TF2 thread

Miss Pauling is _______

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>new
i played it in 2011, it was alright

cute!

>he doesn't know
my progress

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>ruining the only multiplayer game ACFag likes
Don't be so mean anons

THICC

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So sexy.

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this guy knows

Who said anything about consent?

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>those fempyroxfemscout videos
I don't normally go for that sort of thing but I can't help myself

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THAT JUST MEANS SHE LIKES WHAT I LIKE

There is something about those australium fueled eyes that makes me want to let her put a collar on me and submit to her whims.

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I want to 3D model some cosmetics for the mercs but I don't really have any ideas, anyone got anything they'd like to see?

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Out of all bands, I associate Weezer alot with TF2 for some unknown reason, I never got why

Mah man

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wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/58/Plng_toughbreak_contractgiverare_hotdog.mp3

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why are all pyro/medic mains gay ?

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So am I, I love women!

why is 99% of tf2 porn gay

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Because 100% of the cast is male

>exclusively male cast for years
>"dude why is this gay????"

>Undigested hotdogs in colon

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because before Valve forced Miss Pauling there were only guys in it expect for the Announcer.

Here we fucking go

the CSS on /gif/ (and all the NSFW boards) has been broken for me for some time and I haven't gotten around to fixing it

disable adblock, that's what worked for me

theyre all women

the only female characters are miss pauling, the announcer, that random loli from the comic and saxton hale's girlfriend i think

someone post the video

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open up ublock origin, open dashboard, enable advanced settings, make a green box appear for 4cdn.org, click the padlock to save. I'm guessing someone put the red boards on the blacklist after last month.

fuck off retard

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She's been around since at least meet the medic to be fair

>women
>playing tf2

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She's been around since the War! comic in 2009.

post more you faggot

I wanna smash some sweaty pyro ass now for some reason.

very fucking cool, thanks a lot
finally i can browse /weg/ again
have this dog i had /tf2g/ roll for me, I don't know what else to give

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>video

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>for some reason.

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POST MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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That swimsuit is not highcut enough. I need to see a perfect V.

i've been wondering, what's with the tf2g threads in /trash/
at first i thought it's team fortress but the threads are so surreal

a slut

based

I DON'T WANNA BE AN OLD MAN ANYMORE

>only 1 day off a year and its spent almost getting killed by bread
>constantly on suicide missions
>tfw no f
>hotdogs in colon
who at valve keeps this suffering up and why

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>2 posts of the lads in a row

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i have teleported nothing but hotdogs for three days

>tfw w+m1 still gets people ridiculously upset
>been playing pyro for 12 years doing the same strat and still get asshurt from the enemy every game

God I love TF2

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crashing this thread with no survivors
youtube.com/watch?v=YXq77WDNkPI

>James wears a hat
>Hammond wears a hat
>and I wear a hat

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You know the furries that are decent at the game
That's their den of debauchery

FUCKING MORE

let me guess, they involve some sort of hyper futa

Where is the final comic? I want to see more australium loli.

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that explains everything

BEEN A YEAR OR TWO SINCE I WAS OUT ON THE FLOOR

Nothing to be ashamed of until you want to smash some sweaty fat Pyro ass without even needing the fempyro switch, just normal heavy-suited big fat pyromaniac rump all on your face and dick.

>there's a video

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from what the artists have stated, we are not getting it this year and likely not even next year

No she isnt if you read the full twitter chain the dude was making a joke

Why is scout so quiet

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Nothing will ever come close to the first thread no matter how much you/we want it to.

based

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I feel like Pauling would make a good Spy, and I'm not saying this for any shipping bullshit but because in comic she has been an show to be good at assassination and also she did use Spy's revolver

fucking delete it

make sure to grab at least one piece of waifu memorabilia, friends
it'll make you better at the game

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>no heavy

I dont like these because the mercs aren't making noise

Glad there aren't any female classes. Part of TF2's appeal is the male camradarie in the cast. Autists who design female classes should just play Overwatch.

>Pauling's disguise kit results in reverse trapping

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>join game
>top of the other team is a spy with 300 ping and he has 160 points
>next round he changes class and his ping goes down to 30
i just love this game

I'D KILL MYSELF TOO IF MY LAST NAME WAS....COMBS!

>mad milk is a non milk substance

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It's penis milk
From her cock

SHAKING BOOTY, MAKING SWEET LIFE ALL THE NIGHT

Don't open this image. I fucking dare you

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>almost no one makes tf2 lewds anymore because the game isnt popular

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>tfw most fem scout lewds are garbage

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youtube.com/watch?v=T0G8znfy_hs

IT'S TIME I GOT BACK TO THE GOOD LIFE

Based

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ITS TIME I GOT BACK, ITS TIME I GOT BACK

>most of sfm artists that still do porn only do fempyro lewds

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>small brained
fem scout vanilla garbage
>big brained
Fempyro expansion

AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I SNORTED THE CRACK

If I was making these I'd have the Mercs uttering some spliced lines Gmod style, like;

Heavy
>'I am coming IN youuu'
Pyro
>'Huddahuddahuddahuddhudda'
Demo
>'All yah WET NURSES prancin' aboot with ya ARSE full of BALLS!"

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>furfag
you're the cancer killing TF2

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>fempyro
>furfag
???

Please explain to me how fempyro is furry

I WANNA SNIFF MISS PAULING'S BUTT

cant tell if this is a joke or you dont know the line.
If this is a joke, shame on me.
If it isnt, heres the lyrics user.
genius.com/Weezer-the-good-life-lyrics

AND I DON'T EVEN KNOW HOW I GOT OFF THE TRACK

imagine how fast he could fuck on bonk

It was a joke, shame on you user.

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same

what the fuck is up with Soldier's shorts.

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The hell, doc? I need a stronger dose.

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>also she did use Spy's revolver
Oh yeah from the comics
Truly the best reason for it

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do you even have a daily dose gif spray?

and heavy's mom and sister

>no rounds in the cylinder

>Shitty brown colored decal on the Objector
6/10 do better

Of course I do but I can't get banned from the board until after the party van.

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But Miss Pauling eats fish tacos

Remember when Pauling was incredibly boring and average and not a waifu?

Because Valve can't guns but she is good at shooting it

I'd get banned from tf2 though. Maybe the next sign I get I'll get a full color one just for you

She was a waifu from the second she mentioned her past times involve going to gun shows.

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She actually eats hotdogs

All she needs now is a Knife and a mask and Scout would be dating his dad

Why do so many pyros use that one hat with the long hair dyed purple? I’m not sure why but I get the impression that the answer is really gay. Literally

>he doesn't have a full color decal

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You would know, wouldn't you?

>fat pyromaniac rump all on your face and dick.

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wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/5/58/Plng_toughbreak_contractgiverare_hotdog.mp3

I assume it is this one. Don't know why people use it but i would guess jojo just because it seems like the answer to anything nowadays is always a jojo reference.

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>Scout would be dating his dad
So wait Scout has daddy issues?

People still play this?

Looks like Poison's hair.

spbp

Isn't that hat from that one old adult swim show called metalocalypse and some stupid gay party clone wears it?

Miss Pauling is cute
wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/b/b3/Plng_give_contract_rare_scout_05.mp3

you know it mane

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>HELP ME DOKTAH
Dick

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>tfw spiral knights is dead and it's corpse in form of that hat is constantly in my face

might as well post all three lads

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Das eet mane

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why not?

It's old, thought it lost most of it's players.

Someone is fucking crashing the vale of the paint i was trying to sell FUCK

You know what I want in my face? Ass.

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>no porn of the chicken fried tramp
feels bad man

If people still play the vastly inferior console ports then it's safe to assume people still play tf2 on PC. That shit ain't dying anytime soon.

Hey, so do I!

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I heard from a friend that the comic will come out never

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still has 20-50k daily on steam, in the top ten (usually)

50k people play it

fun fact: it hit an all time peak during smissmas 2018

hiro made an ad that fucks up ublock origin so people have to disable it on red boards since only /pol/ makes money for a red board.

Are these more fan made models or are they actually planning to continue the story from the comic? I remember reading what I thought was the ending forever ago. Is the comic even still going?

Hey, cool.

Would you believe how little art there is of fat-assed Pyros that isn't explicitly furry or fempyro? Life is harsh.

Hard to believe. Someone should fix that.

I WANNA GO BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

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Good lad

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Always be thankful for your daily dose.

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how would a full color decal get you banned?

Doesn't matter now. Look above.

Just for you, you dose deficient dunce.

No one wants to because Fempyro is so popular.

based

wew

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thanks doc

1. Click on the ublock icon and then click on the icon that says "Open the dashboard" when you hover over it.
2. Go to the "My Filters" tab and add the following rule:
@@||s.4cdn.org^$script,domain=boards.Yea Forums.org

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>pyro butts
>not pyro guts

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thanks doc

>owlymeds

Is she still alive? It's been SOO LONG.

>>women
>>playing tf2
Yes, that is very true.

What's the original video of this?

sauce?

I went to an anime convention and the only TF2 cosplays were done by chicks, 2 medics an engie and a Pyro

A lot of women play video games. You fags are just so socially retarded they want nothing to do with you.

all playable characters are male, one is memed up to be a mystery

Did you fuck the Pyro?

>going to anime convetions
>calling others socially retarded

>pyro isnt a futanari
wack

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Did the pyro cosplayer have a fat ass? Did you fuck said ass?

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>no full color decal
one job fag, heres a real dose

people literally charge around with swastikas and loli porn as demo knight all the time. its not rare.
valve is not spectating your game or looking through your textures, they dont give a fuck
you can spam the n word in quick play with no punishments

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Thanks, user.

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I didn't say I go to anime conventions. Please continue your education so you learn to read.

The pyro was an ugly fatfuc

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OH NO NO NO

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But I DID get a fully colored one you underdosed unibrow

>not even a prop axe
ass not fat enough to make up for it, would not fuck

But overall a cool person just not fuckable. Engine was cool but I got along better with the two medics cause we were merdic mains bragging about our crossbow skills

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>engine

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her ass and hips are too big

Fuck off, Seamus O'Brien.

more

What a disgrace.

>too big
Evolutionary backwards opinion.

I'm phoneposting cause I haven't gotten these photos of my phone yet. Also can't post the Medics cause they asked me not to when I took the photos. Just imagine an Asian teen in a blue medic costume and a white chick holding a respawn timer texture on a box

i get it when people say that sometimes boobs are too big and blah blah blah, but ass is always good you dumbass

bruh its not like some chinks are gonna be stalking Yea Forums or like theyre ever gonna see you again, post em

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what the fuck

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This...this awoke something in me...

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Sorry I'm a man of my word.

Has anyone made a version of Dustbowl that's just the first stage?

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IRELAND

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Why would anyone do that?

Because the first stage is the most fun part of the map and the main reason I love playing Dustbowl, the rest is good too, but I like the first stage best

For me, it's the 3rd stage, 2nd point.

About to play CTF_Turbine for the first time, what am I in for?

why the FUCK are tf2 pyro lewds hot ?

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Candy Cane is great for degroot keep, change my mind

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Nice job posting this in Yea Forums first

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>tfw can never go back to 2007 and play classic tf2 without all the new weapons/hats and shitty f2p players

I miss it bros.

w-what if... it isn't fun ?

Are you literally heavy weapons guy?

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I want a version of dustbowl where you can freely roam around the map just like Steel

Because one of the best things about fantasy porn is not having to hear the dude going OOOOH OH YEAH SUCK THAT COCK *sucks air through teeth* AUUUUGH FUCK YEAH

You've discovered your latex and mask fetish.

vocaroo.com/i/s0Ra5WBw8G58

This

Because you wanna rub your dick on them fat leather butts.

fuck
alright i sure hope no engineers turtle around the enemy intel

I bet she is gonna end with Scout's Mom, and this is gonna make the friendship between Spy and Scout stronger.

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I think in a way Steel IS a more free-roaming version of dustbowl just like how Goldrush is a payload version of dustbowl

I want the original though, I explored dustbowl in gmod a while back and it's actually a really well made map with tons of detail

I always feel like I missed out on this game when it was at it's peak. I never really got to play it until around 2009 or 2010. Never stuck with it. I feel like if I were to play it now I'd never be able to get the same experience that so many people fell in love with.

There's a nifty mod of Dustbowl (Freebowl IIRC) that opens up a load of extra avenues around its three stages, really cool

so many furfags and autistic weirdos in this game lol

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last comic when

checking it out real quick

I mean... you're here.

>leather
SQUEAKS not CREAKS okay praise latex

Party Van tonight Doc

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I like tc_hydro

W H E R E
H
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Glad to hear it.

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I only played TF2 a few times and never really got into it but I love the characters and art style. Also why does TF2 have such a high quality fanbase? The memes of them making stupid faces are always hilarious and the original content like artwork that people make is always really good.
TF2 just seems to have an unusually mature fanbase with a good sense of humor.

at 8 pm

She's a dyke user.
A fist loving dyke.
Swerve.
It's for your own good.

I can only concentrate on Scout's hilarious facial expressions.

no female characters to ruin the game, Pauling is ok since you don't get to play as her

How do you think you look like when you fuck

Imagine her rewarding her mercenaries after each mission, letting them pour all of their australium into her little body, as a joke h-haha.

Girls and homosexuals are horny.
They want to see males fuck
There's only males around
Valve hardcore pushes faggotry of all kinds because raisons.
1+1 = 2

I didn't have fun you lyar

>when you fuck

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What Pyro cosmetics do I wear and what do I name my weapons to best express my fetish for fatass Pyros?

Explains why we are all gay

This is honestly what dustbowl should be

it also makes it easier to sniper on

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Who is this smug loli? I like her design and want her to step on my balls.

how will user recover

ooookay

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party van guy, add this in

Olivia Mann

I'd be willing to try it then RTV in 3 minutes.

You're in sanfran?

est?

oui

tf2 has females now?

I've played it numerous times on Delfy's server, it's pretty fun and definitely helps alleviate the chokepoint problems

dammit, i wish i wasn't a europoor

Yeah you cutie

pyro and the announcer have been in the game for a while

wow match making sure is awesome thanks for letting me join such a fun and balanced game

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A dyke
A loli
A disembodied voice
They're TECHNICALLY female.

My mistake.

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>join game
>YOU FAILED

Better, but not thick enough.

Is it wrong I want a sticc pyro

TF2 ripped off The Incredibles' art style.

fucking hell

Literally no, eyes are way smaller, facial structure is alot more detailed and the character's bodies are way fatter.
0/10 bait

My ideal pyro body would be one with small tits + wide hips, thick thighs and a fat ass combo. I prefer my sluts to be bottom heavy over top heavy

>rocket jumps away the second his medic dies
heh im such a pro

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why? bcause there's Red? They are not even close, what drugs are you on about.

bro are you actually retarded

>the sound isnt synced
God damnit user. Just make it silent at that point.

>stubby legs
>giant upper body
>set in the 60s
>simple vibrant color palette

No, I'm not the one claiming TF2 ripped off The Incredibles's art style

IMO it ripped off the Atlantis the Lost Empire artstyle

>>stubby legs
>>giant upper body
Neither is true, TF2's characters look pretty natural.
>simple vibrant color palette
By that logic: The Incredibles riped off literally every other animated film ever made in existence

Which in some ways is a ripoff of Nadia.

only 1 more hour, cant wait

wow doc that was really refreshing

ONE DAY MATCHMAKING WILL PUT ME ON A TEAM THAT ISN'T SHIT BUT NOT TODAY

I LOVE HAVING TO SWITCH TO DIRECT HIT SOLDIER EVERY MATCH BECAUSE MY ENTIRE TEAM CAN'T KILL A SINGLE LEVEL 3 SENTRY WHEN ALL IT TAKES IS STANDING OUT OF RANGE AND FIRING TWO ROCKETS FUCK ME

Nigga thats tf2 in general. 90% of the population is fucking terrified of sentries to the point they act retarded near one.

I mean people STILL bitch and moan about mini sentries. Objects that don't dodge and only have 100 hp.

>I mean people STILL bitch and moan about mini sentries.

Mini sentries, just like pyros, exist solely to be a slight inconvenience. To be annoying. Of course people never stop complaining about either

It was a glorious week when the mini sentry came out and no one knew how to deal with it and a shotgun at the same time
I miss old TF2

people ask this in every tf2 but since im a cool guy ill spoonfeed again
youtube.com/watch?v=0fCpAuxrQ_I
1:08

Dat spycrab.

>Playing pub medic because sometimes i enjoy suffering
>Practically begging team to protect me because they've got scouts, pyros and soldiers after my ass
>Nobody does and just complains to me that im not healing them or that im a waste of space
>Nobody thanks me after healing them
>Nobody thanks me for saving them from certain death
>Nobody thanked me at the end of the round when we barely scraped together a victory with my uber on the cart
this is fucking exactly why i play medic

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Those proportions are so fucked even out of TF2's standards I bet a fucking furry artist authored it.

That's worse than fucking Overwatch

hot

you're autistic as fuck and suck at the game, rofl

Fuck are you me? Except I go original because I'm not gud enough for the direct hit

All I want is to maybe go spy and get some sneaky kills or be an engy and build things around and yet I can't because my team of scouts and pyros think they're invincible against a barrage of demomans, soldiers and heavies each with their own pocket medic

I helped make that.

INCEL SPOTTED

>funke crutch load outs video
>the scout that tried bonking behind enemy lines atop Egypt part 2 and ended up getting focused into a corner in the ceiling by 4 sentries
>''was this part of your master plan?''
>mfw he airblast the ubered pyro away which got knocked back further by the sentries
>LATER DUDE

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bump

is the van up yet?

yes

Tf2 balance should center around competetive play. There is no reason it shouldn't so don't strawman me; that said, they need to nerf:

the wrangler

sniper as a whole (120 damage for uncharged quick scope headshots),

and absolutely remove random crits

There is 0 reason to have random crits in 2019.

the ABSOLUTE state of pyro mains

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>There is no reason it shouldn't
there is one, its called having fun with the weapons and not taking the game seriosly (majority of the players do this)

at this point tf2 has no competitive scene and a dwindling casual scene
they might as well focus on what's fun

>mlp
oh nononoonnoono

where's the soldier nerf?

balance comes before fun

balances preserves the nature of true fun so that everyone can have a good time

Keep telling yourself that, retard.

>balance comes before fun
oh no no no no no

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check the epic game store

full of hotdogs

random crits are already disabled in competitive, retard

idk man, i've been playing since beta and never ever thought random crits were "fun", they always just annoyed me

most fun i've had was on custom no spread no crit servers with a good custom map list

They deleted Doc's colored Daily Dose objector. Press F to receive your dose.

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I can't wait until your kind are all slain in the coming collapse.

F

>tf2 must be taken seriously
Im all for having a good time, but I want kills
I always gun down friendlies because I like playing the game, they can fuck off to an rp server for all I care

>they cosplay that means they play the games
what the fuck

Based and DocPilled

>not just ignoring them
damn you hate fun

When you gun down friendlies you aren't playing the game though, you're just clicking on a stationary sitting duck
I find it more fun to give the friendly a voiceline or two and go find a real target that can challenge me. Also ruining others' fun makes me feel bad, plus voiceline communication is funny as fuck to me

>lives in your head rent free

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>I always gun down friendlies because I like playing the game
You are retarded. Don't kill them and the enemy team is down one player. Easy win.

>he doesn't know
What happened? What did it change?

blessed oldfags

>wanting an easy win
you can absolutely just piss friendlies off in 5 minutes and it will be a nice 12v12 again. fuck imbalanced games, who the fuck cares about winning if it isn't a stale battle of attrition beforehand exactly?

And who says he's gonna switch anyway? You severely underestimate the average IQ of a friendly player.

Regardless, you speak of a 12v12 as if games in TF2 are always balanced based on player numbers alone. The truth is that queuing for casual is a crapshoot that only sometimes gives you a balanced game. Many times, you'll find yourself in a team that's rolling the enemy team or you are getting rolled yourselves. You don't go into a casual game expecting balance.

>underestimate
I'm a faggot. Meant to say overestimate.

NO HE DOESN'T

plebbit is here

desab

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i finally did that gay achievement where you have to kill someone using a parachute while you're parachuting and it didnt even unlock FUCK this game

SFM is honestly the greatest invention humanity ever.

Pyro was the thing that really turned me to latex and bodysuit stuff.
And then fucking Warframe came along and strengthened that.

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Adorable

Why did he shoot up that mosque again?

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demoman kept dominating him

>tf2
>content

I fucking wish, buddy.

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If the Heavy Update consists of nothing more than removing autobalance, it will be a great update.

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>girl with selfie profile pic, pink unusual and pocket medic
>139 pages of comments on her profile

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>NOOOOOOOO THEY SWITCHED MY TEAM IN AN UNRANKED GAME MODE WHERE LOSSES AREN'T RECORDING IN ORDER TO MAKE THE GAME MORE BALANCE AND FUN HOW COULD THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEY

the lower the iq the more likely a friendly is to rage switch to their main to try and beat you. and that said, matchmaking works. ive played over a thousand games in valve matchmaking so maybe they just have more data but i often get into fairly balanced games where each team has their own share of pubstompers

Bout to play PD_Watergate for the first time, what am I in for?

>IN ORDER TO MAKE THE GAME MORE BALANCE AND FUN
ahahahahahaha

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>Heh, jokes on you bucko, only FAGGOTS play to win. You want competition? Go use the ranked mode that barely works and only has a triple digit playerbase
I hate people like you

Fun game mode that randomly decides to crash your game.

>coordinate with my team to win in a team/objective-based FPS
>get autobalanced to the losing team in the final seconds of the match

GEE, THAT AUTOBALANCE SURE DID HELP THE """BALANCING""" OF THE MATCH! YEEE HAWW, THAT WAS FUN, FUN, FUN!

Recognize the cuck mentality in one easy step.

>You will never install a teleporter inside Pauling's anus

BAD MAP

What is it about Dustbowl that makes it so fucking fun despite it being a chokepoint-filled mess?

People have a death wish and Dustbowl is the unconscious thrust of this motivation

it's a simple map with nothing distracting you. simple is fun

Sometimes I just feel like spamming chokepoints without having to think

One thing I like is that everyone is doing the objective, other maps always have atleast 6 people trying to TDM, I have never seen this happen on Dustbowl

i hate strawmen too

I never realized it, but this is actually why I love Dustbowl. If only people actually played the game on other, better maps.

plebbit confirmed

>shutting down the server when my theme song comes on

Y tho?

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why the fuck does spy have a chad physique

Go battle medic. Bathe in the tears of enemies and """allies""" alike.

OMG B4NNY!

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memes vs machines is fucking hilarious

>best class in the game is black
WTF VALVE?!?

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One of the all time great episodes
Latest season of the grand tour is superb

Is it? I was really disappointed with TGT so far, made me wish for more James May solo stuff.

IT is, feels a lot like old too gear

>has a link to her Instagram account in her profile
>19.9k followers

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The Mongolia episode that came out today is Kino

His question still has to be answered

Nothing, because it isn't.

>scout not yelling "OH YEAH!"

Fuck you it is cunt

Post 'em.

youtu.be/W73IRm9x1qo

Fuck no it isn't you gay homo

>right click
>play speed

give me the big pyros you fucks

Pyro's mask got large eyeholes which most people including you probably just see as his eyes, due to the size of the eye holes you start seeing them as big eyes which is the reason the character has its 'cute' quality to it. Now if you take a çute face and give it a voluptuous body, it will generally be seen as attractive by most people.

Fuck you you funhating faggot go fuck yourself

Man, the camera keeps jutting around acting like the action is all fast-paced but the movement speed is way too slow man. There's nothing even going on in the webm to be having seizures like that.

Only medic mains are gay, pyro mains are chads that piss off all the shitters

No fuck you faggot I'm not the one defending the least fun map in the game

But what if I like the mask specifically because it fully hides the face?

>the least fun map in the game
that would be turbine doe

Not even turbine is as bad as dustbowl

that's probably the greatest name/description combo I've ever seen rolled here

You can, but you will still see the mask as another face, a face which you may prefer to a normal face.

thanks doc

faggot pleb

this. at least turbine gives room for dm. dustbowl makes me want to play as literally one class, and that class is demoman with stock stickies. and you know what? i dont dislike that but i wish other classes were even half as useful on dustbowl

>Pyro is male
D R O P P E D

that's a metalocalypse reference

But I'm not really looking at the face, I'm looking at asses and thighs and tits and bellies and dicks.

The only useless class on Dustbowl is Scout, literally everyone else serves a purpose.

>because the game isnt popular
still +50k players my friendo

I wish i have infinite stamina to fap
FUCCCCCCKKKKKKK

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yeah, and demoman accomplishes every class function better (on dustbowl). yes, even backcapping with a stickyjumper and paintrain

And that purpose is to charge down the hallway that is the level straight into the meatgrinder hoping that the sheer volume of your corpses can clog it up for the 0.3 seconds it takes to capture the point.

You think you aren't, but you are. Try cropping the faces out and see if you still like it as much

I like to play with my friends you fucking nigger, sorry that you dont have any.

Not the fucking shrek guy again

DAMMIT GUYS GIVE ME A FUCKING ANSWER

I've got your answer right here you little shit

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>Not making the blue parts of Manray red with the red parts blue
One job.

overwatch-tier thread

Rate my pyro

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I know for a fact I do.

Speaking of Dustbowl...
youtube.com/watch?v=_f2brU8hBWc

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He's not a crazed gunman, he's an assassin!

>getting angry at people posting porn

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not angry just disappointed

Dubs and an SFM artist has to make porn of this

too thin

reroll

Back scratcher is seriously underrated.

WHO'S THE FAGGOT WITH THE TUBA

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>He said on Yea Forums

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youtu.be/yGs8nLgyQkQ
This video sums it up perfectly

>take 3 month break from tf2
>now i'm shit because of it

How do I get better Yea Forumsros?

When was the last time a new weapon or item or whatever was added to this game?

gay vid

that position seems like it'd be kind of uncomfortable after a while

>Play pyro
>Light guy on fire
>Guys runs away
>Shoot with flare gun
>Guy dies
>Fight lone target in close to mid range
>Win using the insane damage of the shot gun, the element of surprise, my higher than average health pool, and the fact they know they can't rush me because I'll whip out the flamethrower
>Enemy pyros cry internally
Why do people use the scorch shot?

Because it pisses off Demos, Heavies and Snipers

homo vid

>click on it
>now my youtube recommended videos is full of inflation/weight gain animations
fuck you

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Reminder that there's no way she can adequately wipe.

why

It's piss easy to use at any range and forces anyone hit by it to either fuck off for a while or take a decent chunk of damage. It actually deals decent damage on direct hits, too, since it hits twice.

that post is only reserved for mega-braphogs, user

What the fuck is going in this thread?

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poor porn tastes

We're discovering our fetishes in a good old fashioned heart to heart.

You're moms a poor porn taste

valve is slowly mindbreaking everyone with their silence, and everything is spiraling out of control
join us

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I'll be going to the store, if I don't see fempyro porn when i come back, I will be very angry

indeed

dustbowl_pro is the first two stages, assuming you can find it. or you could just make it yourself in hammer in literally 10 minutes.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA youtu.be/Xr3Rm4V3LVs

youtube.com/watch?v=yGs8nLgyQkQ

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this

why

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I hate these fat fempyro models, they always fuck up and just look like balloons attached to a normally thin body. No wide shoulders or backfat, no thick arms, nothing. It's all shit!

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How big are we talking?

Big, motherfucker. Just not like for reasons listed in .
inb4 maxofs2d's giantess fetish stuff

Gonna fuck that ass.

big tiddy lol

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not really, its bad simply because people can switch classes at any time. if you dont have a medic you may later and then you will probably be the reason both of you die as he has to spend additional time healing you if you get in a pinch and you wont be able to defend him effectively

meh
get some new stuff jerk

...

pooped

Smells like hot dogs...

user this is a blue board, you can't just post that type of thing!
thank you

buff spy

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they should buff spy by exempting him from the wallhack, but that might be too strong.

>Medic one
She is ok , r-right?

If the medic keeps trying to heal you with his medigun instead of crossbowing you and being on his way after he sees you have the backscratcher, that's entirely his fault.
But mainly it's great for koth where everyone is running around on their own and you aren't likely to be near your team's medic even if you actually have one.

Miss Pauling is for gangbangs
Shame theres only few of her SFM getting gangbanged

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Yeah but then people would notice that one of their teammates doesn't have an outline and kill him. They should just remove the wallhack all together

...

wallhack is objectively a good thing since it provides players more information in a fair way and it rightfully punished lazy spies who sat next to spawn disguised.

I know!
What a missed opportunity.
I wanted to hear the characters grunt, or scouts dying scream as he climaxes.

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ze healing is not as rewarding as ze hurting