Click on vidya related video

>Poketubers

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Fuck this shit.
Why do so many people do it?
Do they actually think they're being unique?
Have they not seen the fucking gauntlet of other Youtubers who do the exact same thing?
And of course they're never animated, it's all just static poses, like, none of them ever go through the effort of actually fully animating themselves.

Wonder how long it will take for Google to implement unblockable ads like Twitch did by injecting them directly into the uploaded video file

youtube.com/watch?v=_ws5wV-kyLE

Tfw I hit 45k without doing any of this

>click politics related video
>alright everyone,
>clink on my cup

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One of the few channels I would sign up on Patreon for if I had money to be desu

>it's an animal character

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>search for game video on YouTube
>thumbnail is full of giant red arrows and a circle around something obvious
>skip that trash

youtu.be/KLi0_54bOlA
This guy's the only one that does it right, no wonder since he's one if the OG NewGrounders

Fuck off fag

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>uploader love reacts everyone's comment
I don't get it. What's their motive?

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YouTube is these people's careers and as long as they follow generic cookie cutter formulas they're guaranteed to have a pretty dedicated viewer base of like 50,000 views or so per video. Don't deviate much though or you'll drop to 5,000 or 10,000 views per video

>click on vidya related video
>HEYY PEOPLE DON'T FORGET TO LIKE AND SUBSCRIBE BEFORE WATCHING
>track down and assassinate the creator of said video

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subliminal marketing

>click live stream
>chat:
>OH HEY WHATS UP GUYS
>FIRST HERE
>SECOND HERE
>BASED
>EPIC
>TRILL
>HEY :twitchemoji:
>open element inspector
>delete chat element

For many youtubers, having your comment liked by the uploader is like having your name read aloud by your favorite vidya streamer

Everyone says hey what's up guys though why do you care so much?

WATCH IT, CHRISSIE

The funny thing is that shit actually works to get people to click your video.

Why does her skull have no nose bridge?

I can't relate to either

>call the video shit and the creator a window licking retard
>receive a love react

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t. 10 subscriber mouthbreather who says "whats up guys" in every video

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>listen to music on youtube
>keep getting reccommended shit i've already heard instead of new or different content to pique my interest
how fucking difficult is it, google

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>mfw I don't have enough extra cash to be a part of the merchants guild

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Making your own brand on Youtube and Switch is the best way to make money, its why they keep trying to make stuff like "____army/nation" catch on and always mention their cancerous usernames at the begining.

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>click on video
>scroll to comments
>comment with generic quote from the video with 1000k likes
>edit: OMG thanks for the likes guys I never had so much before

>vidya parody animation
>it's tweening shit

>make YouTube video with no commentary
>0 views
That's why.

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>click video
>scroll down to the comments
>not a single one is grammatically correct

Tweening is a tool and thus can look really nice and smooth in the right hands.
But yeah, 99% of the tweening animation in video game parodies are ugly as sin.

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Forgot the five minute skillshare ad

I watch no commentary walkthroughs a lot and there are a couple of channels that get pretty good numbers. Not in the millions but still

Hey my name is Seth. What's your issue?

Sometimes it's nice to receive a negative comment in the swarm of dicksucking. Keeps me in check at least.

I have NEVER met a single seth who wasn't either fat, a twig, ridiculously roided or some combination of the three

God I wish this gif was from the show and the show itself was just a huge joke to set up the OG PPG's return.

you have to admit it's definitely harder to build a community like that than one with commentary. People love creators engaging with their audience.

>click on vidya related video
>scroll to comments
>they're all talking about the way the guy in the video is dressed or how happy/sad he looks

>click on vidya related video
Found your problem.

Any combination of those three can describe everybody on this planet. Also I've never met any Seth in my life. Besides that Egyptian god I didn't know it was a name.

My bmi is 18.7, I'm fairly skinny but a lot of my family is like that.

Do you live in a region where English isn't the primary language?

>trying to watch a review of a game
>reviewer constantly makes stilted political jabs that have nothing to do with the game

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Well, they fill out their own niche. I can think of three channels that I've watched videos of the most; RabidRetrospectGames, MKIceAndFire and HassanAlHajry. They all have from about half a million to one and a half million subscribers, people who appreciate pure gameplay.

>Do you live in a region where English isn't the primary language?
Yes but close to an english speaking country.

I'm kind of insulted you make me watch even a second of that.

>trying to discuss video games on imageboard
>poster constantly makes stilted political jabs that have nothing to do with video games

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>What’s up YouTube! It’s ya boy (faggy name) coming at you with another video! Be sure to slap that subscribe button, and don’t forget to turn on notifications!

Try this, it's far from perfect but can give cool results.
gnoosic.com/

>hey guys
>smash that like button
>let's jump right into it
>but anyway I hope you liked

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How could anyone enjoy this shit

>Why ________ Matters: A video Essay

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>Video game "analysis" video
>effeminate British voice starts speaking

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>trying to discuss anything on imageboard
>poster constantly makes stupid video game jokes that have nothing to do with the topic

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I often watch longplay without commentary for arcade games to see how the guy's doing some parts.

>tfw it started with chugga tim and electricalbeaat
>tfw it seemed fine cause they were the only few doing it

>Presenter uses "hype" as an adjective.

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>start let's play video
>let's player is talking about the plot of the game
>it's the actual plot
>not his vastly superior headcanon plot where marryo is a magical time wizard
aaaaaaand closed

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>click on vidya related video
>female starts talking
>click off vidya related video

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Fucking this!

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>presenter uses "legit" to mean good
>presenter uses "legit" to mean legitimate
>presenter uses "legit" at all

This is just SO GOOD. I wish he did them more often.

I'm offended that not more people do this

>click on vidya comedy video
>it's all ear rape and meme soundboard shit

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BurnBot isn't coming back, is she?

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>cartoon character has arms crossed
>cartoon character has smug/thinking facial expression

>Video has obnoxious 30 second intro

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>that s-s-s-stutter
can someone do an edit of pic related but with agnus

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Fuck you, Lucy is my waifu

I learned the golden rule was that your gamer intro has to be less than 5 secs or something like that

I can't believe Woolie is dead...

>"Brutally honest review"

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>youtuber has a waifuable avatar

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>click on vidya related video
>we got the previous video to 15k. can we please reach 20k on this one. smash that like button. I love you guys so much I couldn't have done it without you. please let us get this video to 20k likes
>click off vidya related video

>animating themselves
because user they are not really drawing it, they paid someone on Fiverr $5 for the shitty avatar and having animation is another $5 so...

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>click on minecraft video
>dubstep intro with spinning text

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>click on video
>hello my wonderful lovelies

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Jesus uses the word guys so it's fine

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>Presenter tries to present themselves off as a jaded, cynical freethinker while spouting safe, center-left opinions in a sneery voice.

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>click on video
>sup y'all

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Kek

>watch tutorial
>windows notepad
>009 soundsystem - dreamscape

>have to skip over 100 songs to hear something you haven't heard before
>it still occasionally has those songs that play way too often

what other type of person is there?