Meanwhile at the Yea Forums mansion...
Meanwhile at the Yea Forums mansion
get outta my room I'm playing Minecraft
HIRO SAID IT WAS MY TURN TO PLAY XBOX
guys i have a confession to make!
I don't actually like video games
My sister's coming over to play some street fighter tonight. Please be courteous!
What happens if I beat her?
Woo! Video games! Let's play!
You're going to fit in here.
Imagine being a burglar and the last thing you see is these fucking dolls as a moist nugget's 7.62x54r blows a hole through your gray matter.
get the fuck outta my room faggot
Give her encouraging words!
It would be extremely painful
My wife at the stove
hello, hope you dont mind my muslim boyfriend Bamb Gho Bum moving in, haha hes harmless lol guys
I've been waiting to get into the bathroom for 12 hours now, but the door's locked and I hear an user inside going "YAHOO-YAHOO-YAHOO-YAHOO" and it's getting faster and faster. Is he masturbating in there? Has he been doing it this whole time? What the fuck user, some of us have to piss.
When will /pol/ finally move out?
fuck off nigger get out of my room
i called /k/ and told them youre all serbs
have fun faggots, i heard the sega dreamcast is bulletproof hahahahaha
Calm down, hes just unclogging the toilet.
/fit/ here
I'll give you a blowjob and gag your balls if you guess my favorite videogame
>omega foreveralone has to fill the void in his life with dolls to pretend people like him
>also has to buy a shitload of range toys he'll never use but to show off on Yea Forums and fantasize about shooting niggers/burglars or stopping a school shooting with to feel powerful
like pottery. never trust a gun collector
is he dead?
Dark Cloud 2
Faggot.
Who's the motherfucker who's leaving the kitchen a mess every night making chocolate pudding?
Harassment is never ok.
Better yet, it's always at 4 o'clock in the morning. Why on earth is he making chocolate pudding then?
Yeah, haha
*Slllluuuuurps**
SHUT THE FUCK UP DONT PUDDINGSHAME ME YOU NIGGER
Who the fuck keeps masturbating on my figure collection?
>that gap
user, stop it. You've lost control of your life.
Our neighbor from /vr/ is going to come over! What vidya are we going to play with him?
You’re a big brother
WHO LEFT THEIR GAY OC DRAWINGS ON THE FUCKING FRIDGE AGAIN
who ate all the eggs?
Fortnite
Good ol' Mario Kart 64 every time. But I call dibs on Toad.
Uh guys, why is there a van outside?
is that actually Lee's house?
It's only free beer
I just got out of jail, what did I miss in the last month?
Yo anyone wanna replay Jak 2?
MadThad is that you? Oh shiiit, he's finally back lads. There's that new pedo game called Sekiro. You'll like it, it has a cute shota
It's not gay if he looks like a girl!
No I just did a month for violating probation for smoking weed
G-guys what should I respond?
Gay erping on the 1st, lots of it. Hours worth of threads.
Make me.
Invite her to the Yea Forums mansion, what could go wrong?
JUST
user
YOU PROMISED
>what could go wrong
her faith in humanity
Shut the fuck up bitch I'm playing
Post the other one and I'll fuck your tits
Who the fuck adopted this dog?
I BROUGHT IT HOME TO FEED TO HIRO STOP FUCKING AROUND WITH IT
Wake me up when one of the doomfags is done with my coursework pls and thank you
GUYS, YOU HAVE TO FUCKING BELIEVE ME. THE TRAPS ARE MAKING A FUCKING CULT AND CONVERTING PEOPLE TO THEIR SISSYSPAWNS. BE CAREFUL OF WHAT YOU EAT AND DRINK.
With an AA-12
Wasn't there once an attempt to build the Yea Forums mansion in VRchat? What happened to that?
Where did she get my shirt from?
get fucked american
I can only assume that it devolved into grown men dressed as anime girls having virtual sex with each other
I can see no other logical conclusion as to how such a thing would en
weed is legal in my state too, fuck the court system
He's crossing the multiverse, use the other bathroom upstairs
user, i didn't know there was another one
Honestly user I've just been dropping my dumps/piss outside in a hole I dug. The air flows between my legs and it feels nice.
DMC5 lived up to the hype
Gimme a huuug user
Hey guys, how long do you think it will be until someone fills the mansion with deadly chemical ga-
No titfucks for you then Zelda
Idk, but is that your shirt too you fag?
Don't mind me, just cleaning up the garbage
which one of you weeb fucks ordered the pizza?
i'm really looking everywhere in Afrobull's art, what are you talking about?
You're being paranoid, come have a brownie and you'll feel better
I-it was me!.. Don't fuck me in the ass for that please, please!!!
doing gods work user
user, you seemed to have made a mistake in your post.
In order to properly deadpost, you need to end your post in the middle of your sentence WITHOUT a dash at the end.
The reason for this is because posters immediately know you were pretending to deadpost, ruining the deadpost.
Next time exclude the "-" from your post and improve your deadposts, please.
Thank you.
... Where's my complimentary Soda?
>thinking I can afford that kind of mortgage.
Fuck off Pepe
Hey bros, lol, can you all stay upstairs tonight i'm throwin a party and I don't want all the girls to get scared and leave, thanks
imagine the smell
TONIGHT
why's there only one mattress for like, 45 guys?
Oh shit, I'm sorry
I think the stench of piss, fart and sweaty ballsack would be overwhelming.
Ok, who the FUCK is the jackass blasting the MGR soundtrack at 2AM? I'm trying to sleep, you fucking cretin, not even earplugs stops it from bleeding through. These walls are paper thin, having to hear the /u/boats next to me go at it 24/7 is bad enough.
you double nigger
EVERYONE TO THE THEATER ROOM, IT'S MOVIE NIGHT!
WHEN WILL THEY LEARN
>45
user...
We're doing man-on-man bunking to save space.
That's mine, thank you
Someone made an edit of the text, user.
We draw straws to determine who gets to sleep where, tonight you get the dog house out back
MOOOM ANIME SWORDSMEN KEEP BEATING MY KROOL IN SMASH
Who let the Chinese businessmen in?
Imma pop these cocksuckers if they ask me about their new retail store again
Sorry for what?
I swear if we watch the room again!
Melanin golem reporting in, where's the Mario Kart crew at? I'm ready to hold down 4th place.
>JUST pepperoni and cheese
>miku over rin
you brought this on yourself user
Why is this nigga so fucking reflective
"I'm trying not to feel bad about the way I acted while maintaining the way I act regardless of how you feel, I became a hypocrite and needed to justify myself and that's all I care about" the apology
WHO DRANK MY FUCKING BEER
Oh, god damn it user, i thought you meant a follow up picture involving an actual titfuck
There's tons of text edits of that picture
I THINK THIS MANSION SUCKS
Fake as fuck
If tonight's another gay ass romcom or The Room again I'm burning down that theater room
It better be Kung Pow i swear to god
So, the worst part about this is definitely the trash bag not covering the entire can.
Anyone else wake up after a stormy night with this in their face?
No user, this time we'll watch a movie about making video games!
Go back to twitch, Fred
it wasn't me!
Yes, I stand by my choice
Okay who's bright fucking idea was it to set all the door codes to 0451? Why even lock my room at this point?
Sorry about that 4 inch benis, hah.
Anyone wanna come out back and watch me practice doing a Siberian Blizzard? I really think that I can do it this time!
It's my beer now you fucking midget
Glad you could all make it, gents. There's this indie film that I've been dying to show you all. I promise, it's a real winner.
And it's a musical! youtube.com
user NO! You'll release the Demon known as Phil once again!
Good news.
Ok lets be real for a second
How would you actually feel if you had to share a massive mansion with like 70 other people who use Yea Forums for like a month?
Like, how do you think it would work?
You ever watch that movie with commentary by the SMB devs? It's great, they shit all over Phil Fish.
who are you calling short you irrelevant god?
All Halos are coming to PC on steam, including Reach.
Who the FUCK stole my controller
I will burn this fucking place to the ground
no more hugs, user
who's this faggot wearing yellow trimmed medieval armor running around shoving steroids in his legs every 3 seconds and talking like a schizo?
Who the fuck overwrote my save file? I'm whooping your ass
Why did she have the need to point out he's a manlet? Why couldn't she just say it didn't work out or something instead?
If I went on a blind date and the girl's a total ham planet, I wouldn't tell her I no longer want to see her because she's fat. I would simply make up some kind of excuse. Maybe if I did mention her weight she would find motivation to lose it, but a manlet can't change his height.
God I hate whores so much.
It would work about as much as all the NEETs living in it.
I would be that sad looking guy watching every conversation from the back of the room before retreating to his own space and playing vidya alone
Poorly.
Fredposting was a thing before the wresting :(
Guys help I'm fucking blind
I can't find my glasses and everytime I reach for something I'm 99% sure it's phallic shaped and not my glasses
please help it's been weeks
>The gay sped up version
>with like 70 other people who use Yea Forums for like a month
This would unironically turn into a mental hospital in like 2 weeks. I'm not even joking if we are talking about people who browse Yea Forums or Yea Forums. I'm ok with /fa/, Yea Forums, /fit/ and other boards like these because they are normal people
ups just dropped off
anyone expecting a package for "programming socks"?
that doesn't make any sense, why would you need socks to program?
I've got your glasses. Just reach out your hand. Right in front of you. Table height.
Who wants their dick sucked? owo
What's with the 24/7 campfire with the Russian speaking dudes in the backyard? They keep me up all fucking night playing acoustic guitars, singing loudly, and firing off their shitty rifles. And the countless bottles of Vodka, sausage wraps, and canned noodle cans littering the yard is a bitch to clean up; they're too plastered to even pick them up themselves.
Get me a beer first woman, oh wait some fuckhead god already drank them all
NO JIM I KNOW IT'S NOT MY GLASSES
I'd try to start a fight club. And I dont mean fighting games.
Everyone tries to assert dominance via vidya prowess. Some folks give up on that and just do whatever the fuck. Others attempt physical violence but, due to being out of shape turbo NEETs, only manage to tire themselves out.
GIVE US BACK THE FUCKING GAMES
RIGHT NOW
I WILL NOT HAVE SKUB IN THIS HOUSE!!!
Sorry Yea Forumsros, that was me, don't ask
Hand them over fuckface
HEY GUYS DO YOU MIND IF I CRANK UP MY STEREO A BIT LOUDER?
NO? COOL
youtube.com
ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON I'LL KILL YOU NOW
GIVE MY VIDYA BACK YOU NIGGER
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
お前はもう死んでいる。
I'm about to call swat team 6 down on your poop hole.
Зaткниcь тaм блядь, дaвнo пo мopдe нe пoлyчaл?
Hope y'all like boomer-core music.
I'd locked myself in my room.
i.4cdn.org
You sell fish
So what JAV view list is on rotation today in the home theater room?
GIVE THEM BACK
Give me
The games
I'm bringing my wife over the weekend, bros
What do you think of her?
>You're going to make some woman very happy someday!
Translation: Please don't go full Elliot Roger you fucking unbearable virgin
I got ya covered, bro.
WHAT HAPPENED TO OUR FUCKING TOWER
WHERE ARE THE RAT PEOPLE ON THE BOTTOM FLOORS
They're mine I put coins in them and use them as weapons to control those 3 programmers in the basement when they get rowdy
Anyone wants to be my bf? Best friend, of course
Who wants to take turns spitroasting my wife?
more like only friend lmao
That's Tyrone's though. But he is too busy with Marie Rose now
I'll be your friend
discord?
Keep your pozzed lips away from me you fricken cutie :3
Hand-made bracelets. Trading for video games.
That woman looks like my mother in law, uncanny.
You're a creep bro
FATTIE DICK REPORTING IN
Haha how is this even real?
that mightve been me and he started sucking me when i was about to start playing and i hit new game =[
YOUR E SO DESPERATE FO FRIENDS YO TRY TO FIND SOME ON Yea Forums
THAT S FUCKING PATHETIC
I have no discord
Y-yeah...
I don't know, I like how there's a washing machine cattycorner to the refrigerator
Guys, who stole my back massager?
No one would clean up the house since they're too busy "Playing Video games" and the mansion ends up becoming untraversable from the stench. Everyone stays in their rooms like its a seedy apartment.
Sometimes I forget that japanese chans get just as mental as we do
That thing you have, the video games, give it to me.
I know your wife has super AIDS user, you're not fooling me
Alright you are both supposed to suck me off right now then
IT'S MOVIE NIGHT! What do you wanna watch tonight, lads?
>Bracelets are made order
>People order crude bracelets
>They walk away and laugh instead of paying
>End up with a stall full of unsold bracelets
Well, she was a mail order bride.
You gotta beat me in Smash first
>I like ladyboy
>I fuck ladyboy
>Ladyboy keep away
>Ladyboy rape me
Already got one.
i literally just came like 15 mins ago cant you let me recharge first can i just do this until im ready
Nice falseflag, obsessed one
Let's watch Jerry Maguire.
???
cute wife~
The people who think this is not fake are probably conservatives
Well if it was only people from Yea Forums i'd be like a fucking kindergarten because this place is full of literal children
Yeah if I'm the one on top
Stop right there, criminal scum!
No u, i just like having friends
You'll get friends one day, user
Alright bros, ready to go to class?
You can top me while he's recharging
I liked it better when we lived in a 1000 floor building, more space and all
user, DONT TOUCH THAT FUCKING BROWNIE, SOMEONE HAD A >FEMALE OVER LAST NIGHT!
Either each one of you gives me a copy of their favorite game or I'm cutting the fiber optics cable. You have 10 minutes.
Which one?
user NO IM DOWNLOADING BORDERLANDS
Gotchu
But Yume Nikki is my favorite game! What do I do?
Would you prefer the PS2 copy or the 3DS copy?
What if my favorite game is the game of Pretend?
Here ya go but you better fucking play it, fag
okay user just none of that brap shit and ill play with your ass cheeks while im down there too uwu
Jurassic Park
Here, have a one copy of Skyrim
i have history at noon you wanna carpool to campus?
Cringe
Oh SHIT BOI, THE POLICE IS AT THE DOOR ASKING FOR AN user WHO HAD A STASH OF CP, WHO FUCKED UP??
She'll fit right in at the Yea Forums mansion after all if you believe what everyone posts everyone is at the very least 6'5
Yeah, that would be fine.
I got a class at 1.
Mind chilling around if you get out first?
>why's there only one mattress for like, 45 guys?
no heating bill during the winter if we use our body heat to stay warm
I guess thad is going to prison again
..... you mean a frat house?
cuz thats what that is, but bigger and less parties , and actualy women, because i would be living with (you) autists
Please don't post CP now
Remeber, you made me do it
Quit being a party pooper user, Pichu made them
Hey fags, I invited /x/ to play some horror games in the basement. Please ignore the screaming.
Just don't let your retarded mlp tulpas walk around the house
Shit. SOMEBODY GET THE INDUSTRIAL MAGNET.
Oh grea
[connection lost]
OH NO YOU DONT WOMEN
No insane girls allowed!
L O N D O N
O
N
D
O
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Finally, maybe people will leave the house
Don't worry, the fell out of fashion years ago
yeah i can chill for a little do you wanna grab food on our way back? i got groupons my nigga
last time /x/ was here we lost a pet are you sure the're okay to have over again?
Just keep them out of the locked room near the mini fridge, they're welcome to have some of the beer I stole from Ed
Guys why do my spaghetti o's keep making lightning? I don't want to burn the house down
WHICH ONE OF YOU DISGUSTING FUCKS KEEPS LEAVING YOUR FUCKING CUMRAGS IN THE KITCHEN SINK
wrap it in tin foil it holds the lightning back
Yeah sure, that sounds great.
I never get to eat lunch before class and I'm usually starving after.
Somebody left this thing in our frontdoor
Honestly gay sex.
Insane girls allowed*
Not me nigger, Im on my 4th month of nofap
Does anybody know where I can find an emblem that would fit the indentation by the blue door down the hall on 2nd floor west wing?
I already managed to unlock the hallway thanks to an user getting the jade key after he figured out the library puzzle.
Who the fuck designed this mansion?
I just want to go to the arcade room and play Taiko
It's an awful goddamn shame that you people truly think you can actually live in a nearly-civilized manner, much less shacked inside one home
YOULL NEVER CATCH ME ALIVE NIGGER
I'll take it.
CAN YOU GUYS STOP FARTING FOR 5 MINUTES FUCK, OPEN A WINDOW AT LEAST
I've seen someone wield it, but he went into the room with a pic related flag on the doors... I don't know what it means, but I feel like you shouldn't go inside user
Where my flightsim bros at
Alright niggers
Remember, weed and anime night is happening in 406 tonight at 10PM
Make sure to bring snacks and alcoholic beverages everyone can enjoy
We're gonna turn that bass up real loud tonight cause fuck those limpdick 3rd floors
any of you bitches up for some ssx
smelly, awkward, and filled to the brim with gay undertones
Filming anons having gay sex!
Selling the sex tapes online to the highest bidder!
I've seen some pretty cute girls go in that room, seems legit to me
I don't know but people say that some faggot lived here before us. Oswell Spencer was his name or something like that
You can't stop me
It's bean month
Hey I'm running through the bloody palace can someone put on a good playlist? I need to drown out the gay sex sounds.
Hey guys, just letting you know that one of my teachers is coming by to give me sex ed tutoring lessons. Here’s a picture of her. If she rings the doorbell and you’re nearby, let her in and direct her to my room please. Thanks.
Why would I want to buy sex tapes of fat sweaty neets pressing their disgusting, filthy bodies together
you're the dickhead we kicked out cause you ate all of our tendies gtfo we dont want you back
What anime are we watching tonight? I will end myself if it's Lucky Star again
Kind of odd that all of them wear chokers. And you know, half of them are bald.
i'll rape her idiot
can you PLEASE STOP CUMMING INTO MY ROOM YOU FAGS? IM ON THE BOTTOM FLOOR AND THIS IS THE 20TH TIME YOU NIGGERS CUM INTO MY ROOM STOP IT
yeah meet me in the 2nd floor gaming room ill boot it up now
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
THOSE SPATULAS AREN'T IN ORDER
THAT FUCKING GARBAGE BAG ISN'T PUT ON PROPERLY
WHAT KIND OF BRAINDEAD MORON IS THIS GUN FAGGOT AHHHHHHHHHHH
It's you, you just keep forgetting you dementia-addled senile fuckwit.
isn't there a new anime this season about a pedo who keeps a loli in his room? I'd love to watch a Yea Forums documentary.
What else are we supposed to do with no internet?
user, WAIT! THOSE WERENT GIRLS!
Oh that sounds nice
I unironically would do this
I don't know, I've never seen that guy again! Only some girls left it after few days... one of them was looking quite similar to him though.
you have the nicest room ive asked you before about switching rooms but you wont switch with me
That does it.
If I see any more fags playing on their phones I'm chucking them at a wall.
I'm fucking sick of all the moaning coming from the gacha club room.
how about we go out and try to pick up some girls
Maybe that room magically transforms anyone who enters into a cute girl?
>neets chilling
>waagies working for the neets
last time that happened we ended up with a court case but if you wanna try again im all for it...
One last job user
I want to go to the retro room with my PS2 but these annoying spergs always kick me out
Nigger i like it here, but my room isnt you nigger’s personal cum dumpster this isnt a joke im tranna play some nioh and buckets of cum drop from above
GOD DAMN IT THAT WAS MY SANDWICH
IT WASN'T EVEN NEAR THOSE GODDAMN FURRIES
THAT'S IT I'M GONNA SKULLFUCK YOUR FUCKING EMPEROR AND RIP OUT FURRY GUTS
ROLL CALL
all Yea Forumsirgins please stand up and say "here", "here" standing for "here I am, rock you like a hurricane" with you reaction image id.