HAHAHA GOD OF WAR HATERS BTFO
I dare you to call him söy now
HAHAHA GOD OF WAR HATERS BTFO
Jonathan Green
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Brandon Torres
The people calling GOW soi are literally nintendo soi trannies
Leo Lopez
What other characters do they have listed?
Isaiah Richardson
GOOOOOOODS WHERE IS MY SOI LATTE
GOOOOOOOD WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY WIFE'S SON
Elijah Hall
Keep telling that to yourself you shitty interactive experience fag.
Luis Brown
>Men's Health Basednapore
Michael Phillips
I would. but for some odd reason a wordfilter implemented on the exact same day of NuGoW's release stops me from doing so. Really funny coincidence that haha, I'm sure it was just the mod on /g/ sperging out and not some Sony shilling deal since they were sick of getting trolled to death with basedboi edits haha
Jose Ross
Men's Health is full of fags and fag advice. Every issue has an ad for AIDS medicine
Brody Hernandez
Lifting is for basedboys
They are insecure and think lifting is going to make them alpha
But in the end they still are pathetic snoyboys with gyno
Ayden Richardson
Nobody who shits on this game has played it, prove me wrong.
Cooper Turner
ARES, GIVE ME BACK MY Onions AND MY WIFE IS YOURS
Connor Campbell
BASED, FUCK Yea Forums
Adam Allen
THEM FAGS IS ALWAYS TELLIN US TA GIT IN SHAPE
THATS HOW THEY GIT YA
Asher Wright
But Kratos never lifted. He got his muscles in a fight and because of demigod genetics.
John Clark
>HAHAHA GOD OF WAR HATERS BTFO
Let me guess you still buy Men's Health for the articles? Not the half naked dudes OP.
Jordan Cook
lol seething tranny
Alexander Harris
>a magazine for gay men
Dylan Russell
Am I the only one that still truly appreciates being an idort these days? Do you guys really not buy more than one console per 5-7 year cycle for games you might be interested in?
I liked God of War. I liked Breath of the Wild. I also like PC games and even some mobile shit. Are the console wars STILL going on?
Noah Perez
based idort bro
Luke Cox
EXERCIZE IS FOR SISSY FAGS
NO SON A MINE GONNA EXERCIZE NONE
Noah Gutierrez
That's what women prefer desu
David Miller
Its not my fault you have been conditioned to hate production value. Keep playing your kiddie games. Gow has better gameplay than any nintendo game released in 15 years
Cameron Torres
Go back to resetera you fag
Aaron Gutierrez
What wold happen if instead of Kratos was Samus half naked?
Women will chimp out for modeled body.
Jordan Hernandez
fact
Connor Evans
That would be an odd choice for a magazine about men’s health.
Anthony Rodriguez
>Snoy niggers love gay magazines
Didn't see that coming
Jeremiah Gomez
>kratos never lifted
Connor Roberts
>resetera supports masculinity
Wtf that's the opposite you fags have been telling me
Nathaniel Wright
>tranny nintendo faggot is seething
Whoa. Who would have guessed
Benjamin Mitchell
Pretty common knowledge
High weight/Low reps for strength and performance
Low weight/high reps for look and bulk
This is why MMA fighters and boxers are stronger than bodybuilders despite being smaller and slimmer
Don't even get me started on dedicated power lifters.
Luke Garcia
>poorfag cant play sony games
aww little baby
Colton Moore
>Tranny sony faggot obsessed with trannies
I can do it too
Aiden Adams
Swear to god, my HS gym teacher could bench 400 lbs like 10 times but couldn't do 5 pushups. Its what happens when you only care about 3 lifts
Dylan Reed
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Lincoln Allen
I have a playstation, its a nice paper weight
Aaron Smith
>One copy of GoW, please.
>Actually, I think I’ll get some onions milk as well.
>What’s that? Incels online make fun of onions? Well that certainly doesn’t bother me, being the perfect male specimen and all.
>What’s that? Incels also think that body improvement makes you gay? That’s sad, but explains why they’re so fat I guess.
Colton Rodriguez
You suck at it actually. You cant say why GOW is soi, or a movie, because you havent played it. You have no knowledge on this game other than it triggers you. This game that has not just amazing gameplay, but amazing production value just angers you so. Its cute watching you put off suicide one day at a time
Alexander Rogers
Sure you do kiddo
Jordan Harris
Blake Evans
Not at all.
Dylan Cooper
isn't the whole onions thing just a meme with Kratos? Nothing about his character presentation suggests such a thing. Stern, disciplinarian father who's more tough love than warm words and cookies, what's so onions about that? I thought it was just a joke because he has a beard and soys typically have beards.
Jaxon Morales
>watch 8 hours of a videogame just to complain about it
autism lol
Henry Murphy
Memes are one helluva drug, don't dwell on it
Jordan Flores
that what it was originally, then retards found it and parroted the meme hard enough to become a flanderization
Mason Martin
seething
Ian Foster
>less reps
>less
>repetitions
Why oh why are Americans so fucking incapable of knowing when to use "less" and when to use "fewer"?
Brody Butler
So? It has the best cutscenes of any game. It also has amazing gameplay and combat.
Your childish mind cant wrap your head around how good the game is. You just cant handle a game looking better than a movie and playing better than any nintendo shit
John Rogers
big autism
Owen Reyes
These threads are not for you, all they do here is pretending to bait people who pretend to fall for it, hoping to catch someone legit sometimes
Brayden Sanders
How were people ok with this literal whitewashing.
Blows my mind.
Owen Wood
Sony promotes LGBT and s-o-y (see GOW)
Nintendo is still run by redpilled and conservative japanese people.
Nathaniel Ortiz
THROW AXE
CALL AXE BACK
SLICE SLICE
THROW AXE
Isaiah Morris
Just work out bro
Connor Mitchell
Meanwhile, irl...
Joshua James
>t. never played it
Jonathan Ward
And you can bet he gets mad pussy.
Despite the bullshit /r9k/ peddels unless you're a literal male model woman care far more about your body than your face.
Logan Anderson
>thinking /fit/ people go near onions
Yikes from me hombre
Samuel Reyes
>gay
nice cope
Samuel Lee
Sorry bro, face is 70% of what women care about. Women are only attracted to men with good genes
Blake Cook
Jesus he has bigger tits than me.
Blake Watson
>DUDE HAHA KRATOS WAS FEATURED ON A FITNESS MAGAZINE HOW BASED LITERALLY ME HATERS AND SOIFAGS BTFO LMAOOOOOO
Levi Lee
Meanwhile in fight.
Levi Ramirez
Noah Brooks
Meanwhile, at the Sony Faggot Parade....
John Jackson
>could bench 400 lbs like 10 times but couldn't do 5 pushups
>pushups
Did you mean pull-ups? A pushup is basically an easier bench press.
Grayson Parker
>all the nintendies seething ITT
good shit OP ive found bait for the next month or so
Bentley Howard
I love how he is so poor. He is wearing gray tracksuit bottoms. And shit looks like it is from Toy R Us for like 10 year olds.