ITT: autistic things you do while playing games

>install game
>play for 30 minutes
>get bored and unistall
>repeat with different game

I self insert.

Quit and Save game only when character is in comfortable position

>Weapon with big mag
>Fire a few bullets
>Reload
>Every single time
>Sometimes press the reload button out of habit

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Insult every character

>running across field
>character misses stepping on a particular piece of grass, ground, rubble
>walk back and purposely walk on it
>sometimes twice

Everytime I lose in a game I pet my dog

i feed and seed

I verbally say flirtatious to the male player character when they're fully visible in a cutscene, out loud when no one else is around the house.

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After making a little bit of progression into any game, I pause and take long breaks for absolutely no reason. Takes me forever to finish anything and I have an enormous backlog because of it

>flirtatious things

I use sound activated microphone in every multiplayer game I play.

The games I play have a low playercount so I lift between matching screens

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make background for every character I see/make, I even made up whole explanation to why my character from Shadowrun Returns is still mc in Deagonfall and Hong Kong

I play R6 like Im actually there. If you dont take the game seriously / RP i get mad at you

LARP hard in any game that lets you LARP. For instance in Skyrim I will make sure my character eats and sleeps regularly by going to the inns and buying a meal and a bed every evening. I will walk around occasionally instead of running and I won't do anything like spamming jump to climb a mountain.

i join empty servers on dead games and pretend like there are people actually playing on it in my mind

SNEED

If there any cute or hot female enemy, I will sit still, watch my character get beaten up, and slowly but surely get the long shlong. This is oddly way more satisfying than fapping.

In every fps game i move the mouse and jump like i'm trying to strafe jump in quake.

How is that autistic? That's just trying to immerse yourself in the game world. Most games arent't Mass Effect or The Witcher.

every single npc and pc user, lore I've built around my Shadowrun character could probably fit on ~50 pages

I do this too, i also only equip things based on looks, and I name my characters after lewd things and write lewd flavor text if the game allows it, unless I really love them, in which case I give them epic backstories, am I mentally ill?

>LARP
damn, you're dumb. you'd probably really outward, though, i definitely recommend it

I alt-tab to Yea Forums.

whenever there are long load times or uninteresting long moments in the vidya i'm playing, I get up off the sofa and strut around the room and usually punch and kick the air pretending that i have the same aggression or style as the character i'm playing as has

>Look for every hidden loot and pick ups,
> literally 30 minutes in every new area. Try to >force myself to move on ,
>see an area that looks like a hidden path >proceed to die trying to get to area.

Not really vidya related but this fucked me up permenently
>need money
>dad knows a job
>it’s a porno store in the seedy warehouse district
>has a backroom where people can watch movies
>has a shitty torn up couch with a roll of toilet paper and a trash can next to it
>guy walks in around 20 or so
>pencil neck looking nerd covered in pimples
>pays with a WoW credit card to go to the back
>about 5 minutes later some geriatric looking 80 year old man comes in
>also pays to go to the back
>start hearing moaning after a few minutes
>hear shit moving too
>remember that the boss said if people are caught fucking in the theater, they can get shut down by the feds
>go back there
>the old man is balls deep in the pencil neck guy
>they run out of the shop with some semen dripping out of the nerd’s ass
I quit that night

>Playing game
>Get tired of it after awhile and turn it off
>Immediately search for porn of the main characters to beat my meat to
Am I the only one haha

...even if you're playing a game with a male character?

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Of course, where do you think you are?

>play GTA
>follow traffic rules

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I liked gta more after I started to follow traffic tules desu

i have compulsive disorder and have to do a lot of things while playing , for example my "mind" right now is obsessed with the number 3 so if im playing any game i have to do certain thing 4 times like open a door 4 times , save 4 times , repeat an npc dialogue 4 times etc , it comes and goes like that but generally my mind get obsessed over a number and have to do irl and in vidya repeat said number of actions about the most mundane things

Why was op's image deleted? The fuck, janny?

These threads sometimes get outright pruned

remind me of Mafia a little bit
if you speed the cops will ticket you
they don't care about anything else tho

I used to play Fire Emblem and act out the battle animations.

I'm a bit like that.

When I'm listening to in-game dialog I compulsively feel like i have to count the number of words in the audible sentence with my fingers on my right hand usually while tapping the same fingers against my controller.
If I manage to reach the 5th finger when the one sentence is ended then it feels like a big success. If the sentence ends at anything before the third (middle) finger then my brain pretty much tells me to "git gud" and i have to count my fingers to more game dialog until the 5th or at least middle finger is reached.

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>Play a jrpg for 30-40 hours
>Drop it randomly
>Decide to pick it up months later and realize I forgot what the fuck I was doing
>Decide to just start over
>Get to around the same spot and drop again
>Rinse and repeat

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bump

sorting my inventory space for some stupid reason