Find online chess site with games

>find online chess site with games
>make an account with a random name
>start doing whatever official ladder mode
>boot up the latest version of Chessmaster
>play against the hardest difficulty
>mimic human opponent's move against Chessmaster opponnent
>use Chessmaster's superior intellect move to handily beat human player
>climb obscene ranks quickly
>stop playing that account when in top 10%, make a new account
>repeat for years during high school as a form of entertainment

>did something similar when friends tried to get me to play Words with Friends (essentially scrabble)
>use a word generator, plug in letters I have and generate biggest words possible always
>friends think i'm a brainiac and never once suspect i'm cheating

What are your favorite spicy gaming memories? I have no shame because, realistically, if these guys can't even beat a Chessmaster AI they have no business climbing the ranks anyways. It was the Chessmaster's will.

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Shit, I have to try that. Sounds fun.

Delightfully devilish, user.

shitty game but back when Star Wars Battlefront came out for PS4 there was an exploit that allowed your cooldowns to go down super fast if you just got a kill. I would use a jump pack and 1 shot people with a crossbow, doing it over and over until i got 80+ killstreak

kek why did i never think of that with online chess

youtu.be/_0NYu-tYSVI

>Words with Friends (essentially scrabble)
I tell you're very autistic from this post. Just imagining high pitched voice and constant Chris-Chanesq sighing already.

as an online chess player fuck you if you do this, you faggots usually get banned within a week and then make new accounts. just fuck off already. literally what are you gaining?

Making chesslets cry

>literally what are you gaining?
your elo

shameless scumbags desu
its ok anons we know you cheat in chess to pretend that your iq isnt sub 100, if not just for a little while

Cry more.

Youre a fag if you think being a bot in online chess is at all original

based

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>literally what are you gaining?
>if these guys can't even beat a Chessmaster AI they have no business climbing the ranks anyways. It was the Chessmaster's will.

He's being a gatekeeper to wannabe GMs. Are you seriously unable to beat an AI at chess? What makes you think you can beat a proper opponent who can respond to your moves with his own more cunning moves if you can't even beat a computer that merely responds to your moves with what is a essentially a programmed flowchart?

It's pretty fucking pathetic and sad if you have to justify yourself with some stupid shit like this while also saying "I don't care I have no shame lol". You obviously do if you have to lie and pretend with stupid shit like this. Also I don't play chess at all.

This was the only time I came into a doujin to tap and left with feels. Too fucking real for me

Been quite a while since I read this one, what was it about again?

>Are you seriously unable to beat an AI at chess?
>What makes you think you can beat a proper opponent who can respond to your moves with his own more cunning moves if you can't even beat a computer that merely responds to your moves with what is a essentially a programmed flowchart?

user you should probably kill yourself for exposing yourself as being a blundering retard who doesn't know the first thing about chess. The best players in the world can never beat an engine. This isn't the 90s anymore, modern engines can calculate all best possible moves for dozens of potential lines almost instantly.
By the way, I used to use an engine in chess. Here's the reasoning. I liked the feeling of winning, I didn't like the feeling of losing. I stopped because I knew it was wrong and also it wasn't helping me get better. That's it. There is no noble or complicated excuse necessary. Don't pretend we are anything but simple, dirty cheaters.

i reckon you could make money off of this

Wut a modern chess engine will crush any human player 100% of the time.

That's the whole point of Elo you brainlet, so you get matched up against people of equivalent skill. If you start a new account and give it to someone with 2.5k Elo of course they're gonna stomp whoever they're up against, let alone if you have some of the insane AIs available right now pilot the account.

Probably false, most chess sites detects cheaters pretty fast
unless you were using some shitty chinese website nobody uses

I did the same in words with friends but I'd always go through the top words and choose something that I'd reasonably know(usually in the top 10) so it wouldn't be immediately obvious I was cheating

That reminds me of that one doujin where Kirino becomes a sex obsessed who appears in JAVs.
It's pretty dark and has a sad ending where she says "I love my big bro!"
I can't find it tho'. I'm checking exhentai but no trace of it.

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Oh God, I know what you're talking about. Her brother just dismisses her and stops caring what she's doing before she hits rock bottom.

seethe

i reckon online chess sites that have betting will send bruno over to your house to break your knees if they find out you're using a plugin

>I stopped because I knew it was wrong

imagine being this much of a pussified cuck. ooh no its immooooooraaaaal HAHAHAHAHHA fag

>Chessmaster, a fucking video game found on consoles and PC
>comparable to a modern chess engine capable of putting anyone with any relevant skill in their place

You guys seriously can't be this retarded, can you?

she really wants to fuck her brother, this is part 2 after she fucked her brother and realizes she doesn't enjoy anything that isn't fucking her brother

Yeah it's that one but I can't find it.

oh shit that's right, now I have to read it again, thanks anonymous-sama

>friends think i'm a brainiac and never once suspect i'm cheating

your friends are retarded.

Kasperov lost in the 90s.
An original xbox can beat a gm.

Are you Chinese?

He wasn't talking about Chessmaster he said " AI" in general fucking retard. For the record the highest setting of Chessmaster is still really difficult to beat with GM's losing often to it

lmao immoralfaggot

i once killed 8 people in Halo: Reach multiplayer using the shotgun and energy sword
i beat Halo 4 on solo legendary and didn't get the armor for it because i wasn't online when i did it

Devilish.That turns me on.

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o crush your souls, to see you driven before me, and to hear the lamentation of your waifu!

fag

Yeah, yeah. And what devilish exploits have you done other than "be a good boy"?

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delicious chesslets tears

Ebin
I found it
nhentai.net/g/63194/

I send nudes to people. with their consent, of course

thats not devilish
thats just faggotry
faggot

Pretty sure it's called Absolute Kirino

sauce me, senpai

Does morality, honor and dignity have any place in video games? You wouldn't do this to someone if they were standing right in front of you, playing a game of actual chess.

>sending nudes to girls is faggotry
whatever you say
I bet no girl has ever wanted to see your naked body, fatty

nhentai.net/g/97016

salty tears