It's his birthday today. How much do you think his Big Birthday Bash Marathon is gonna make him?

You guys are just fucking jealous.

I'll be having a day of fun interactive streaming WHILE making money from it and enjoying birthday cake made by my girl.

Annoying much? lol

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BASED

what? for sekiro?

Based Phil.
I used to think he is a faggot, but to be honest, he may be terrible at videogames, but most of his opinions are BASED and he makes a living by playing videogames.

a god

Yup

>Phil is terrible at video games meme
he is above average

please say you got a clip

I watched his stream live yesterday for the first time ever. I'm surprised that he doesn't ban trolls. Actually his mods are pretty chill and don't ban you for laughing at him, hell they even laugh at his saltiness too. I saw some people criticizing him for his e-begging and they never got banned. Way better than other streamers like aris that ban you for pointing out their retardation.

I was gonna say how wrong you are and how terrible he is, but seeing how most people cant even pick up a game like Sekiro, you are probably right.

>turns 37
>still begging for money on the internet because he refuses to live within his financial means
>claims he needs 17k in two weeks
>is going on vacation next week anyway because his parents HAVE TO meet his ugly gf and it can’t happen during any other time because reasons

He's pathetic

Will paypigs guard his house?

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His might be, but he's also retarded. That's why he can play Souls games just fine, but as soon as the game asks him to think about something he goes off on it.
Also, he needs to get a gaming TV. He doesn't realize most new TVs cause lag delay, that's probably what fucks him up most of the time.

It's almost like he's a performance artist

His parents are going to give him a heap of cash too, I just know it.

youtu.be/DeZVn28d4WI

How has he survived this long Yea Forums?

to be fair he was handheld through souls games by his chat or summoned others to help.

Maybe Phil finally understands why people watch his stuff.

>I saw some people criticizing him for his e-begging and they never got banned.

Nice try DSP

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paypigs

He lives in a gated community.

>5k tip goal
>11 hours left
>on a friday

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twitter.com/mrhuth2/status/1113884742422757377

He doesn't need 5k dollars,he is just doing the monthly thing of draining paypigs of their money.

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Wow!
Snort
Mashes buttons
I was blocking!
Devs are lazy fuckin’ bums!
Snort
Yayaya ack ack ack ack!
Wow!
Plz tip losing house

According to him it’s also a felony for anyone to trespass into that community lol

But weekends means more free time from his paypigs.
Their idle hands will pour buckets of money on him as he nais his gf.

I'm pretty sure the plans only started after he made this tweet. He is definitely baiting his haters on purpose

It's astonishing he gets as many viewers as he does given the amount of hate he gets.

He was literally banning people that were saying he was using a guide then admits he was using a guide because he has too to get a good ending in the story or some shit because the game is too cryptic

he will lose his house Yea Forums

>Yayaya ack ack ack ack!
Is this how manga characters sound when they laugh or there is a tense scene?

720 viewers during the likely 2 hour long prestream. That's impressive.

why does he call himself the "King of Retro"? He's never played anything except street fighter.

Years of trolling resulted in few enough people giving a fuck that they don't bother shitting up his chat.

He's just saying that to milk more money

Wow there's nothing he can do

Oh no, he'll have to move into his other residence back in CT.

>I was pressing buttons and the judge gave them a warrant to evict me!
>HAHAHAHAHHAHA
>this justice system is a joke!
>snort

1.25%

HE'S GONNA DO IT BROS

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Long overdue. DSP has been on life support for years and moved way above his means.

>Believing he actually has any taxes to pay
DSP is the best liar on the internet

Good lord I would destroy that

>dat feel when he has nude pictures of her on his PC and they never became public

>calls himself King of Retro
>doesn't play retro games
>calls himself King of Hate
>can't take the hate

youtube.com/watch?v=13CxwwvO58w

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This is the first time DSP actually has twice as man views as Tevin.

Dood he can’t! Its too small for him and the love of his life, it’s in a bad neighborhood, and he can’t get good internet out there! Bottom line is it’s impossible for him to move back *goat laugh*

>Stream not even started
>Already $100 and thousands of tips

Based Phil

At most I think he'll only get 1k again. He dried out his paypigs the last marathon

are you guys retarded?
he is reading how to unlock missable additional zone by talking to NPCs so he doesn't miss it

>makes a living
He begs every stream for money. He makes a living begging.

Why does he sounds like such a jackass even when he's trying to be humble?

BURN IN HELL BURNELL

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Yeah, he's just reading a guide on how to do a thing. He's not using a guide at all.

yikes

Can he stop fucking talking I just want to see him rage

Based

Because mom told you how to spot a beggar and a liar

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Because it's his "birthday week", because Phil "DarkSydePhil" Burnell lives his life like a post-wall e-thot. Begging children to part with their allowances, birthday and Christmas money using every dirty trick he can think of to guilt them in to parting with their cash.
youtube.com/watch?v=-ObPV4IXI_E

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Because he invented the Let's Play format and inspired Pewdiepie

1-2 hour prestream, bitch. This is what he does

>that feeling when dsp has more hair than you despite also being much older

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>the repulsive lying pig that is Snort Burnell gets that

how?

It's surprising how "good" his face looks despite it getting burned to a crisp in a car accident.

Begging while playing videogames.

Doesn't he get tired of begging kids for their money?

The world would be a pretty different place if he died in that car crash y'know. Something to think about huh?

Vidya is a harsh mistress.

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Its also incredible how he is still being pahsitive while suffering from chronic depresshiun

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>already $130 and probably another $200 on cheers and subs
detractors on suicide watch

never

>12 minutes of DSP getting roasted by this chick

good lord

Amazing only 4 THOUSAND dollars left

He disgusts me more than anything. But he knows how to fleece idiots so it's whatever.
I like how he calls his tax streams charity streams, as if his entire "career" hasn't been based off charity from others.

BASED

>scamming is a bad career choi-

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Why do people find her exgf attractive? She looks like she has hair on her feet.

what the fuck

> 37 years
> no job

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he earns over double the amount in a month than I do in a year as a NEET

>BURN IN HELL BURNELL
... well guess I'm gonna burn in hell for uh the rest of eternity now... can't change who you are I guess.
youtube.com/watch?v=bq54jb_5WCI

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wtf he owes $1800 to youtube??

How the fuck he's always claiming to be on debt if he's earning at least $10k every month?

HOLY even the famous alt-right icon Sam Hyde himself supports the King of Hate!

Based
youtu.be/nvRHbUr7GYo

I honestly forgot he did that Depression stream
>ITS NOT A DISEASE ITS A DISORDER ALRIGHT ITS A DISORDER

he's fucking terrible with money and gets scammed like crazy when buying expensive items because he's a total sucker.

Because
A) he's lying
B) He wants to be able to spend more

DSP is a textbook example of someone living above his means.

IT WAS A BUYER'S MARKET FOR CARS, OKAY?

Why is he still begging for money? DIdn't he get like 12k from gifted subs?

fun fact:

>phil "bad at games" burnell probably finished 50x more games than you

>phil "bad at games" burnell is better in sekiro than 90% of twitch streamers and probably you too

pretty cool huh?

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I love how he only cancelled his adobe membership that he never used over a year into his financial difficulties.

Who here watching ourguy Tevin?
>$135/$5000
lel

>Literally whoring himself out on stream with promises of dabs
This is really sad.

>I'm not a children's entertainer
>If people want to donate for me to dab on stream I don't give a fuck

He got his virginity taken away by Guardian Ape and Owl (Padre). Thats a big ass doubt

Phil has a long documented history of being just awful with money. The second he got anything he was spending it like water on plastic crap, and that was only the start. It's been eight years of juggling credit cards and refusing to live within his means.

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he had 1k viewrs the other day

He is always begging for money but he is also more greedy than ever

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who /tevin/?

>he thinks Sekiro should have an easy mode

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Umm he needed that for bills dood do you think electricity and internet is free?

GREED IS MASSIVELY STRONG

If he's been bad with money in recent years we can only imagine how frivolous he was with it when he actually WAS making crazy money on Youtube. Which he was at one point.

>DIdn't he get like 12k from gifted subs?
You don't know what you're talking about d00d, all that money went straight to my bills.
youtube.com/watch?v=pR8Ul6yFqys

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>200+ deaths while reading guides

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>DSP views is for the first time on par with Tevins

How does he keep winning?

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g ape 1 and g ape 2 got killed

havent got to 'owl' on vod yet

This is the one bros, remember tips are what really help him out right now. Lets hope I have a great birthday.

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Its because his Sekiro streams are fucking great. He still doesn't know that blocking recovers your posture. I can't wait for the Isshin fight.

>you and the bulldog come clean my house
>you can live in a tent in the backyard

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tevin has 1.2k right now

It's Sekiro. Of course everyones gonna watch Dark play it