funeral

Tough call, he probably wouldn't have done things like cut his perineum with a letter opener without the influence of the Internet but at the same time the people trolling him actually provide a significant portion of his income in the form of Patreon donations and buying whatever worthless junk he puts on eBay

...

I use "fruitcake" regularly, I better not see these other fruitcakes start using it as a "meme".

>Chris dies
>his corpse floats in the air for a brief moments and his head explodes into a warp hole
>the dimensional merge stars

What if he was right all along?

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Could be worse
at least he's not Anthony burch

I forgot about soi, based hiro

At this point he's only a hairs breadth above him.

Then I'd be dick deep in hex maniac.

I miss Mad Thad. He's now Christian Thad.

>when a convicted pedophile seems more socially stable than chris

You bet a bunch among this place, SA and specially Kiwifarms in particular would do at least.

Shit, I would, that's a once in a lifetime opportunity

WHEN'S THE FUCKING MERGE

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Chris is going to be forgotten about way before he dies. Once Barb dies he'll be in a home or a mental hospital.

meh who gives a shit. She didn't have to tear the sign up or tell him he was gonna stay forever alone.
Not that I care about defending chris, but why feel sorry for her?

I for one welcome the 50% chance of dying or becoming your literal OC of your dreams
It is a win-win situation

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I want to have sex with Velma god damnit

Holy shit

At this point we all just want to see how it ends.

Hold up, what can happen as a result of the merge? I can either
>Die
>Become my hot pink haired OC girl

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>Die
>Become a Kiwi bird with an Eye patch and a lust for revenge
Dimension merge can't come soon enough

The only way would be if his parents came to terms with how they were too old to raise him properly and gave him in adoption to a traditional family that actually gave a shit and challenged him HARD.

the trolls that were fucking with chris were the same type of people who assume women such as that tik tok girl is a guy. they are sodomite tranny chasers who always drilled transexualism into chris's already weak mind

everything was cool and funny before the faggots made him a tranny

It's not fair boys why do we have to wait... that stupid fat fucker hasn't given us an update in a while unless I've missed something.

I just want to be the anime waifu and sex Reiner god DAMN IT.

I don't remember CWC saying that dying was a possibility. Is this new lore? Someone confirm.

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>someone, somewhere, for whatever reason had this VCR'd and kept it long enough to upload to the internet
That someone was Chris, its from his "Yep, I'm on TV :)" DVD. Its part of the reason he was discovered to begin with, besides SA members talking about him handing people links to the sonichu comic at his graduation.

>yfw he makes a cameo in the movie

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So this is where they got that MK character from

It's in his video, basically the gist of it is when the merge happens, if your body fails to merge with your OC counterpart, you will die

Shit I don't have an OC. I need to think of something, something rich.

Just being a spastic autist with a retard lisp isn't enough to get popular on the internet, plenty of people sound and look that way. What solidified his place on the internet was being a creepy asshole. Iv'e seen people like him and even lower functioning and even they don't do the autistic and creepy shit Chris did. Not to mention Chris isn't just some poor handicapped person who got picked on, he's a selfish, meanspirited, sonofabitch.

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Did Thad really become born again? I haven't followed him at all since he got released from prison, what's going on with him now?

Did he really clean up in prison?

this
the more you learn about Chris, the less sympathy you have for him

He was the most extraordinary man I ever knew.

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This happens to a ton of pedophiles that go to jail.

What do you mean? cats kill many endangered animals, (for fun not for food), there are about 100 per square city block give or take, and they could care less whether humans live or die. I don't know man cats are assholes

Ah, I found his actual math on it too

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This. I actually had a similar situation to Chris. I actually have autism myself(diangosed not meme autism) and even resemble Chris a bit(fat, useless NEET) but after seeing Chris it made me want to do better, I also got harrassed and doxxed by people for like 6 years but it was on a much smaller scale than Chris. Even with my autism even I eventually figured out to stop feeding the trolls and just move on. And what do you know after I stopped responding to them they left me alone. Haven't heard from them in years now.

The whole idea behind Liquid was funny, but it's horrifying if you think about.
Imagine if you were going through your life, and then a guy who claims he's you, and he's more handsome, talented and successful than you know you'll ever be shows up.

Ah, been a while since I watched the merge video(s?) so thank you. I like to think my autism is powerful enough to guarantee I merge with my OC but I guess if I'm wrong death is fine too. Fingers crossed I'm banging magnum anime Aryan dong soon.

>the math is drawn on a napkin
kek

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Even the cybergoth glitches have friends that show up at their funeral.
And I have fucking nothing

Who's the bigger beta?

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From the interview it sounded like he became a huge gay

The happa

Chris, an inbred retard autist, had the balls to actually ask a girl out in the mall once (despite being awful at it.) meanwhile Elliot with all his money and honestly not even being that bad looking, couldn't ask one single girl out. Both have a huge ego but the difference being Chris is a total cuck for women and a beta boy where as Elliot was more of a classic angry /r9k/ incel.

I hope I survive to be able to become my big titty hot pink haired futa OC and bang my waifu

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Chris basically worships women, where Elliot was more about being worshipped.

Why are hapas little balls of rage?

>Chris basically worships women, where Elliot was more about being worshipped

Chris absolutely wants to be "worshipped" he projects that a lot in his comic and honestly i'd be more afraid of someone like Chris Chan running the world than Elliot. Chris has a way worse ego than Elliot I think. Mainly because his parents babied him so much and probably never criticized him at all for anything. Where as Elliot's parents kinda just were cold to him.

What the fuck is a happa.

half white
half asian

Sounds similar to that one OC that's everywhere on porn sites
Sponty

Vent to me user, are you doing alright?

Chris, but I just wanna say I don't think Chris would ever kill anyone. Anytime he's actually been confronted with violence he has gotten scared and backed off. The thing about him running Schieder over was bullshit, it was true but basically what happened was Schieder was trying to block Chris's car and Chris got scared and I think tried to panic back out. I don't think his intention was to harm him. Apparently this has been a common trend with Chris as well (accidentally hurting people by accident when he's scared.)

Chris running the world wouldn't be as bad as Elliot Rogers. Chris is already easy to lead on and manipulate. However, if Chris did actually get god-like powers, we'd be fucked.

If Chris actually put effort into losing weight and had some better fashion sense, I think he would actually look pretty normal.

>being this mad at chris

lmfao calm down edgelord. he's literally harmless. worst he's done is sexually harass women and be racist. are you going to spit on the graves of 99% of 4channers too?

Nah, I actually accidentally designed her close to Poison. Tall, fat titty midriff baring pink haired futa that wears high heels. Only difference is lack of hat, different clothes and less muscle toned, more thicc.

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Elliot's family actually tried to help him for real. Even after his parents dicorced he still had a greatly above average life.

>"And here we see the tomb of one in honor to the god Hermes"
>"The artist has clearly taken some liberties"

The virgin shooter vs the chad betabuck vacuum

Nice
we'll have to meet up if we survive and you let me rub your belly

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wholesome, that really is a fun fact

Fuck you

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what you see here is the next terry davis.

>293 replies
>141 posters

it's definitely the same person posting all of the chris hate in the thread. hey you, stop being such a faggot. the only people who throw this much hatred at chris are autismos who are even worse than him. got something to hide?

>Liquid Chris is a Cancer research Doctor now
God that's weird to think about.

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Of course user. Although my weak spot is actually gently running a hand through my hair

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Would Chris Chan have turned out semi-normal like Ulillillia if people didn't mess with him?

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Is this post still true though?

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Rodger. Chris put himself out there and applied himself. Sure he went about it the wrong way, but he didn't let being a virgin with rage ruin his life... completely. Very much Virgin Elliot vs Chris-Chad.

Probably not. Chris was already screwed before people started messing with him. Chris probably wouldn't be as bad, but he'd still be a mess.

there's a group of creepy guys with a public irc chat that try to apply occultist psychology to chris but they are also raising funds to buy him a coffin

Aye, I could do that

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motherfuck you can't just say shit like that and not post some kind of proof. Come on

No, Chris' parents are fucked up too.

If Chris stopped uploading videos after the Rolling and Trolling videos, it would've gone down as one of the greatest Kaufmanesque moments online

Chris(tine) would have ended up in prison if the internet nonsense never happened.

youtube.com/watch?v=pcDotlrD5JE

>"american humor"

OHAYO MISTAH MAYAMOTO-SAN
youtu.be/35N3SO2H7IE

I don't think so. Their mental disorders are different. Chris is an autistic who blames everything but himself because he doesn't understand empathy and pushes away anything that conflicts with his thinking. Uli has mild to severe OCD that does not prevent him from understanding that his quirks and phobias are irrational and detrimental.

I don't know I did hear that he just isn't sexually attracted to Kasey though and that she's fat now

>literally 2 people
>is this the new phrase
unplug your computer and go outside, your brain is mush user

youtube.com/watch?v=SMJuS0T_JmY
I am so proud of him, man

I dunno, there's going to be someone who'll check up on him IRL and see him be his usual self.

>implying Chris won't start a Third Impact and kill us all leaving him as the only one left on earth

Feels weird to have grown up watching Chris Chan and seeing his stagnate as I ascended past despite being younger. I hold a sort of soft pity for him, even though I know he's done terrible things.

holy shit. How's he doing now?

She is fat, also really fucking ugly. Liquid could do way fucking better, what the hell man. Also the Liquid saga was god awful, everything not involving Liquid was terrible(which was all mostly just Kacey)

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Recently, I believe, he went to hawaii and swam in some blue water, he quit Video games all together and is doing pretty well for himself, got a gf and everything

>C-197
Really? it's just fucking Rick and Morty. Is this a case of Memes infecting a persons' sense of fucking thought?? wtf is that "math"?

>gf

damn, what she look like?

>quit video games all together
But video game videos are still being uploaded on that channel

He knows which side his bread is buttered on

What does he have phobias of?

guess, oh that's right he has a morrowind video of him punching blue water I believe maybe he got it under control now
still good on the guy for overcoming his fear

> Is this a case of Memes infecting a persons' sense of fucking thought??
Think for a moment who made the dimensional merge

If anyone needs hope in humanity redestroyed, I found this article while searching Google for funeral furries
>archive.is/sxsSo

>tfw you'll never go to a local game store in the 2000s to play Pokemon, Yugioh, and Smash, then hit on the only metalhead girl there who's obsessed with Nazis

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>666 kb

This is not ok, user.

>tfw "metalhead" girls these days are just likely SJWs who get offended when metal is offensive
Well, at least metal has it nowhere near as bad as punk does, especially when it comes to girls.

>"The swastika used to mean good luck"
>The Office style quick cut

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I'm sad the bald head with the side hair mohawk is associated with them too now

>Megan in the final few seconds of the trailer
kino

Chris is the midas of shit because everyone he directly associates with gets fucked as well

Chris contacted someone on the Rick and Morty production team on Twitter to ask them what the name of our "current" dimension is, the guy assumed he was trying to make a joke and replied with C-197 and Chris took it seriously so now he repeats it constantly

If you're into punk user, I'm really sorry it's turned out that way, both for your taste in a girls and music. Sucks to see something you love get ruined by people who at best, like it for the wrong reasons, or at worst hate everything it's about.

>won't ban buzzwords
last year when s o y was filtered all it did was increase s o y posting
just let them run their course

Sweet.

The symbol used to be called a Manji which was a good luck charm.. It was corrupted by the Nazis into the swastika. He's actually right as fucked as it sounds

Don't manji face in the opposite direction?

I know, just the way he says it and how the video is edited made it a lot more funny.

Chris's upbringing had more to do with fucking him in the head than anything else. He was already doing weird, fucked up shit long before the internet discovered him. The dating signs, for instance, were done before the internet discovered him. Hell, he experimented with cross dressing long before he started openly identifying as female, too. He had actual homophobia, as in a genuine fear of becoming gay.

Look up his emails exchanged with Megan, it's very clear. Also he got into that entire situation to begin with over a very retarded string of logic that didn't give her any consideration at all.

>Be Chris
>People on the internet claiming I'm gay
>I really hate this
>To prove I'm not gay, I'm going to upload this crudely drawn porn I made of myself fucking these girl who looks suspiciously like my fictional daughter
>That'll definitely show them!
>Oh shit, they're calling me out as a sick fuck who's into incest.
>Better make up some excuse...
>Uh, actually it was my friend Megan all along! Yeah. There's nothing wrong with publicly uploading porn of a personal friend without her consent. Nothing at all!
>Wow, she's mad at me for it. I don't understand. I did nothing wrong!

Chris is human garbage, that's why people fuck with him with no remorse whatsoever. The only reason he hasn't turned into a serial killer or a dictator is because he's a stupid incompetent fuck with no charisma.

it's still the same symbol though

Shit, at this point I don't even know what my taste is anymore
I eat whatever is put on my plate

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what is this and why does it exist

It's just memeing, Chris is still alive though he recently got dragged into court by debt collectors yet again

Nah. Geno's is top tier. This is someone looking for easy cash.

I'm just glad metal has never been afraid to tell poseurs to fuck off. Nerds could've learned a thing or two from them.

Fuck off, namefag.

imagine being this obsessed

tfw no Megan gf

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Imagine a car crash where 2 vehicles hit. Then another car blows a tire on the glass and crosses the median. A semi swerves, jacknifing and hitting a school bus. The bus tire bounces across the median and hits another car, and the driver loses control and hits a tree. The tree falls into a power line. The powerline sparks ignite the fluid leaking from the cars.

Thats what CWC is. Every time the ride SHOULD end, it doesnt. Some new crash happens every season.

damn someone needs to put that to a beat. Absolute fire