What are some good games to play with your girlfriend?

girls aren't real

This is the most anxiety inducing deal on earth. And it only happened to me fucking once

I'm having mine play Danganronpa right now

Super Mario Party
Unravel 2
New Super Mario U
Super Mario 3D World
Donkey Kong Tropical Freeze
Mortal Kombat X
Rayman Legends
Nintendoland

>Happens once
>Spill spaghetti and fuck it up
>Never happens again throughout the rest of your life

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Played Mariokart 8 with my gf all night last night. We were going to play Smash, and then smash, but we wound up falling asleep in eachother’s arms under a blanket instead

Stop.

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>tfw have never known this feel

STOP FUCKING POSTING THIS
I KNOW I'VE NEVER FELT THIS FEEL
YOU KNOW I'VE NEVER FELT THIS FEEL
QUIT FUCKING RUBBING IT IN YOU DOUBLE NIGGER

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>Try not spill spaghetti and act rude instead
>She doesn't like you anymore

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>tfw girls only like you when youre in a relationship and you want to plow more than anything

What is it like to have a girl actually want to be around me...I wonder....

>tfw people like me
>tfw they consider me reliable
>tfw they want to be my friends
>tfw i just want to be left alone

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how do people sit like that for more than 30 seconds

>try to socialize with people
>get ignored and shat on

>keep to my own and do what I enjoy
>get approached by people to pay attention to them

Fucking social vampires. Nothing worse than these scum of the earth. They only need you as long as they can syphon off of your energy. Motherfucking rejects should be killed.

>tfw nobody likes me
>tfw they consider me worthless
>tfw nobody wants anything to do with me >tfw I just want friends

wanna trade?

gmod on my gameball system with the modz i make, and every game like garrysmod, i got sex modz simz modz hoez be cooking food for me like simz in gmod bro i sneak up on michael jackson with the hitman syringe and i mod all the best esrb type gamez to be like real life we even sell michael jackson these in every bidya gayme for 6k real cash an 6k in game cash then we beat him up with gta sa dildoz and steal his shoez and gold chainz and i got Apple aPhone modz and iPhone m,od with snapchat app in game and burn his shoez melt them truestory and craft/make his chain into another one i got all the real life modz and haccz on the best bidya gamez

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any pron game you only need one hand for

I had that happen to me one time in high school. Unfortunately it turned out she was an autistic stalker.
Sometimes I wonder what life would be like if I went through with it all

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I wish i could

michael jackson wantz the nba jumpan and swingman almightyairsosas i make holding every strap dual wield like aspz with everyattachment but we scam him everytime and sell him fake shoez jumpmanz and nba swingman shoez holding gta dildoz he wantz the shirtz too but we sell him the onez holding dildoz instead of gunz

That happened to me a couple of times and it was just annoying. I wish I felt some affection for someone because I'm lonely but even when I did spend time with people which I haven't done in years now, I hated all of them no matter how much I wanted to like them. There's no winning.

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>2 girls at work constantly want to take me out drinking and hook me up with other girls
>have a crush on one of them
>she constantly talks about how she wishes she could find someone with my personality

Fucking kill me

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>multiple girls like you
>you're gay

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If you’ve ever had a girl have a crush on you EVER then you’re a normalfaggot and you don’t belong on this board. Period.

overcooked
meow motors

michael jackson wants the wingjeanz too but we sell him ripped jeanz and all the comz gay clothez michael jacksonz stayz sending me bideo messages of him eating live animalz bro true story he just gets the mouse and bitez the head off alive and he eatz balut eggZ and live snailz chellz and all

Hasn't happened since high school, back when everyone was horny and desperate. How do you even hook up past your 20s?

Make her suck me off after anal.

Overcooked and Splatoon were our go-tos.

They like you because you are gay user

I dated a girl who realized she was a lesbian, but was afraid of coming out because her mom was abusive. She didn't want us to break up, but I can't date someone who's gay; it doesn't feel right.

do not communicate with them using your voice unless they say you are enchanting so you can get magic blood from them and draw us bomb lolis and waifus of them bro
>you are enchanting