"And how would you like that cooked?"

>"And how would you like that cooked?"

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stick it up your ass then shit it back onto the plate

Medium rare is the only way to go

Not videogames.

Vegetables - steamed for 8mins
Fruit - fresh is fine.
Meat - I don't eat this so don't bother.

I will take my steam ground and well done. And put it on toast with some cheese please.

This is what I usually say if it's a decent restaurant that has options (aka not a crappy chain restaurant).

Medium
I don't know why anyone would want the middle o their food to be nearly raw

my steak*

Sunny side up

Like this.

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Ideally, medium rare is the way to go, but often times it comes overlooked, so It'll have be ordered rare to get it right. The pinker, the better

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fpbp

Well done, obviously.

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Well done

faggot

/claps in burger

lol,do you eat that shit while getting buttfucked by refugees?

Well done

Why don't you murican faggots not just it your steak raw? Spares the cook the work to throw it on the grill for 10 seconds

Charcoal ash, just like how I like my Jews.

ONLY REAL MEN EAT THEIR STEAK BLUE

Broccoli steamed in the industrial strength microwave for 1 minute, got it.

y-you too

based

Whatever you recommend. I am not wasting thoughts on petty questions like that.

Depends on the steak. Type, cut thickness etc.

People who say they prefer a rareness for their steak don't eat steak that much, only 1 type of steak, or genuinely just don't have a clue and try to sound like they do

>often times it comes overcooked, so it'll have to be ordered rare to get it right
chad-up friend, just tell them they overcooked it and get them to cook one again
bonus points if they do it a second time and you get your steak free because they've wasted so much of your night fucking up your simple order

Well done.

>shit, a woman is talking to me, in real life, shitshitshit, what did Yea Forums told me I should do again?
NIGGER

I ordered the chicken tendies, ma'am.

very well done, i'm not a peasant who eats raw meat

Medium rare tendies are the best, try it if you don't believe me.

Am I weird for only liking dry meats?

>Steam
Sorry but our food is epic exclusive

Rare is the only answer

Yes, you’re also a faggot.

deep fried

>raw, please

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Anyone who is over 7 years old and orders their steak anything over medium, deserves to be gassed. Chefs lose their shit when people insist on ruining good beef like that

This thread gets to stay up but my vidya thread gets deleted for no reason? DO YOUR JOB MODS.

If he doesn't like it he can just go fuck himself and find another job.

report and hide

>Steam all my vegetables the same
>Wtf my woody fibrous vegetables are undercooked and others are overcooked.
Moron

But won't you die or get really fucking sick?

Or you could not be a nigger and order your steak rare, like an adult

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It tastes like shit

She spilled my coffee...

>Order a sandwhich
>Ask for medium rare
>It's a chicken sandwhich

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I prefer veal.

Yes

why is it even an option if it's poor form to order a well done steak? it's not like the chef has to eat the whole thing, he's getting paid for it all the same.

Slightly redder than well done, thanks.
Veggies, fresh. Good crunch
Fruit, fresh. No other way.

Fuck you, you elitist prick, you're not the gatekeeper of adulthood, and you're not the fucking king of Steak Town. If I'm paying for steak I want it cooked the way I order it, and I order it well done. If the chef has a problem with it I can just take my business elsewhere, his loss.

Because “the customer is always right” even when they aren’t.

i might not be the king of steak town but he declared me the mayor so how about you shut the fuck up and eat steak the way it's meant to be eaten you fucking faggot

And believe it or not, many chefs are passionate about their craft. They like to make quality products. It’s not about the money.

Medium.
I prefer medium rare, but don’t trust restaurants to do it right.

Rare
Blue rare

Most American post today.

Cringe and bluepilled

Do you know why they call him a chef? It's because he knows way more about food than you. Now shut up.

You're not any kind of steak authority, you're just a snobby little prick with a massive ego. You fantasize about forcing your way of doing things on else, and I know for a fact, because I know your kind well, that it is KILLING you that you lack the power to do so. You wish you could make everyone eat their steak rare, you know you can't, and that's why you're here, lashing out at us. You're just a sad little man who cares WAY too much about how people cook steak. Get the fuck over it, dude.

Enjoy your trouser food