I dont get it

i dont get it

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Maybe once you stop making those fucking waves you'll get it, useless fool

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Leglet.

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double jian

Cycle of guilt.
The only way to win and forgive yourself is to stop playing.

Dumb babyleg poster

You are stuck in a loop in your own personal hell

So do you faggots wanna co-op campaign or battle royale or something

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The last time i played eye with 2 of you fags you faggots started erping as little girls instead of playing. Shouldve expected as much with anime steam profiles.

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karma's a bitch and so are you
for the sin of killing your wife you must wander a hell of infinity plus two

I love these threads and I never even played the game. Should I, Yea Forums?

Yes, just don't expect too much out of it.

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Karma, not even once

Best way to explain E.Y.E is that its a unpolished gem in a pile of diarrhea

It's not bad, it's archaic in certain aspect, personally I loved it.

the snake will eat it's tail for all eternity as long as you give it attention.

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i dont get it

As long as you're not a leglet, sure.

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Don't die on me

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tldr

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Watch the movie adaptation

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*Protects the downtrodden against the violent and drug ridden criminals known as the c*ulters and j*an
heh, nothing personnel secreta scum

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>Believing the feds' lies
Almost as bad as Jians

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I started this then forgot about it is it worth picking up again. I installed it on my ps4 so might play it on there

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>I installed it on my ps4
>EYE
>PS4
This is some kind of looter trick isn't it? The only looter I trust is bubicon and that's because he's going to be the next Beethoven, I can feel it.

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my ps4 runs linux

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>Bullshit! Ultra-failed attack
How many games have a HUD curse for you?

Surely wine can't run well with specs as bad as the ps4's?

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the eye works fine in proton, i also tried nier automata but it freezes at the boot animation. Didn't test anything else. I think most source games have linux ports though

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>The only looter I trust is bubicon and that's because he's going to be the next Beethoven
Looters are just Jians in the making, it's your moral duty to dispose of them for the glory of the Secreta.

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So far I'm not noticing any waves in this thread. Good, don't make any

I've had this game in my library for literal years.

I think now is the time.

How the fuck do I play this, comrades?

Just don't make waves and make sure your legs are okay, brouzouf will soon follow.

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Gentlemen, I came here to say the J word.

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Fuck legs

Post proof.

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NO!
DON'T DO THIS MENTOR! WHO KNOWS WHAT COMMANDER RIMANAH WILL DO

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>Spiritual sequel never ever

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there's a movie where the main character on the poster looks almost exactly like this guy, I think it's some anarchist shooter or something
if anybody knows WITA can you tell me the title?

The one with batman ?

I'm not convinced that isn't just the battle of the blackwater going on in the background there.

Reminder that streumon is hiring level designers, producers, and 3d artists
E.Y.E 2: Holy ElectroMastery soon fellow looters

Be aware of your surroundings and nearest cover at all times
Carry loads of ammo
Prioritize speed above all else
Ctrl space to CYBERJUMP

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Do not wish for a sequel.

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Rampage, by Uwe Boll.
His one good movie.

You'd best be joking, Jian

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I love that psi-palm strike

I don't want to deal with the monkey paw, I don't want a modern version of E.Y.E., with QoL features, an easy to follow plot, linear action set pieces, english VAs, well structured stats and research system, I just want more E.Y.E., more strange and more jank.

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based
have a rare as thanks

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E.Y.E came out over a decade after SBO and it was still a pile of fantastic janky artistic vision. They even went a step further and had everybody speak in gibberish instead of heavily accented english. I trust Streum.

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What was Akmal's deal anyways?

I was growing concerned with this post until I saw the magic words: "I dont want .."

Best Gate coming through

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Actually p good

.... oh god

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i'm too lazy to turn it on and take a photo, it's not hard to do you literally run hen and then boot it from an external hdd psxita.it/psxitarch-linux-v2/

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Do NOT open this image. Doing so may make you a double jian.

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meant to

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so when are they making more content/ a sequel?

>my ps4 runs linux
is this something easily achieved? i remember the removed the "other system" feature of the PS3 so i'm surprised to hear this

Should've stopped making waves

yeah it's easy you need a ps4 on fw 4.55 or below though. theres is a webkit exploit for 6.20 but no kexploit yet i suspect there will be one around june

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Man I fucking killed the one, then he betrays me
I don't understand
Why did he betray me, I did his orders, I did my best to strengthen the chapter and he betrays me

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life's tough and I dream of a sequel where your rank and class come with unique and defining skills or upgrades. where the secreta base is expanded upon with more people and wings and masters in all arts.
>of which a wagie dreams on his lunchbreaks

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*break the seal*
FUCK INNER PEACE

>playing EYE with a gamepad

Yeah, good luck with that.

Hasn't Streumon said that if they were to make a second EYE game it would be a prequel to the first? We could have the period where the entire Federation is going to shit, and Secreta agents are being deployed across the galaxy to try and salvage the defenses of worlds with demon epidemics and anarchy. Plus our own sneaky artifact hunting and the beginnings of the corporate separatism.

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Sounds like you're describing SBO

NO DELETE THIS MY JIAN ADVERTISERS!

bump

playing online the game felt pretty janky but i do really like the character design, its very sexy

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>.444 Bearkiller
>Bearkiller
>Actually is a gunship / cyberdemon destroyer

I wouldn't mind having a spin off on the E.Y.E. universe, maybe a shmup or point and click game.

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Dating sim.

The forbidden love between the male light culter dei and the female heavy Jian.

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>smg on maximum-auto mode
name a more satisfying vidya gun.

Do the Secreta even have junk? Seems like it'd get in the way of cyberlegs and going fast.

Server when? I'd do it buy my PC is brick-tier

I just want more weapons. And make the bad ones more useful, the Betty Boom is too stylish to be as weak as it is.

what's with the future days referencing

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I love how there is always a new OC or 2 in these threads whenever I check them.

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It's true these are waves...
And yet, I did not make them.

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based

Deus Ex had multiplayer.

Postal is fun too.

Unironically BK444

all this oc, horey shet

Cyberdongs

Should be Jensen instead of Denton

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32 player coop in this game is too much fun.

game would be perfect with better maps and non-retarded enemies that just home in on you in single file

I bought the game like a year ago but I don't have no one to play with me. Any of you guys interested?

Who says you can't have cyberdick

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Shhh... no guilt. Only brouzouf now.

I like this post a lot user. I'm going to save this.
Thank you for posting this today. I appreciate it man

>that orphan

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If this thread is still up in a half an hour I'd be up for some MP

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I post memes about this game every time I see a thread but i've never once played it.

So what do I grind on? I think I've already ruined my run with the Metastreum DNA and a couple of curses.

>friday night E.Y.E thread
Alright

Who wants to be a real culter nigga and host some battle royale matches or something

From what I've allegedly heard. This is going to be the next game in the Eye Universe.
It sounds fucking metal to be honest with you lot.

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It's cheap as shit and a blast both alone and with friends, you should pick it up

As in what skills and abilities should you get or what map should you use to grind?
If you want to grind without using Sermons, Noctis is usually good for piles upon piles of brouzouf

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I'm dirt poor and don't own a tower that can run anything outside of minecraft. I just really like these threads.

Sure, but I guess maps to grind on.

E.Y.E is a source game. If you can run Minecraft you can run E.Y.E.
Be warned that E.Y.E takes the source engine to its limits.

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I honestly dont know if im retarded or this game is just shit
does it get better later or is it one of those games where you either like it or you dont?

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Playing it once or twice before understanding is pretty common. it took me about 15 hours to really get it.
The skill curve is pretty steep and it gets far more fun once you've leveled up legs and bought some abilities.

Here's the non Japanese version

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I don't think I've ever met someone who liked the game the first time they played it.

I wanna meet the devs just so I can talk about manga with them. They seem like they've got excellent taste all around.

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every time I reinstall I quit at the same point. the 3rd level I think, it's some kind of sewer with infinite spawning monsters mobbing you constantly. I have to hack some terminal but I always fail, then people attack too. no clue how this game is actually played.

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You can actually just shoot everyone in that level and ignore the hacking/working with the looters stuff, if I remember right.

Do you know how to even hack?
are you building your character properly?
Do you know how OP hack is?
fucking hack the planet, technology and literally wise.

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Oh really? Huh I thought I did that and nothing happened. Maybe I'll try again.

I get it in concept. But playing it I am too mentally slow to navigate the menu and figure it out in a firefight. also maybe my stats are shit because it's over before it starts.

E.Y.E gave me fever dreams when intored to play it. My legs are okay.

Hello user.

I don't understand frogspeak, but.
>something something manga license
Are we going to get a Blame! game ?

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eye produces the best oc, it's such a casual/newfag filter that it ends up having the best threads every time

It's supposed to be Warhammer 40,000 but the devs didn't have permission to make a game with that IP so they just made a half-assed Chinese bootleg where everything is renamed. The lore is literally all 40k lore but with some vocabulary shifted around.

The developers, a French studio called Streum On, later went on to develop this licensed 40k game and it's garbage. I wanted to like it but nah.

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God, I wish.

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EYE lore is pretty different from 40k lore, my dude. It's the aesthetics they lifted, and even then they threw them into a mixing pot with BLAME, GITS, and a whole bunch of other stuff too.

Post your rarest achievement to prove you aren't a no good broken leg jian

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I want to play Streum's adaptation of The Incal. They are halfway there as-is. They are the only ones who could ever do it.

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I could write an essay about this but no, from the ten or so hours I played, literally all the lore from the terminals I read had a parallel in 40k, though admittedly a lot of it was pretty obscure shit even going back to the 90s, so you have to have a pretty high 40k power level to get a lot of this stuff since half of it's shit GW doesn't even acknowledge anymore. But it is a pure Warhammer 40,0000 facsimile, almost to a plagiaristic degree.

>using that Beksinsky painting for the background
neat

How do I find achievement rates?

Antique Mechanism

of course it should be noted that warhammer 40,000 itself started as a genre mashup and is basically just a bunch of tropes tossed together, so of course there will be parallels to other media, but it's pretty obvious that they were going for a blatant 40k pastiche

Why do all the enemies automatically know where i am even if i don't do anything?

Well, I'll admit that the whole Dark Age stuff is completely lifted, and the Meta-Streum is majorly inspired by Chaos.

Go to eye in your steam library, go to achievements in the links section, click personal achievements, then click global achievements and stats

Go to the achievements and click "Global stats" or something like that.

Cybernetics and shit.

youtube.com/watch?v=UeqTNwcWopM

Was honesty hoping for a non meme response so i could stop playing EYE Infinite Wave Simulator and go back to play EYE Divine Cybermancy

>Escapes Plato's cave

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You can LITERALLY set the respawn rate of enemies in the menu user

Same. I don't have any legendary class achievements, because Grey Master is most fun me.

I tried playing this game, but I never really got the appeal of it.
What am I doing wrong?

Guess I'm retarded. Thanks user
Thank you.

You're making waves.

To discover what were you doing wrong, tell us what were you doing?

The only winning move is not to play

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Play space hulk deathwing

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Is this the FPS one where you play as a Librarian?

>it's garbage
No it's not
The environment and sound design is next level
Just walking around the hulk looking around and listening is an amazing experience
Sure it's short but the content you get is top tier

Yes

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>playing games with anyone from Yea Forums
wew

subtle

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Combat feels so much better in singleplayer, I wish I could play coop and get the same feedback of my bolter rounds impacting a genestealer's chest.

I'd play a game witchu if u know what i mean :3

Singleplayer is definitely the superior experience
That feedback is part of what makes the game so great
Its criminally underrated due to a rough release and coop fags not liking the multiplayer

SERVER
WHEN

Never

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Guys I'm so confused.
I reached the area after the temple(?) with the shops(?) and the huge receipts, but there's no way out and nothing to do. Enemies just respawn infinitely.
Where do I go? Is there an NPC to talk to? Some hidden door?
There's a terminal but trying to hack it turns my brain into oatmeal.
I've tried playing this game three times now and I'm still none the wiser.

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Which level? That's pretty vague.

My turn

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Around the third level in, New Eden I think? It's a grey street/city level.
I met an NPC in a basement in the level's corner but he wasn't very helpful.

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I DONT UNDERSTAND THIS GAME AAAAAAAAAAAA

I can't really remember the goal on that level. Isn't there a cyberbrain in a house that you need to grab or something? Does your objective screen not have anything on it?

dumb frogposter

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Jesus Christ, I still have to get 62 accuracy to test the BK444 but the BK222 already leaves a great taste in my mouth. Also only upgrading legs.

>mfw I realized I could use the recoil dampener with that ridiculous Ghost in the Shell machine pistol
BRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRT

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this game would've been alot more fun if the ai wasnt so absolute terrible. My only complaint about it.

What's the key for dual wielding a pistol and a sword?

>E.Y.E thread thats up for more than 7 hours

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But the AI being terrible is an integral part of the fun

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>TWO bearkillers
is that... legal?

>Big magazine
>High ROF
>Laser accurate
>Can carry loads of ammo easily
>Two zoom modes for looking up synicles skirts
An S600 paired with a bearkiller are the ultimate pistol/rifle combo. Prove me wrong, pro tip you can't

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i thought it was shit though

>be elite special operatives psychonautic warrior
>top of the class
>buddy around eliminating looter and federal scum
>get sick of the mystery and infinite perplexities of life
>search for truth and meaning at all costs
>Constantly shedding blood to find out if there's a reason to it or not
>slowly acquires the gates of knowledge
>acquire the only 2 known to exist in 20 years
>intel speaks of a third
>its in the forbidden crypts of your HQ
>mentor warns you about the consequences
>remember friendo has same archives as us
>kill friendo to read book about forbidden crypt
>he wouldn't have let you do it
>you had no choice
>the third gate is there
>if you go there you won't live to know the truth
>send in your wife
>the only one you can confide in
>she gets caught coming out
>as the captain of HQ it is your duty to punish her
>torture her for a week
>she dies
>use the power and knowledge you've gained to trap your self in a microcosm of your own self hatred
>you've gain brouzouf.

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You thought wrong
Singleplayer is short but great

>tfw you create a delusional reality for your self to escape your own guilt
>tfw your lamented guilt seeps back into every nook and cranny of your new existence
>create a new mentor
>in the same image as the old, he was like a father
>create a new me
>separate my body from his
>act only as his hand carrying out his will
>separate my conscious will from my conscious actions
>turn conscious actions into unconscious-able will
>try and blame it all on myself
>by putting my conscious self into an unconscious body
>Rimanah you piece of shit I could never betray my mentor
>you only say this because in every out come you have to kill him
>you killed your mentor
>you killed your wife
>you have to be the one person who can't
>just a recruit
>not power
>no command
>just a recruit
>still the guilt eats away
>the alien force we call metastreum
>unconsciously has manifested into that of his ex wife
>she died under myserious caus-
>I KILLED HER
>NO IT WASS RIMAANA
>AGHHHZHHGHGJ

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>>send in your wife
>>the only one you can confide in
>>she gets caught coming out
>>as the captain of HQ it is your duty to punish her
>>torture her for a week
>>she dies
>>use the power and knowledge you've gained to trap your self in a microcosm of your own self hatred
>>you've gain brouzouf.
based

>be with homeboy dutch
>maybe my mentor I dont remember lol
>flying through space
>on our way to capture an artifact from the feds
>fly straight into an electromagnetic shit st storm of gamma radiation
>fries my fucking recruits brain like a fat kid on hot oil
>block it out with psi
>dutch does the same
>kek kid was a fucking casual
>even dutch can do it
>yell at captain to turn us the fuck around
>hes dead
>oy vay fucking idiot face
>realize he was killed by metastreum
>gash mark on his neck
>dutch never notices this shit
>QUICKLY realize the storm is metastreumic
>its fucking mars all over
>after the first two days ran out of ammo
>dutch almost got gutted
>mentor might have too I dont remember lol
>remember I brought trusty vodka opener
>pull out damocles from utility pocket
>[kill them all]
>two more days past
>no sun to tell the hours
>just relying on psychic forces
>the storm seems to extend on in the darkness for what feels like an eternity
>the metastreum don't stop
>they can't stop
>they won't stop
>cut, hack, slash, dice, through waves and waves of unrecognizable monstrous slush
>sustain considerable injuries
>dutch that fucking is
>the only blessure is on my mind
>zone out into an oblivious abyss
>the only thing I could think of was buying a slushee with the brouzouf I gained

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WHERE DOING IT BRO
WEAR BRAKEING THE CYCLES
ITS FUNE

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What in fukc did you just fucking say about me, you little fed? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Culter Dei, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on looters, and I have over 300 million gained brouzoufs. I am trained in psi warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire Secreta armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another sentry to flip. I will extract your heart and brouzouf like a geyser freed from its earthly mantle, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the cyberspace? Think again, looter. As we speak I am contacting my network of Secreta agents across the universe and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the magnetic storm, scrap brains. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, fed. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my mind. Not only am I extensively trained in psi combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Culter Dei and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass out of existence, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you’re paying the price in legs and Brouzouf, you goddamn idiot. I will shit madness all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, fedo.

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little Jian? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Secreta, and I’ve been involved in numerous cycles of guilt, and I have over 3,000,000 confirmed brozoufs. I am trained in psychic warfare and I’m the top hacker in the entire E.Y.E armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another looter. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this cycle, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Matrix? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of dirty federals across the galaxy and your cyber brain is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, culter. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my psychic powers. Not only am I extensively trained in psychic combat, but I have access to the entire portable arsenal of the Secreta Corps and I will use it to its full extent to break your miserable legs off the face of the galaxy, you little Jian. If only you could have known what holy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will throw head into a vat of acid with me wearing your fucking moron face as a party mask. I'd kill myself if I were you

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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little manduco? I'll have you know I graduated top of Klaadum's Ladder in the Culter Dei, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on the Jian Temple, and I have over 30000000000 great backstabs. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top bearkiller in the entire Secreta Secretorum. You are nothing to me but just another looter. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this cycle, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the metastreumonic force? Think again, looter. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of pure gangstas across New Eden and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, metastreumon. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your cyberbrain. You're fucking HACKED, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven million ways, and that's just with the HS-010. Not only am I extensively trained in mental combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Secreta Secretorum and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the universe, you little Jian. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking moron face. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn fed. I will shit electrodes all over your genitals and you will drown in a vat of acid. You're a fucking party mask, kiddo.

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Nice try Jian

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bro just go HS-010 and Bearkiller for that sick sub 10% speed malus
Why even bother with sights when the accuracy implant allows you to sandy hook trillions of feds from across the chasm in cc_noctis?

Jians are at fault, not me. NOT ME!

Going to gym to level up IRL legs. If thsi thread is still around after I get back it's MP time

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In case anyone is browsing this thread, you should know that all posts in EYE threads are the ravings of a single madman with multiple personality disorder. The game "EYE Divine Cybermancy" doesn't even exist, it was a placeholder name for a game streumon was making just before they declared bankruptcy and shut down. All the weird phrases, in jokes, and incomprehensible images you see in these threads are nothing more than half baked ideas created by a defective mind. I don't know who keeps making these threads but you need to seek help.

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>this whole thread
So, this is what happens after 175+ posts...

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We come to you now, live from New Eden

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>1 ip for the whole thread
holy shit dude, seek help

>In case anyone is browsing this thread
>this thread
There's no thread in here, user. None of us had the courage to tell you but every day you come to Yea Forums and just type something in the reply field without sending it.

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Going in blind is way too much like a fever dream to enjoy. Do a bit of research, make sure you upgrade the right stuff. By the time you're doing fast paced combat while jumping around in your frog legs, then the game becomes a dream.

I havent played E.Y.E yet but it kinda sounds like fucked up Shutter Island or something?

Local cultist gets a bad case of amnesia and proceeds to re enact At the Mountains of Madness in his own mind while being berated by everyone he encounters including himself and himself.

AHEM

FUCK JIANS

You forgot the third himself.

very funny meme fellow redditor, forced memes from frogposter from nightime Yea Forums are my favourite too

This thread took quite a turn.
I wonder how the devs will ever be able to outdo E.Y.E. It just has a special kind of jank that allows for all this fun.

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tb.h if the sequel has alot of QOL changes it wont be same without the jank.

That one is real.

Brainlet tier:
>cycles of guilt
Ascended IQ tier:
>realizing you were brainwashed by the Fed to do what they want which is hinted at with the various descriptions of characters which clearly conflicts with what they're """saying"""

That's part of my fear. If they try to "clean it up", it loses the jank, if they try to make it coherent, it loses the jank.
And the counterpart, if they see people like the jank, they might double down and make it too incomprehensible, even by E.Y.E. standards, no longer feeling like a cyber fever dream but a Mr. Jian's Wild Ride of memes.

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Don't die on me

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let it die
there will be another eventually

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Its not as complicated as everyone makes it out to be
Just research everything you can, replay missions a few times to get used to the combat and try out new systems and weapons, kill hordes of enemies make money level your stats buy new weapons powers and cybernetics, and go through ng+ like 50 times to become the strongest and fastest boy of all time
And whatever you do, Dont jump into bottomless ptis. When you die theres a chance to give you a stat penalty that you have to grind for a while to get rid of, And bottomless pits guarantee you'll get one

>When you die theres a chance to give you a stat penalty that you have to grind for a while to get rid of, And bottomless pits guarantee you'll get one
This user lies, it's a well known fact that the best way to gain brouzoufs involves a glitch triggered only by jumping into bottomless pits. If you time your jumps correctly (you'll have to practice a lot) then the bounty brouzoufs gained by other players will magically appear in your cyber bank account. Dude, trust me.

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I really like the combat in this game but having to restart a level from the beginning every time you close the game was really pissing me off.

The threads are better than the game

Sorry

But the levels are like 15 minutes long. How often do you need to close down the game?

Good threads come from good games

Im going to join a public server because setting a private one is impossible unless you are french, someone in or nah?

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I've always wondered what the fuck was happening in this clip. I know it's got something to do with that orange line thing running into the huge pile of guns, but nothing beyond that.

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I dropped the game for one reason:
The tortured souls or whatever look SO BAD.
Like you have this sweet ass cyberpunk city and shit then you see this mangled creature that looks like a 10 year old just got finished drawing it and it ruins the entire atmosphere.

Fuck this game, fuck it in its stupid ass

It feels like a Half-Life 2 mod with far too many ideas in it and the dev had alzheimers.

You mean the Metastreumonic Force? There's a pretty good reason they look out of place considering they're probably not real. I mean, come on, some of them are literally just your dead wife with a submachine gun

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based EYE posters
the day of the sequel will come
I know it in my heart

they look bad in the game, like regardless of the lore, they could have made them cooler. hell ghost looking spirits would have been cooler then these

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Daily reminder

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>mfw past me decided to not care about hacking in a cyberpunk game
Jesus fuck I'm going to start a new character. Why the hell would I think to have nearly a pure melee character in a game like this.

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some deep stuff there

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don't worry, the developers did not get a budget to do a full game

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I legitimately agree. The monsters and xenomorph ripoffs reek of "we were going to make a different kind of game and these are just kind of leftovers."

>that guy in the back right t-posing to death

Anybody up for some co-op in a few hours?

Take it from someone whose first character was a hacker. Don't do it.

Yeah me.

Is hacking and guns not good, or is a general all around character the best?

Just go fast. The benefits you get from hacking are pathetic, when you have a bear gun and can blow everything away with teleporting mind magic.

Hacking is supplementary at best and incapable of carrying you on it's own, or even as a secondary option. It's nice to have at a decent level when you need it, but don't invest too much into it.
Guns are the best thing in the game, though, given that it's pretty much a massive slaughterfest from start to finish.

The game is very obviously flawed in many ways. But Yea Forums loves lore, and it is still pretty playable despite the rather poor level design (what's with all the huge, empty expanses, goddamn).

If they had a more focused approach without fucking werewolves and undead kings, maybe scatter a handful more objectives to find in maps, I'd have loved it more.

I went the hacking route too. It's quaint to be able to recruit turrets to your side, but it's so goddamn tedious when you could just put a single bearkiller round into them and be done with it.

I don't really get the stats and character creation

>what's with all the huge, empty expanses, goddamn
It's built that way intentionally for maximum LEG room. Max out your legs and the levels will be too small for you.

>tfw went Mentor route as a hacker

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This should help:
For a quick tip about stats though, just find something you want to unlock and focus on investing in its requirements. Guns require multiple different stats.

>what's with all the huge, empty expanses, goddamn
That's how I know you're a legless Jian.

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On the one hand, I wish we could get a better looking chart.
On the other, the levels of jank are fitting.

I-I was just trying on the armor, I swear.

Thanks for the advice y'all. I'll keep that in mind.

Imagine if Sseth did a review on this?

>what's with all the huge, empty expanses, goddamn
Upgrade your legs, you Double Jian.

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is this game gud

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Some people drop it early, but if you get past any bad impressions, it grows on you.

It's one of those games that requires a somewhat morbid appreciation for eurojank, which for non yuros is kind of hard to have.
It's a real experience though, let me tell you that.

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It's a terrible game, but still fun

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I'm only seven hours in and on the fifth mission I think. I've found it to be fun despite how unpolished it is. I don't know what's going on yet, but it's interesting enough for me to continue.

>I don't know what's going on yet
>yet

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Nope. It's a game for people who take pride in not being like everyone else. In liking inaccessible pseudo-intellectual trash because they think it makes them better than everyone else to have "broad" taste. The story is dumb. It's obnoxiously vague. The mechanics of the game are horrendously ill conceived. It's not fun to play. It's objectively shit.

Found the legless jian

>MUH PSEUDOINTELLECTUALISM
>FEEL UNIQUE
holy shit dude ease off, people like this game because of the charming Eurojank and good ideas, even if executed badly, the "deep" rpg system is nice too, rare to see in most videogames, don't inmediately assume its because people feel better than others or want to be special snowflakes

Mandalore, if you're going to post the montage from your video at least post it on a board with audio and then link the post.

youtu.be/AScCVzENcjs?t=582

It's crap in almost every way. If you like it then it's only because liking it gives you warm and fuzzy "I like things the 'normies' don't" feelings, i.e. you are an obnoxious pseudo-intellectual twat. This is not up for debate. I am speaking objective truth.

Goddamn nigger if this isn't a COPE then I don't know what is. The game isn't for you. Don't try to rationalize it in a bullshit way that stinks to high heaven.

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holy shit, chill the fuck out
it's a fucking video game

0/10 but here's your reply out of pity.

>States an opinion
>Defends it by saying it's an objective truth
Looks like I found the retard.
inb4 "I was only pretending to be retarded!"

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Warhammer 40k was literally "What if we mixed Fantasy Battle with Dune?"

I quite clearly demolished the notion I was stating a mere opinion by clarifying that this is, in fact, objective truth. Are you an idiot? What am I saying? Of course you are. You are a fan of this shit game.

That mission made me stop playing the game. It's fun, but... not.

MY LEGS ARE OK

Wouldn't that be the easiest because you skip the whole GEE BILL FOUR MASTERS bit

>Gives his opinion that what he says is an objective truth
Dude we get it, you have lots of opinions on things, you can leave now.

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>objective truth
Get a load of this joker over here hahaha.

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so what's the lore?

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Are you guys doing any vidya?

you won't get your easy mode on sekiro either

Fuck you Varg, they just wanted to be the little synicles

i literally get it

Don't fuck you me, you useless disciple

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rollan for culterbros and for the glory of the secreta

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okay

of many gunnings to be displaced from one's hands, then Throw Gwenade!
physical capabilities of existence are strained
under 14 tons of steel experiencing momentum as though the first time, the commander recapitulates realizing his error and the egress is unfounded

Even if you don't give a flying fuck about the story or the atmosphere the gunplay is top tier.

Just follow orders.

So if you had to design new Metastruemonic Force enemies, what would you make? Bonus points if they embody the same supposed themes of the current known entities. Or make your own new kinds if you want.

Personally, I would bring back the corrupted.

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Sluts

These are not meme spoilers


Do you think the metastreum creatues only exist in the forms we know in your character's head, like the real world probably doesn't have synicles

I think its implied the metastreums have different shapes for different people

>These are not meme spoilers
thank you user

spoilers aside, what are some red warnings that tell you everything happening is not real besides the meta creatures? the lack of civilians?

Some flying metastreumon would break the monotony, so I'd go with that first of all, outside of helis and turrets everything in this game is ground based.
Metastreums are implied to be some kind of Solaris-like entities that are shaped by the minds of those who encounter them, that explains things like synicles and the spirit wolf.

Is Cilufer meant to be an anagram for Lucifer

>everything in this game is ground based.

Except the player

Anything horror related. I think it's cool they take the shape of things that frighten people, so they could be stuff like frankenstein, vampires, mummies, and other classic monsters. They already have the wolfman. They could also go straight cosmic horror route and have tentacles slipping up through walls and floors with big eyeballs appearing out of nowhere. Maybe something like Ungoliant. The key is to make shit that should just look scary and/or unnerving.

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You cheeky Jian, you.
But yeah, which is another reason why we desperately need something like that.

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Obviously everything involving Dutch, but i guess thats a spoiler.

I'LL FUCK YOU AND I'LL FUCK EVERYONE ELSE HERE
I AM THE KING FUCKER, FUCKER

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YOU ARE MY GREATEST FAILURE

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maybe they were real girls you paranoid fuck

Yes, the idea of him being a 'light-bringer' is a joke since he doesn't bother to explain anything.

I AM AS A GEYSER EXTRACTED FROM THE EARTHLY MANTLE, RODENT MESSIAH

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The traveler between worlds, that jian bathed in light in the chapel, the guy who tells you not to see your enemies as human, Dutch's friend who apologizes for asking you if you're alright.

>Yea Forums
>real girls

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Best of Yea Forums thread?

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just follow fucking orders

This poster is a woman. She can't comprehend other people having fun.

I think my last one took like 7000 bandit kills farming on that map with the GitS tank.

The classes which are the rarest aren't particularly hard though.

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I'm pretty sure eye has the best ratio of OC to playerbase of any game.

Subtle.

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OP here, I literally went to sleep 9 hours ago and just woke up. How is this thread still up after 12 hours?

Cyber magic

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???
This thread is less than five minutes old

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Through the power of a dedicated fanbase. There's also a few people interested in the game that asked questions.

Idiot!

oops

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What are you saying OP?
You made this thread right now, and your mentor replied barely fourty seconds ago.

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But my mentor is dead and I made this thread yesterday!

i want an edit of this
you know what to do

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>But my mentor is dead
user it's true you killed your mentor, yet you are not his murder.

This weird thread again
Déjà vu

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I thought OPs couldn't bump their own threads, and yet this one lives. How strange.

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>You gain Brouzouf
>You gain Brouzouf
>You gain Brouzouf
>My legs are Okay!

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Are there any other games that give off this same kind of surreal, incomprehensible vibe? I don't really know how to describe it, but you all know what I'm talking about.

If anyone gets tired of the default soundtrack I would suggest listening to this album, it has just the right amount of ambience and a vague feeling of depression.

youtube.com/watch?v=OVCvwgFgMig

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>open the video
>it's liked on my youtube account
>i have no recollection of this album at all
Guys, I swear I'm not memeing. I'm losing my fucking mind here.

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Looks like the cycle continues.

First thing I actually did was shoot him the face. Good times.

How does one redo missions? I'm on the first mars mission and I'm horribly unprepared.

hand it over.

I'm a massive jian please rape my legs.

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