"Yo, Brewski. Me and the boys are bouta play some Mario Party 4"

>"Yo, Brewski. Me and the boys are bouta play some Mario Party 4"
>"You in, little dude?"

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Yes

>being this much of a boomer

UM LE ONLY MANLY MEN STILL PLAY A GAME FROM OVER 20 YEARS AGO

you’re litterally worse than the faggots who screech about MUH WORLD RECORD and how hardcore they are for getting the highest score in Ms. Pac-Man kill yourself

looks like ur going for the highscore in mr. faggot

Fuck yeah bro

"Brewski?" Am I a beer?

I sometimes think about working out enough to look like that, but feel weird realizing I would probably just end up sitting around playing vidya games looking jacked as fuck.

the buff dudes are cool guys

Heck yea man, Mario Party 4 is god tier.

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>Little dude
I am much larger than these men.

>Not playing 8 like a fucking chad

heh pathetic, do you even poo?

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in width I presume?

>tfw jacked af
>get into gaming
>get fat af
>tfw your boyfriend constantly teases you about your weight gain and it starts to give you a boner what the fuck is wrong with me

>4
>on the console that has 5
Nah, you guys have shit taste.

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He should start wearing a bra

sorry, I don't play with homos, or fags as I like to call them

I hate that fucking face the guy on the right makes
so many people do it in pictures and it looks retarded, it's like the male equivalent of duckface

This. This is literally a homobait thread. We really need trump finally cage the rest of these animals (homos, mudslimes, beaners, niggers, Jews, hippies, and just libs in general) and send them to gas chambers like God intended.

Squinting?

no lol. Ima go fuck my wife and have nonstop bareback sex. Get a life you nerds

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>tfw no matter how much you could lift you would never this broad

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>Mario Party
yeah sur-
>4
No way, that's easily the most boring Mario Party game there is. Enjoy your snorefest jabronies.

Dude probably has bad eyes or is sleepy? I get the feeling I make that face a lot because of both.

BIG BARA TIDDIES ARE REAL???

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WHY? FUCK WHY? WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY WHY FFFFFFRRRTFFFFFFFFF

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have sax

what causes someone to do this to themselves.

This. I also hate just about anyone who squints. I’m a grade 5 teacher and whenever I see one of those chucklefucks making that face I just want to take one of my pencils and fucking stab them to death.

what in the fuck is wrong with you

>wants to inflict harm on underage children
Which school do you work at?

It’s literally just an expression, I just hate that face

Get help

the buff dudes unironically got me in shape with their beginner programs, that they give out for free.

It's the raised eyebrow(s) + squinting and it makes you look like a fucking doofus

Maybe you shouldn’t be writing on the board so small then, asshole.

>h-ha I was ...just joking guys. You guys. Haha

>I’m a grade 5 teacher
>I HATE SQUINTERS SO MUCH IM GOING TO KILL THEM
American educational system everyone.

only if you gangbang me

Fucked up so hard he deleted his post.
Easy there, psycho, we don't know who you are

Public employees everyone.

Dude on the left is actually a really cool dude

>deleting your posts

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Too late for that, domestic terrorist. Called the federals, hopefully you do not have dogs.

>hopefully you do not have dogs.

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LITERALLY why

>people actually do this to themselves

Yeah sure.

Mental illness

Fuck off

>slowpoke.png

You're a bit late, kid.

That's what I get for opening a thread and not browsing it immediately

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Blue board

Body dysmorphia, a psychological condition.

Wait, do you came in to tell a dude to fuck off and you don't even know why? You just wanted to fit in?
I hope you're in his class.

>tfw I have bigger arms than the boomer in the middle

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Fuck no, I only play Sonic Shuffle.

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>are ya winning the flame war, son?

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K

Yes I also like that doujin

No you fucking retard his post was still here for me because of Yea Forums X

Ṡynthol injections

HOW THE FUCK TO ACHIEVE THIS BODY

His left bicep is fucking infected

Seethe

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Jealous?

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I wonder what issues they have deep down that made them crave attention and approval this hard.

Fuck no, I only play American games made by real Americans like Halo and Gears of War

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This is hilarious. Every time people like you see someone accomplished you have to protect yourself by dinging them.

sauce?

>inject litteral shite
>get infected

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Ye we can start another tren cycle afterwards.

they're on gear?

If you have to ask

extremely gay

Is he one of those guy in South America who would inject some sort of oil into them self to make their muscles look bigger? Because if so those things pooped by now.

My boy on the left has a great beard but he needs to comb that thing out.
It's scraggly as fuck.