Witness is now free on Epic Store

Why would I pirate when I can redeem free games then sell the account for actual money?

based epic

Steam does both though, free games as well as giveaways.

>using account selling and piracy in the same sentence
you dumb nigga they could just pirate themself

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
DLETE THISS

And yet I continue to make money selling accounts.

Origin has done this since forever. Since I already have Origin and Steam installed, I'm not downloading epikk

>oh wow epic are so generous giving away free games. This is definitely not a limited time way to hook people in that will eventually stop entirely so they can screw us for it later

When was the last worthwhile giveaway on Steam?

I watch free games like a hawk and let me give you a hint: It has been months since a last decent giveaway

seething

Did you not play Subnautica? Did you not play Transistor?

>Did you not play Subnautica?

Steam never gave Subnautica away for free. What?

What I mean is who the fuck cares about giveaways, it's always shit everybody played already if they cared about that game even a little.

>implying the games are free
>implying you aren't paying by installing their shitty chink spyware
>implying you aren't paying by giving your info to the Chinese

>Nooooo I was tricked into getting an account with Subnautica! Fuck you Epic!

>it's always shit everybody played already if they cared about that game even a little.

Never played Subnautica and didn't want to give the devs money

Never played Thimbleweed Park but the price was too much for my blood

Never played Axiom Verge, just wasn't on my radar

Everything else is gravy - the only exception is Super Meat Boy which I have played, and it's an awful, awful game.

>implying you have proof of any of that
>implying your not just a seething steam fag pushing your own petty bullshit narrative

NOOOOOOOOOOOO THIS WASN'T SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN
>*shits diapee*
YOU MESSED WITH THE WRONG FANS, GEARBOX
>*has mom change his diaper while he rants*
I'M GONNA LEAVE BROWN DOWNVOTES ON YOUR GAME LIKE I LEAVE BROWN STREAKS IN MY UNDERWEAR
>*bashes in keyboard with cheetoh covered fingers*
I'LL DESTROOOY YOU GEARBOX IF IT'S THE LAST THING I DO
>*erps with his furfag friend that he met while playing TF2 to calm himself*

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>Tencent has a minority share in Epic
>Therefore the Chinese government is stealing your information

Simple mathematics fellow 200 iq comrade

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40% is a pretty significant minority share, especially when the only other person who has a significant share in the company is Tim Sweeney.

It's still his call

I like how there's no PS+/XBL service involved so Yea Forums can't even do it's usual ">free" shitposting routine

I already bought these games shortly after they came out. I'm still giddy about them being free now. These are two nice games I'd recommend people try out, especially now that they are being legally free.

This lol - Yea Forums instead has to come up with conspiracy theories

In fact, we should start calling Free Weekends "(((FREE))) weekends"

Oh boy! Another free game that I don't want!
I sure am thankful to our benevolent Chinese overlords.

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Oh boy I can't wait to do the same puzzle 100 times from epic developer john blow. The puzzles stand for the ways in which humanity is all the same and at the same time different in the timeline of our lives and rape is bad. Don't say nigger. Fuck a fat guy for your wife tonight.

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Yea Forums still likes it for some reason

When has Yea Forums ever liked it? I didn't even recognize it until I looked it up and remembered I saw a video on it talking about why you shouldn't play it.

I'm already not even enticed by free games anymore. So much shit is thrown at me it's not even funny. I already have The Witness AND Transistor from PS+ even, so if I ever wanted to play them, I'm already able to.

They should do something more like the Switch eShop where buying a game nets you store credit towards later purchases. At least then I can choose what "free" game I get.

Never understood the hate, I'm starting to think this website gave a voice to the mentally unstable and undesirable. Maybe people are comparing it to myst series?