When’s the last time you bathed

>literally bathing in your own filth

Uhh ... sunday?

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>bathing
>not showering
do I look like some filthy mutt

can I bathe in yours

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Too lazy to shower or bathe, probably around a month now but I never killed off the natural cleaning bacteria with aggressive shower gels so I don't smell at all

been awhile since i only take showers now days.

That/s still bathing tho, isn't it? Or is OP talking about soaking in a tub? Among dead skin and dirt?

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Showered 3 hours ago.
Bathed maybe 5 years ago.

>is that good?
Yes, bathing is actually unhygienic because you're sitting in your own sweat and filth

i only ever shower. i haven't bathed since i was a child and had chicken pox.

Last night after work.

I thought he meant cleaning my self, by bathing. Not actually sitting in a tub, it's been years, I either shower or clean individual parts of my self when the need arises, like pits/between legs.

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Shower every day, bath every 3rd day or so. I loathe people who smell in public.

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who the fuck actually has a bath in their house

Like a week ago

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I don't know, years tho. My dirt crusts protect me from summer mosquitos, my face looks clean for some reason so I just wear turtle necks if I have to go out to grab something from the delivery guy, and my hair are shiny as fuck, like I just came out of the hairdresser, that might be because of the vitamins I take but I dunno.
It's just that I don't have a real reason to take a shower and it's too much of a hassle to do it out of purpose imho.

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bathing in a tub takes too much water. Rather shower.

Bathed months ago
Showered yesterday, but it's not really a full shower, i just rinse my ass and armpits with water. My face and meck too if I am feeling it.

Ewwww

In their houses

BATHING DOESN'T EXCLUSIVELY MEAN BATH YOU STUPID MOTHERFUCKERS

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People in first-world countries.

like 18 years ago? who the fuck bathes

FURTHERMORE, YOU'RE MEANT TO SHOWER OFF AFTER A BATH BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY YOU JUST STEWED IN YOUR OWN FILTH
RETARDS

It’s been years. I miss having a tub. Showers take too long and aren’t relaxing

How do you know they smell, if you don't also smell in public?

>bathing in your own filth

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Not him but that’s what I do. What’s wrong with that? Scrubbing yourself with soap is such a waste of time and it’s bad for your skin

bongland is a 3rd world country

Are you retarded or merely pretending? Unless you don't shower for a week straight or something and then only bathe once that's not a thing.

I'd laugh at you for being poor but even poor people can easily build themselves a bathtub. You're on a whole other level of pathetic.

hot water is bad for your skin not soap

god I unironically wish I was you

showering takes like 3 minutes if you're not wasting water

Why don't people shower every day? It's a refreshing feeling.

>3rd worlders

It really is, what about it?

there's a better way. It's called a shower

I take cold showers. If I’m washing my hair, then I use lukewarm water to scrub away dirt and finish with cold

bathing is super common in bongland

That's the only way I know how to bath.

Enjoy your dry skin

>soap
>bad for your skin
Not true. At best you can say washing your hair with shampoo every day is bad because it washes all your oils away leaving your hair dry. It's hot water that's bad for your skin (if you have no skin conditions)

Yes, and? Did I state anywhere that there are no people in 3rd world countries with a bathtub? Or in Bogland in specific?

you're supposed to shower before taking a bath you mongoloid

ANYONE ELSE START EACH SHOWER STANDING, BUT THEN FILL THE TUB AND END UP SITTING IN THE WATER WHILE STILL HAVING THE SHOWER ON? FEELS GOOD

Last month I went on vacation and stayed at a fancy hotel
They had the most comfy jacuzzi tub ever

this morning

>he doesn’t lather himself in sweet smelling fragrance creams morning and night

because it feels better and is more beneficial to shower every other day
showering everyday removes too many natural oils that keep your skin and hair in good condition
showering every other day allows your oils to remain at optimal levels while cleansing your surface of dirt gained the previous day
a rinse is fine, but a full shower every day is just no good
and I hope none of you retards shampoo every day

That's why you use some sort of shower gel? I've never had an issue with that.

if you bathe theres a 50/50 chance youre either a bongoloid or a slav

See I use sulfate and silicone free shampoo and conditioner and I don’t wash my hair everyday. It would be dry if I did that.

not everybody showers in steaming hot water retard

>bathing

Let me guess, you also use conditioners and candles you faggot?
Real men shower to not waste fucking time.

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Well yeah, that's the best way to shower generally. First rinse with water and then sit down for thorough scrub.

I don't have water touch my skin for weeks at a time sometimes.

I think oily hair looks good desu

How fucking brittle is your skin that running lukewarm water over it gently massaging it once a day removes too many natural oils? Maybe you should avoid working out every day too, because it's too taxing for the skin.

>bathing
>showering
>not just wiping yourself off with a couple of wipes

Well, you're half-right I guess? Slavs do bathe a lot, imagine that.

How did a hobbo got access to the internet?

Bathing = beautiful hair that female women want to stick their greasy cheeto dust hands in without asking.
If you wash your hair in the shower shower you might as well be bald.

Did you know you can shower without washing your hair lol

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