ITT VIDEOGAME CONFESSIONS

ITT VIDEOGAME CONFESSIONS
>mfw too poor to afford a console or good pc so I jusy watch complete playthroughs of games on youtube
>still shitpost on Yea Forums about the games I watched and pretend I played them

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Based

which country do you live in, out of curiosity?

India, why?

Wow you actually watch an entire gameplay before shitposting? That’s a lot better than what most do, namely shitpost about developers’ twitter profiles.

This. I don’t even play vidya, I just go off the list of Yea Forumscore and guess stuff by context clues and the cover. This place is my toilet. While shitting on you, I dab spiritually, physically and emotionally.

I work with a kid like this
>freshly 18
>parents are poor so he never had a console or pc
>parents take every cent of his paycheck
>watches streamers and youtube lets plays on his phone all day and night
>acts like he knows everything about the newest releases and how to complete the newest games. Talks like he is an allstar at gtav online and rdr2
>pretty sure he has never played a video game in his entire life
I dont understand this at all. Is this normal behavior for poor newgen kids? Is it autism?

are games expensive there?

like how in south america it's marked up 200-300%

he's not a kid anymore, it's a fucking manchild
you must slay him before either becomes a pedo and rapes a kid or becomes a blight of society as a sjw/redditor

i guess games can be pirated
the hardware cant

I was just fucking with you, I'm not OP.

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I had a dream where Jim Sterling was forcefully trying to shove a finger in my arse, I woke up and had a cold shower.

Why not play older games?

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I rarely beat games, and the ones I have beaten are primarily AAA trash games just so I can properly shitpost about them.

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LOL he's probably from Brazil. He seems to have a liking for monkeys.

>he had the jim sterling "nocturnal experience"
Oh shit nigga. That's like watching The Ring video tape. Watch your back. In 7 days Big Jim is gonna put his slim jim in ya

>Slim jim
user...

See

holy shit bamboozled

the suicide hotline is getting real sick of my calls

This I currently have started but not finished
>A link to the past
>Hyper Light Drifter
>Dark Souls 3
>Dark Souls 2
>Bloodborne
>Persona 5
>Super Mario World
>Ocarina of Time
>Breath of the Wild
>Hollow Knight
>Pokemon Volt White 2 Challenge mode
>Shovel Knight Plague Knight
>Shovel Knight Specter Knight
>Undertale (Genocide route)
>Deltarune (Jevil Knife run)
>The Missing
>Cuphead hard mode run
>Smash World of Light
>Darkest Dungeon
>Yoshi’s Island
>Windwaker
>Skyward Sword
>OFF
>Legend of Zelda
>Metroid
>Super Metroid
>Donkey Kong Countrey
Games I have finished anywhere near recently
>Mother
>Earthbound
>Mother 3
>Sonic Mania
>Super Mario 3 (Only one this year)
Games I’m going to acquire once I finally gtfoo Japan
>Baba is You
>Rain World
>DMC 5
>Sekiro

Send fucking help lads. Tell me what to play and I won’t allow myself to play anything else until it’s finished so hard I never want to look at it again.

>I got filtered by guardian ape of the rape in sekiro

Thinking about watching the rest on YouTube but I also can’t really be bothered. Hopefully oney gets further than me.

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oh fuck oh shit

Sekiro is the first game i ever torrented because I wasn't too interested in it and I feel bad about it.

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iktf

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I'm not gonna meme you, practice your parries and try to parry every hit. Fuck dodging. The moment you see the red symbol jump.
The fight is trivial if you can do that. Especially the second phase

>Work too long to take competitive ranked modes seriously anymore
>Play hentai match 3 and bubble pop games just because they're easy and enjoy the gameplay more then the tits
>I buy games from devs I like with no intention of playing the ever just so I can support the devs

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As a teenager I S ranked DMC3 on DMD without much trouble. Today I'm using guides and easier difficulties constantly and can barely beat level 9 CPUs in Smash Ultimate. I still haven't cleared Classic mode above 7 intensity without using a continue

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Forgot true ending run of cave story

Well it's fine being poor, but watching videos is not a substitute for playing games. Also there's plenty of games and emulators that run on toasters and even old java cellphones.