DMC

PUNK

>What cringy subculture are Nerofags?
Punks.

Nerofags would be memesters
and Spardafags would be aspiring to become demons in real life.

Downies. Why do you think Nero has all that tard strength? His character building has always been throwing a tantrum and shouting as loud as possible.

>neckbeards
Isn't that for Vorgil, though? And why rednecks? Also, Nerofags should be good hearted punks.

What's a downie?

kinda metafaggy but im gonna draw this

I heard rumor before that there'll be a mode where you can use all three characters in any stage. Does that rumor still hold water?

I hate that boss themes aren't and outside of DLC your only options are the main three.

Alright user, goodluck.

Cause Virgil is a little bitch and doesn't understand that true power comes from the cuhrazy within.

(You) Someone with down syndrome.

Dantefags reported highest for working on farms/being hunters/having beer bellies

why did they use adam driver as character concept?

Divergence mode?

they created V before that movie came out

Kek, when did that happen?

You little fucking sack of garbage, waste of space, weak piece of cum stain.

It was just a joke, no need to let it get you downs.

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You're okay...
I thought I was being funny...

Ahem.

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Don't worry, user. You got a smile out of me. Wash your filthy mouth with soap, nonetheless.

>always reach the final boss rush in palace
>urizen/vergil always has a shred of health left
>somehow fuck it up every time, wasting an hour and a half of my life

I can't take it anymore, i'm fucking retiring. ill try again next week.

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It's alright user, we all have our ups and downs.

You'd think Nero would have been euthanized already, with how often he bites.

Chances are it would do nothing, chances are it would absorb it, chances are it would do it and shit out a nuclear demon.

i-it's not Vergil Junior, my name's Flynn

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This is what warm up is for. Fight those fights until you can consistently beat them four or five times without losing too much life, then try again.

Yes he split his demon half but he didnt know what it was capable of, like bringing the qliphoth to the human world, that's what I was arguing about.
>And you're an idiot for thinking that. Whether he knew the exact specifics is irrelevant, Vergil would know his inner-demon is a danger to other people because even with his human half attached Vergil has been a danger to other people. Your entire stance is senseless and stupid.

The game story says that he split in two to become a full devil, gain power by eating the fruit and defeat Dante (that devil being Urizen). So Vergil knows. It was his plan and he doesn't care for whoever gets involved

Trish was a mistake, she shouldn't Dante's fucking mom clone. What the fuck was Kamiya thinking, now we are stuck with virgin Dante forever and will never play as a Son of Dante

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this but also Dante chugged best looking sword Spard

Don't think he ever really intended for there to be a sequel. I mean, the game ends with Dante defeating the literal king of all demons and getting revenge for his family.

he ate the devil sword Sparda
that fucking macguffin finally did something

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BUFF NIGGAS

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You were a mistake and blaming Dante's loner status on Trish or Kamiya is still retarded.

He has lady.

I wish Vergil would bully me

>Dante gets his fucking ass kicked so hard he's comatose for a month
>Wakes up and decides he needs more power
>Decides to chow down on Rebellion and Sparda
>Gets a new sword out of it that can attack independently of him
>Gets SSJ2
>Then preaches to the guy that kicked his ass about how true power comes from friendship and you don't need plot devices to be strong
>Kicks his ass with DSD and SDT plot devices

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His plan was to split himself so his demon half can grab the same fruit that gave mundus the same power. He had no idea the tree could be brought into the human world and isn't responsible for their deaths.

Trish was supposed to be Dante's romantic pair, but Itsuno knew how fucking weird this was and maybe would affect sales, so he scraped It. But we for monkey paw'd because Itsuno wont get anyone together with Dante now too, no Lady, no Lucia and no Patty

This, but sexually.

I fucking wish, but Itsuno don't have the balls to hurt Kamiya mommy issues

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still need to do dantefags and give nerofag and vergilfag some shoes

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How fucked is Mundus if he somehow comes back?

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Dante isn't a virgin, you virgin.

The tree only bears fruit when it feeds off human blood and needs to be in the human world to do that.

All just shit you made up. Itsuno killed and buried Alastor, he created his own version of Dante (5Dante is still more like 3Dante than he is like 1Dante), he completely rewrote everything Kamiya had setup regarding Vergil (and even made Gilver a shit clone), if he wanted to give Dante a waifu he'd have fucking done it himself.

God I wish there were more.

>muh DMC1 novel
he wont have any sons never ever

Cute desu.

Kys

I don't care if he has children I'm just saying he's not a virgin like you fagets like believing for some reason.

The duality of man.

The fruit is created from human sacrifice. If you're saying he planned to eat the fruit then he also planned to sacrifice all those humans you dingbat.

>All just shit you made up
>seeds of love
>blue orgasmo
>viewtiful joe

>Mundus is the mission 1 boss of DMC6 fought by Nero
>Mundus mistakes him for the son that Dante mentioned in DMC1
>Nero corrects him and says he's actually Vergil's
>Mundus flips his lid and screeches autistically about it before Nero kills him shonen filler style and the real plot begins

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>that goth girl
mikasa?

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I don't look like that.

But Dante just reunited with the only person he's ever loved, user

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>CATCH MY UNGA RABIES ARRGHARRGAHRAGARG

Mundus will be the hero when Dante/Vergil get evilified by some new big bad.

I like the vfag one because its vague enough to pass as a woman or a tranny

>Why didn't they nuke their OWN, civilian city?

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And now, the complaints.

None of that is Itsuno refusing to give Dante a waifu out of reverence to Kamiya like you idiots claim.

DMC6 about Son(s?) of Mundus. They will be OP as fuck because they will think Mundus was the good guy and will be fighting for family and all this bullshit that makes Dante and Nero strong

This is why I can never get triggered on Yea Forums and water is wet I guess and V stands for voluptuous lips

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Do you post gay shit just so you can say this before anyone even breathes the word "fujo"? I recognize you from past threads and that's the sad part, you're fucking deranged

Because it's pretty much established that humanity is a +10 stats for demons. That's why rebirthed Vergil can stand toe to toe with Dante.

TAUNT MORE AS A LURE BUT IT'S NO USE
KNOTS TIGHT MY EXCITE I PREPARE THE NOOSE

I miss it so bad it's one of my favorites, the Vergil Mix is so fucking good too

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posting gay art to get people to throw a fit and throwing a fit over someone posting gay art is both equally as deranged, really

The only reason you fucks want Alastor is because of nostalgia so quit whining about it. Ifrit was the better devil arm from 1 anyway

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what they said but also Vergil DMC3 did it already

It's not the gay art that makes people complain, it's when the whole thread fills up with it and posts are nothing but DEMON DICK ASS BOIPUSSY DSL that people get sick of it and complain. But then that hurts the sensitive faggots' feelings and they bring it up every thread even when things are back on topic

Fucking kek dude, calm your tits. I never post images.

Based

>starting shit solely for the sake of starting shit is just as bad as complaining about a thing you don't like
You're mental, seek help.

>how true power comes from friendship and you don't need plot devices
that's misconstruing it. he mentions how their mom didn't choose him over vergil and points out to him that he hurt his own son in the search for power and it still wasn't enough.

Some will tell you the city in 3 was evacuated and the bloodstains in the strip club were just a coincidence so nobody got hurt, there's no point arguing with these people.

>play game for 8-9 hours
>get the faust hat
>make 200k orbs in mission 13
>uninstall

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>Implying I'm not the only Alastorfag in these threads
>Implying I'll stop

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So what's with Cavaliere Angelo?

what message were you trying to convey with this?

??

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quick Yea Forums. I need help.

what is that game when you got inserted into future japan to investigate the progress of super advanced human like robots that didnt even know they're robots. and these robots can impregnate and get pregnant. and turns out your chink teammate is was born from a robot mom. you have a nigger battle buddy on that game.

Thank you user. Very cool!

I believe he was originally going to be called Alastor and won't let it go.
>Reference to a previous devil arm like Gilgamesh and Artemis
>Trish and Alastor are from the same game like Lady/Artemis
>Trish and Alastor are both lightning themed similar to how Artemis and Lady fit into a gunslinger motif
>Cavaliere's lightning is purple like Alastor's instead of Trish's gold lightning
>Cavaliere's bat/dragon design fits Alastor's design almost 1:1 right down to his head resembling the hilt
>Trish has been shown to wield Alastor in past promo art
>Capcom have clearly not forgotten about Alastor because it's in MHW, a recent game

Alastor > Rebellion. Alastor was an actual devil arm with a unique DT and its own special powers with a soul that can stray off to become a villain in another series when he gets bored. Rebellion's just a normal sword whose main power is becoming a better sword which makes itself completely redundant. Ifrit remains based.

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It was romantic seeing them united against Mundus in the image of Sparda and Eva.

Trish looks like Eva. She is not his mother Eva.

You know how they say there are other 7 people who look exactly like you in the world? People be all bangin someone else's mother by that

Vergil is basically the Vegeta of the DMC world.He steals his son's arm so he can get the Yamato and use 110% of his demonic power,defeats Dante and Nero like they are flies THEN eats some kind of godly demon fruit which contains the blood of thousands and get's BTFO by Dante who just stabbed himself with a broken rebellion...

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I think it's more that they wanted to make an Alastor boss but at the same time didn't want to turn Alastor into a brand new devil arm (the bike), so making him an homage through Trish just worked out. The obvious similarities and clear references to Alastor can't be denied by anyone with eyes.

>People be all bangin someone else's mother by that

Everyone is bangin your mother.

Nevan has the same DT as Alastor though and it’s more unique than just a sword. Rebellion has more reach and I’d the iconic Dante sword, wouldn’t be here without it. Sparda is better than both though

Boku no Pico

>Trish looks like Eva. She is not his mother Eva.
Literally his mother clone, weirdo

>Vegeta
WRONG!

fuck you. fuck your sister.

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Binary Domain.

He was probably originally going to be Alastor, but thought Dante had too many swords and swapped it for the bike.

That is true, but I still prefer Alastor to any other sword in DMC except for the Red Queen

It's probably just a visual reference. For instance, Gilgamesh is the name of a metal; it doesn't mean it's the demon form of the weapon from DMC4. It's stated outright that someone encased some Qliphoth roots in the same metal as the gauntlets from DMC4. King Cerberus was a separate demon from DMC3's Cerberus altogether. These aren't the same weapons and demons, but they're still references.

I doubt they ever intended for Caveliere Angelo to be Alastor. I mean, they've been trying to make a bike weapon for Dante since DMC2, so I'm sure that had priority.

thanks

Thank you

Where did the Vitale shit come from?

HE WAS DECEIVED by Arkham ok??

Jester was a great character

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>Nevan has the same DT as Alastor though
Are you blind? Both Alastor and Force Edge are more iconic than Rebellion. Rebellion is dirty by association of first appearing in DMC2, this is why it was killed so DSD could replace it.

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Who the fuck is Brandon? That's Ken-sama

What gets me though is that Trish and Lady were both taken in the same way, to be used as demon enforcers for Urizen. To that end, Lady was merged with the previous devil arm Artemis and the result stemming from the DMC3 weapon is clear. So why is Trish passed off as a generic angelo when Cavaliere doesn't actually resemble one at all? Why does she like that parallel with Lady, a connection to a past devil arm? And why is her demon a male whereas it makes sense for Lady being that she merged with Artemis, a feminine devil arm.

He spanked your butt 'till you believed that, right?

demons got into the ketchup from the food bar, that's all.

Why does she lack that parallel with Lady*

DmCucks on suicide watch. First Itsuno, then this.

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Because Trish is a demon i guess

Ali Edwards is cute, she should have been Trish facemodel

got a link, bud?

Visually they’re different but functionally same thing
>Both Alastor and Force edge are more iconic
Where? I wouldn’t be suprised if the first thing that came to mind when most people think of force edge is 3 Special Editon. Rebellion is Dante’s go to sword since 2, and at least it merged with Sparda and is still here in a form unlike Alastor who has been completely forgotten

Trish's face model is the hottest of the face models, they just fucked her up in-game.

Why is Voltaic BK so good? I just can't stop listening to it and replaying the boss fight

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That's true.

It's just the looks. She has her own personality and memories. No Eva genes. A devil.

Nah she's trash

With Lady, Urizen had a convenient conduit in the form of Artemis lying around, as according to the prequel novel, Trish brought it along with her. With Trish, there was no such thing so Urizen just shoved her in some magic demon metal in a form presumably based off his memories as Nelo Angelo.

Alastor has very demonstrably not been forgotten, Itsuno just doesn't want to even make reference to it for fear of hurting Kamiya's feelings. It was Kamiya's baby to the point that it became its own character in Viewtiful Joe and nearly stole the spotlight from the title character

Why does the guitar sound so low quality though?

Yeah but the novel is written in the context of the game itself. Obviously Alastor isn't gonna be a macguffin lying around in the novel if the game had already been rewritten to scrub any reference of it out

Sounds good to me,what do you mean

DT here
youtube.com/watch?v=S0l6Mahln-A

And Itsuno here
youtube.com/watch?v=yewjgH701_c

I want Stylish Alastor

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It's possible Trish was chosen to power up Cavalerie because of their shared connection to corrupt!Vergil during their time spent as Mundus' slaves.

Eh. Still, it shouldn't be any more valuable to Dante than any other random weapon he's found over the years. It has no sentimental value to him. It's literally just a random sword he found stuck in the wall of a dusty old castle.

>Lady's face model is the hottest of the face
Fix'd

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NOW YOU'VE REALLY CROSSED THE LINE

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fuck
I was supposed to spoil that

Identical
Mom
Clone

YOUR HATE FOR ME IS DIVINE

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Can I use Dante from the get go or is 5 like 4 where DEADWEIGHT consumes most of the missions?

Alastor looks lame and Rebellion has it's own DT that is also more visually distinct than Alasor's

People believing leaks
and now dataminers :^)

MY LOVE YEARNS YOUR SUFFER

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Deadweight + V till mission 10.

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Back to gamefaqs, you already know the answer to this question so stop asking it

ON YOUR GRAVE I ETCH MY PROSPER

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the datamine that user posted was fake wasnt it?

Most of the bosses It'd be hard to fit Alastor in either way. Caveliere was probably just a wholesale reference to DMC1 all around, rather than just a reference to Alastor.

Alastor being turned into Cavaliere gets a bit wonky when you realize both Artemis and Cavaliere are completely artificial. Cavaliere was an angelo created by Mundus that Urizen scooped up along with the other angelos, whereas Artemis is similar to Gilgamesh in that it was an artificial Devil Arm that was given a demon form thanks to using a 'core' (Lady and Qliphoth roots, respectively). Had Cavaliere actually have been Alastor, I'm not so sure he would've used Trish as a core.

ty for spoonfeeding my sick ass.

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TAUNT MORE AS A LURE BUT IT'S NO USE

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promotions?

Oh. I thought maybe it had something to do with the novel. Thanks, btw.

KNOTS TIGHT MY EXCITE I PREPARE THE NOOSE

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Both having air raid doesn't make them the same thing you dummy. Rebellion has never had a unique DT, the most it's gotten is a variant DT in 3. Force Edge was a major plot point in both 1 and 3 (and 4 and 5 if you count Sparda) and was a playable weapon in 1, 3 (both Dante and Vergil) and 4 (also 2 if you count Sparda). For DMC1 Alastor was used in all promo material and all spin-offs drawing from that time include Alastor. Even the MHW collab featured Alastor and Force Edge over Rebellion, when they could have just as easily drawn from 3 or 4 instead. Since 2 the focus has been on Ebony and Ivory much more than Rebellion, and even promos for 5 show Dante with Sparda as much as Rebellion. In 3 Rebellion mattered and was cool, in 4 it was just there and got a pass for being the only DA that didn't suck shit, and in 5 it got replaced by a much better upgrade. Alastor at least remains king of its own games.

SAY NO MORE IT'S TIME FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR MOVE

Rebellion's only DT was a shared variant in 3, in 4 and 5 the DT is Dante's alone and persists without Rebellion equipped or even existing.

>Rebellion's only DT was a shared variant in 3
And Alastor's only DT was a shared variant in 1, so what's your point?

SAY NO MORE ITS TIME FOR YOU TO MAKE YOUR MOVE

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ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES

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It wasnt fake, there's shit in data

He continued using Rebellion in 4 because it's a keepsake weapon from his dad. It has more value to him by default. Alastor is just another sword to him.

MY BLACKENED SOUL LIT BY YOUR FUEL

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Dammit user now I'm sad.

IMPLODES YOUR MORAL AND DRAINS YOUR PRIDE

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Beowulf = Ifrit > Beowulf >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Gilgamesh
Prove me wrong
Anything from 4 aside from Red Queen and Pandora is shit

1's DTs are unique models you pleb, play the games.

BANG BANG BANG
ᶠʳᵘˢᵗʳᵃᵗᶦᵒn ᶦˢ ᵍᵉᵗᵗᶦnᵍ ˢᵐᵃˡˡᵉʳ

Fug

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B-but they were his nightmares! He wouldn't miss them, right?

You do raise a good point in that only artificial demons have been shown to use cores in this series, but another thing I haven't mentioned is that Cavaliere uses certified Alastor moves throughout his bossfight like the lightning AOE complete with charging it like Dante. That would give even more context to Dante's "sorry, but I can read all your moves" line being that he's familiar with both Alastor and Trish.

TOO LATE FOR DEBATE OR RUN AND HIDE

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TIME TO TAKE YOUR LIFE IT TOLLS THE BELL

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Yes, and? We're talking about what's iconic, not what has more sentimental value to Dante in-story. The sawn-off/coyote is more iconic than most weapons in DMC but Dante's tossed two of them away.

I dont understand the mission where v loses his familiars. Was it malphas? Why didnt she just kill him? Why that other dimension was healing his body? Where did the ghost bosses came from and why was se separated from his pets?

TO YOUR HELL I'D LIKE TO WELCOME YYYOOOUUUUUU

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>Malphas
>no Halphas

They're as unique as the 3 DTs, maybe you should actually play the game. They have the same head, torso and legs, Ifrit has added gauntlets and greaves, while Alastor has wings. The models are also identical in color, but with a different glow.

Wasn't Malphas a hardcore Urizen fangirl? Maybe she considered V to be equitable to Urizen and wanted to heal him up but keep him to herself in a creepy obsessive Misery sort of way.

Gee Vergil, Eva lets you have two Beowulfs?

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But you already kill Mundus' son in DMC4...

I just assumed they broke down after eaxh adventure so Dante decided to make one specially designed to be able to endure his power. According to DMC5, every gun Dante ever owned broke down after one job each before he got Ebony and Ivory.

That's not how you spell Owen

I like her a lot too. A pity she didn't translate well as Trish in game

She wanted a Vbf

I mean Balrog
fuck

Trish's fighting style is just a copy of Dante's.

>Beowulf twice
SURELY, the first Beowulf is actually Balrog, right?

I'm sure there's a better answer but I just chalked it up to demon dimension fuckery since his familiars are physical manifestations of demon memories.

They don't have the same head or legs, just the torso markings, and they're only identical in colour if you ignore half of their colours. 3's are far more similar to each other.

Gilgamesh has very satisfying charge attacks, while Beo's are the lamest in the series

kek

nice

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Who? And even then he wasnt half human

Berial is Mundus' son

Hola, Rubén!

What

Nigga, Mundus has a bunch of those. Trish is his kid too, but she nearly dued from falling rocks.

>my sister's an idiot
>why doesn't she put on a shirt?
>she's never going to get married, is she?
>oh great she's probably going to be a spinster
>I guess I'm the only one who can continue the Sparda bloodline
>I think Guy is abusing her
>why do I feet a draft on my ch-
>dammit Dauntie

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Beowulf is balanced around speed so its charges are less impressive to make up for it. Gilgamesh only has satisfying charge attacks because the only other weapons are Rebellion which is just okay and Lucifer which is fucking ass. If Gilgamesh existed in a game with A&R and Nevan it would be trash because those few charges is all it has and nothing else. This is why Ifrit remains king of the charge fists, it struck a perfect balance.

DRAWFAGS PLEASE DO THIS ONE. MAKE IT SO THAT THE GUY HOLDING THE LIGHTER IS NICO AND THE ONE HOLDING THE CHICKEN IS DANTE. V IS THE WORRIED LAD AT THE BACK AND OF COURSE GRIFFON IS THE CHICKEN

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>Someone actually bothered to make this image

Kamiyafags, I'm worried.

No but those data can be left there unused. They do not confirm new content being released in the future. still it's nice to hope for new content, just don't take it for granted

>torso markings
The entire torso model
>the same head or legs
I honestly maybe misremembering the head, but as I said the legs are the same, Ifrit just has greaves added on top
>if you ignore half of their colours
The models have factually identical colors. The orange/purple glow is not a part of the model

Why do DMC4's general body proportions look fucking weird to me?
Everyone's legs are too long and the heads look small.

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I'm used to no DT until Mission 7 but jesus fuck, why did they make Nero's arms limited? He's just useless and the alternative is a brick summoner

>Both Alastor and Force Edge are more iconic than Rebellion.

>Alastor
>Forge Edge
>Iconic

One of these is not like the other, user. Stop trying so hard. You're just making Kamiyafags look bad.

i'm going to need a souce on that

All I can think is either it was Malphas but that doesn't really make any sense as Malphas was all for Urizen winning and wanted to stop V, or it was a side-effect of basically dying in the Qliphoth and overcoming the mirages gave him a second shot at life (like, maybe the mirages were nightmares like his summons were, and he had to defeat them to keep going). Either way shit's trippy and doesn't really make much sense.

of fucking course
Balrog has that Muspelheim Blade of Chaos feel

More people have played DMC3 than DMC1. Rebellion has been a core feature in more games, so naturally it has way more exposure and is thus more iconic by default.

What the fuck am I even looking at here

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Berial: "Wrapped in flames, the Demon Berial was born and raised in The Underworld, a land known for its barbarity. As prince to the Demon Emperor, who has been sealed away, Berial faced ruling The Underworld alone." art of the devil artbook

Mate you can look it up, their heads are completely different, the legs are the greaves so saying they have the same legs aside from the greaves is ridiculous you might as well say they have the same wings aside from Ifrit not having winds, and they have different markings over their entire bodies (outside of the torso) which are blue and red respectively outside of the glowing effects.

WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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anime proportions compared to DMC5's real human scans

Probably the same reason bayo is so lanky, hitbox reasons or something.

Makes me wonder what he’d have done if he could’ve made a second DMC game

i think it's the Fortuna girl considering V is Vergil's human side.

OC? Self insert? Patty.

Someone's OC

Him being the prince doesn't mean he's Mundus' son. Mundus is the prince of darkness, that doesn't mean he's the son of darkness.

V smoochin up on his mommy

Laughed.

"Heroic" proportions taken a bit too far, just like with Deus Ex Human Revolution.

"prince of darkness" is another name for the devil not the hierarchical position

Genderbent DMC makes me harder than any porn ever could

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>two posts a minute apart randomly calling out kamiyafags
Not this time shit-stirrer, not everything is about your perceived fanbase wars that only exist in your head.

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>Son of dante.

>Vergil and Dante have "My son could totally beat up your son." fights.
>Including at family picnics.
>Eventually they convince nero to 'fight' Dante Jr.
>Doesnt take it seriously because the kid is only like six years old.
>Starts taking it seriously when the kid pulls out a tricycle, splits it into some kind of nunchucks and DT's
>The sound of motercycle revving is mixed with tricycle bell dinging.
The tricycle is actually a cerberus puppy that Jr managed to befriend.

>Vergil does nothing but lose
>Still gets to have the title "Alpha and Omega" for some reason

The apple doesn't fall far from the tree kek

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How much did DMC5 sell my niggas? I want quality single player action games to stat alive so i bought it for $60

Time for bayonetta 3 next

>More people have played DMC3 than DMC1
Says who? Every single sales source including Capcom themselves shows DMC1 has sold more than DMC3.

He's the beginning and the end, you idiot.

self given title
he even drew the font himself

The god of losers?

The upper part of the legs is the same
The thing is, DT designs from 1 are not nearly as memorable as 3

Because he was the beginning and the end of the events of the story, are you too stupid to get that?

>virgin dante
>invited to 18yr old b day party
pick one

And princes aren't always born of the king.

>I think Guy is abusing her
Sexually bullying!

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Was it kino?

WAKE UP

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true but I doubt Mundus wouldn't make anyone but his offspring the heir to the throne

DMC is always a kino.

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It is easier to remember a single DT over different ones.

holy fuck im now diamonds

Says the fact that DMC3 has had more releases. And even if DMC1 did have more sales than DMC3, DMC3SE and DMC3SE (PC) combined, Rebellion has still appeared in four games while Alastor only appeared in one. So unless you're contending that DMC1 outsold DMC3, 4 and 5 all combined, you must accept that Rebellion has had far more exposure.

DMC1's DTs were ugly anyway. It's more the graphics' fault than the designs, though.

it seems verg is unlikely to have kids but that happened

I knew he had it in him

Nothing about Berial other than the thing stating he's the prince suggests any kind of relation to Mundus. I find it more likely he appointed Berial to the position because he is useful since he shows some actual smarts compared to nearly every other demon (especially in 4) more than I find it likely that Mundus' actual son is a weak flaming cheeto horse.

I wish I could tell you, user, but that's another part where the story just falls off

I want this doujin/fanfic, let the fanbase patch up Bingo's plot holes

No, it's because the designs 1 are more generic, less detailed and only appear while attacking.
Also, calling them the same design but at the same time implying that 1's are very different is disengenious

Porn should just quit trying, because you're never gonna out sex this crazy bitch and her autistic sister

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Nigga, all of Mundus' kids are weak. Trish is prime example of that.

3 having more releases doesn't mean Capcom's own lifetime sales figures are suddenly wrong, user. Rebellion has certainly had more exposure, that doesn't make it more iconic. Red Queen has had more exposure than Nevan but I'd bet my bottom red orb that more people would recognise a lightning guitar that shoots bats as a DMC thing over recognising RQ as one, they'd probably guess it's from Final Fantasy.

reminder that genderbends are still gay

Why is Spards nerfed? It doesn't feel as powerful like in the older games

> I find it more likely he appointed Berial to the position because he is useful since he shows some actual smarts compared to nearly every other demon
That's the thing, there isn't a point in doing that if Mundus can create demons with that intelligence and more powerful (Phantom and Griffon).

Trish is a lab experiment, not a kid, and she was still strong enough that Dante needed her help to not get killed by Mundus.

OH SHIT YES

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what the fuck is that

Dead weight's mating noises

Do you actually believe that if you asked a group of people, more people would recognize Alastor than Rebellion? Or that more people would recognize Nevan than Red Queen?

Phantom was a raging fucking asshole, he'd be completely unsuitable to the job, better as a general of the armies like he was. Griffon could have done it but a rotting bird doesn't really inspire confidence in the people, Berial at least looked the part.

user she almost died from falling rocks.

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Nero what the fuck

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Arent Vergilfags weebs?

did they bring back the CUHRAZEE combos?

Found a non-dt one
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>Phantom
>Powerful
On what fucking planet? Dante casually killed like three of those in the course of a few hours.

If they were stuck in the past and prefer Alastor over Rebellion or Nevan over Red Queen? Sure they would.

Literally anyone else would go for the more recognizable DMC weapons and call out Rebellion and Red Queen.

Shit, most people prefer Rebellion and Sparda over DSD.

"Niiice"

Remember when Mundus was emperor? Now randomly retconned to king

user, what do you think "iconic" means? Because I think there's a gross misunderstanding here.

Delet this

Didn't nuking something in the Drakengard series result in space AIDS?

>we will never get Vakyrie-tier bosses
why

That must be some really intense chewing gum.

Around 2 million shipped in the first 2 weeks.

Yes, that's kind of what this entire argument has been about. Feel free to disagree but the fact remains in 11 years Rebellion has gotten nothing but a shitty redesign and being replaced after a single mission while FE and Alastor got put into MHW like a year ago despite their game coming out in 2001. And a lightning guitar that shoots bats is clearly more distinct than a sword that just has exhausts on it.
>calling others stuck in the past when you can't accept DSD is a flat upgrade

And Berial was weak, something the demon world seems to hate especially if it's prince.
Phantom only died twice once by the spike in DMC1 and 2nd by Dante in DMC2, he fought DMC1 Dante 3 times.

yeah, nuking the faceless gods resulted in the Nier series
yfw Qlippoth being nuked is the source of GE Oracle Cells

Dante almost died to Gilver's cock and ball torture, everyone makes mistakes man.

Those guys are sexy as fuck.

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>DSD
>Upgrade

Speaking of Monster Hunter bullshit, that's exactly what DSD is.

And resorting to fucking crossovers instead of the actual games is nothing short of desperate, user.

>outgoing, trendy, spunky tomboy sister
>reclusive, autistic, humorless weaboo sister
>the weeb is the one that gets pregnant and continues the family bloodline
What the fuck someone put a baby in her before it's too late.

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This shit gave me really unexpected and terrifying ASMR

Berial doesn't need to prove his strength because anyone fucking with him would be fucking with Mundus and every demon knows not to fuck with Mundus (until buggy boy came along anyway).

I don't get why everyone hates them, are they much worse on DMD? Just clash with revolver/ice age then combo.

Nerdrage sword drama aside, Sparda's redesign is fucking awesome. They totally nailed it.

Would Trish even be any good without Sparda? Seems to me like that thing's the only reason she was ever able to keep up with Dante at all.

Nah, it was better in 4. Its large frame really made it seem like something you'd need super strength to wield properly.

You know that Itsuno doesn't write these games, right?

That's what I'm saying but there would be no reason why Mundus need to baby weak Beria unless he was his son or something seeing as Mundus was had no problem with killing his most loyal general when he lost to the chad Dante.

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Berial's actually pretty strong. It's just that Dante and Nero are way stronger.

>Nero's hot aunt still treats him like a kid
>this means she gets close, hugs him, and presses up against him with no sexual intent
>the feeling of her soft, sweet-smelling body makes Nero blush
>Kyrie is always upset when Dauntie comes to visit but hides it by being sweet
>Dauntie can never pick up on when she's pissed so this all just continues
>Vergelia just watches on because she knows Dauntie will never stop doing this

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DSD is a straight upgrade, it is an ugly weapon but so are Rebellion and Sparda, DSD brings all the QoL improvements Reb lacked in 4 while bringing entirely new moves that promote an entirely new playstyle with it. Even if you prefer the older sword's looks, gameplay-wise it is absolutely a straight upgrade without downsides. And we're talking about what's more iconic here, what gets used in crossovers is directly relevant to that. Do you just not know what iconic means? It isn't about preference.

why couldn't it of been called "Alastor Angelo"? best of both worlds

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>Ken-sama canonically has a girlfriend
WHAT THE FUCK

It's not about babying him, it's about him being useful as an overseer/manservant type. Mundus probably spends all his time in his lab jacking off over his new weapons, he ain't got time to handle the day-to-day running of hell, leave that to some other nigger. Again I just can't accept that Mundus' (the space harrier tentacle monster) actual son is a spicy dorito horse.

why did Urizen make Lady/Trish into demon henchmen? he said it would "make him more powerful" but they dont do jack shit

youre telling me the concept art and face was meant before episode 7 was even released? was it done before episode 7's concept art?

Wait what, when does he say take this hand and shove it up your ass?

They collect sacrifices for him and kill would be usurpers. He can't move because he's connected to the Qliphoth.

THOSE WERE DEVIL ROCKS!
>struggled to lift malnourished V up.
Why u gotta do my girl like this, Itsuno

>So shit at Dante that all my friends at /dmc/ would laugh at my retarded gameplay
I'm past it now but I literally choked on mission 10 of Bloody Palace trying retarded shit on Antenoras and I've beaten SoS. I've stayed in my comfort zone with Nero too long

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They have their qliphoth root, they were harvesting blood.
Cavaliere even had a cool horse.

>Matt Walker: We've been making this game for a while! When we saw Adam Driver, we were like 'oh man'. We were making this before Star Wars Episode 7!
>Hideaki Itsuno: We were sort of surprised! When we started making the game, the new characters were the ones we started to work on - so Nico, V - we came up with those designs early on. And we went to see Star Wars and saw Kylo Ren and we were like 'oh man, he looks just like him!' If you ever come to Osaka we'll show you the designs, how we've made them, what order, when that was and prove there's nothing to do with Kylo Ren!

Of course he does, dummy. Do you think that Itsuno just tells Bingo to write a DMC and then he just makes whatever the hell Bingo jots down? That's not how it works. Itsuno is the director, he is in charge of everything, he tells Bingo what he wants to happen (such as Vergil's return) and Bingo (and his team) works on making the scenarios for it under Itsuno's guidance. That's how directing works. Bingo being lead writer doesn't mean he has direct control over everything.

Cute titties

I mean considering she did fuck all in DMC1 and, you know, nearly died from falling rocks, I'd say the damage was done a long time ago.

Artemis was guarding a root and Cavaliere was given a Geryon to go fuck shit up. Why do you think Nero and V spent all that time cutting down the big blood-filled Qliphoth roots?

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>literally a caduceus
What did capcom mean by this? A symbol of duality?

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>Lady Dante is just as autistic as Vergil when it comes to men and acts over the top to cover it up
>Lady Virgil melted and lost her Ice Queen persona when she met the man of her dreams
Absolutely moe

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Good thing they didn't, then... Lest the Qliphoth spawns DmC2

Nero and V were destroying Qlipoth roots for fun, absolutely not to weaken urizen or anything like that.

>lost her ice queen persona
haha no, she was still acting stuck up and haughty even as she was getting cummed inside.

Fix ur fukn sord Nero

gee I wonder why vergil is wearing a symbol of duality in a game where he divides himself into two beings

To be fair even Nero struggled to lift V.
They seem to make the effort of dragging people much worse than it is.
She also lost Spardaas a crutch.

Rebellion is fucking beautiful you deadshit, don't believe what your sight assist dog tells you
That said, people who don't use DSD because muh rebellion are retarded. I just use the mod that changes it to Rebellion's model

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Remember kiddo, you're only casual if you give up

why didn't Vergil just touch Nero's willy? he would of got all embarrassed leaving himself wide open for a counterattack

I mean it's hot as hell, but I like the idea of cute, passionate baby making sex fueled entirely by love

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That's dishonorable.

>Probably doesn't remember them because they commited suicide by Dante to end his suffering
>However he still feels sad at times when he sees stuff ressembling them but doesn't really know why
GOD DAMN IT NOT LIKE THIS

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I don't think Berial would be on Phantom or Griffon's level of strength though if Nero at age 18 can treat him like a joke.
Mundus is notorious for leading the underworld I doubt he cares about weapons or anything not involving Sparda or invading the human world

HATTO

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youtube.com/watch?v=yewjgH701_c&feature=youtu.be
fuck i legit teared up

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I curse my stars in bitter grief and woe
When am I gonna see those titties tho

5 Rebellion is the ugliest Rebellion and the only people who like it are children who can't let go of their past, fite me fgt

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>we will never get to see Vergil tipping Dr.Faust

Is that walt jr?

I'll save you the trouble.

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How about she was exhausted by the time those devil rocks fell? Isn't that what Vergilfags and Dantefags say about Nero going all shonen anime at them? Or when Mundus made Vergil his sex slave?

Same my dude. And some retards call dmc5 soulless

>Dauntie keeps getting bullied by Guy for money but she only takes it because she thinks he's hot and wants him to pin her to the wall and violently make out with her
>Guy makes the mistake of visiting her business while she's in heat
>He bursts in and demands his 90% cut from the last job he had a fairly minimal part in
>Dauntie has her chair turned and doesn't respond
>Guy asks her if she's deaf and gets closer
>He goes forward a few steps
>stops cold
>he hears her breathing heavily and lightly moaning
>steps back a little
>Dauntie kung fu flips out of her chair
>she's completely topless and her jeans are undone
>the smell of sex pheromones wafts through the room as she zips around
>Guy tries to defend himself
>he's on his back before he can get Kalina Ann out
>Dauntie is straddling him and panting heavily, with a crazed look in her eyes
>starts running her hands over his chest and eerily giggling (and drooling)
>starts making out with him before he can do anything
>makes out with him so hard he's starting to pass out from lack of breath
>Dauntie grinds against his dick
>her pants slip down
>her panties slip off
>his dick is just at her entrance
>Trent bursts in and asks where the fuck Guy is
>he stops mid-sentence
>wishes Guy good luck and closes the door
>from then on, Guy made sure to find out the pattern of Dauntie's ovulation so he could avoid showing up when she's in heat
>one more slip up and he's going to be a dad

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>I WON'T LET YOU DI- WHAT THE FUCK

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GET YOUR EYES CHECKED

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She's loves him intensely, but she's still an ice queen

>In DMC6 Dante goes on a rampage in the underworld forcing every demon to wear a Faust Hat

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>I doubt he cares about weapons
Are you fucking serious? Nelo Angelo, Nightmare (beta and gamma we know of, possibly more), Gilver (and an unnamed Dante clone), Trish, Blades and Assaults, Scudo, Proto, and Cavaliere Angelo are all weapons Mundus created. Dude's got a hardon for it.

>Guy
Lad

>Guy
>Lad
Dude

Get your tastes checked, pleb.

>Guy
>Lad
>Dude
No Way Fag

Do you take constructive criticism?

SOUL

R63 is still just gay. Say what you want about homos but at least they aren't living a lie like you faggots.

IMAGINE

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Next time call them his creations like a normal person

Rebellion was always ugly, 5 is the best it has ever looked

So say DLC comes out and it is much the same as DMC4 with Lady taking Nero's missions and Trish taking Dante's but with 3 characters.

What 3 characters would you use and for what missions
Hardmode: Don't include Trish just as filler

Nightmare's technically an unthinking bioweapon

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Jester, Mundus and Patty

yeah but it's probably the only creation of his that is referred to as a weapon.

Fuck yeah I do

Finally caught up after playing 1-4 on the PS4. Are there any reasons not to get DMC5 on PS4? I heard something about censorship.

Nightmare is literally just a weapon, the angelos are just suits of armour without a host, and everything else but Trish is programmed without any real will of their own. There are more weapons than not-weapons.

Depends. Was it an actually well thought out scenario of what if this dude was a woman, or just an excuse to get your dick sucked and trying to avoid teh gay?
The former makes you a nerd, the latter makes you gay and in denial.
Also here's your (You).

The fuck is this weird shit?

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>imagine R63 Dante pinning demons against a gray wall, that's the same color of her fucking boring bitch-ass character who imperonates aunties becuase she's literally an unholy wretch with no dignity whatsoever, while at the same time the demon-whore who suckled Mundus' big red tri-clits and had so much piss-stained demon cum splurged all over her hair, it got dyed blond, is being fisted with pizza up her matrix-2000 black tomboy pants ripped apart, so hard the term yeast infection gets a new meaning, and with her last whoreish, skanky, moans she licks up the crusty, hell-cum from her ps2-triangle breasts, leaving her rent unpaid, yet her womb stuffed to the brim

This is so true. I don't like all the retcon or some of the shitty storytelling in DMC5, but still It's hard to shitalk Itsuno. He's such a gem in the video game industry.

This isn't /trash/.

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They removed it a few days ago, according to an article. Haven't played the cutscene to confirm it.

>if I really think about this man being a woman, I mean REALLY think about it, then it's not gay
No that's fucking wrong you retard. Putting more thought into it just makes it more gay.

he
is
not
punk
he
doesnt
even
listen
to
it

You can't be a goddamn punk, listen to EDM and run an orphanage of kids, there's just no way.

Precisely. I know we're all pretty invested in the story but at the end of the day, DMC5 is a fucking amazing game and not because of the plot.

Temen ni gru was a falseflag created by (((angels))) to create a human-demon war. Think about it. Angels say they don't exist in dmcuniverse. It's just a ploy to go unnoticed and rule the human and demon realm afte we kill each other.

Lady for Nero's levels like 4
Vergil for Dante's like 3
Phantom for V like 1

Credo for Nero
Vergil, for Dante
Lady for V

More please

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Artemis lasers can't melt demon beams.

All of Mundus's creations besides Nightmare and the angelos have their own thoughts,beliefs and free will.Nightmare is the only demon that's pointed out to not have a conscious and Mundus is stated to control the angelos besides that the other demons chose to follow Mundus due to instincts,might makes right or out of loyalty which is shown with Griffon.

Vergil for Nero, Trish for Dante, Lady for V. Or you know just let us play every fucking level as every character.

JUDGEMENT CUTS CAN'T MELT QLIPHOTH ROOTS

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Is 200k a lot or something?

>when the night ends it's not over we fight through to get closer
What did the song mean by this

YHWH is a dick in DMCverse
probably chilling out all day in the clouds eating and drinking an endless supply of doritos and wine

Nico as a V reskin but she can only summon her van

Would be nice and achievable if Nero didn't have the 2 the grim grip sections that Istuno believes we should segment all characters because of it

Nero is reminiscing about the first time he Judgement Nutted

Btfo

and they say fujos are bad

Griffon isn't ever said to be one of Mundus' creations. It may seem like it because Griffon has a core but out of everything it's confirmed that Mundus did actually create only one thing (Nightmare) has a core, the rest do not. I imagine the cores are separate things that either act as conduits (since DMC1 is about demons possessing real-world things more than actually crossing over, like the marionettes and mini-Phantoms made out of earth or the plasmas) or they help keep Griffon together after he got his shit wrecked 2000 years back. Either way, not one of his creations that we know of.

Only if the not-guy-here is sucking you off in the end.
If you're doing it cuz why not, then it ain't gay, just incredibly lame.
Here's another (You)

He probably could've and refused to. Kamiya is cool like that, actually passionate about what he does, as opposed to just wanting to be a showman for others.

You're just saying this because you're not in that position and Trish/Eva are pretty attractive. I really doubt you would want to fuck someone that was a perfect lookalike or your mother

Just have him do the dumb summoned sword thing, but only with the grim grips and keep darkslayer like it was in 3.

why hasn't Capcom hired Kamelot to compose a Dante and Vergil theme yet?

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Shut up dead weight.

It's both gay and incredibly lame. Save your (you)s, just accept the truth quietly.

What if Nero fucks her instead, is it still wrong?

I've tried to make OST mods but for the life of me I don't understand what kind of encoding they use for WAVE files. RE2 got OST mods pretty fast, I wonder if the encoding is different.

nothing, besides the gameplay this game is a 7/10 at best

No I'm referring to the "every fucking level as every character" part

>Sees youtube video title in image
>Types a request for the link into Yea Forums instead of the title into the youtube search bar, then waits for a reply with the link

It got him SDT nigga

>You know____right?
Can you please fuck off to reddit?

Ah, even then Dante, V, Vergil, and Trish can teleport, just have them trick to the grip then trick to where the grip would have put Nero, if Lady doesn't get another rocket launcher with a bayonet-wire just give her a grappling hook like Batman, done.

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im posting it

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>WE'RE FALLING TOGETHER!!!

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>Haven't even played the game
>Know dead weight memes

>Can you please ___?
Reddit's that way, bud.

Don't you ever respond to me again you fucking newfag I am not in the mood for your stupid nonsense today.

Heavy flow today? Maybe you should take a nap.

I don't care what anyone says I got a boner from this. Female Dante acting sex curayzee is kino

Cheer up Crew Cut

Aphrodisiac

He has, just seething

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I figured it out fuckers

get roasted

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>___'s that way, bud.
kys nigger

Guy is gonna be a dad no matter what he tries to do. Dauntie wil have a daughter!

far enough, then Trish the blades, frosts and blitz still acting on their own accord even when Mundus is sealed shows they have mind of their own.

>kys
back to twitter kiddo

fuck

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>back to ___ kiddo
Who let in the Habbo refugees?

man dies circa 1943 colorized

>acting on their own accord
The only one acting on their own accord is Trish, the others are just fucking shit up because that's what they're programmed to do.

Come one dude I just got to this floor for the first time and on my first try as Nero I almost killed them all except I got blindsided by the last one at the end right as I killed his friend. With Dante I'm pretty sure you can spam Ice Age or Balrog in general.

Eternal kino. Brings me back when i was a teen doing nothing but dmc3se BP binge

to that one user who linked Blue Stahli's Armageddon song, fuck you I now cannot get the song out of my head

man I miss the triple portals and the Stage Backgrounds from 3 BP, that DMD stage was pure kino.

>Sparda locked his power in the DSSparda
>Dante absorbed it
>Dante got a power boost from daddy on top of his human side and demon side unifying.

>guys if we wait until the laser's turned off I think we got him
What the hell did you think was gonna happen using the move with the longest cooldown against the fastest enemies in the game? I want a drawfag to make a laughing Furies for posts like this.

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You can’t nuke Jew Magic

>we are stuck with virgin Dante forever
>Devil Trigger
>DT
>doutei (virgin)
>DT
It's pottery.

i wasnt really thinking beyond LASER BIG KILL BLAST BEAM AAAAAAAAA

>topless Dauntie in brown jeans and combat boots
JUDGEMENT NUT

He got his plot device only with help from his friends, checkmate demons.

Just parry them bro

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Yes, hes basically fucking his granny

The qliphoth tree levels were more interesting than the temem ni gru

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That's simply false.

Tememe negro was backtracking boring

I'm totally fine with rule63 but this shit was somehow just fucking disgusting

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>Matt forgot his passport
Probably shitposting here right now.

....but can't like.....the 1/4 demon offset everything . Technically the demon side comes from verg-.....oh nevermind, FUCK.

being "programmed" to do something is different than being mind controlled, just because they were made to be more bestial in nature doesn't mean that they aren't acting on their own accord within their nature.

AGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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YOU CANNOT KILL MEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Looks like you got enlightened

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Just admit Trish was a mistake, she could LOOK like Eva but not be a fucking IDENTICAL CLONE

Those thighs look like chicken legs wtf lol

I died here too, with Nero on super cuz I had barely any health. Dad can't stop being a faget to me.

This is the point where the orb revive is acceptable

What if Nero's mom also looks like Eva.

>uses tools from his family instead of slaughtering people for power
It's really not hard to understand

M'user

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But she don't, atleast by dmc4 model

Based r63 pasta poster

But that's just speculation we don't know for sure that's her. They could totally change shit.

What? Dante was a dickhead to every single other character throughout the entire game and kept ignoring them because of his "kill Vergil" erection. He only discovered his plot devices because V told him about Yamato's power and Dante treated V like shit.

We might, slim chance, have gotten an alternate take on Bayonetta starring Dante's Mom as an umbral witch. Sparda husbando summon skills and weaves.

>Precisely. I know we're all pretty invested in the story but
It's because of the characters! They are so entertaining, you just want for the lore and plot to fit around them nicely, but alas, between the developer's vision, the budget, time constraints, pressure from fan demand and what else...

>DMC5 is a fucking amazing game and not because of the plot
The highlights of DMC5 are definitely the combat and engaging characters

Alright thread is on bump limit.
Time for my round 2 on BP w/ Dante vergil dabbed on me.
Post ending in 0 chooses my loadout and battle music.
You can limit my style(s) too

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On a scale from 1-10 how upset would you be if Itsuno retcons Nero to be 3/4 angel?

>Alright thread is on bump limit
It's not? yet

Only Rebellion and E&I
Combichrist - Never Surrender

9,8

Itsuno already said that there are no angels

You may only have Balrog and Cerberus in your melee slots and you have to use Gunslinger exclusively

BANG BANG BANG
PULL MY DEVIL NIGGER

Crimson Cloud

DSD, Sparda, Rebellion

KA, KAII, Double KA

Someone needs to mod Nero/Dante into Skyrim. Only their old models exist.

Dante! My Birthday Party!!!!!!

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There are no angels in DMC.

If it's explained well and new kick ass angel enemies and bosses are in DMC6 I wouldn't care tbqh

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Dante costumes

5 >= 1 > 3 > 4 > 2

Nigga it was hypothetical you cunt sniffer, answer the question!

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Guns and Cavaliere only, Gunslinger only. Use this for battle music.

youtube.com/watch?v=dsh9xzTCFRk

It can't be...

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looks like we have a winner

EVERY
SINGLE
FUCKING
TIME
SERIOUSLY HOW???!!!

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>Nuking Qliphoths
They will just come back again next turn brah

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Best post results, user.

winrar

Cool. Will deliver results in about 5 hours.

but DMC and bayonetta are in the same universe according to kamiya

Yeah, the dmc4 model of neros mom looks like fucking Kyrie.
Incest runs deep into that family i tell you.

No they're not

>0

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Capcom rises
Bethesda and Bioware tanking
What a time to be alive

Patty~

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new thread

anyone else still riding the high of dmc finally being back
because I am

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Not only DMC is back, he saved the industry and is a fucking success

God bless Itsuno

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The personality of someone changes how you see them, but also simple things like hairstyle and make up can change one a lot.
Somebody modded Eva's hair on Trish and some say she looks much better (I think she looks weird with it). Some find Eva DMC5 model milf material but Trish ugly at the same time, when they share the same 3D face model.

Arghhhh! I haven't been able to move on from Mission 10 HaH for 3 days now! It's like being stuck in a fucking time loop! Fuck this mission! Fuck this shitty Style Ranking! Fuck the fucking cancerous Hell Judecca!

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>Tfw this is our final flight
youtube.com/watch?v=pytZGFQyPVU
I'm gonna miss you chucklefucks, it really has been a bash.

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