She's right, you know/v/

She's right, you know/v/.

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she´s right, there should be no easy mode

>Willingly choosing to be anybody but Luigi

More importantly, they removed the ability to play as 4 normal mode characters since Bucken Berry replaces Ala Gold if you turn him on

GUESS WHAT. TOAD AND TOADETTE DON'T HAVE GENDERS

BTFO

>willingly playing mario U

There's no winning. Make a girl good, and she's the "easy mode". Make a girl bad, and "women are incompetent."
Just go the "easy mode"/overpowered route. I'd rather have my tryhard and crutch characters be cute than retarded like Morton.

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Thanks Arin.

Toadette is only easy mode if you get the crown item, if you wanna use her, just avoid it. A pain in the ass, but it's there.

Toadette is a white woman, of course life is easy mode for her.

I'm more mad that it's 2019 and these fucking Mario platformers still can't put fucking Wario in the game

>/r/girlgamers

Subbed. Later incels

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I didn't expect a Mario game to showcase such realism

Anyone that would complain about something like t his probably sucks at Mario games anyway. I don't want to hear anybody complain about representation in a game that they suck at.

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Why do they keep bringing back the 2 toads, surely people dont want to actually play them. Is it that hard to replace with Wario, Waluigi, Daisy, or anybody else?

Funky Kong is MKWii's tryhard character though, all the WRs are with him

Time Trials =/= online. The sharper turns middleweights have give them a different advantage once items are involved.
If TTs were the standard, then ROB-BLS in MKDS would be considered better than Dry Bomber.

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DID THEY JUST ASSUME THE GENDER OF BLUE AND YELLOW TOAD?!

You could play as a girl in this.

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Tell her to go fuck herself and you op

I play as Toad, but I'd be fine with other characters. There's no reason you can't.

Two girls.

I want to play this but it's only in u...

Based paizano.
I always play Mario games as Luigi if possible. Something endearing about the overshadowed brother braving 8 worlds and saving the Princess.

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I hope they port this.

>comments section includes bitching over super princess peach
literally no pleasing them, they will cry about a game designed around and for women

Why do you have to play as a girl? I don't insist I play as my own gender when i play games

>r/GirlsGamers

>Girls are just regular gamers you know!
>What do you mean we feel the need to separate ourselves from the mainline gamer community?
>Please make space for us even if we won't bother coming!
>Please adapt your system to a group which has never proven it's worth to you!
>Please change yourselves in order for your ennemy to feel better!

Fuck women, fuck them to death, the plague of nations, the nigger of genders, the absolute fucking parasite of the world.
A civilization's greatness is determined by it's ability to dominate it's women.
We failed as a civilization by giving women rights.

>women demand they be included in everything
>they are bad at everything they are included in
>furiously writing articles crying about any game that even slightly challenges them
>developers recognize this and give them a relateable character who has a handicap to keep up with the boys
>women aren't satisfied

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Easy mode never ruined a game

Unironically one of the best platformers ever imprisoned on shit system.

>Not using master nabbit race
You will never admit it but walking on spikes and plants without dying is fun and can be useful to get Star Coins

Fpbp

What is she going on about? The yellow Toad is a girl too, right?

lmao based

NSB's biggies issue is have 2 Toads but no Wario, even Yoshi would have been better but I get why he can't work. Toadette is a perfectly fine addition.
Best character choice would be
>Mario
>Luigi
>Wario
>Blue Toad
>Toadette
>anyone else

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>female testers are predictably garbage at the game
>add handicap mode that women will all pick even if they pretend they find it patronizing
>wtf why is the game easier for me

Why is the black guy who steals shit the easiest difficutly?

Isn't this common knowledge?

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Exactly.

>port the art-style to Mario Maker
>port the minigame to Switch

Is Nintendo just taking the piss? Why isn't 3D World on Switch?

Fuck off I don't want to be green.

>making difficulty based on character choice

that's just retarded.

Didn't an user prove that subreddit was chock full of crossdressing men and their orbiters, and there were few to no actual women involved?

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When she was a kid, every series on the Wii was making games easier for her and haven't stopped since.

I think the only time I ever experienced a "girl character = hard mode" is literally Sonic Advance series. You could play as Amy, I think, except she was devoid of actually rolling and you would have to be very reliant on your hammer and for jumps as well.

I actually kinda liked it and miss it.

It is because women are fucking horrible at games in general, IN GENERAL YES.
My sister died so many fucking times in 3D workd it was laughable, she always picked peach and she accidentally was the easiest character to play as too.

Nintendo just knows their audience.

the fucking transparent layer they left in the background triggers my autism

It's a reflection of real life after all. Being a woman = easy mode.

This is why we need feminism.

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