What videogame world would you visit?

if I want into street fighter would chun-li be my gf

I'd be cool to live on any given non post apocalyptic comfy rpg

>how did he get a going into games machine
Stole it from someone else.
>why is he glad someone took it
Can't you read? It had started to take over his life.

Datura

The secrets have been lost to mankind, perhaps in the next millennia the technology will show its face once again, and mankind will get its second chance at experiencing enlightening power such as this. Until then, we wait for the promised day that happens.

Why did they program all the NPCs to smell bad haha

if i could bring shit back from my visit, metal gear. hit me up with some nanomachines.

You can do this with lucid dreams and more. It's not very healthy though, you should focus on your waking life.

Why would you bring back technology instead of magical items that just work since it's magic I ain't gotta explain shit.

>it had started to take over my life
this is some 10/10 writing right there, I can't even explain why

This is the best post that's been written in this fucking hellhole in almost a decade. It reeks of old Yea Forums and I love it.

hmm good point. recently played mgr so it was the first thing that popped into my mind.

I remember when I had a going into games machine before it too was stolen from me. Good times.

I can't believe this is the first time I've seen this post, fucking classic

Man I remember when my mom's boyfriend surprised me with a going into games machine

There's a certain charm to it compared to the usual dumb post like this

Attached: video games don't have to be games.png (1320x191, 16K)

i would pick ocarina of time. why would anyone pick majoras mask

Why would she smell like shit though?

Attached: dark_samus.jpg (184x184, 13K)

transformation fetishists

I see you've never been to a real ranch

or 300 iq posts like this

Attached: anonymous-08-17-17-thu-20-14-13-no-387435461-at-what-point-did-you-realize-bloodborne-30264514.png (500x715, 129K)

We already are in one, we are in a circus. Don't you see? Look around

I can't enjoy screencaps like this anymore. The last few years of extreme bait culture made me unable to believe anything on here is genuine anymore.

Madness is normalized, for you see we are in a world of masks filled with lies. But whats crazy is when the mask falls.

To be fair: That reeks of snoygger falseflagging.

Oh gee, I wonder if the post about the fucking GOING INTO GAMES MACHINE was a genuine tale of a wondrous event or just a fabrication truly I cannot be sure in any way whatsoever and the doubt won't allow me to find it funny oh noooo

Classics thread?

Attached: 1529222940241.jpg (1800x2000, 441K)

yeah, there's still some very funny shit every so often though
pic related is a good example of what you mean

Attached: state.png (1318x652, 103K)

SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy SnOy *farts*

The perception of the passing of time is governed by your conciousness. If you focus hard enough you can make time instantly travel forward for yourself. I have essentially "skipped" days of my life by doing this. If I really wanted to, I could "time warp" directly to my death bed.

So 500 million years can be literally nothing if you have some control of your own perception of time

shut the fuck up hippie

That one hurts from the thumbnail alone

bastard bonds and fuck orcs

Attached: Wrongest man in the universe.png (537x200, 27K)

>genuine
how does that even matter?

Attached: 1448166319339.jpg (1323x541, 308K)

Attached: 1526554159686.jpg (3268x3812, 2.5M)

the mom gave her kid meth

Cyberpunk 2077 to treat my vitamin D deficiency.

Attached: 1528674555206.jpg (389x517, 129K)

> barneyfags origin story of being driven to madness through sheerest Wrong

Attached: 1551851835439.jpg (1440x1440, 314K)

If you imagine some autist that just spends time crafting bait for (you)'s it's just not funny.

If you imagine someone that for whatever reason had an unclear mind when writing that post it's funny. It's as easy as that.

Pokemon

Attached: 3cc.png (1152x498, 70K)

This is some Jumanji Black Mirror shit

Someone call Charlie Brooker

So is this just a Yea Forums screenshot thread now?

Attached: health bars.png (930x210, 65K)

WOT IF VIDEO GAMES WERE REAL

Probably schizo, lots of those on Yea Forums

Ok

Attached: every discussion on 4chan ever.png (924x539, 71K)

hes right you know

this one always kills me, especially since I know some smash players that would actually do this

Attached: 1520494873274.jpg (680x405, 43K)

People centuries ago wouldn't bathe everyday.
They wouldn't wipe their asses/vaginas and shave their pubes/arm pits.

Everyone back then probably smelled like shit

3D Sex Villa

sure

Attached: 1539658476543.png (1002x1166, 251K)

Attached: 400mil_get.jpg (1800x870, 573K)

>back then
>zelda
>2006
can i come over user - i want to see your going into games machine

Attached: daisy.png (1900x503, 167K)

Attached: 1525963566454.jpg (3488x1964, 1.53M)

Those tense ones read like they're out of some shitty anime

Attached: WARIO!.jpg (1204x175, 62K)

none lol

The one that's the safest and guarantees an easy life.

You can tell it's a recent plost when instead of going for the oldfag's absurdist or stupid humor he opts for /pol/ shit out of nowhere.

Election really ruined this place.

fuck off /pol/

I'll dump a few of my favorites

Attached: 1398478011861.png (1242x809, 129K)

If I were to become the protagonist, probably Dragon's Dogma
>biologically immortal if I don't off the dragon, plus wakestones
>absurdly stronker than a normal human
>get a custom waifu
>fukken big dick magic and shit
>fantasy world and everything else
The only downside would be the lack of internet, but I don't think I'd even care too much once I got into adventuring.

But if I were to become a random nobody, just give me some random sci-fi MMO so I don't fucking die.

Attached: 1545699063312.png (746x718, 830K)

How does it feel knowing you've wasted your money and time on an inferior platform?

Now I need a fighting game character who has a "mood" meter and starts saying shit like this depending on how full the meter is.

zelda takes place in a fantasy setting
fantasy settings are 99% always in a tech/development level similar to our reality's "back then"

I used to love watching the thought process of some people on these boards. At one point it was genuine people having a retard moment.

Digimon world 2003.

Attached: beyblade.png (1117x681, 80K)

>It's almost been a year already

Attached: 1543793012177.gif (116x116, 484K)

he had a dream about a going into games machine and then adapted it to a shitpost

Attached: 1547929487342 (1).jpg (1680x3237, 1.47M)

Gold

Attached: $100 PC.png (1195x715, 206K)

hey I'm in the screencap

>almost a year
user I vividly remember threads I read on here over a decade ago.

anyone got the screencap for this? was a fucking gem

Attached: hand.webm (158x282, 881K)

Attached: 1398043978824.jpg (3469x2556, 1.8M)

I know but ridley getting in felt like it happened only yesterday.

modded skyrim
I would like to get raped by a fit futa orc woman

I've been thinking about finally going to balamb garden a lot recently Yea Forums

Attached: balamb.jpg (1200x800, 159K)

Attached: buzzword.jpg (900x741, 121K)

>What videogame world would you visit?
>Pokémon Emerald
>You will never live in Hoenn
>You will never buy a comfy apartment with an amazing view at Slateport City
>You will never go go the market to get some stuff to have fun with your Pokémon bros
>You will never take a stroll at the beach with your qt May gf
Why even live? What's the fucking point?

Attached: 438332a505b2536edee27be29543473a.jpg (2481x3508, 955K)

Attached: 1384470208907.jpg (1869x1614, 549K)

that's funny but what is spaghetti

The MonHun universe is neat

Attached: 1473514381569.jpg (500x730, 231K)

This is an ancient meme, right?

Why are they chilling on the beach when there’s an exploding volcano behind them?

Attached: no mans dick.jpg (1175x513, 225K)

>That move pushes you up... is that a push-up bra?

Everytime.

Attached: 1552994911332.gif (236x143, 717K)

Attached: This is why you lurk.jpg (1322x259, 93K)

Attached: CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES.jpg (1328x6827, 1.09M)

Attached: monster hunter general.png (996x1182, 499K)

I just read that and I'm not sure what the guy did wrong. I guess I'm a social retard too.

It's really sad to me that circumcised guys often to all sorts of weird shit that they think will make jacking off feel better and they fuck up their already botched dicks in the process

Attached: Carnivale Dobson Dubs.png (884x694, 132K)

He was a dimension hopper
Came from a lucky timeline where going into games machines were common technology

The fuck's he doing?

Ashley Warioware?

Magcargo canonically has a body temperature of 9,982 ℃ or 18,000F. Why are people able to stand near it?

Attached: 1200px-219Magcargo.png (1200x1200, 919K)

Attached: ERROR.png (1559x4622, 2.57M)

Heart Gold/Soul Silver

Attached: 1536413498967.jpg (1123x1255, 173K)

Attached: tile lover.png (1309x2511, 809K)

holy shit I remember that post, fucking classic

na bruh, too many pointy parts. I don't even like regular cats but Felynies are ok

Attached: 1471283813038.png (800x1079, 1.13M)

Finishing off with a recent favorite

Attached: krogan life.png (1904x643, 405K)

Here's a fresh one

Attached: savage.jpg (1915x1184, 566K)

she said he was cute
he thought she meant nothing and then he got nervous and thought she meant sex
then she gave him multiple times to apologize and say "haha i was just kidding about the sex"
but then he just kept talking about sex

I would go into mass effect 2 and feel up talis thighs in the engineering bay

Attached: AHAHAHAHAHAHA.jpg (2242x1800, 2.42M)

Attached: high noon drifter, low budget.png (1845x1485, 855K)

Will any other user in the world get more BTFO than this user did?

Sometimes we can have nice things

Attached: 1521931891466.jpg (599x646, 66K)

Falseflag harder.

I remember when i was in that thread. This is why having a separate folder for your college works and your other stuff in this case a doujin folder is important also better suggestion: just fucking read it on nhentai

For real. Hiding from prying eyes is just half the reason all my shit is buried deep, it's also so I don't do something like this.

>ARCHIVE THIS
Damn I suddenly feel old.

Thanks for that bro.

I honestly don't get how in [current year] someone still needs a folder for all of their porn needs

Persona 3

Attached: Morning Fuuka.png (1920x1080, 2M)

it was just a good old fashioned autism dispenser

I think this guy comes close.

Attached: reddit.png (1912x672, 138K)

Attached: she's yellow.jpg (940x332, 90K)

Mods = gods

I think archives back then only archived threads that were manually requested, right?

S.T.A.L.K.E.R.

Attached: cheeki breeki iv damke.png (750x1000, 336K)

>cut off tail
>shes still got the fucking anime blush marks while being fucked
wat

true

I think this one was just attention whoring.
Usually mods don't care about redditors and Hiro outright stated on /qa/ that "everyone is welcome" when asked about redditors

I'm pretty sure it's just a Gameshark

>hidden screencap thread
Good shit there Yea Forums

Attached: 59CF8483-841F-4983-A5E2-244959D54323.jpg (980x1318, 752K)

Super Smash Bros.

This is my greatest fear in life and the only reason why I don't keep a porn collection and just save search keywords and IDs.

Since I'm not that active on Yea Forums, I wonder if console wars became worse in recent years. It doesn't go down despite being against the rules and some already say Yea Forums is heavily moderated. But looking at the catalog, I don't wanna know what Yea Forums on light moderation would look like.

Go back

the correct response is
>youre pretty cute yourself
and just go from there and not immediately get sexual

It's a joke, it wouldn't work without the mod tag.

Go back where you dumb faggot?
I'm not redditor, what i'm saying that you should never praise mods as long faggots like Abib and Beam are in mod team.

>Dozens of defenseless titty ninjas, and Mirai.
My sense of smell is pretty terrible anyway.

Attached: 1493219552808.jpg (3668x2187, 542K)

She called him a perv just before she called him cute.
I feel like it sort of skewed the conversation that way.
And then she never seems outwardly disgusted by what he's saying or anything, like she could be leading him on to say more.
It's feels like having a conversation with an SMT demon, it's just RNG whether your answers work or not.

>Let death wash over you!

Attached: 351909-wise-mari.jpg (1920x1080, 498K)

people bathed since bathing was invented. even the lowest peasant did

unfortunately, you have autism user.

This one right here is fresh right off the bat, the thread is still up

Attached: anon is enlightened.png (1339x512, 207K)

Attached: Abuse.jpg (1800x4478, 3.13M)

damn.

Attached: obimikel.jpg (634x621, 70K)

Haha?

Attached: 1497142379255.jpg (960x605, 72K)

>Usually mods don't care about redditors
Why would they? It would be foolish to assume everyone here strictly browses one website. That sounds boring

Yeah but ordinary people didn't have indoor plumbing and filling up a bath tub with water took effort. People did bathe just not near as often as today. Plus Malon worked in a stable cleaning horse shit all day. When you only have a few changes of clothes, there's only so much of the stench you can wash out.

she said "lol in class you perv!"
as a non-autist, i would have just taken this to mean she was teasing him, even moreso after she called him cute. if you ever have a girl messaging you like this, you should find someone to pre-read your messages before you send them so you dont go full spaghetti like that idiot js

Attached: where does it cum from.jpg (2361x5782, 3.13M)

lurk moar!!!!!

Either he's not alone or he actually did it kinda

Attached: FloridaManxGator.png (838x513, 544K)

I think that's my problem.
I can't tell the point where she stops teasing him and becomes serious.

>hop into corruption of champions
>proceed to pilfer as many demonic transformation items as I possibly can while indulging in them myself
>come back and proceed to corrupt first the neighborhood, and then eventually the entire world until everyone is the demons

Attached: 1467978952269.jpg (284x285, 20K)

>haha, id tentacle rape you if i was an octopuss

Attached: god-tier-cum-_l-arginine-of-doing-this-alone-f.png (500x495, 116K)

This was the OP image he used

Attached: 1514356008273.png (964x876, 128K)

Attached: 2011.jpg (1920x1080, 1.9M)

and the thread:

Attached: 2012.jpg (1920x1080, 894K)

Attached: 2013.jpg (1920x1080, 759K)

that's a really complicated setup for something simple
i really want to know what kinds of mental malfunctions that user has to have that even be a thing

I stopped browsing Yea Forums in mid 2012.
I never came back until the end of last year.
a 6 year break.
It feels like I missed nothing.

shes clearly showing interest in him up to the point where he makes the sex joke (though hes autistic and probably didnt mean it as a joke)
she thought he was kidding so she played along
his autism triggered and not understanding human interaction he immediately thought she wanted to fuck
thats not how (most) women work
i hope this has been an informative thread for you user

the guy shitposting about never getting a ff7 remake right before the first trailer dropped

>>You will never live in Hoenn
>>You will never buy a comfy apartment with an amazing view at Slateport City
Move to Nagasaki. Take your moms dog. Done.

Attached: 1442072755600.jpg (1200x757, 707K)

jesus fuck

this is quite based

Probably actually autistic and it's a kind of stimming.

im fucking sitting outside my lecture hall waiting for class to start trying not to laugh at "blam and scram"
my eyes are watering
help

You wouldn't happen to have one for 2018 would you? Only one I'm missing so far.

i'm missing 2014

Attached: 2015.png (1920x1080, 3.52M)

Anything with muscle girls

Wow, you're cute.

Attached: Madokami.png (588x848, 915K)

It has, thanks bro.
Tone is hard to read through text.
Luckily I'm past all that shit and have a wife somehow.

I have two.

Attached: 2014.jpg (1920x1080, 1.13M)

Thanks doc

A shittier alt, might have some other things.

Attached: 2014 alt.png (2288x1216, 3.61M)

I don't have it either but I was in the thread where the dude was photoshopping it but I've never seen the finished product
shit thanks

Attached: 2016.jpg (1920x1080, 877K)

jak and daxter to molest the everloving shit out of keira's boobs and maybe try some butt stuff

>Election really ruined this place.
This.
Reddit and Facebook took the Trumptards’ safe spaces away and they flocked here.

and that's all I got of these but i'll post some more screen caps

Attached: 2017.jpg (4560x2098, 2.94M)

>I went into a game and all the girls ignored me while I fucked them
I have definitely read that already.

Attached: SaHa_Melon_Bread_116.png (1110x1600, 500K)

Attached: code.png (729x252, 48K)

There is also this if you have the stomach for it.

Attached: (C81) [GADGET (A-10,Harada Takehito,RADIOHEAD)] GIRLIE.jpg (1043x876, 259K)

Go back to r/the_donal, incel

Attached: vingo 2012 never forget.jpg (3800x4208, 2.33M)

I was hoping someone would post this.

I'm 99% sure it's fake like everything else on the internet anyway.

Fun is a buzzword is a classic.

Attached: vingo 2013.jpg (1380x2228, 2.17M)

Nier Automata.

Correct answer.

Attached: 1542485914228.jpg (348x504, 29K)

Attached: vingo 2013 2.jpg (1360x2696, 1.09M)

You know those times in Calvin and Hobbes when Calvin would ‘invent’ a machine by writing something on a cardboard box, and then it would actually work?

It’s like that.

Attached: 1362187212863.png (645x669, 138K)

I got it

Attached: v on fun.jpg (940x1014, 194K)

Attached: vingo 2013 3.jpg (1600x2519, 1.15M)

What a callout

Fuck you tranny, clean your axe wound and don't forget to dilate. Make sure to chase those suicidal thoughts away too.

I'm surprised there are people who played gmod but didn't know about the giant red ERROR model.

Attached: vingo cooking edition.jpg (1440x2296, 942K)

This one gives me mixed feelings. I think both sides fucked up on this one, with the dude fucking up way more than the chick. Obviously the dude doesn't understand how fragile a girl can be in relation to sex talk. NEVER bring up sex directly unless they EXPLICITLY bring it up themselves. Otherwise, innuendo is fine if she's also sending innuendos, and if you aren't sure, then make innuendos vague enough to explain them as other things if necessary.

On her end, the line where I think she fucked up is when she says, "): so that's how it is?" This is an IMMEDIATE red flag for me. Though she's just being kind of playful, it very clearly implies that she expects him to play her game. If a girl can't accept a simple "glad i could help you", then it's entirely likely that she'll continue this sort of coercive behavior further into the relationship. Now, some people can maybe stand that, in which case, just take it as a sign to play, but play very carefully. For me, I'm just not into that shit. If a person wants to give me shit for my decisions then I'd rather spend my time with people who won't, simple as that.

Attached: vingo 2018.png (1380x2232, 3.99M)

It was probably Jenkem which explains the smell he describes

>nobody mentions Donald is in that image
Seriously?

This is a really bad post.

I'm just sad about these good games. Would've been fine with 10 fifa or something, but some of that shit would still sell somewhat.

This one will NEVER get old

Attached: 1510115050355.png (1908x1292, 1.38M)

This is the most recent one I have and I was in this thread as well and this was a fucking ride
boards.fireden.net/v/thread/449427487/#449439801

Attached: pedoanon..png (1873x1383, 1.49M)

I sometimes upload porn from pixiv to sankaku because they might delete or censor it and I am too lazy to delete it afterwards

I just loved that you could post pics of Daisy Ridley in Smash threads to upset people

The technology has long been lost, but it's believed to be a derivative of the early anti-screen cheat technology developed in the 90's.

Attached: ScreenCheat.jpg (648x484, 50K)

t. incel

It's so obvious. He was always in the 3 feet range.

Attached: 1517280290207.png (304x297, 199K)

I'm a hardcore Smash Bros fan, so many times I would even try to escape reality with lucid dreaming, I would be in Hyrule Temple where I would often train with Zelda in the training grounds and help Link with the Bow training, but one day as I was talking to Link, we went to my dormitory for a private talk. He immediately said, "You know you could live with us forever.." I gave him a confused look and he continued, "We understand that you live on earth and you REALLY wish to live here". I then said "How..How did you know?" He then giggled and said "Because we've been watching you, dullard!"

This was a dream come true and I almost cried right there. He then said, "I talked with Princess Zelda and she agreed that you would be PERFECT as a Hyrulean soldier, you just have to do...one thing". He then held my hand and looked deep into my eyes and said "...You have to kill yourself for the transfer to work correctly." I then gave her some questions, "How long do I have before the deal expires?" He then said "Zelda said 3 months.." I added by saying "What's the most painless way?..." He giggled again, "Suicide will require pain buuut...if you want it quick...Get a gun and a nice shot to the head works.

I then agreed and he gave me a high five, "I know this will be tough but once it's over and done, you'll get to live here!" I then woke up and this was last week and i purchased a gun. I might actually kill myself because that dream just felt too real to be fake and my life isn't doing so grand.

Attached: Hyrule Temple Smash Bros.jpg (800x450, 107K)

Yeah, once a week. The entire family in the same dirty water.

don't have any more vingo caps so here's just some regular ones

Attached: contrarian.png (459x156, 20K)

BASED

the fact that he says its glad its gone makes me me unironically believe this is a real story

Don't fall for it. It's a trick devised by Ganondorf.

We were the video games this whole time.

I always found the world of Fable I to be quite comfy, working as a Hero sounds like a rad way to live.

7/10

>Dad diagnosed with bone cancer when I was 1
>Died when I was 9
>He always bought me games
>He always played them with me because he couldn't play sports due to bird bones
>He bought me obscure stuff like Tomba, Musashi, Threads of Fate
>Taught me to read by muting any voice acting and not letting me skip any dialogue

I wonder if he ever did this with the magazines. Man now I'm nostalgic.

I know that this happened literally yesterday so its not "classic" in a sense.

Attached: easy mode.png (1888x470, 190K)

This one was great as well here's the vocaroos
vocaroo.com/i/s1l8vktNn9cs
vocaroo.com/i/s0wnP9nZiOE9

Attached: burp anon.png (1500x2000, 1.64M)

Gridlock and siege.
I'd be doc and ((knock her down)) then fondle her then once I mind broke her I'd res her and she'd sit on my face for hours and ride my dick for eternity

Attached: rainbow_six_siege_gridlock_by_ganassa_dd2f1ug-pre.jpg (751x1063, 114K)

>Nintendo
no wonder

Something called Stimming apparently. I still do something like it. I have my own little anime-esque imaginary world that I've had since I was in 8th grade I like to escape to and act like I'm in a video game or an anime. I don't do it in public because god forbid people think I'm weird enough already but I'm in my 20's now and it's all I have left other than drawing and video games that make me happy.

Attached: 1539580688989.png (1869x2256, 3.61M)

What, are you bothered, user? Is it wrong to have standards for how other people in relationships should treat you?

>Ape escape

Attached: 1553469188407.gif (607x609, 821K)

This is unironically true though.

Console wars burned out somewhere between 2010-2015. And suddenly got worse until it reached it's absolute low point in 2018.

*Whirrrrrrr*

We're currently in the Dark Ages.

Attached: 1554230077294.jpg (640x845, 108K)

I'm crying

Attached: tem shop.png (720x1280, 394K)

bong

Fuck off tranny.

Fucking hippies

There's a good few monsters that don't actually kill you and some that take you on as a husband rather than just a sex slave.

don't have the screencap but I remember this as the OP and someone asked "what game does he play?" and an user replied with Worms

Attached: worms.png (855x840, 486K)

Senran Kagura

Attached: FGO.jpg (5000x2500, 3.77M)

Attached: 45 hit combo.jpg (792x1112, 188K)

autism

>teacher drops you for this
I swear general studies professors have the biggest fucking egos on the planet.

Gatcha is truly a mental illness

It was schizophrenia

Attached: 6000 hours.png (1337x3304, 2.05M)

>gachafags

Attached: Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei v22_Ch.220_06.jpg (1334x2035, 623K)

>that many yous for a dubless post
The absolute state of this shit hole

Attached: waterfall.png (1097x730, 241K)

i miss what this board used to be like
if you made a post anything like that now 500 zoomers would reply 'cringe' and 'tranny' or nobody would reply at all

How do I acquire a Going Into Games machine?

Animal Crossing.
>debt borderline meaningless, basically just a price you pay for the next upgrade
>can easily keep a steady stream of income just by catching bugs, fishing, and picking fruit
Basically the perfect world. Even the biggest jerks in AC for the gamecube can be befriended eventually.
If not Animal Crossing, then probably something else lighthearted like Mario or Spyro or some shit.

Attached: 1393012400151.jpg (1000x1000, 321K)

Attached: be finnish.jpg (1980x1080, 258K)

Yeah, old Yea Forums never would've said something offensive.

It's a machine that lets you go into games.

I just ate so I can't really do the thing but I'm glad you appreciate my burps

great metaphor lol.
i should get around to reading szs. joshiraku was fun.

I love Kass!

Attached: My Husband.jpg (2978x2978, 3.54M)

Attached: freddi fish.png (1299x2351, 984K)

>suddenly Yea Forums hates video games
Wish I could be that based
Honestly, if Konami still made new DDR pads this would be me

so, botw then?

>it's 2019 and MLP is the 2nd most sexualized franchise of all time
CLOWN WORLD

Attached: 1553972279239.png (518x496, 155K)

has he finished Sekiro?

Rune factory.

Attached: 1534875989627.png (709x620, 371K)

Attached: pizza balls and ramps.jpg (1168x5038, 826K)

So Calvin is an ork?

GTA since id know what movements would activate the cheats

>Old Yea Forums wasn't offensive.

did anyone manage to screencap the shitfest that was this years april fools? specifically the gay erp shit that was just like last years

what's the most sexualized franchise?

Recettear. That little girl needs to die a slow, painful death. Afterwards I'd adopt Recette, teach her advanced economics, and together we'd become ultra-jews and rule the business world with iron fists.

this is shitty awful new-style screencap that a) happens in a cancerous roster thread and b) I can't even tell what the fuck is happening by reading it, and c) is way way way the fuck too long

He's my hero.
I wish I could have that much dedication to something.
I'm going to throw all my games in the trash and only play one for 7 hours a day for the rest of my life.

gold

Attached: 1543000450835.jpg (480x360, 12K)

I used to place myself in videogames, cartoons or anime as well before going to sleep. I don't think it's weird or unnatural at all and it beats the hell out of counting sheep.

pokemon

>tfw the settings you find the most interesting are usually post-apocalyptic
It'd hurt

Attached: DvxOjLWUcAEu3CL.jpg (834x615, 75K)

here but I don't have this years

Attached: easterotic roleplay.png (1742x2404, 1.39M)

>Not purging demons with the beautiful sword

that's not the point dipshits, the point is it isn't funny. it has all the buildup of a classic greentext but detours needlessly into "fuck nonwhites" in an oddly try-hard or perhaps pandering way, instead of something classically Yea Forums like "the harder you punch the better the door" or "two guys on the moon"

t. /pol/ poster who misses the old Yea Forums

Attached: yoko.jpg (679x694, 414K)

Dilate and die, SJW faggot.

well, it's definitely weird, and it might fit the definition of 'unnatural' depending on where exactly you draw the line... but it probably isn't unhealthy.

already seen this one. i wonder if anyone screencapped this years april fools

Attached: 3ds instructions.png (1013x2696, 755K)

This is awful, why am I still laughing

Attached: 1531067671390.jpg (500x547, 36K)

What's sad is that he's like a portal to 2019 Yea Forums

>long story short

Never has that expression been more accurately used.

Attached: 1451414036862.jpg (456x628, 606K)

this is the kind of guy who automatically chooses the sex options in hentai games

>pre-election Yea Forums
take me back

Lel so randum > racism

Yea Forums used to know this.

Attached: LoliField.jpg (1232x262, 56K)

Daydreaming is unnatural?
Do NPCs really think this?

schizos

or at least some kind of funny, stimulating nonstandard incarnation of racism, like Holocauster Tycoon instead of just a flat 'kill all niggers'

Attached: cant steal stick.png (1024x672, 602K)

The post that started it all.

I'm pretty sure there's a SZS chapter or panel that fits for everything
Like the travelling FTL chapter for

Attached: abortion tea.jpg (817x960, 78K)

pillow fort and ritalin

Attached: 1377701801584.jpg (251x190, 7K)

>all memory of those years completely wiped

Literally never even happened. You wouldn't even experience it. If the memories are wiped 100% it basically didn't fucking happen, especially given you are literally the only person to have experienced it and you return to the literal instant it supposedly occurred. Who's to say that doesn't happen to me constantly?

>Manholes are usually on public roads

Attached: 1533383724715.gif (322x300, 576K)

"Daydreaming" is a very broad phenomenon and not what I was referring to. Most people daydream regularly. On the other hand, imagining oneself as explicitly existing in and interacting with elements of specific video games, cartoons, anime, settings from fictional media etc (which is what I assume meant when he wrote "I used to place myself in videogames, cartoons or anime as well before going to sleep") is not behavior that most people regularly engage in. It's, at the very least, unusually nerdy.

If you were using a very liberal definition of the word 'unnatural', such as, 'behavior that a man would not engage in in a state of nature', then yes this would be considered unnatural, because video games cartoons and anime do not exist in a pre-societal state of nature. Personally I wouldn't call it 'unnatural' because I find it difficult to draw distinctions between 'natural' and 'unnatural' patterns of thought.

Does anyone have the screencap of the /r9k/fag who tried being funny by posting black twitter jokes on a photo of a baby?

Attached: 1370399569091.jpg (355x397, 8K)

Attached: batman and the riddler.jpg (1471x4007, 1.23M)

Only thing in this thread that isn't funny.
Reeks of pure leftism.

a classic

Attached: 92b.png (1708x860, 940K)

Attached: harmonica.png (2400x2388, 897K)

Ivalice, every goddamn day

Attached: Ivalice_(FF12).jpg (1456x747, 227K)

Eh. Fair enough, but anything you daydream about technically doesn't exist either and is just a product of the mind. It could be as 'natural' or as fictitious as desired.

Attached: fuck your shit rounds.png (1210x1016, 107K)

Saved in case I need it one day.

You have a lot to learn about what's funny on this site. Protip: lurk moar

one of my favs

Attached: airhorn.png (1888x1852, 630K)

New vegas so i can operate as a post apocalyptic cowboy fuck legion twinks

Attached: images (12)(4).jpg (709x433, 15K)

Attached: E974CBA7-99A5-4BF0-BBB8-A58758687FA8.png (949x301, 164K)

That was a fun thread. I'm the 4D oven guy

based schizo

It might actually be #1 now. Just checked paheal, rule34.xxx and e621 and MLP has more porn on derpi than images tagged "pokemon" on those sites
unless someone knows a site with more than 493001 pokemon images MLP wins

Attached: how could this happen.png (415x342, 172K)

He wasn't wrong about the Wii U though.

maybe if you're a newfag

Attached: Le Upboat cartel.jpg (960x890, 212K)

You guys dont actually believe everything you read on this fucking board do you?

What's with the newfags worshiping weird posts like this lately? This shit used to be an everyday thing before all you uncreative drones came here.

That is an extremely fitting reaction image

Attached: 1544834716332.png (302x227, 29K)

Found it.

Attached: r9k attempts ebonics.png (1303x1331, 1.91M)

Yes, this is truly the best timeline.

Attached: sleepytime chicken.jpg (960x8000, 963K)

I was recently in the year 3200. Ots still lost. But now under 2,500 fathoms of sea water

God a good screencap thread never fails to make me laugh.

here's a classic

Attached: pickles.png (635x777, 48K)

that's not from here, is it from 8?

oh yeah this was great
I miss when /r9k/ was browsable

>causing women to have abortions without their consent is leftism
nigga lefties are prochoice

I'm cicumcised and masturbating for me is fucking fine though, i don't understand it.

I got circumcised as an adult though (medical problem, long story), so I guess it helped that my dick was fully formed and large enough to actually work with.

Does infant circumcision just leave the dick a scarred mess?

A sizable percentage of people living right now in first world countries don't even bathe regularly.

Attached: anon recognizes ass.jpg (1157x1410, 304K)

>Not knowing the neutronic game pyramid.
I thought it was pretty obvious.

Attached: 83964067265.png (764x581, 857K)

Someone post the meetup with the brownies.

I know that feel. I left when they had that stupid ''girl invasion'' thing and every other person was pretending to be one

Attached: 1519844074901.png (1329x1590, 1.76M)

Where did you get that number?
I just checked derpi just now and it's only at 258,378 explicit images.

Attached: 32928842.png (590x478, 240K)

This
Racism can be funny and we all knew this, but newfag facebookers think "kill niggers and jews XD" holds a candle to happy negro SHEEIIT

That's a meme, most everything on the internet is true. Trust me

fuck i know i have that i just gotta find it but have this

Attached: k meetup.jpg (763x1200, 131K)

I will go into mario world to see mario's face when yoshi poos eggs hahhah

RIP

Attached: mgq_bad_ending.gif (385x243, 2.44M)

What about Fate? There's too many doujins to count and there might be more than pokemon and MLP.
Hard to tell, its so split between so many sites unlike MLP.

made a custom filter hiding every "safe" tagged image
yes, it includes questionable and suggestive images but even if you only count "explicit" that's still at least fifty thousand higher than the pokemon count on any of the sites I've mentioned

Attached: Untitled.png (364x40, 1K)

bless the anons dumping these

Pokemon is a good answer, would be fun chill world

It's basically what Chris-chan does every day.

youtu.be/cYHPLqr5hGo?t=491

Attached: cchan.png (599x885, 689K)

I wouldn't know.

Fate has half as many doujins as Touhou.

now you have to post the screencap of that
also /trash/ already fapped to the idea

>unless someone knows a site with more than 493001 pokemon images
You may have heard tales of such a site, but I can assure you that it exists. you're on it

oh hey that's me

Attached: ahn.png (532x471, 192K)

>canonically
>Pokedex

Nothing in the Pokedex makes sense it's probably all nonsense written by the kids who catch the monsters

Touhou is more popular than Fate

@ the 8:15 mark is when he goes into the sister dimension

It would be some user from my area doing that shit.

...which one

Ah. Right. I should have forgotten 2hu.
Shame though, 2hu is reclining a little.

Attached: 71565859_p14.jpg (1100x1100, 154K)

>ape the nigger style

Attached: Big Smoke summons his Persona.gif (390x212, 1.96M)

...

Why do these people exist

I always thought it was canon that it was just random shit made up by the kids. Oak even tells you in the beginning that you're the one filling it up.

a tulpa

>Astolfo's is actually the nicer ass

jesus christ lol

Showering with your N64

got it
couldn't find it in my massive folder so I just googled it

Attached: brownies.jpg (1541x5406, 681K)

look at the file name they posted and then find them in the sea of betas

Attached: 1542449470997.gif (1221x768, 769K)

The phenomenon is called "stemming" and it's something people with autism or Aspergers sometimes do. It's when they basically imagine shit in their minds as a form of entertainment and invoke some sort of physical stimulus to fixate on those fantasies, such as running, flailing arms, speaking the lines of characters in their head, motioning controls to videogames and other shit.
It's not exactly well known because it's something that is "learned" that sperg children will do only they figure out at an early age they can "enhance" their fantasies through movement.
I used to think I was the only one and dropped it as a teenager but then in college I saw a much more severe autist doing it on campus; fucker was running around screaming anime-esque dialog and slamming into walls before returning to his computer to watch anime in intervals

Attached: 1549988677798.jpg (615x611, 87K)

>quads
every time

>The 3DS is unhackable
>Image uses paperclip
Nice.

I wonder what the ratio of lewd:nonlewd is.

source: gelbooru

Attached: an integer amount of hu greater than 1 but fewer than 3.png (237x37, 2K)

natural selection working as intended

Attached: 1554080064038.jpg (800x800, 325K)

>Downloading porn

Just why?

You can access it at your house (Only place you should be masturbating.)

Sounds like he was having a great time

You could try and see what happens. I fear the result.

Attached: microwave time.png (939x1163, 629K)

you still in the market?

The replies from back then were correct, this was pure reddit

Underrated

Websites get taken down.

How about this one?

Attached: I_Gonna_Say_It.png (902x116, 8K)

This one is really nice

Attached: 4chan's Boards by Watterson.jpg (1816x7279, 3.8M)

well that worked and
>a fucking peep.
of course, those guys were the most degenerate of them all.

don;t do tjhis it rcreadtes mustard gass

This April fools really rinsed me out. I'm still recovering.

Attached: ec5913e309982f1d492ed3b2d079c1f7.jpg (848x1200, 122K)

Attached: keiko o'brien.png (2830x1719, 1.15M)

lmfao buttmad nigger

Damn yoooouuuu Floridamaaaaaan

Attached: 1486245296553.jpg (1869x1614, 317K)

Attached: noodles.jpg (1336x4460, 1.03M)

gelbooru has 470442 touhou images with the rating:safe though. it's not just porn
derpibooru has 1.3 million as an example

lol

granblue
imagine the smell

have sex

I had one once that I bought from a garage sale but It was missing a few lights to start with and I couldn't buy replacements for cheap to begin with but it also ran a little hot and would blow through the few (expensive) replacement lights I was able to find and eventually stopped turning on. I think its still in my dad's attic but DEFINITELY an older model then whatever that user had. Doubt I could even find somebody who knew how to fix it if I tried.

IN NAGASAKI
THEY LIKE BUKKAKE

2D>3D even if it's a dude, duh.

Attached: a way out.png (805x289, 21K)

ah, didn't see your question. just type in "touhou rating:safe" into the search bar

here's the entirety of floor tiles

Attached: floor tiles.jpg (1600x8500, 2.39M)

thanks, i needed to laugh at that again

He clearly was and had zero awareness or concern for others around him as he almost slammed through a window twice. People mostly ignored him though.

he could've saved it just by saying something like "sorry,i'm just too nervous talking to you like that because i always liked you but never had the courage to tell ya" and that's fucking it

please seek help, mentally ill user

Aren't all children, when you think about it?

Kill you're self

Pokemon world makes no sense at all. Where do people get money from to travel for years, who pays enough taxes to fund the magical pokemon centers, why is there almost no crime, etc etc

you're welcome

Attached: spiders.png (3464x2848, 1.89M)

nigga how many showers or deoderant stores did you see in that game?

Without the stealing underpants part I could see this actually succeeding as an E10+ FPS

>>quads
>every time
every time

peeps had the best team harmony, of course in all the teams there were cock socks but peeps were top tier the whole way through

4 Elements Trainer

Attached: johnny cage.png (1045x122, 14K)

LSD.

pagliacci if you don't shut the fuck up.

Attached: welcome to fit.jpg (2296x4176, 1.36M)

What actually happened to him?
Just looks like he ate gross chicken.
What a load of shit.

Attached: toriel the fuck.png (921x300, 54K)

>final fantasy

OP is literally still laughing, FF7 is literal vaporware

Not every time, but often enough

Galantamine

that's fucking terrifying.
yeah but when they started losing they almost completely gave in the degeneracy.
was kinda beautiful in a way

I fucking love this one

Attached: gappy's balls.jpg (1200x5000, 877K)

Whats the most (you)'s you've ever seen on a post Yea Forums?

Attached: Pol_200000000.png (912x942, 68K)

I think I've found the answer

Attached: file.png (650x450, 84K)

Absolutely based.

That's not a screencap, but damn it was amazing. Lost my shit early at the /e/ one.

masters are forever

>The Hussie that gave us Detective Sleuth died 10 years ago
At least we'll always have his furry porn reviews

Attached: 1439114551240.jpg (302x225, 9K)

youtu.be/1UJnFTadO_s

Attached: 220px-In_Utero_(Nirvana)_album_cover.jpg (220x217, 9K)

Attached: Gentoo power.png (1814x800, 887K)

anyone got the goku room? I made the screencap but I lost it

You can tell the fact that this kind of threads would be unnecessary if this board was good, what we are looking is a glorious past now gone forever.

>Be 10 year old
>Given magical mechanical indexing device to record data about crazy pokemon in the world
>"Oh my God, this is Magcargo and he is my favoritist pokemon ever."
>"Hes super on fire and like 1,000, no 10,000 degrees hot but somehow super cool"

Say his name, so that his power may flow through you.

Attached: florida man.jpg (399x750, 96K)

Attached: sims1.jpg (560x4559, 370K)

Used “going into games” machine for sale, if anyone’s interested. PM me for details.

I got that shit humiliated out of me at like the age of 4 I remember the day because I got a Genesis with Sonic and I was flapping around everywhere.
Never did it again
>tfw I don't even have the good parts of autism

Attached: 1527570069487.png (1600x1791, 1.21M)

post the whole thing for the love of god, this is an actual Yea Forums classic

gonna have to wait a few minutes to post the rest of this

Attached: sims2.jpg (560x3844, 327K)

How someone can be this based?

thanks
>1 year ago
oh god oh fuck

Attached: file.png (483x184, 90K)

mods forgive me.

Attached: 1448572784064.png (1364x1704, 179K)

Unironically nu-God of War
Take me to Midgard bois

I am but just the 60 sec cooldown is a bitch

Attached: sims3.jpg (580x3928, 1.31M)

420chan.
here's one of my favourites from there.

Attached: 1413761443499.png (1583x5136, 1.34M)

one more

Attached: sims4.jpg (1164x3616, 923K)

oh no no no

Attached: rip.png (554x637, 292K)

Attached: sims5.jpg (1164x3925, 992K)

>he's spending hundreds of dollars on VR for a sub-par experience when he could be learning to lucid dream and literally experiencing any game like its real life

Explain you'reselfves Yea Forums, you can literally do anything and experiencing anything in lucid dreams- if you can imagine it, you can experience it, unlike VR which limits you to the constraints of the program, is glitchy and far less immersive.

I've had so many vidya dreams that were better than any real life videogame, especially any VR game

Attached: 2017-09-26 19.39.09.png (1262x1737, 3.48M)

>what is wrong with you
that guy would get called a newfag if he replied that now

is this LITERALLY and UNIRONICALLY the best get of all 4channel ever?

Attached: 1541446404043.png (1440x2560, 718K)

Attached: anon has a stroke.png (1289x3049, 1.07M)

Floridaman has competition

Attached: image0.png (700x1439, 977K)

how?
it's literally impossible

Attached: poo in loo.png (1264x1364, 408K)

oh my god this still makes me cry every time

I dunno I'm still trying, I've had a few brief successes though and they were amazing, its worth pursuing over VR is what I'm saying, though its free it requires a lot of time, effort and nightly discipline

Attached: 1350982939484.png (4000x3758, 1.1M)

it's like that other thread about the autist who just started shaking his hands and suddenly he was playing a video game

ss13

>Vivid dreams
Bitch please. Talk to me when you've achieved dreamwalker abilities. Until then you are a subpar pleb

Attached: anon plays love plus.jpg (1408x1325, 368K)

WOT IF YA MUM WOS A VIDYA GAME

Attached: absolute state of console warriors.jpg (883x704, 204K)

>Took this many responses to get to Balamb garden,

>The only mention of Balamb garden in the thread

Yea Forums is fucking dead

To be fair, the bitch quickly caught on and took him for a ride. Poor bastard fell right into it.

Attached: backpack cuck.png (1696x5283, 2.83M)

Video games are, for me, mostly a mechanical and artistic experience. Idk if that sounds pretentious but w/e. I don't play them for escapism, the idea of imagining nicer and nicer things doesn't appeal to me. then again I don't buy VRshit either.

Like I said in my posts I know and am aware of the potential of lucid dreaming, including the ultimate state which I assume you're describing (Tibetan dream yoga) but its hard to reach, still more worthwhile in the end than wasting time and money on VR though

Attached: 1529899105736.png (800x2541, 593K)

I burned my subconscious trying that shit, now i can't dream.

>they have no drivers and crash into poles

Attached: 1528328720255.png (626x551, 18K)

Attached: shotgun ass.png (4392x4392, 2.15M)

what the fuck is this /x/ shit?

Eh, Dreamwalking is more akin to astral projection, but it can only traversed through the complex web of subconscious pathways that riddle the world now and one can get easily lost and not wake up

what you're describing does not exist

The closest I ever had to this experience felt like an intense daydream. It was like I was watching a movie I could somewhat heavily influence on the back of my eyelids. It was pretty lackluster to be honest.

Sure thing pleb

An oculus quest

I'll be fine user
Yes, but I'm worn out. April fools I think I came like 7 times

Attached: gday cunt.png (1466x998, 432K)

The way I see it its not so much as escapism (though you can do that) as much as literally playing your dream game.

I've had dreams where I played better games than exist in real life, FPS games, third person, and even RTS games, they don't have to be limited by graphics or current technology, and it literally feels like real life. So if your dream game doesn't exist you can at least experience it in your dreams, even multiplayer with other dream characters is possible. I've had non-lucid Battlefield dreams, playing in full servers, players behaving silly or unexpected like you see in online games and even in-game chat, its wild.

Attached: 1543083008276.png (3008x1820, 579K)

I always thought it was just some larp attempt to get people to fall for sleep paralysis, which is actually real.

Mega man, just so I can tell Dr. Light what the fuck’s gonna happen so he can prepare for it. And tell the justice system to off Wily already.

>tfw tested a Coming Out of video games Machine years ago but it broke
>Stuck in your shithole world with no way back to mine

Attached: 1554263424696.png (497x480, 218K)

wew
>complex web of subconscious pathways
no such thing, demonstrate its existence

the actual painless way to die is overdose on painkillers, and guns have only a 99% lethality. as warns, do not fall for it, it's another one of ganon's traps

it's "stimming" btw
t. stimming autist

looks like we he bump limit. Good thread lads and my screen cap dump ends here

Attached: 1505243719366.png (3508x2480, 3.19M)

No wonder /x/ keeps refusing Yea Forums's advances these days for the yearly Board Prom. Bunch of close minded normalfags

How'd you manage to do that? Doesn't make any sense.

oh you meant that, the way I see it astral projection and "Dreamwalking" and all that can be explained by lucid dreaming, burden of proof is on the one claiming otherwise, that its separate from simply dreaming

Runescape

Full of magic and adventure, yet a large part of the world is peaceful and comfortable to live in

>playing hentai games for any other reason
why though?

What fucking planet do you live on, fuckwit?

Cunny>school

Attached: 6805B3DB-103E-46CB-A360-EB1E8EB5012A.png (405x360, 207K)

>blew his goop and flew the coop

you tell me dream expert, cause i can't dream anymore, sleeping for me is just a next day skip now.

Tell me your name and general location, and I'll find you tonight and "show" you

Don't know if it's more retarded to not know what lucid dreaming is, or to know what it is but think it's some /x/ larp

Nigger lucid dreaming is scientifically verified, educate yourself

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lucid_dream

It's as /x/ tier as space travel

Zachary, South Florida
see you tonight spooky retarded believer of ghost stories

Well I'm no expert I just research a lot, I'm still trying to lucid dream consistently.

I dunno the cause of your issue, I'd say try meditation and active dream recall, your dream recall can be so bad you don't remember anything but through wilful attempt and daily practice it can be trained and recall can improve

I first thought the hallucinations were over-exaggerated until it happened to me. It was really creepy and played out exactly as it was described with the shadowy figure looming over you.

I tried doing the second, didn't work still stuck at burned subconcious.
i did manage to have a lucid dream, but i think that caused it to burn away

People just don't do their own fucking research and critical thinking anymore, thats how retarded misinformation and myths about sleep paralysis (MUH DREAM DEMONS) and shit like don't look into mirrors in lucid dreams (SPOOKY SHIT) spreads and propagates. '

Many choose wilful ignorance instead of vigorous research and understanding

Attached: 1350982887120.png (2388x1656, 913K)

>Ghost stories
Has nothing to do with ghosts.

Everyone, when sleeping, releases low level alpha and beta waves. Normally those waves can be picked up by ekg and similar monitoring equipment. However, some people have strong enough beta waves that it can influence the subconscious world. That's why you hear stories of people, usually family members having the same dream.

Dreamwalking becomes a combination of those high level beta waves and lucid dreaming to control them

>literally playing your dream game.
that's the kind of escapism I'm talking about though. the fun part of games for me is to discover something that someone else made and sort of interact with the creator of the game through experiencing his product. it's thought provoking that way, like integrating an outside perspective into your life. that seems impossible by definition if it's actually my consciousness generating the 'game'. the other way in which they're enjoyable for me is to learn mechanics and discover/tinker with internal workings to achieve mastery. that also doesn't seem possible if I can become arbitrarily skilled or unskilled at the game upon the whim of my own mind.

of course there's also the fact that games are a sort of numbing, dopamine-inducing experience but mindful dreaming hardly seems like the most efficient or straightforward way of distracting yourself. and it's not something I'm particularly interested in in the first place.

Well shit, maybe keep trying, you could be dreaming every night- in fact everyone does, we all go through REM sleep but for some reason not remembering it at all.

that's really cool, can you link some studies demonstrating the existence of this subconscious world?
also, how will I recognize you when I see you in my dreams tonight as a ghost?
also, where do I contact you tomorrow to tell you that you were wrong and I didn't see you in my dreams because none of this shit exists?

I just wanna thank you all, This thread had me laughing for a solid hour and a half.

kek, its the opossite for me, games are like a sandbox and idea trove to take inspiration from and enjoy from time to time

Its why I mod the shit out of GTA games, to have my own personal sandbox, but well lucid dreaming is the best personal sandbox in comparison

Eh, guess it might just be worth it.
however i don't think it's the case, i just like black out, nothing more than a black screen before time speeds up to next day.
kinda peaceful really, but odd.

NIGGER, THIS LEVEL OF MISINFORMATION

FUCK

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neural_oscillation

Theta and Delta are the only ones released in sleep

Attached: 1551046450386.jpg (596x443, 117K)

I'll show up as Nu Pennywise holding a Heineken. You can contact me here, roughly 2pm tomorrow local time(I'll be busy otherwise)

I've heard of people experiencing this before, or this being how they always slept, not as something that happened after, not sure what causes it sorry user, brains are complex