Humble literally nothing thread

What would they even give away? Hand out the free games they gave away a month ago again?

Tannenberg is part of the next monthly confirmed by the devs on twitter

That's a good start!
Then you can add the Chinese botnets and hit it home with the whole ruining your experience.

>Then you can add the Chinese botnets

Why would I say something I don't believe is relevant? I don't give a fuck about Tencent. Everything shitty Epic does is of their own choice and everything they're doing is for the benefit of the publishers, not the consumers

Reveal titles were pretty solid. Meaning the rest of the Monthly will be shit.

This. Their contract term is done, it's off to full corporate profit extraction and shutdown.

They just now started charging me tax on humble monthlies, while still charging full US price AND a conversion fee. I can fucking hear the hands rubbing from here.

Bottom of the barrel solid

if 3 then epic store bundle incoming

Fuck you.

God
Fucking
Dammit

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Not yet, but it will happen. At least I'll make some money back.

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So, Flowers, Jackbox, Far Cry and a coupon for Metro or Anno ?

Epic Store does not allow crappy games

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More like new law had them by the balls, so no one on EU can use their g2pay credit since February
Worst of all they didn't announce it at all
Good thing I only had 2e left in there

>Flowers

Flower is a good game fuck off

Epic Store bundled with Humble recently.

If it says "sub for $12" at the top am I already unsubscribed? I bought the first few humble bundles, recently got back to PC games and thought it looked good value based on past bundles but have found the past 6 months to be dog shit.

I have no idea who even puts money into these sites. Just use PayPal.

If you cancelled, yes.

March was pretty solid with three wishlisted games. Monthly in general is really good if you don't buy new games.

There will always be the Humble apologists on their Facebook Page
BUT ITS FOR CHARITYYYY

When you sell a game, you get that credit
Taking it out to other place has a toll
Also, putting money in the wallet is cheaper when buying because they don't charge you for the payment method

If they do an Epic bundle, it will probably have Steam keys too.

Both of the Origin bundles came with Steam keys for the applicable games.

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I can't remember if I did, but it looks like it anyway.

That’d be nice but that was old HB

we're talking about IGN here bro

1min left!

ONE MINUTE

good luck bros

IT'S

IT'S

N

It would be interesting, because we would be able to see how many bundles it would sell

NOTHING

IT'S

New Humble (ever since monthly, DESU) has been shit.

Only their book bundles have been worth it, and even that is getting horrible lately with nothing but programming books (which is fine) coming from some non-No Starch Press publishers that look/seem fucking cheap (which isn't fine).

Their other subjects like Comics have been a mixed bag since they're samplers and not a collection like the old X-files comic bundle from IDW.

>AssCreed
i sleep

IGGERS

Pls be scrap mechanic or astroneer

What... is this shit?

Jesus Christ...

>she remembered caterpillars
The fucking state of humblefags

>WE WUZ ORANGES

>Asscreed
>ON UPLAY

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AssCreed Origin? Really?

Post screener I’m at work pls

wow unsubscribed

astroneer would've been perfect

I can pirate this...

>origins
>goyplay
yikes

Wow, this would've been good... during the Winter sale last year.

I actually have this game on wishlist because it looked interesting.
Time to look for some key resellers.

if i pirate this shit i can avoid using uplay, correct?

>asscreed: we wuz
hm

wasn't there an option to skip a month before?

Might get this one, have been wanting to play ass creed we wuz but haven't seen it under €20 yet.

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>expected nothing
>got Dandara

Not bad

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What was in this months pls

We wuz wuz

is this asscreed a sandbox? I don't have time for cutscenes and story shit

Literally just Assassin's Creed Origins so far.

i only wanted minit from last bundle. didn't want to pay 10 euro for just minit. it's also on sale on steam but i don't want to pay 6 euro for it either.

anyone wanna trade me for something?

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>AC: Origins
>none of the DLC included

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shit

No previous then

anyone have any experience with tannenberg?

I've skipped so many months senpai. You just have to cancel plan then they'll give you the pause for a month option instead.

I regret pausing on cities skylines tho

based
i love that game
too bad i already PIRATED it

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I want Ruiner. What games are you looking for man?

Pirate it, bro.

Its free on piratebay

Cities Skylines is a DLC hell. Not worth it without getting all of them. Wait for the complete edition god knows when, pirate until that happens.

good point

is the full title of "forts" "forts tons of guns"?

I've got a lot of keys, anything you're looking for for that forts game and nba playgrounds?

What was in the monthly?

I'm so happy I stopped supporting this garbage

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Another month of pausing.

It's not like I play games lately anyway.

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Pure shovelware.

humblebundle.com/monthly/p/april_2019_monthly

Had dandara on my wishlist. Oh well. I'm sure I can grab a key from here anyway.

I still have untouched Black Flag on uPlay from when they gave it away for free.

>Another month of pausing.
Another $12 saved.

>uplay

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Who here only buys HB monthly when it offers a game with multiplayer that you couldn't play pirated?

tfw after a decade of pirating, my isp finally started bullying me into not pirating.

They shut off my internet and made me take a 5 min class online on internet piracy.

I still live with my dad and I don't want to make it so he can't get spectrum, they have a monopoly here.

and I don't pirate enough to justify paying for a VPN.

I only pirate obscure early access games now

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>for months now I already own/played all the good games from monthly
so after your library reaches a certain point monthly simply looses it value? I can't think of the last time monthly offered a game I wanted and I didn't yet played. Is this for new folks?

better than the monthly though LOL. More liek triple-gay title amirite?

>tfw already own Dandara and Minit

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show me what ya got

my steam username is piranha0 i'm gonna go to dinner soon, when i get back this thread is probably gonna be dead

>They shut off my internet
>made me take a 5 min class online on internet piracy.
You're story doesn't add up!

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After 15 years of pirating I havnt had anybody tell me to stop. My ISP even support it by not giving out IPs.

It is actually a good deal and by far the cheapest yet. Still

>uPlay

It's not in the best interest of ISPs to have less customers. Makes sense when you think about it.

Of course it isn't. Half of these big titles that end up on Monthly are basically there so you'd get the DLC. I think it was THE best way to get Total Warhammer for a long time precisely for that reason.

Clannad and Devil in my dad's G-string or whatever censored on Steam? I like throwing money at Japanese devs putting their stuff out here. Even better if they put stuff in humble bundles, but I don't really feel like buying censored games and dicking around with patches.

EDF had the DLC when it was part of the monthly.

>3 of the games have a metacritic score of 70 or below
>they just don't show those on the page
Yikes!

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There's such huge competition between ISPs in my country that my 500/500 internet cost me €5 for 6 months and then €25 after that. Saying that you also get privacy will get you ahead of others.

I only bought one monthly and that was due to Deus Ex and God Eater for $12 being cheaper than combined on Steam.

clannad has no sex i think.

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I wanted to subscribe to this monthy to get an additional discount on total warhammer. But then they reduced the discount from -69% to 66%. And I'd get AC:kangz for ugay.

>Monthly in general is really good if you don't buy new games

What's the oldest game to have appeared so far? I'd like to know the cutoff point.

clannad isn't censored and is a damn good read, it's also the cheapest it's ever been with the bundle, not sure about the other one

dumb slutposter

These bundles used to be so good sometimes. What the fuck happened?

IGN took over. Founder also left recently.

Sounds good. From my experience ISPs don't give a shit as long as you pay your bills. You're a customer that pays for the internet. They don't care how you use it.

It was like when you have to sign into a network in public place. You have no internet access, but when you open a browser it takes you to a specific page to log in.

they ran out of games desu

Forgot pic

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>odyssey
good
>uplay only
into the trash

fuck monthly

...seriously?

>odyssey
you mean origin

it is over.

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i'd let anyone off the hook for confusing asscreed parts

That's been the prevailing logic behind making at least half of the revenue from big titles from the DLC and not the main game for years now.

same thing, both are great, but it's not even the complete editions, and let alone uplay.

pirating it is a way better deal

>AC Origins in monthly
>Season Pass is the same price of a full game

I almost got excited to play an AC game again.

I literally refuse to play this game
Someone want to trade it for some past bundle stuff?
Hit me up here
[email protected]
I have all the stuff from the past 3 months too

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you can't trade uplay keys, it has to link directly to your account from the humble site

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You can just use the gift option and they add it to their account from there

I wanted this game and not even in key sites Origins is this cheap, why is it a bad deal? Because is for Uplay?

Yeah people don't like it because it's only a uplay key

>uplay gift link
literally worthless garbage

the dlc costs as much as the full game. Guess how much of the dlc is included in the bundle.

send me games niggers i have nothing to play
[email protected]

sent :^)

are u a grill

The Season pass doesn't even have all the DLC.
The Deluxe DLC isn't included and has story DLC in it.

Yeah nigga that is why I don't fucking want it, I refuse to install uplay but maybe someone wants fucking it
I'm willing to trade it for pretty much anything I don't have

only after midnight

who's gonna give me a download for this cuteass game

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thanks for monster hunter world user

drive.google.com/open?id=157c9HbgMNZimRn7IMgInOcL4Cr3Ao7gE

no idea what the fuck is ni ko kuni II but thanks i guess

Thanks user

>literally only one game
>it's Assassin's Creed
Thank fucking christ I unsubbed. What actual garbage. They've been terrible this year so far, but this is next levels of bad.

I don't think you understand how these things work user

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You can play for like 60 hours without the season pass, it's a fun game.Though I admit Curse of the Pharaohs DLC is one of the best DLCs of all time.

From past experiences, the months with the shittiest early reveals have some dope shit later on that I regret missing out on

none of those beat this

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Already owned, post more kind user

The season pass is £10 on Fanatical.
Is it worth it?

also, how is performance?
Last AC game I played was 3, and the performance was dogshit.

It's mostly about season pass really, since you still need uplay even if you get it via steam.

remember kids, legit keys never have the O or 1 characters

tell me what it is and I might

I hate you

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Ill send porn for ac origins

thanks

It was free if you tested Project Stream.

It's not the most optimized game but it ran on mostly high settings 30-40 fps on my 1050Ti.Also make sure if fanatical is season pass for steam or uplay, if you have the steam version buying/redeeming season pass from uplay won't work.

>it's another pause a month
yikes I'm starting to regret buying 12 months 2 years ago

This was changed to "I Hate Everybody" on my VHS copy as a kid, so I never understood why all the blacks were over the top angry at him.
I just assumed that all black people act like that, all the time.

Its literally fucking nothing. Like the worst fucking nothing, because the last literal nothings at least had 1 somewhat decent game in there.

it was full metal furries, too late tho

My bad. That was Odyssey.

Still trying to trade this flaming turd for any key so I feel less stupid about having paid for the entire 2019 of humble monthlies

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ok, last one

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>asscreed
kangz
>shadow of war
kangz
what a time to be alive
the guy even sports a fro
a Tolkien approved fro, ofc

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Thanks bro.

Anybody wanna trade any of this crap for Dandara?

Beholder
Domina
Empire of Angels IV
Galak-Z
Holy Potatoes! A Weapon Shop?!
Holy Potatoes! We're in Space?!
Kingdom: New Lands
Late Shift
Moekuri: Adorable + Tactical SRPG
Orwell
Panzer Corps + Allied Corps DLC
Paradigm
Soul Saber 2
Tower Unite
Warhammer: End Times - Vermintide

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they need another ps4 bundle

CIV6 DR4 and other shit

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thanks for civ user!

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which one is better origins or odyssey?

Thanks for Hitman 2: Gold Edition!

you want the game or you want to give it?
Its about some worthless nigga so i dont want it either I can give it to you PLUS ass creed shit for some of that
Just mail me here

same game

is ac origins worth the 12 bucks? i dont mind using uplay

Odyssey is Origins 2.0
There are pretty much the same.

I mailed you from my shitposting account, user

ive heard odyssey is way better, from an ac fanboy who stopped playing origins when odyssey dropped and still hasnt beat origins. but still good

I wanted northgard and mutant year zero from the older bundle but I guess I missed out. Anyone got those and maybe want to trade me for something I never used? I got this stuff, plus others

Little Nightmares
Yakuza 0
Darksiders II: Deathfinitive Edition
Mr. Shifty
Treadnauts
Hollow Knight
Battle Chef Brigade
Running with Rifles
RUINER
Resident Evil Revelations
Monocrhoma
Resident Evil 5
Snake Pass
The Surge
God Eater 2
Nex Machina
Rivals of Aether
Dead Rising 4
Subterrain
Hearts of Iron IV

Whats your mail user? I'm currently not at my computer, but i think i would consider doing that trade later.

I sent you sum reply

It's more of the same, depends on which setting you prefer.

What the fuck is this bundle

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based papika poster

You can mail me at [email protected] it should work fine

I think it's been 2 years since it was last worth getting excited for humble bundle

Okay user, ill let you know later.

It's called video games, maybe you've heard of them?

>Video Games
>Yea Forums
Nice one haha

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gonna pirate it so i don't have to go through uplay lmao