One will protect you, the other 3 will try to kill you

>One will protect you, the other 3 will try to kill you
>Puzzle dog thing
>Normal human hitman
>Goat lady with fire spells
>A fucking Xenomorph
How does this choice require wisdom OP?

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If Baba is me, I'll just make sure he doesn't get anywhere near the Win block but instead push the You block and force immobility on him

This is your new smash DLC

How do you feel?

I'd be fucking perplexed

Anyone? It's a new secret level

what odd choices. the only real picks are the professional hitman and the fucking lethal alien

Xenomorphs are weak against fire, and Toriel's magic consist in a shit ton of fire.

Goatse.

Toriel is also a pushover

Baba is Win

If you don't pick the alien though, is hitman really gonna keep you alive from mister fucking acid blood?
I fucking love the hitman series but OP's scenario is just ridiculous.

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>Pick any choice but 47
>Get killed after being approached by a suspicious man covered in wool, a suspicious man wearing a periwinkle robe, or a suspicious man with an elaborate xenomorph costime

Haven't played the game yet, but can you be the rocks and move them on top of the wall while simultaneously touching the flag?

I pick Toriel so I can die in the arms of a loving woman

47 could put a banana on the back of his head and you wouldn't be able to tell the diffference between the xenomorph supposed to be protecting you and the hitman about to kill you

>can you be the rocks
the only YOU is sectioned away

>move them on top of the wall
WALL is STOP

Obviously I have to do something with the PUSH and SHIFT to get the wall and rock and flag all together but how they all work together is hard to understand

Your choices:

>Baba
>Physically useless, literally just a sheep
>Has reality-warping powers

>47
>Bioengineered clone, peak of physical strength and intellect, trained to perfection in close combat, assassination techniques, firearms, general espionage
>Undoubtedly has the deadliest/most lethally creative mind of the 4

>Toriel
>Like 7-8 feet tall
>Healing magic
>Powerful fire magic, Xenomorph's weakness

>Xenomorph
>Physically the deadliest, but outsmarted quite easily

For me, it's 47

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Baba. Then, have Baba's powers be used to remove the blocks for:
>XENO is FOE
>TORIEL is FOE
>AGENT is FOE

And potentially replace them with FRIEND.

Baba is You and Rock is Baba so that You is Rock doesn't work? I've yet to understand what Shift does from lurking

>accidentally lingers too long in user's field of vision
>HEY YOU, FISHY FELLA

Good pick. But you forgot something.
>Toriel
>Capable of magic but has less physical strength and endurance than a human child
That bitch is fucked.

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Shift makes it work like a conveyor, if something is on it then that thing will get pushed in the direction the Shift object is facing

>XENO IS BABA
>TORIEL IS BABA
>AGENT IS BABA

problem solved

That was no ordinary kid, it had determination.

shit this could get confusing

yeah okay, I can change rocks into Baba, so what? Wall is still stop -
wait a second
I need to change WALL into Baba
then make Baba on rock is wall

and also somehow make it all match up but that's part of the solution

I definitely need to at least to change the walls and then change them back
thanks for letting me think

Does it work with the wall if Wall is Stop? Can't be on it if it stops it. I suppose Wall is Push is also out of the question?

But Undyne could suplex boulders. (Big) monsters are still incredibly strong.

>tfw will never play a game of Clue! together with 47, Baba, and a xenomorph while a goatmom bakes you pies

>Toriel tries to ask 47 about what he does for a living

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HITMAN IS YOU

>baba is protector
>baba doesnt move
>nothing else can either
checkmate.

>everyone here not choosing baba
YOU is RETARD

Not once, 47 has failed a contract.

no, you can do wall is push
I'm just retarded after emptying out my brain on too many of the meta levels

>get a Baba
>hide in bathroom
>customlevels.exe
>baba is win
>???
>I live to shitpost some more

What would stop the other 3 from incinerating/eating/silverballer-ing the little sheep before he can fuck around with his blocks?

Every human in Undertale canon has determination, retard

saved

I just realized the fucking point is to choose a character and the other three will then be the ones who try to kill you. I thought the point was that no matter what a set three were going to kill you and the challenge was to figure out of which of the lineup was the most likely to be the one on your side. That being said I choose 47.

Good thread op, 200+ replys

>pick toriel
>call cops, tell them i got a buncha niggas after me
>get myself a nice max security cell with toriel
>wait for it to all blow over as i rigorously impregnate a fertile goat mama every single hour of my life from then on

i'm gonna go with the alien for the sole reason of fucking it

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47 would be the most interesting bodyguard to chat with, you could ask him all sorts of shit and enjoy his opinions as an outsider with an IQ approaching 200 and comprehensive education

Meanwhile
>Toriel just offers you pie and asks if you're okay and not to be scared and tells you about snails
>Xenomorph dribbles like a retard and breathes creepily
>Baba just rams himself into blocks over and over and over

BA IS PRO AND NOT DIE
BA___TECT

How about the one where he didn't kill the contract cuz pity

You realise Toriel is the only one who COULDN'T reach you anywhere on the planet?

>Xenomorph tears through metal and eats guards, shrugs off bullets like humans would a BB gun
>47 uses disguises to get right next to you
>baba changes the laws of reality from the other side of the planet and kills you

Meanwhile Toriel would probably die from a brief hail of bullets

>>call cops, tell them i got a buncha niggas after me
>>get myself a nice max security cell with toriel
>giving baba prep time
you poor fool

..and melt

easily baba, concept powers > physical powers

Baba or Xenomorph. Depends on how much prep time I got really.

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I'd like to see the xenomorph get through an IS STOP rule.

Calling the cops and having them transport you to the security cell on top of convincing them that it's a real scenario is giving Baba a whole lot of prep time, they can't just teleport you outright

double felatio

I pick Agent 47. Kill the Xeno, incapacitate Toriel and Baba. Keep Baba as a pet, fuck Toriel senseless, and bro around with 47.

So, which is the WORST choice?

Give Toriel my soul so I can at least have the 3 faggots trying to kill me killed.
then IDK maybe she can go collect like 6 more souls and resurrect me or some shit.
Omnipotence is pretty cool.

Toriel, unless you just want to have a nice fuck before dying

Toriel, too weak to protect you

Toriel. She's only got magic going for her.

Toriel is goat
and sex

Toriel is also fucking retarded
47 is very smart and strong and might have a chance against all the others
if you can move baba's word blocks then you can just make baba and you is win
Xeno is peak performance

>thinking you can keep a god as a pet
Bad idea user.

>Getting your heart broken by undertale
That statement makes itself, it is essentially the steven universe of games,
So what if it is good? There is still muh gender less lesbian creature in it.

>reality warper vs. superhuman, magic monster goat lady (which in canon is incredibly weak compared to humans), and an ayy
wow i wonder which one everyone is going to pick

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I mean, unless this is occuring in a vacuum devoid of humans Toriel only needs to kill like 7 people to become omnipotent.

>"S-so, mister 47, what do you, uh... do with your time?"
>"My days consist mainly of physical exercise and CQC training with firearms practice, developing useful skills and knowledge for upcoming targets, and perfecting my knowledge of foreign cultures and languages. In my "down-time", I enjoy fine dining and fashion. And you?"
>"Oh, cool, cool. You uh... ever heard of Yea Forums?"
>Yes. In fact, I have an upcoming assignment involving its founder.

Baba can literally make reality whatever it wants. And Toriel isn't really the type of goat that is ok with murdering innocents.

Toriel uses fire magic, xenomorphs don't like fire, Toriel counters xeno
47 is human, humans canon much stronger than monsters, Hitman counters Toriel
Xenomorph is a Xenomorph, hard counters humans
Baba alters the laws of existence, counters all, clear choice

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AN IS DEF
ON EAT

Depends how far they are willing to go to protect you.
Toriel isn't really ok with murdering at all.

Toriel can't kill. Her fire attack will move away from you as you move if the next hit would kill.
BABA requires a custom level made for it by an outside source, but once completed it is the most powerful.
47 can kill pretty much anything that can die, and is observant and smart enough to figure out silent assassin missions on the fly.
Xenomophs are fucking strong, fast, and stealthy, but can still die to standard bullets in decent quantities.

First two are a no-factor aside from goat milk, and 47 has a better chance than the Xeno.

DON'T DEAD
OPEN INSIDE

baba probably

>pick baba
>Hands-down most powerful of the 4, but have to wait for him to figure out how to arrange his blocks (as well as hope he doesn't accidentally kill both of you)
>Success 100% depends on none of the other 3 getting to you in time, and it seems unlikely they would delay

Survival chance: Not too hot

>pick 47
>Identifies any potential traps and abnormalities effortlessly, could kill baba barehanded and probably gun down Toriel before she incinerates him
>Would need to use his wits to defeat the Xenomorph since it would be immune to anything short of explosives or being crushed by a truck, but if the protagonist from the Isolation game can do it, surely a superhuman can too

Survival chance: Reasonable

>pick Toriel
>Can instantly heal anything short of death
>IIRC is pretty giant, couple feet taller than average human
>Could incinerate baba and probably burn or maul 47 in close-quarters
>Could easily kill the Xenomorph with fire

Survival chances: Pretty good

>Xenomorph
>Terrifying beast, baba and 47 both utterly fucked
>Could tear Toriel's throat out if it surprised her and she had no time to react
>Probably has the sharpest senses of the 4

Survival chance: Pretty decent

Gotta be Toriel or Xeno, definitely

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Where's all this bullshit about Xenomorph bullet immunity coming from?
Sure they use Gauss Rifles in the film but Xenomorphs just have a carapace that makes them tough somewhat.

>Toriel can't kill.

Why do you say this? She believes in talking through problems instead of violence and doesn't murder innocent children (unlike her husband), but why wouldn't she kill people trying to kill you?

A futuristic gauss machine gun being able to kill an alien after several rounds is one thing, but how effective would modern firearms be?

>Kill the Xeno
How exactly?

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You forget that Baba can also reverse time in addition to fucking with reality via word blocks.

Baba can bend the laws of reality making it a type 1 being, the other 3 can't compete. Just turn all of them into walls or something.

Even tough Toriel is pretty big and maybe strong she doesn't like fighting and will probably die to Alien or 47 Antics, if not to her own stupidity
Baba needs its blocks. Good luck finding them. if you cant she's fucking useless as a brick and can't probably even move.
47 is very strong and smart and could probably fend himself off even with OSP.
Xeno is bullshit strong and resilient, though it lacks stamina and intelligence(and considering this it might even harm you)

either go with 47 or Xeno

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>choose baba
>immediately stomp his brains out
>sit in a chair and wait for death

based

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BABA IS STOP
they literally can't touch him

Why wait? You already killed yourself because BABA IS YOU.

Toriel can just grab some human souls and then rewrite the universe as she sees fit.

More like the universe Baba lives in has fluid laws of existence allowing it to do so. Baba itself is just a sheep that can push those blocks around, but so can everything else in that universe.

youtube.com/watch?v=gGxPi9Khvow
I put xenomorph in the fire pit, and then defend myself. If Xenomorph will win that place would be nuked anyway.

based

from whom? monsters are weak as fuck anyways.
you're implying if she went like in the middle of the street and tried to assault some random guy she would'nt get beat up instantly
she lost to a fucking kid with a stick.
monsters are laughably weak because of how their magic works. Unless they try physical assault monsters can't even dare touching a human, though Toriel is like 7 feet so your average guy would probably be scared shitless seeing giant goat thing walking towards them

Shoot it?

47 is basically an antag assistant with zero lag and shitloads of robust training.
everyone else has no fucking chance.

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Toriel was obviously massively holding back in that fight.
She's actually somewhere around Asgore's level.
She literally lets you kill her.
Also Frisk is a fucking abomination so it's not really fair to compare them to a normal human.

BABA IS DEAD

47 can assassinate 3 people at once, easily.

>rig baba's blocks with explosives
>poison Toriel's pie ingredients
>Use meat or something to lure the Xeno onto an oil spill, then light it up

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>slut for a fat midget's skeleton

Human can not fight with alien without plot armor. Need too much tech and robots.

baba is the most powerful out of the four, how is this even a question

Can baba still do the reverse time thing? Because that makes baba a whole lot more powerful than it already is.

What if xeno became a queen?

47 is like insanely fucking smart and strong by himself, if he finds weapons or literally anything he WILL use it

Toreal is weak and can easily be killed so that leaves 47 and the Xeno, and 47 does have access to explosives and wmds thanks to the agency and he’s too intelligent for the Xeno. My money is on 47. Idk anything about that cow looking thing.

Baba doesn't even interact with physical matter unless Baba wills it
You can't fucking stop that
user IS EMPTY

It's xeno, xeno has superior stealth. Agent 47 needs a move detector. And radar that sees an Alien.

I want a Xenomorph gf to suck my dick with her extendo mouth

Vasquez kills one in Aliens with a 9mm pistol.

That cow thing can warp reality to what it sees fit just by arranging words in a certain order. It can also reverse time up to a certain point.

He had map he could pull up that tracked movements in the older games. Plus Diana likely would have some kind of tracking device on the Xeno. The Agency is too smart

Picking Toriel is european extreme mode, but the best waifu after battle. The obvious pick for men of taste.

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>47 steamrolls everyone at chess
>they try to play Scrabble but baba just keeps pushing the letters around randomly and seeing what happens
>Toriel teaches them how to bake and wonders how 47 knows so much about chemistry and poisons
>Xeno uses his wall climbing to change a lightbulb without a ladder

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The fact that 47 hasn’t failed to kill a target besides Diana which was intentional tells me I don’t want him against me.

Gonna have to disagree with you there chief. The best pick is still baba. Why? Because baba can do this:
TOR IS BA
IEL____BA

>choose cowmom
>run away with her and change our identities in a quiet town out in the country
>suck her futa bulldick all day long

But has he ever gone up against an eight-foot monster queen with fire magic, a sheep with reality-bending powers and a fucking Xenomorph?

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47 tracked down someone in Witness Protection. I don't know what you hope to achieve.

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Dante because if Asura gets his shit beat he's gonna sleep for like 1000 years before he wakes up again

>the only hobby you have is 'Yea Forums'
based incel

>I don't know what you hope to achieve.
a mouthful of cowmilk

>implying Toriel won't get throatraped by facehuggers while he alien shoots all over her

by "shooting all over her" I meant acid by the way, because furfags and their waifus should yiff in hell

the only one I fear is hitman, not because of his offensive capabilities, but the fucker would somehow find a way to dress-up as a xeno and fuck me up while my alien friendo isn't looking

AGENT is BABA
QUEEN is BABA
ALIEN is BABA

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But in the war humans didn't have a single casualty. They might be able to affect the environment easily, but anyone with the intent to hurt, which 47 and Xenomorph have in spades, would roll over her.

The only choice is Baba anyway, he would just turn into your house and crush you, or something.

The one in control of the existential laws in Baba's universe is not Baba, is "YOU" represented by Baba (or whatever object you push in place)
Baba by itself can't do anything unless "YOU" will it

>Like 7-8 feet tall
I thought she was like 6 ft and a couple inches?

>cuddly mommy and child's drawing vs professional killer and a killer alien

The Kirb.

Sonic is too slow Kirby wins.
Refusteve is never getting in but he is getting in Kirbs mouth.
Kirby has the power of suction so Kirb wins against LAMEos.
Link is a twinky faggot like Yea Forums so Kirb wins automatically.
Dantes game is repetitive beatemup trite so Kirb wins.
Asura beats one god and breaks a sweat. Kirby eats the god and throws it back at another god just for giggles so Kirb wins.
Whoever the other shitstain is aint got NOTHING on the Kirb.
The KIRB wins.

That's pretty pathetic, dude.

Does 47 just get his normal load out of a suppressed pistol with subsonic ammo? Or does he get to equip himself for a battle with a bunch of otherworldly demons? Pistol 47 is fucked while Belt Fed Machine Gun 47 has a chance in hell

I haven't seen any massive blocks of text around my house lately, so I think I'm safe from Baba.

AND WIN

Ah yes, the fire that barely even hurt a child and flower.

At close quarters, Toriel is the deadliest

>47 is probably much smaller than her, couldn't do anything if she grabbed him, DEXfags be damned
>Xeno would be defeated easily with her fire magic
>Baba is a sheep

All you have to do is stay in a room and Toriel is your safest bet

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ok but who would win against this fucking guy

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Depends if its pannenkoek or not. Because if it is, nothing can stop him. The laws of physic WILL break, all he needs is time to build up speed.

*shoots him*
wow that was hard

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Kirby is the object right answer. You could literally just hide inside him and theres nothing any of the other characters could do to ever harm you. Kirby has beat the shit out of literally gods before too, so it's not even like they could just beat him to get to you.

Kirby also has the power to fully heal people and will also be a total bro for life after he beats everybody else.

What activity would you even do with Baba, Toriel, 47 and a Xeno?

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Game night?

TORIEL
but with HUGE tits

Are any of the others even a match for the Xenomorph?

Toriel automatically loses to 42.
I don't know what the one on the left does but someone said dumb sheep with reality warping powers so that doesn't really seem conductive to protecting you, but only itself. Alien on the right has the strongest offense but was outsmarted multiple times by regular people.
It seems the strongest of the bunch for protecting you specifically would be 42.

>doesn't really seem conductive to protecting you, but only itself.
dont worry baba is you so you are protected

>Kirby
retard
anyways if not for kirby i'd pick asura or kratos
not 100% on powerscaling here but kratos kinda has a 'thing' for killing gods and gets plot armor when he does it, and i'm pretty sure he could kill the rest of them

Name ONE thing Kirby has over Asura or Sonic.

NOT YOU IS EMPTY

>he doesn't know

>baba makes the other 3 weak and stop
>just walk into them and they die
>baba is hot
>is
>fertile
>and
>win

YOU IS IMO
_______RTL
BA IS YOU
BA

that was hard

Can we use composite Sonic?
Sonic stomp if so.

I just don't understand people who unironically like Undertale. Like, seriously how old are you? It's not funny, it's not smart, it's nothing reallly. Gimmicks and a good, albeit mostly stolen, soundtrack

I want to fuck baba

I think you mean
BA IS YOU
BA
IS
IMO
RTL

>>he doesn't know
>has played virtually every Kirby game
>"but muh muh hyperbolic infinite power statement"
>pic related
>"but muh muh Kirby has beaten gods!"
When has it ever been said that Dark Matter and Marx were gods? And why does "gods" mean anything more than just a title? Also...
>What is Time Eater
>What is Solaris

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toriel is a boss monster and only weak to the power of hatred

arguably neither 47 or the xenomorph hates

BA IS NOT LE
BA ______ WD

>Your chosen bodyguard successfully murders the other 3
>Now you're stuck with them

I assume Toriel would go back to her house (after making sure you were ok and making you pie) and 47 would fuck off to his next assignment, but what would I do with baba or the Xeno?

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I fucking hate undertale and it garbage fanbase.

beat baba with a stick until it stops moving

It's just Alien Isolation stuff, where the game's Xenos were totally immune to small arms fire (which, admittedly, may actually be smaller caliber than real guns to avoid causing damage to sensitive equipment). Depending on canon, a badass but otherwise normal human can kill Xenos with their hands, so who fucking knows their canonical durability.

>choose baba
>hear the others getting closer but confident in baba
>look over just in time to see baba moving a word
>user IS
>become transparent
>neither alive nor dead
>others can't move the words and get bored
>baba forgets about me to go solve more puzzles
>stuck in limbo
i won, but at what cost?

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>Depending on canon, a badass but otherwise normal human can kill Xenos with their hands, so who fucking knows their canonical durability.

Not big into the Aliens universe, when does this happen? I can't believe it
My understanding is a Xeno is a bear but ten times as deadly