Pick your shitty starter weapon Yea Forums

assuming same attack speed and crit rate, easily sword 1 hundo percent.

does the game have a skill that always hits no matter what and I can spam the fuck out of?

Mace has 25% higher DPS, why the fuck would anyone pick the sword, aside from people with very low IQ?

Both and dual wield.

in a vacuum the mace is more DPS but if crits exist the sword instantly outclasses it on reliability.

Ghost and Haste for dem rapid attacks to capitalize on any other buffs i might recieve in the future.

Mace can miss 25 times in a row, just because it has a 50% chance to hit does not mean it hits half the time. That just means every time you swing it you have a 1/2 chance of hitting.

You actually revealed yourself to be a retard while attempting to sound intelligent.

I choose the sword because it's more aesthetically appealing.

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>It's another "hurr durr I'm going to post meaningless stats without context" thread
I hate this garbage.

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>Japan
Give me the sword.

Enemy health pools and the player's damage numbers are typically way bigger than the player's health pools and the enemy's damage numbers, so Blood could be crazy good. By contrast Spikes is probably fucking useless. Give me Blood and Ethereal.

anyone who doesn't pick the green potion is a retard.

why the fuck would you pick red

rage sword, always and forever

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Curse and blood for maximum enemy reeeee

given no other factors, you made the mace the objective pick since it has higher dps on average

we postin statless items now

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the sword is a gentleman's weapon

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You might as well just take out red and blue at this point

t. mathlet

Green is obviously the best one as long as you have no attachment to the current era.
Blue is the best if you want to min/max everything and want to be able to get away with doing whatever you want.
With the Red one, you could travel back in time to 200 BCE if you wanted, living as an immortal through human history.

You get to exist for a longer period of time than either of the other options.
You can do shit like collect priceless artifacts and watch history unfold.
Uncover shit like lost languages, solve historic mysteries that nobody could reasonable solve in the modern day.

Uh assuming crit doubles your damage the guranteed damage of the mace would be more than the sword. Meaning the mace is obviously superior.

Mace can also hit 25 times in a row and that makes it just a pure 250% upgrade to the sword, your point?

Choose your weapon Yea Forums

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The graph function of the first weapon damage will always eventually surpass the second

>can't be killed
I can see the merit, say you travel to 10000 bc. you will be a immortal until the present day. not as good as green though

Mystery Burger!

Diamond+haste

Dumb retards, Hit is the biggest DPS Loss/increase.
You dont do damage if you dont hit, fucking idiots.

Sword without a doubt.

mace

Blood because 50% lifesteal on anything is overpowered as shit in any game where you don't instantly die to anything, then Frost to make Blood even better and make strafing & dodging easier if it's possible

There's no reason to pick anything other than fist.

Give me the burg

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But if you hit you do more damage

ethereal blood for consistent damage and sustain.

The mace base damage does more than the stock swords 100% crit damage and has a 50% crit chance. This is a no brainer.

Hamburger is the only good choice

What if you pick red and you turn out to retroactively be meant to be the part of the history

Blue >>>>>>>>> Green >>>>>>>>>>>> Red
>Go forward 10,000 years
>leave all of your family, friends and personal belongings behind
>probably broke because shit like USD wouldn't mean anything in the future
>"everyone who doesn't choose green is a retard"

youtube.com/watch?v=G2zF067B6Ws

>50% crit chance

might want to read those words again

yeah nevermind I'm fucking exhausted and read it wrong, I thought you could only go back to a certain point of your own lifetime which is fucking worthless compared to the other two
now the part about blending into societies makes way more sense
I'd still pick green

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hit chance not crit chance meaning you can go 8 or more hits without doing any fucking damage.

You could learn all the shit that occurs in green by repeating one day for eons read books and do experiments..

With the added benefit of raping whoever you want.. fixing bets, threatening info out of people with murder etc.

I CAST FIST

But what if most enemy have 80 HP? Or 260?

Red is the only good one here

Would still pick the sword for consistency

ring please

misread the op, change my mind to sword.

You're the retard here if you can't see the merit of going to a future where basic needs are met for everyone.

Everyone you know and love will die in your current time too.

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Green.

Also, what if enemies three shots you ? Or two shots you ?
You have to take all this into account.

Sword, mace is giving me Morrowind flashbacks.

worth it

Mace has higher DPS. Enemy HP also matters. If enemies have less than 100 HP sword is better. If you are fighting enemies with 101-200 mace is going to shine because you have a 50% chance to 1 shot, a 75% chance to 2 shot. If HP is 201-250 the mace dominates since the sword now takes 3 hits to kill. That is a 75% chance to outperform the sword and a 12.5% chance to break even.
If HP levels are high, the mace will outdps the sword a vast majority of the time.

Curse and Frost statistically have the same effect on enemy damage, but Frost has the additional benefit of slowing the enemy down. Shit's unbalanced.

Green for best quality of life.

>You're the retard here if you can't see the merit of going to a future where basic needs are met for everyone.
That's just an assumption.
>Everyone you know and love will die in your current time too.
And your solution is to abandon them, retard?

Sword because fuck missing. Just spam sand attack on mace cucks ;p

>chance to hit
Fuck that noise, give me swing speed so I can start playing a fun game

Going with the dragon long sword.

Why the fuck would you need money in a post scarcity society??? Also you can learn any trade you want, so it'd be easy to find a job anyways. Green is still the best by far.

>n-n-no you dumb
retard
I'd rather not needlessly extend battles with weak ass mobs by missing randomly and taking damage for no reason or miss 5 times in a row on a boss forcing me to spend my next turn healing.

This

Magic staff dual wielded with fist

Upvoted.

>That's just an assumption.
re-read the potion's description idiot
>And your solution is to abandon them, retard?
tell me how you learned to stop people from growing old and dying to disease/sickness then.

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Diamond is way too broken for non-phys immune enemies. You can mix diamond+haste, diamond+fire, or diamond+ethereal depending on the situation.

Give me the royale.

fire and ghost are also functionally the same

Diamond + Poison to deal with the strongest mobs

Unrelated but requesting the god ones, chaos god, evil god, etc.

Death + Ghost for 3.96% chance of instakill

The problem is accuracy, since the mace in the picture misses 50% of the time. All the swings in the world wont do shit if none of them actually connect.

One of these threads?

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>re-read the potion's description idiot
>education is free and you can eat anything you want
>No shelter
>No free health care
>"b-b-but 300 year old cyborg!!!"
>tell me how you learned to stop people from growing old and dying to disease/sickness then.
You can't. But this mentality that you're just going to abandon loved ones just because they're going to die at some point is stupid.

How much for the shopkeeper?

Thunder Haste for sexy insane procs or Diamond Fire for PHAT crits

Green for full luxury space communism.

Death+ethereal/ghost for the sake of memes
Ghost+Haste for more dakka
Blood+Haste to become immortal
Haste is basically a gamebreaker

two rings

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Statistically speaking the mace is objectively better. For half of the accuracy of the standard sword you get 2.5x the damage output. If an enemy's hp is 500 then the 5 times to damage are lowered to 4 with the mace statistically speaking. The bare minimum rolls on killing the enemy with the mace is 2 rolls.

poison+death
2% instakill chance with every hit is insanely OP against bosses.

As are Diamond and Haste. They all do 300% damage over 2 turns. Most of them have functional counterparts, with slight differences in nuance making one slightly better than the other in certain situations (for example, Fire is better against enemies with high defense, but Ghost is better against enemies that can dodge, etc., etc.). The problem is that Frost is just strait better than Curse.

With accuracy buffs there is absolutely no downside to the mace

But this is assuming the mace hits twice for sure. There are also other probabilities, such as the mace hitting none of the 4 swings, in which case the sword DPS is better. The best way to look at it is to avg the dps of mace for all probabilities and compare the number to the same number os swings in sword. Sword will always win.

There's a math formula to do this as well. If some user would kindly oblige?

>Pick blue
>Use it to perfect my fucking technique and begin a great pussy conquest

>ring of power
>special ring
>400% damage
I'll take it.

Green is pretty much the best choice here, but I don't want to leave my bros behind so I'd just pick Blue and savescum the lottery.

>Implying user is smart enough to advance technology with infinite time

Red potion wins hands down.

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Blood+rage literally makes you invincible as long as you keep hitting

>90% damage resist
>98% evasion and 200% aspd
probably the 2nd

Poison/haste, if they can't even move then I'll win eventually

Death + haste and i stack health/armor items

>pick blue
>go to various stores and buy lotto tickets
>find a winner

Post the loods

If the mace misses 4 times, will it miss the 5th though? It is more likely that the mace kills a 500hp enemy earlier due to pure probability. It'd depend on the punishment for missing, but it'd have to be pretty severe not to favor the mace.

>one of these threads
Espcaism time w/ infinite viyda, please!

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"What do you want to buy, kupo?"

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Paralyze and curse for that debuff build

>people STILL aren't convinced of the ghost dad meta

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>Burger King
>Bag of Groceries
>3 Kinds of Drinks
>World's Best Doctor
>Woman to have sex with
>TV
>Windows
>2 Plates served simultaneously
>Computer
>Internet
This is objectively the best set up

Blood and haste for best tank

>not taking bow and kiting meleeniggers for days
enjoy getting plinked dorks

Is pick blue no fap for a month then jack off all day only to unleash a load so big I die from shock then repeating the processes over and over again until I finally figure out how to text a girl into being my gf then I’d kill myself send them the text and fuck them unleashing a super load into them only to beat them to death and repeat the process forever. The ultimate thrill.

>poison
>paralyze
do western rpgs do this?

blood and rage make best tank

Does the Fast Food have to be fucking Burger King? Why not something like Chick-Fill-a, Culvers, even fucking KFC.
Etheral Diamond
Green or no deal.
Burger
Katana because I'm a filthy weeb.
Assassination, Acrobatics, Deception, and After Image.
Ring of Specialization and Chaos.
>Virtual
>Touchy-Feely

>Auto-/ck/
>Jam Session
>200% Comfy
>NormieStation
>Gaymen Piisii
>The Rest
>Survival of the /fit/test
>Fully Loaded
>FUCKING NERDS
>/o/ Hell Yeah
>/toy/ time
>Thrill Ride
>L-LEWD!!
>ZoneBook.zn
>>>/friends/
>>>/comfytown/

>Never Let Go
>Last Resort
>Inter-Bot 9001
>Lasting Efects
>Redesign
>SOUL Power
>Data Center
>Flower Child
>Machine Learning
>Proceed to abuse the living shit out of Min-Max

This is the most perfect way to do this. Prove me wrong.
Ultima Weapon. Nothing else.

this looks like something scott zoloft would make

Hey user, before you go embarking on that next choose your own adventure, take some weaponized waifus with you!

You could even bring an army from your favorite viyda with you!

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Thanks for posting a build, user.
But why Zonebook? Seems like a waste, if you wanted to talk to other people, you can either
A)Leave the zone any time to talk to people in reality over the real internet or
B)Use the internet infrastructure WITHIN comfy town to talk to other people over the "internet" while in the zone.
Why would you create this escapist zone and then talk to specifically other anons in their own chill zones?

There's a formula to calculate the average of all probable outcomes. The thing is that as you consider more swings, the avg damage will go down. The avg damage for the mace in 2 swings is 250, but the avg damage in three hits is a lower and gets even lower for four hits and so on. At some point, sword will do more damage on average than the mace

Frost and Haste because I'm that guy

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>You actually revealed yourself to be a retard while attempting to sound intelligent
The irony of this statement actually made me laugh out loud.

CHOOSE YOUR CHARACTER

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Sword. Consistency > damage. Mace will whiff or overkill.

>computer
>internet
>drinks
>groceries
>modern furniture
>Burger King
>2 plates of any dish
>windows
>room with training equipment
>expensive audio equipment
Pretty easy actually.

katana

more

>pick red
>start journey in Old Kingdom Egypt
>be in the background of every major event,
Witness the building of the Pyramids, Fall of Troy, Alexander's conquests, Punic Wars, Octavian becomes Emperor, Jesus' Crucifixion, Sack of Rome, Justinian's Reconquests, Roman-Sassanian war, Rise of the Caliphate, Charlemagne crowned Emperor, Basil II Reconquests, The Crusades, Mongol Invasion, Rise of the Ottomans, Fall of Constantinople, Reconquest of Granada, Colombus' Voyage, Conquest of Tenochitlan, Martin Luther's shenanigans, 30 Years war, Rise of the Russian Empire, American independence, Muhammad Ali's Rebellion, Napoleonic Wars, Franco-Prussian war, WWI, WWII, Cold War.
>Become a meme among Historians because there's always the same weird guy in every historical event
>Fuck all the female historical figures
>Acquire wealth and knowledge over thousands of years so you're not a poor shit
absolute fucking kino.

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Power-Man, for sure.

Sure, when you actually post some FUCKING builds of the ones that are already here, user.

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Power-Man, has very good I-frames on his moves. also has great damage.
(Don't tell the devs he's meta)

Blood and Ethereal for God mode.

God, BTFO everyone else.

Easiest pickings. Maybe opt out the woman for the expensive audio set.

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I'll take that Stonewall and Specialization please, thanks
Nice x5 damage, buddies, that's about maybe half of a normal hit

Fire rage as long as getting gud means not getting hit

>90% damage reduction
>higher levelled enemies and bosses start using %hp based attacks.

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on what grounds would this happen

sword would be better for mob-heavy games -- especially since their HP is likely to be over 100, so the higher expected damage on the mace is probably useless.

Mace is better for boss-heavy games, where most enemies take many hits to kill. it just has higher expected damage.

So really It depends on specifics of the game that you're not giving me

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MMOs

is /srg/ still shit

it's fucking dead

green. how is this even a question