What's your excuse?

What's your excuse?

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Japanese games suck.

im gay

Yes but that means he plays video games and game journalists dont. Its an unfair advantage to be able to play video games.

Sekiro movie mode when?

never
buy my game

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I always thought the "we played through this" thing was complete bullshit. How could he possibly have the time to play through everything while making a videogame? Just look how hard they ran out of budget in Dark Soul 1 for example, there's no way he had time to test play every area while having to work overtime to meet deadlines

>game director not playing the game he is directing his team to make
You're a special kind of stupid.

>implying that isn't absolute bullshit
rayman 1 all over again

I did beat the game but it wasnt really fun. I feel like the reason people love the supposed difficulty of the game is they finally have something they can show off without actually playing pvp games. Its like they got bodied all their lives and finally a game where they can cheese the bosses theyre walking around all smug pretending to be god gamers or something

>action game
wait I thought all Fromsoftware games are hack&slash games

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souls games are not hard nor that long
especially since you know everything about it since you fucking designed it

They're JRPGs.

>Sekiro movie mode when?

They could call it Sekino

He's not a programmer or something. He's got plenty of free time to playtest his game.

Oh no, different cultures act weird!!!

Men kissing men on the mouth is faggy in every culture.

you should feel bad for this one

lol if it was at a Ubisoft party and not a Sony Japan Studio party you'd be up in arms about it

i literally have no arms or legs and i need to type with my lips
pls gib ez mode

wrong

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I love how the german chris chan got baited into buying Sekiro since he is a huge weebo and the setting sold it to him.

He gave up after 7 parts and claims Sekiro & Darksouls have the worst fight systems in any game while being butthurt for buying it

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You want movie game, play DMC V

Damn i didnt know it was like that.

>german chris chan

the term is a "lolcow"

If i told them its okay in my culture for fathers to kiss their sons in lips, murricans would freak out like apes.

I would say he is the king of lolcows, he/the hate delivers more content than chris chan did

Most people on the planet would freak out like apes if you told them homosexual incest was okay in your culture. That's the type of cultural degeneracy the glorious imperialists used to wipe out in the good old days.

>"we played through this" thing was complete bullshit.

Maybe for western AAA studio's who just make movies with filler "gameplay" segments. But not for actual real game companies. Holy fuck how are you meant to make the game fun if you don't play it to see if it works.

Yeah, this was identified as a major reason for old games being hard aside from arcade ports. The creators were good at it having spent time playtesting it and generally knowing what to do. Now most dev teams are gigantic abominations parceled into little teams that don't communicate, so such a thing is not possible. Also, most people don't finish games or get anywhere remotely near finishing them, so providing a good product isn't necessary and your game director doesn't strictly need to pay attention to every second of gameplay to tweak it to his liking. Only sales matter, so focus group testing will often tell you everything you need to know.

Also, you can just copy whatever your competitors are doing. Just make a skeleton of "best practices" mechanics and fit a game over it. No need to spend thousands of hours testing to get everything just right, just pump out art assets and dump it on testers to enumerate the bugs.

You may think this is funny, but there are people that will take this post seriously like Sony making movie games. Just remember, this is the future you chose by carelessly shitposting fin an attempt to get a few (you)'s.

A boomer CEO doesn't understand sarcasm and will take statements like yours as fact.

Miyazaki isn't sitting there coding lol