>game recommends using auto-save
>turn auto-save off
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Game recommends using auto-save
>new game says to play the tutorial if it's your first time playing
>skip it anyway
SOMEBODY STOP ME!
>don't want a difficult game
>play I Wanna Be The Guy
TWO NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>walks away from game
>doesn't pause
IT'S RAINING MEN HALLELUJAH!
>game tells me to adjust the brightness until the logo is barely visible
>adjust it so they it's clearly visible
LET THE BODIES HIT THE FLOOR
>game reminds me to take a ten minute break
>take a nine and a half minute break
AND HE SAID OO EE OO AH AH TING TANG WALLA WALLA BING BANG
>play a puzzle game
>use a guide from start to finish
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
>quest says kill 5 boars
>I kill 6
I AM THE ONE DONT WEIGH A TON DONT NEED A GUN TO GET RESPECT UP ON THE STREET
>>If such is the Emperor's will.
>>We've been overrrun!!
>>Pull back, dammit!!
>I keep them positioned there
NOT EVEN SLAANESH COULD BE THIS DEVIOUS
>Yea Forums - Video Games
>don't post about video games
JIBUN WOOOOOO
>save often and in different slots
>mfw I save rarely in one slot
>anonymous website
>post with a name
I WANNA TAKE YOU TO A GAY BAR
>normal difficulty is the way the game is meant to be played
>play on easy
UNO DOS TRES QUATTRO BEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEPBEEP
>game has food
>eat a lot of it at once so that, if my character existed in the real world, they'd be too full and uncomfortable
SHES A MAAAANIAC MAAAAAAAAAANIAC ON THE FLOOR!
>play online game
>pause it
THREE, NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
Games still allow you to save manually?
>Playing Mishimas
>Hell sweep
FUCK THE POLICE CUMMIN STRAIGHT FRUM THE UNDERGROUND
>minecraft
>turn on LAN
>pause
4 NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>play hoi4 with historical accuracy on
>go Fascist Britain
>declare war on Germany anyway
LOCK ME UP AND THROW AWAY THE KEY
>mutilate myself in a horrific surgery
>put on a wig
>my chromosomes dont start mutating
>I remain a mutilated man
OH WA HAHAHA OHH OHH
>play hoi4
>don't know what anything does
>can't beat Poland as Germany
>cheat
OH WHAT A TERRIBLE MESS IVE MADE OF MY LIFE
>press any button to continue
>press nothing
MACHINE HEEEEAAAAAD
>Games autosave feature says to not turn it off
>Turn it off
CUT MY LIFE IN TWO PIECES
>"Protagonis, you're the only one who can save the world. Will you accept?"
>pick yes
>kill myself
>never play the game again
>game says to adjust the brightness so emblem is barely visible
>adjust it so it's extremely visible
SHE BLINDED ME WITH SCIENCE
>game tells me to a take a break every hour
>play game eight hours straight
I PUT MY FINGERS INTO MY EYYYYYYYYYYES
>"Choose your character!"
>I don't
>game tells me to turn hdr on as I have a hdr compatible TV
>I don't
FLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR
>game recommends the best setup for each fight
>pick gear based on appearance instead of stats
SUFFOCATION, NO BREATHING, DONT GIVE A FUCK IF I CUT MY ARM BLEEDING
i hate when you got dang joker gamers do this im just trying to play some got dang vidya games here.
It's still incredible at how kino this photo is. It belongs in a museum.
>we recommend a controller to play!
>use keyboard
I BLEED IT OUT
>recommend autosave
>have the game save right as the player is near death
haha nice prank mr skyrim
>game reccomends low settings for a lower end computer
>set everything to Ultra
INANIMATE SENSATION
>character creator
>play as default
ABC EASY AS 123
I know right? It felt fake at first.
>want to post Mambo number 5 but can’t think of a joker moment
>post anyway
A LITTLE BIT OF MONICA IN MY LIFE
>game tells me that i need a more powerful graphics card
>turn down the graphics
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>game asks for my parents email for account confirmation
>i use my own email
DARKNESS
IMPRISONING ME
ALL THAT I SEE
>name your character
>use the name of the game
ZIG A ZIG AH
>game gives a recommended level for an area that I haven't reached yet
>I go there anyway
DONT STOP ME NOW
>don't remove memory card while saving
>remove it anyway
MOVE IN NOW MOVE OUT
HANDS UP NOW HANDS DOWN
BACK UP BACK UP
TELL ME WHAT'RE YOU GONNA DO NOW
The logical step for this meme is posting the entire lyrics to American Pie
>NPC asks me to save his daughter
>Don't
SOMETIMES A MAN JUST HAS TO LET LOOSE
>torrent obscure game
>don't seed
MOUTH WIDE OPEN MOUTH WIDE OPEN MOUTH WIDE OPEN
>Game drops valuable loot
>don't pick it up and walk away
CAUSE I AM WHATEVER YOU SAY I AM, AND IF I WASNT, THEN WHY WOULD I SAY I AM?
>Saving a lot of data ... Don't turn off the power
>Turns it off
FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS
>game has computers with emails
>don't read them because privacy is important
AND WE'LL KEEP ON FIGHTING TILL THE END
>you must accept terms of service to play online
>decline and play offline
IT AINT ME, I AINT FORTUNATE SOOOOOOON
haha their belly would expand due to eating too much that would be funny to see haha
>can't think of song lyrics to post in this thread
>post anyway
UHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
>Main questline exists
>Do all the side-quests and quit the game
JESUS FREAKS OUT ON THE STREET
HANDING TICKETS OUT FOR GOD
TURNING BACK SHE JUST LAUGHS
THE BOULEVARD IS NOT THAT BAD
fucking psychopath
>Making an unforgettable luncheon
>My roast is ruined
>Purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking
DELIGHTFULLY DEVILISH
>making an unforgettable chuckcheon
>my feed is ruined
>purchase seed and disguise it as my own fuck and suck
DECHUCKFULLY SNEEDILISH